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#1 - This is the first fergalicious related post that's made me laugh 2 hours ago on Ferguson riots +1
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#4 - peanutbitter 7 hours ago on can i habe front page pls 0
#4 - Picture 7 hours ago on Cadburys +7
#3 - Stupid ******* bitch She's so full of …  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Cadburys +3
User avatar #6 - mrbator (32 minutes ago) [-]
Mind if I use "She's so full of shit I can practically smell it from here"?
#4 - rockergamer (7 hours ago) [-]
#1 - I guess after leaving blue's clues Steve had to pay the bills somehow. 20 hours ago on BMX pro in the makin' right... +17
#1 - Liquor stores  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on The mere concept of Applebees +26
User avatar #13 - captfuckhead (12 hours ago) [-]
Liquor Store is kill.
#11 - Womens Study Major (13 hours ago) [-]
I can't tell if your serious but the liquor stores did get burned down
#9 - I sided with the empire, but I always kill these ***** …  [+] (30 new replies) 21 hours ago on Villains +257
#199 - newzalaman (1 hour ago) [-]
The Stormcloaks are racist assholes. You don't have to be a racist asshole to hate the Thalmore though.

Man and Mer and Beast can live in harmony. You just gotta believe.
User avatar #162 - theshadowed (2 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry
Tulius actually says that war with the Thalmor is coming soon
Empire ain't gonna be humiliated
#142 - resty (4 hours ago) [-]
Far Cry 4 Playthrough #1 - "LET'S DO THIS" thinking of doing a playthrough of skyrim, I'll kill them all
User avatar #140 - chrispoot (4 hours ago) [-]
I sided with Ulfric, because I don't like the idea of others deciding what you should do or not, if it's morally acceptable. -> Spolier I was also incredibly suprised, and incredibly dissapointed that Balgruf sided with the empire, srsly. Wtf [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
Ignore all these other eyes, I fucked up and I am too lazy to remove them
User avatar #105 - peanutbraddle (8 hours ago) [-]
Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
User avatar #34 - pwnagraphy (13 hours ago) [-]
Hold the fuck up

Is he grabbing her by the tits?
#108 - scandalouszander (8 hours ago) [-]
#25 - Womens Study Major (15 hours ago) [-]
I made it a habit on one of my characters to return to the Thalmor Embassy every few days and kill everything I could find. Eventually they just flat out stopped respawning. Now I can only kill Thalmor when I find one of the patrols.
User avatar #23 - amata (16 hours ago) [-]
Well, seeing as the Imperial opinion of the Thalmor is one of hatred and fear thinly veiled by respect, whereas the very existence of the Stormcloaks is crucial to Thalmor plans and Ulfric himself is a Thalmor "agent" of sorts read the Thalmor dossier on Ulfric that you pick up in the Embassy , you pretty much have it spot on. Crush the rebellion, weaken the Thalmor, and then prepare for the day when you can strike back and drive those filthy scum right out of Tamriel, Summerset Isle, and even Nirn itself.
User avatar #104 - peanutbraddle (8 hours ago) [-]
It's also implied in the Dossier that the Thalmor don't really want either side to "win."

Also, this is why I don't like certain missions in these games. Why can't you out Ulfric as a Thalmor agent, for fucks sake? Is it really such a big deal that Ulfric leads the rebellion? Actually seems like a bit of a giant plothole; What, are all the rebels just going to drop their constitution if their leader is discovered a traitor?

Also, I don't think either side is ever going to "win" not because of any actual story where The Last Dragonborn is involved, but because the writers are going to pull some Dragon Break shit and make it so everyone "wins."
#187 - tranminh (1 hour ago) [-]
The thalmor called ulfric an asset, but that doesn't neccessarily mean that hes working for the thalmor. In the espionage world an asset might not even know they're an asset.
User avatar #15 - mrmuffins (18 hours ago) [-]
I sided with the empire so one day the empire can straight up genocide these self righteous fuckers.
User avatar #13 - brokentrucker (18 hours ago) [-]
I always sided with the rebels because I like blue more than red
User avatar #29 - KazumaKyu (14 hours ago) [-]
This is the only legitimate reason to join the Stormcloaks.
#121 - Womens Study Major (7 hours ago) [-]
Y'all niggers who need Talos.
User avatar #44 - punnyjunky (11 hours ago) [-]
Well, my opinion of the empire is soured somewhat by general tullius being a douche, and the fact that they were going to execute you without trial. Plus, I just like the germanic image more than the roman one.
But to be honest, we all know that redguards are the sickest cunts, and they are the ones who will wreck the Aldmeri Dominion.
User avatar #48 - admiralen (11 hours ago) [-]
to be fair ulfric is a faggot as well
User avatar #50 - punnyjunky (11 hours ago) [-]
His voice is too silky smooth for me to hate him. At least he has that sort of charm to him, as opposed to an empirical boot licker like Tullius.
User avatar #51 - admiralen (11 hours ago) [-]
tullius is a gruff military leader and ulfric is an asshole noble
dont really like either and i tend to slaughter both sides when i end up meeting with em
User avatar #52 - punnyjunky (11 hours ago) [-]
My biggest complaint about skyrim is the fact that you can't kill plot intrinsic characters. I suppose it makes sense in some ways, but it just feels like Bethesda can't trust the player to have common sense.
Because really, wiping out an imperial/stormcloak camp to find that you can't kill some dickhead with a quest is incredibly shit.
User avatar #53 - admiralen (11 hours ago) [-]
i actually got myself a mod for that
its a bit sad that i had to, but i felt it was worth it so that i could wreak havoc if i wanted too
for instance there is a stormcloak camp by the foot of the mountain the greybeards live on, i always go there, kill everyone and take a horse and scale that mountain the fun way
User avatar #45 - KazumaKyu (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh definitely, of that there can be no question. The Nords of Skyrim can kick some ass, but they ain't got nothing on the fucking Redguards. Things would be much different if ES:V was subtitled "Hammerfell".
User avatar #46 - punnyjunky (11 hours ago) [-]
I really sincerely want an elder scrolls game set in hammerfell, how fucking cool would that be? That's where the true adventuring goes on, with swashbuckling mother fuckers killing high elves and sailing ships. I have such a mighty thirst for something like that
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User avatar #109 - princeofbrokensoul (8 hours ago) [-]
i want one set in black marsh
User avatar #110 - punnyjunky (8 hours ago) [-]
That's a very interesting opinion to have. One that I'd have to disagree with, but respect nevertheless.
User avatar #111 - princeofbrokensoul (7 hours ago) [-]
yeah i would love to go and see the homeland of my favorite race
User avatar #54 - KazumaKyu (11 hours ago) [-]
Shit could be like the only good parts of Black Flag except with magic aaaand every other person is either an elf, a lizardman or a furry , that's definitely something I could get behind. It even has an easy beginning: you've been arrested for piracy, and they're either going to execute you or throw you in prison. That's like half the story right there, all Bethesda needs to do is fill in the gaps and make it a thing.
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#11 - Womens Study Major (19 hours ago) [-]
You are a true beacon of justice to Tamriel.
#9 - Admin can be so inspirational sometimes Makes me wann…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Admin slams reddit +411
#148 - skyrimdovah (18 hours ago) [-]
admin is truly an inspiration, from being a fag, to being gone, to being a fag that lifts, to being a furfag, and back to being a fag that lifts.
User avatar #82 - englishtallybopper (20 hours ago) [-]
i started lifting because of admin
User avatar #41 - LocoJoe (22 hours ago) [-]
I lift pieces or porkchop to my face in his honour.
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User avatar #47 - Indoknight (11/23/2014) [-]
You have no life. You are consistently in the top 5ish of all the comment ranking boards which is more than a lot of other well known users. You're still awesome though.
#48 to #47 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Well that sure didn't make me feel horrible inside
User avatar #42 - psychadelicace ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
im coming for your #4 spot
User avatar #43 to #42 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
why not go for #1 like me
User avatar #44 to #43 - psychadelicace ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
i'm getting there one rank at a time, you're next <3
User avatar #45 to #44 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
but you haven't even reached #5
User avatar #46 to #45 - psychadelicace ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Oh, i will
#41 - jonnyfrosty (11/19/2014) [-]
Hi new friend
Hi new friend
User avatar #32 - jonnyfrosty (11/19/2014) [-]
I will never thumb you up anymore, thus defying your dream to become #1

User avatar #33 to #32 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
I saw your 369 friends

I'm not some filthy friendship whore
User avatar #34 to #33 - jonnyfrosty (11/19/2014) [-]
I have 3 69? Oh baby a triple
Well sorry, I mistook you for a friendwhore but actually youre a thumbwore, go on then
User avatar #35 to #34 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
jesus dude are you trying to make me cry
#36 to #35 - jonnyfrosty (11/19/2014) [-]
Im crying myself over here because you refused me when I asked if we could be friendz
User avatar #37 to #36 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
why would u want me as a friend

u got like so many
User avatar #38 to #37 - jonnyfrosty (11/19/2014) [-]
Every single one is special to me, every single friendship a small story to tell
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send it again if you want
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User avatar #29 - rapkid (11/16/2014) [-]
youve made lots of comment for ******* sure.

congrats on reaching number for
#30 to #29 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
i'm going for #1
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time for us to get famous then
i want #1 so lets go race to it

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hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
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thanks again
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No problem homie.
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hi ther
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I hope that you have a great day today.
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Not a problem.
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rockergamer stop asking for my FJ points
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but i need those badges
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Some asshole posted a link to your profile on the brony thread
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Your life does not affect mine in any way
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User avatar #7 - srskate (12/26/2013) [-]
delete your comment. He is a troll and wants responses.
User avatar #8 to #7 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
I thought he wanted that pink username
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responses help that.
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