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#29 - Pretty sure it's just a bit of homage to BioWare. 4 hours ago on MASS EFFECT CUMPILATION +4
#119 - Suppressors are also used for simple shooting comfort. The mor… 12 hours ago on Firearms Friday 0
#118 - Nope. 9mm will bounce right off a grizzly skull like a friggin… 12 hours ago on Firearms Friday +2
#117 - 900-1200 pounds. Toughest, thickest muscle of any predator in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Firearms Friday +7
#154 - Stevethewizard (7 hours ago) [-]
Any threat out there is capable of being resolved through the thorough application of MOAR DAKKA!
#114 - Spoken like someone who's never had to face down a 1200-pound …  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on Firearms Friday +2
User avatar #116 - goobyman (12 hours ago) [-]
or even 9mm is enough if you hit their face i'm sure
User avatar #170 - thelastamerican (5 hours ago) [-]
Shooting a bear in the head is the worst place. You want to shoot into the big muscle groups around the shoulders and hips and disable the thing, because you've got no chance of killing it with a 9mm by shooting it in the face.
User avatar #118 - roninneko (12 hours ago) [-]
Nope. 9mm will bounce right off a grizzly skull like a friggin' slingshot marble.
User avatar #115 - goobyman (12 hours ago) [-]
pretty sure Buckshot is enough then?
#117 - roninneko (12 hours ago) [-]
900-1200 pounds. Toughest, thickest muscle of any predator in its size range. A skull that is capable of deflecting full-size FMJ rifle rounds and shotgun slugs, let alone lead peas. Imagine a Terminator that is capable of feeling bloodlust rage.

When you run into one, you keep firing until it stops moving. Then, you reload and keep going. And you absolutely don't use buckshot; it certainly won't penetrate the skull, you'll be lucky if it even penetrates muscle, and all you will do is piss it off. Use blunt-nose slugs, and don't stop until its major organs have been completely pulverized. Never. Too. Much. Gun.

And then there's the home defence issue. There's no such thing as being excessive with a gun. If you've pulled a gun, that's lethality. That's the max. Anything beyond that, if not directly helpful, is harmlessly gratuitous. If it's worth shooting once, it's worth shooting 30 times. Makes no difference except making the threat less and less direct. You've already shot the fuck; how could you possibly make the situation worse by shooting more?

Goddamn urbanites... The reality of threats is a dying knowledge base.
#154 - Stevethewizard (7 hours ago) [-]
Any threat out there is capable of being resolved through the thorough application of MOAR DAKKA!
#30 - oh, they are 08/28/2015 on /b/ nicknames Bryce Williams +14
#69 - And then there's the matter of him being worthy of Mjolnir, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on Civil war Sides (SPOILERS) +1
#117 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
Gotta remember, in the MCU, his mind is based off of Jarvis , so his loyalty lies with Tony Stark, even if he might not agree with the policies they're fighting for.
#68 - He does. But he thinks the point is not his odds of success, b… 08/28/2015 on Civil war Sides (SPOILERS) 0
#67 - Anytime people have to register because of what they are inste… 08/28/2015 on Civil war Sides (SPOILERS) 0
#65 - Captain America doesn't want to hear about the odds. The odds …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2015 on Civil war Sides (SPOILERS) +12
User avatar #66 - tenaciouslee (08/28/2015) [-]
I like Captain America, not more than Iron Man, but I'm a Captain America fan.

But does he not fucking comprehend the rampant ass-fuck he's about to receive?

comicxplain, isn't Steve Rodgers smarter than this?
User avatar #70 - clonedcommando (08/28/2015) [-]
Winning isn't the objective, it's standing against oppression. If they stick to the comic book civil war plot Iron man is going to try and push a bill that will force all super humans or even those with just super levels of skill in the US to register with the US Government for "training" and this would directly lead to the US government being able to say who are the bad guys and who aren't... cap didn't like this so he stood against it.
User avatar #71 - tenaciouslee (08/28/2015) [-]
I kinda agree with Tin Fellow, though, I mean, I wouldn't go as far as to make the Meta-Humans register Heard that term in X-Men, that's how I'm gonna describe 'em. , but to be filed, that way they know who the Meta-Humans are and all that.

It's got good intentions in it, but I wouldn't per say make the "register" with the US Government like a weapon or something.
User avatar #140 - clonedcommando (23 hours ago) [-]
you should look into the Civil war and what tony was prepared to do in the name of security he had a prison made in an alternate fucking dimension to house metas who didn't register or resisted, then there is the mind control on low level villains to make them his goons. Avengers 2 really hit the nail on the head "Tony doesn't know the difference between saving the world and destroying it."
User avatar #141 - tenaciouslee (23 hours ago) [-]
With all the wacky shit I've seen happen in the Marvel Universe, I cannot blame Tony's paranoia on the entire subject.

Maybe this is the Iron Man fan speaking in me, and if it is, that's a dumb bias to take and I apologize, but Tony's been through some shit, his own business partner tried to kill him, some Russian with electric whips of doom tried to murder him, his own AI tried to kill him, then Loki went all Space Hitler and tried to take out Earth, and then, again, his own AI tried to kill him and the world.

I can't blame his paranoia, if I were him, I'd do the same thing. But if I were Cap, I'd do the same thing, and rebel, so it's just, I agree with both sides, Cap stands for the fact that the Meta Humans shouldn't need to register, but Tony's like, "Dude, not knowing who might fuck us up has dicked us over in the past.", so I can really see where both sides are coming from.
User avatar #68 - roninneko (08/28/2015) [-]
He does. But he thinks the point is not his odds of success, but not caving to wrongdoing simply to preserve oneself. I mean, in Winter Soldier, he basically took on the entirety of Hydra single-handed, helicarriers, army and all. Likelihood of being BTFO clearly is not on his list of things to give any fucks about. He is going to fight for his beliefs, or be broken trying.

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#15 - hateandwhiskey (07/26/2014) [-]
so how's it feel to have a black friend?
so how's it feel to have a black friend?
User avatar #16 to #15 - roninneko (07/27/2014) [-]
Kind of a mixed blessing. There's never a shortage of chicken, but sometimes my stuff goes missing... Though I have to admit, I think my mayonnaise habit and Dwight Yoakam tunes might be adding to the problem.
User avatar #17 to #16 - hateandwhiskey (07/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I heard mayonnaise is like hot sauce for you peeps.

But don't trip chocolate chip, I'm only half black.
User avatar #13 - bogbean (05/21/2014) [-]
looks like you made quite the red thumbs in that thread
to be honest you were overreacting
User avatar #14 to #13 - roninneko (05/21/2014) [-]
I hadn't slept for 2 days, and the kid had no idea what he was talking about. It boiled over is all.
#12 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]
Hey look everyone! It's a tool!
#6 - genma (11/13/2013) [-]
Dunno why you deleted your comment, but I saw the link anyways.

Thanks, bro. I love Hellsing!
User avatar #7 to #6 - roninneko (11/13/2013) [-]
I tried to get it to go to the specific time where he says, "Sweet Black ******* Sabbath", but apparently that doesn't work with the Youtube embedder.
User avatar #8 to #7 - genma (11/14/2013) [-]
That is, quite actually, some **** . Sorry bro, good scene xD
User avatar #9 to #8 - roninneko (11/15/2013) [-]
Honestly, great series. I just wish TFS would finish Hellsing and keep going with DBZA instead of adding Attack on Titan (which they haven't done too well).
User avatar #10 to #9 - genma (11/15/2013) [-]
Same... I just can't do Attack on Titan. Abridged is... okay, but the series keeps getting spoiled for me. I could look down to tie my shoe and probably find out how season 2 starts, ends and sets up for 3.

Otherwise, damn straight, we need more Hellsing. Stuff kept me laughing for days.
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