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#11 - I just lost my virginity at 18 two weeks ago, we both were dru…  [+] (7 replies) 04/06/2014 on OC 0
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#16 - fuzzysixx (04/06/2014) [-]
Of the 4 women I have been with I never same the first time. Even fucking the girl I was in love with for 2 years, I was loving it, bare back, still couldn't finish.
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#20 - rheago (04/06/2014) [-]
You probably have a death grip on yo dick when you masturbate.
There's this page explaining everything about it and how to fix it.
Worked for me
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#32 - adrilazzaro (04/07/2014) [-]
Actually that sounds like a reasonable explanation to my similar problem. Any source on that page?
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#69 - nightmareschild (04/07/2014) [-]
Some funnyjunkers had a conversation about this earlier: funnyjunk.com/Daylight+Savings/funny-pictures/5048822/22#22
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#23 - fuzzysixx (04/06/2014) [-]
I had no problem all of the other times after that. I think it's just nerves.
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#15 - TheChickenMaker (04/06/2014) [-]
That's not whiskey dick I thought.. I thought whiskey dick was when you couldn't get it up?
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#17 - leucrerhedix (04/06/2014) [-]
You are correct. Whiskey dick means you couldnt get hard. Which happens basically everytime I get plastered.
#19 - I have a really nice fedora, its green and made of genuine she…  [+] (1 reply) 03/05/2014 on Know the difference 0
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#46 - minnten (03/05/2014) [-]
outside isn't the internet and you're highly unlikely to find a funnyjunker there. wear what you want.