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#14 - No, seriously, **** YOU  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on arfdoggs's profile 0
User avatar #15 - vortexrain (9 hours ago) [-]
Why?
#2 - they're*  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on Japanese Twitter +6
#6 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
there*
User avatar #9 - banwagon (4 hours ago) [-]
the air
#3 - cirruss (10 hours ago) [-]
fuck
#94 - I'm a lorefag myself, and after 100%ing the game multiple time…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Dark Souls Story 0
#97 - slightly (01/21/2015) [-]
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Dark Souls Story -7
#26 - captainprincess (01/21/2015) [-]
#4 - read: don't u dare doubt my OC stories that pull more nonexist…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Dark Souls Story -11
User avatar #80 - slightly (01/21/2015) [-]
nigga there's plenty of story in Dark Souls if you look for it a little bit.

Quit yer whining ya giant pussy.
#94 - robotekk (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm a lorefag myself, and after 100%ing the game multiple times (and reading EVERY FUCKING ITEM YOU STUPID NIGGERS) I've concluded the scattered tidbits of random bullshit facts you get aint worth a nursery rhyme unless you manually fill the gaps yourself, which is SHITTY STORYTELLING YOU FUCKING FUCKS
#97 - slightly (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #5 - captainprincess (01/21/2015) [-]
There's doubting
and then there's complaining that people insert their own theories into vague nothingness

It's like you hate imagination or something
what a fucking downer you must be
#2 - Bull ******* horse **** . You're thro…  [+] (32 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Dark Souls Story -65
#41 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
Nope the item's you get have a description which mostly give you information about their previous owners, or info's about the world.

also, did you ever read the bible?
User avatar #35 - europe (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh shit what a shame that no-one is rambling at you for hours on end
User avatar #34 - ihatephanact (01/21/2015) [-]
How's it feel to know nobody likes you?
#27 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
boo hoo i need a full fucking monologue every 5 min to explain everything to me
faglord
#22 - ohhh (01/21/2015) [-]
#38 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
Sounds more like everyone else in this thread needs it
User avatar #19 - landartheconqueror (01/21/2015) [-]
there's a lot less speculation to the game when you actually look for and read the lore hidden in the item descriptions/around the world
User avatar #18 - sirformidio (01/21/2015) [-]
It was confirmed that Sif limps through the battle because he has become too injured to properly defend his master, but his conviction makes him continue defending him anyway.
The entire fight with Gwyn was because he was the God of the World who went insane as his power slipped from his body, and you need to kill him because he will not stand down and make way for a possible brighter future.
Artorias has fallen from grace as The Abyss took him, and you must slay the hero and finish what he started, while accepting no credit for it. A Knight many players actually looked up to, and you must slay him as he is no longer himself.
Crestfallen Warrior hollows because you have convinced him that his entire way of thinking was wrong.
Siegmeyer of Catarina hollows because he has lost his honor, simply because you have shamed him at every turn. It wasn't even your fault. Even if you do not shame him, he sacrifices himself to validate himself, and be remembered as a hero, instead of a knight who's glory has long passed.
Everyone you meet dies because you met them. You are a direct cause to their hollowing.
#55 - thecrayzeeman (01/21/2015) [-]
"Everyone you meet dies because you met them. You are a direct cause to their hollowing."

Well, that's...depressing.

But I didn't kill the fuzzy dragon waifu, so I got that going for me.
#12 - Jesusnipples (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #8 - thenewgizmobox (01/21/2015) [-]
item descriptions nigga
read them
User avatar #3 - captainprincess (01/20/2015) [-]
Put the knife down
You can stop stabbing all that fun and imagination now
You can stop crying your crusade against wonder is over
User avatar #9 - Maroon (01/21/2015) [-]
I dunno, he's pretty much right. You get tossed in, no idea why, no real reason to actually go anywhere or do anything, and no reason not to murder everyone you come across.
User avatar #83 - tylosaurus (01/21/2015) [-]
Nah, they do give you enough information to form your own thoughts of how the world works. Vaati's videos just go beyond that while using fragments of what you're given in the game to reach a nice conclusion that makes a lot of sense.
User avatar #37 - europe (01/21/2015) [-]
Really? You need the game to tell you that you shouldn't randomly murder people? Really?
User avatar #69 - Maroon (01/21/2015) [-]
No, but the promise of gear they might drop outweighs the non-existent importance they might hold.
User avatar #75 - europe (01/21/2015) [-]
Why do you even play games?
User avatar #76 - Maroon (01/21/2015) [-]
to win
User avatar #78 - europe (01/21/2015) [-]
Then you might as well play it smart and use a wiki or something instead of just randomly murdering the NPCs, instead of being a jackass and killing potentially vital characters
User avatar #81 - Maroon (01/21/2015) [-]
I didn't kill them. But there wasn't any real reason not to besides that I didn't feel like it.
User avatar #84 - europe (01/21/2015) [-]
Just the fact that you're both human beings just trying to survive.
Normal human ethics are a real reason to not randomly murder them
User avatar #85 - Maroon (01/21/2015) [-]
It's a videogame. They are not real.
User avatar #86 - europe (01/21/2015) [-]
This is the exact reason why I asked why you play videogames in the first place
Games, especially RPGs, are all that much better if you don't treat them as just video games and instead apply your personal morals and ethics to make decisions.
User avatar #31 - zaxzwim (01/21/2015) [-]
but it's all self defense, when a skeleton starts throwing bombs at me and another one tries to stab me with a sword then i will attack back
User avatar #10 - captainprincess (01/21/2015) [-]
He's RIGHT yes
He's also a fkn killjoy
#14 - robotekk (01/21/2015) [-]
#26 - captainprincess (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - robotekk (01/21/2015) [-]
read: don't u dare doubt my OC stories that pull more nonexistent bullshit out my ass than the "symbolism" behind the giant tittied sorcerer from dragon's crown
User avatar #80 - slightly (01/21/2015) [-]
nigga there's plenty of story in Dark Souls if you look for it a little bit.

Quit yer whining ya giant pussy.
#94 - robotekk (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm a lorefag myself, and after 100%ing the game multiple times (and reading EVERY FUCKING ITEM YOU STUPID NIGGERS) I've concluded the scattered tidbits of random bullshit facts you get aint worth a nursery rhyme unless you manually fill the gaps yourself, which is SHITTY STORYTELLING YOU FUCKING FUCKS
#97 - slightly (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #5 - captainprincess (01/21/2015) [-]
There's doubting
and then there's complaining that people insert their own theories into vague nothingness

It's like you hate imagination or something
what a fucking downer you must be
#69 - That first one is a bit different when you look up the source  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Matt Rat +1
User avatar #72 - slenderwolf (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is the source, what you're talking about is a horrific alternate ending.
#19 - Thats prob just cuz you're a themed account. Having a theme is… 01/19/2015 on Themed Accounts 0
#16 - Skullgrill is getting bad too. She used to be funny, but latel…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Themed Accounts +2
#18 - xskullgirlsx (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm trying to get better after I've seen people react to me worse than uchiha and beiber
User avatar #19 - robotekk (01/19/2015) [-]
Thats prob just cuz you're a themed account. Having a theme is fine, feeling obligated to spam at least one comment on literally every possible post aint.
#75 - Awww maan sex jokes u da funnie man naow XDXDXDXDDXDXD: … 01/18/2015 on Let it dattebeyo +5

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