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I must some up myself in 500 words, oh my god can that even be done. Arrrggghhh I only have 408 words remaining, wait every letter counts as a word OH GOD I read it worng it's characters not words...I'm a fool, yeah sure go ahead laugh at me now but when i become leader of all in existance you shall ow down to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

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#41 - I'm handsome....right?  [+] (1 reply) 04/30/2013 on battle of the handsomes +4
#51 - kenwordo (04/30/2013) [-]
we should like go out
<-not me
#135 - Picture 04/30/2013 on learn to share +2
#9 - If vegans/vegetarians care so much about animals, why do they …  [+] (17 replies) 04/18/2013 on What you're doing is... +252
#325 - jarofdirt (04/19/2013) [-]
#98 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Most vegetarians/vegans do it either because of health reasons or because of the environment. For the animals was the least popular answer of the three.
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#211 - hydraetis (04/19/2013) [-]
Because of the environment? That does not make sense to me.
#258 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Environmental would be like, lack of meat products, or meat products being unsafe, so you cannot eat that meat, and instead eat vegetables.
#54 - mclaughlinar (04/19/2013) [-]
Just wanted to clarify, I'm a vegetarian and I don't give a shit about animals.

I was just raised this way and stayed with it for health reasons.

By all means eat whatever the hell you want. And I also fucking hate PETA.

yay red thumbs
#345 - drewbridge (04/19/2013) [-]
That's the most reasonable and respectable thing I've heard in a while.
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#316 - lamadrama (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah eat all of your vegetables while I here enjoy my zinc.
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#242 - lolzordz (04/19/2013) [-]
>hate PETA
>red thumbs

choose one
#249 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]

Asians hide their mind reading abiliities by having completely expressionless faces to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

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#317 - jlealf (04/19/2013) [-]
Prof. Oak : Now is not the time to use that.
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#205 - elitejerkz (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a vegetarian for health reasons. wut.
#215 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
I think you made up that "not" in your head bro
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#37 - AreyouSerious (04/19/2013) [-]
Either their stomachs are too sensitive, they can't stand the taste or they're insecure children who want to feel good about themselves and want everyone to know it.
#272 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Or they just morally object to the exploitation of animals? There's no need to be a dick about it.
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#21 - dosburritos (04/19/2013) [-]
#72 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 04/16/2013 on Good Advice Mallard... +56
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#596 - brainiacs (04/17/2013) [-]
I shall make another... in the near future... maybe.
#31 - Picture 04/14/2013 on Hell Portal +2