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- got over both of those fears by just accepting it if …
Eliminate all fear by accepting that when death finds you, you will not be able to stop it.
Instead of crying and wailing and praying for life, close your eyes and accept death.
Then you will fear nothing and will be prepared for the Day of the Rope.
Or you can amplify both fears by assuming both will lead to rape.
Death is fine because you won't have to think about it after it happened but getting raped will probably play over and over again in your head depending on how bad it was.
When you hear sounds, masturbate, it calmes you and freaks out whatever ghost was haunting you.
You can't haunt someone if they're jacking it to you.
>You can't haunt someone if they're jacking it to you
Once I die you just try and fuckin stop me bro.
I won't bro I'd let you haunt me so I every time I yawn I'd be sucking your ghost dick.
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I would, and then tell them how it was
sometimes on tinder ill change the age to 40-55+ so i can find milfs, haven't found any yet but hey i got time
O boi this story again
> be me, in 2013
> no job, no way out, no opportunities, no mom's spaghetti
> getting back on my feet an old friend's mom keeps fucken poking me on Facebook
> I tell her quit or I'll come over there
> she hits me back like "do it big boy"
> I fucken go over there
> candles lit and shit, she seems serious
> alright bitch I'm down shit
> she puts the littlest kid to bed, but falls asleep laying the kid down
> I investigate a noise in the house while I wait, it's my fucken high school buddy still living with his mom at like 24 years old (he's a year younger than me)
> end up hanging out until 3 in the morning, leave
> like 9 months later bitch is poking me
> I say what's up and she moans about how she ain't got no bf
> I tell her I'll fill her holes or some shit (she was the cool mom this is just how you talk to her trust me we all did it)
> she dares me to do I call her bluff
> no bluffing, she's all for it
> no kids this time we hang out all day
> my buddy gets home from work late and heads downstairs to his room
> I'm wine drunk and she leads me to bed
> I take a good look at her, she takes her shirt off
> she sucks the everliving shit out of my dick and I rawdog her like she owes me money and blow my man batter all up in her baby cave
> next morning I wake up, grababrushandputonalittlemakeup
> my buddy's younger sister comes back from her friend's house
> she got hot. And she just turned 18.
Ok background: I've been friends with my buddy for like 16 or so years
I was trying to bang his "big little" sister who's about a year younger than him, she's about 2 years younger than me... like my whole life. I could never seal the deal.
His mom's about 15 years older than me. Yeah it was a rape baby, sad story. She kept it, that's my buddy, yes he's black and he's the only one that's black but hold on a minute, he's the best kid she has because all the girls turned out to be little shits. The youngest one is a boy and he's alright. About 7 or 8ish I think, he's on the spectrum. Anyways,
2013 was the government shutdown for us veterans and that meant I was getting the dog sick from Uncle Sam, so I decided to get back in the service so I was all ripped up at the time. My buddy's gayer than AIDS and a while back he was lonely on his birthday so I sucked on his big fat shlong until he gave me a post-workout protein shake because that's what friends do
So I was in a house with my buddy and his boyfriend and his 2 hot sisters and their hot friends, getting eyeballed all day like I was made of USDA grade Prime Rib in a Weightwatcher's, building up temptation all day and releasing it directly into their mother while she screamed at the top of her lungs (don't worry she was fixed).
And I lived that way. Everyday. For like 6 fucking months.
Man... I watched Love Hina as a kid but I never imagined this shit
Women age like fucking wine. That bitch knew some sex magic she must've fucking learned from Hogwarts, I tell ya hwhat
you said background, but i just ended up with more questions than before
I thought I was pretty clear
so you fucked his mom, and sucked his dick all while trying to bang his sister?
I didn't read the story, but now I'm not sure if I should after reading your comment
Ye pretty much
The man has an attractive family
We came and went through my childhood due to custody battles with my parents
I was never single when his sis was single or I was in the military while his sis was single or some shit
Apparently she wanted me too, star crossed lovers that. She got all pissy when her mom got to me first, then married the guy she'd been fucking with a month later. I'm not too mad, his sisters are both mega hot but like I said, they're fucken horrible little shits
But he's a stand up guy, he was even cool with me banging his mom and shit. He said as long as she's happy, he's alright with it.
I was a combat guy in the military. Short story is nothing bad happened to me. But I never did think I was gonna live for too overly long so I'm not gonna turn down sex from anybody. Now I'm old and married, but I had a wild fucking ride while it lasted for sure. I'd do it again any day, but I love my wife and she's great to me so I'm happier now.
but what if she had phat tits too???
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what if you were 9 years older
I would without a doubt do it, too bad most mothers of my friends are fugly as a kitten in the blender, closest to a milf Ive gotten is a 22yr old, a VERRY bad mom.
good with the kid tho
With that kind of attitude about loyalty, I doubt you even have any real meaningful friendships anyway.
What kind of loyality am I breaking if I sleep with a friends single mom? It's just sex, I'm not gonna marry her ffs. I'd have bad manners if I din't tell him/her about it first, tho'
I've been dating a good friends mom for 4 years and he's older than me
Did he stay a good friend
Yup things just worked out it was awkward at first but it happened
I didn't know ghosts could use the internet.
there's way in hell you're still alive
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