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Consoles Owned: Wii, 3DS, GBA, PC
Date Signed Up:4/14/2012
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:New York USA
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Comment Ranking:#11597
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#592826 - >Playing X-COM: Enemy Unknown >Everything goes smo… 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#301 - "Master, you're so assertive!" "YOU BETCHA!… 07/25/2013 on I see nothing wrong here +2
#296 - DUDE FUCK YOU THEY'RE TOTALLY REAL DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME MAN 07/25/2013 on I see nothing wrong here +3
#132 - Picture 07/24/2013 on LESBIANISM.....? 0
#2 - Never alive=never will die  [+] (19 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Flowers +230
User avatar #129 - popkornking (07/24/2013) [-]
So what's the problem with abortions?
User avatar #127 - atoma (07/24/2013) [-]
Fake flower = not a flower
User avatar #159 - carnivoreapples (07/24/2013) [-]
then again, he didn't say it had to be a flower from the bundle of flowers
User avatar #160 - atoma (07/24/2013) [-]
If that's the case then what was the freaking point of putting the fake flower there in the first place?
User avatar #161 - carnivoreapples (07/24/2013) [-]
maybe he accidentally bought 11 flowers while he needed to buy 12 but when he realized this the flower store was closed so he had to buy a fake one from another store instead?
User avatar #99 - elcreepo (07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive-never can be a symbol of undying love
#92 - cresel (07/24/2013) [-]
NEVER DIE HUE HUE HUE HUE
User avatar #63 - opjoopie (07/24/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is immortal then.
User avatar #51 - mcderper (07/24/2013) [-]
no shit dickhead, I read the content. esad
#49 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
i beg to differ:
Plastic flower means it was a dinosaur at one point so that means that ones dead since millions of years.
So basically he said ill love you until these shitty flowers die and then ill bang your sister!
#31 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive = Forever dead
#30 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive = forever dead
User avatar #4 - createdjustnow (07/24/2013) [-]
never alive= no life to lose= not pertaining to life. meaning that all the other flowers with life determine the amount of time that the man loves the woman
User avatar #5 - HarvietheDinkle (07/24/2013) [-]
Dying is the act of losing life functions.

Because a plastic flower was never alive, it can't die. It also can't be alive, of course.

Thus, a plastic flower does not die, technically. Just because there was only one real one does not mean that it is the only standard by which he makes his case.

FJ: where we take the fun out of anything.
#150 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
The fake flower is not a flower, it's most likely a piece of plastic. A flower is the reproductive organ of flowering plants, which the piece of plastic is not. He was wrong at the first line, he didn't buy 12 flowers, he bought 11.
#184 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
No you are wrong. He bought 12 flowers. 11 real ones and one plastic. Even tho it's made of plastic it's still a flower. It was never stated that only organic flowers count.
#12 - captnpl (07/24/2013) [-]
Plastic is made from oil which is made from plant matter, their love began to die long before they even met.
User avatar #6 - createdjustnow (07/24/2013) [-]
hmm, you make a good argument. i guess this is simply a case of thought process, such as glass half full. Have a nice day and a thumb good sir.
User avatar #7 - HarvietheDinkle (07/24/2013) [-]
#26 - Hats  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Scout is best class 0
#31 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
Especially hats
#25 - *Soldier  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Scout is best class +3
#29 - citry (07/23/2013) [-]
what are these even called
#100 - Those charges don't mean shit if you're dead from that low def…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Cactus 0
User avatar #101 - rafeky (07/23/2013) [-]
thats why you have fighters to tank
#83 - Fukken swords n black magic n white magic up in dis bitch …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Cactus +1
User avatar #84 - rafeky (07/23/2013) [-]
less casts
User avatar #97 - bobbybeats (07/23/2013) [-]
Do you mean less mp or spell charges?
User avatar #98 - rafeky (07/23/2013) [-]
charges
User avatar #100 - rollertoaster (07/23/2013) [-]
Those charges don't mean shit if you're dead from that low defense on the Black Mage
User avatar #101 - rafeky (07/23/2013) [-]
thats why you have fighters to tank
#81 - WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE GODDAMN FUCK UP RIGHT NOW  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Cactus +3
User avatar #82 - rafeky (07/23/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #83 - rollertoaster (07/23/2013) [-]
Fukken swords n black magic n white magic up in dis bitch
And don't get me started on buffs and debuffs
User avatar #84 - rafeky (07/23/2013) [-]
less casts
User avatar #97 - bobbybeats (07/23/2013) [-]
Do you mean less mp or spell charges?
User avatar #98 - rafeky (07/23/2013) [-]
charges
User avatar #100 - rollertoaster (07/23/2013) [-]
Those charges don't mean shit if you're dead from that low defense on the Black Mage
User avatar #101 - rafeky (07/23/2013) [-]
thats why you have fighters to tank
#103 - Wouldn't it be "can't escape" not "used run! bu… 07/23/2013 on OG at Gamestop +5
#16 - Comment deleted 07/23/2013 on Wait for it... +11
#95 - Oh my 07/23/2013 on ಠ_ಠ 0
#69 - Battletoads 07/23/2013 on Main anime character problems 0
#35 - Picture 07/22/2013 on Exactly Why I Don't Clean +1
#142 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2013 on Addy chan +5
#177 - jcruikjcruik (07/21/2013) [-]
#26 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Addy chan +5
#35 - defacedcreeper (07/21/2013) [-]
#48 - thecomkiller (07/21/2013) [-]
#51 - maguitox (07/21/2013) [-]
#54 - robobabe (07/21/2013) [-]
#136 - bramy (07/21/2013) [-]
#142 - rollertoaster (07/21/2013) [-]
#177 - jcruikjcruik (07/21/2013) [-]
#31 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gentle +2
#30 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gentle +3
#29 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gentle +6
#28 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gentle +3
#27 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gentle +3
#26 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gentle +3
#25 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gentle +2
#24 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gentle +2
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User avatar #19 - georgesmoustache (10/02/2012) [-]
My friend used to have this name on xbox.
User avatar #16 - burnoutlegend (08/04/2012) [-]
You play tribes? :D
User avatar #17 to #16 - rollertoaster (08/05/2012) [-]
I did, not so much anymore. I stopped when the Plasma Gun or whatever that overpowered Raider primary was added, and never really started again after the nerf.
User avatar #18 to #17 - burnoutlegend (08/05/2012) [-]
nothing op anymore, hi-rez are sheepish with the new stuff, and the twinfusors fuck anyway, i still find it fun, its just different to bf3 and tf2, thats the only reason i still play....gotta go fast..
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User avatar #14 - notevenmyfinalform (06/22/2012) [-]
Well,I deleted it after looking father through newest uploads. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. I only post Oc and that was surely an accidental repost.
#13 - pickedonealready (05/17/2012) [-]
I have some terrible news for you...You're a nigger.
I have some terrible news for you...You're a nigger.
User avatar #12 - tomatozification (05/17/2012) [-]
please remember that you are infact a nigger
User avatar #11 - marmaladeface (05/17/2012) [-]
Hi, btw you're a nigger
#10 - xephoszlolz (05/17/2012) [-]
WWAZZUUPP MEEEE NIGGEERR!
#6 - thewonderfulspy (05/17/2012) [-]
Hey, you're a nigger.
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#3 - anonymous (05/17/2012) [-]
nigger
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