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#4351 - We finally managed to **** today. =] Thanks again…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
#992 - Best picture I have of me is candid. 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +2
#2604 - Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
#2574 - Yup. If we're cuddling or something and her butt is in my crot…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2597 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did it for me in the end:
1: After enough time of being frustrated (for both of us) I gradually became less nervous and was able to at least get a semi while it was starting to get hot
2: Eventually we just said fuck it, and she got really wet and it went in with a semi, and if you go slow enough, it'll get hard while you're going
Another thing you could try is having her get you hard without telling you you're gonna have sex, than she could just climb on and do it quickly.
After the first time for me, I never (well almost never) had a problem again.
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
#2562 - I like to think i'm pretty comfortable with myself, but no the…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2570 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Thats one of the biggest problems I had, was that I was both worried about impressing her, and about getting caught at the wrong time.

Can you get up while you guys are doing other stuff?
User avatar #2574 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Yup. If we're cuddling or something and her butt is in my crotch I usually get hard. What I think it's come down to is me being nervous due to inexperience.
User avatar #2597 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did it for me in the end:
1: After enough time of being frustrated (for both of us) I gradually became less nervous and was able to at least get a semi while it was starting to get hot
2: Eventually we just said fuck it, and she got really wet and it went in with a semi, and if you go slow enough, it'll get hard while you're going
Another thing you could try is having her get you hard without telling you you're gonna have sex, than she could just climb on and do it quickly.
After the first time for me, I never (well almost never) had a problem again.
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
#2543 - I definitely do my best to do what I can to make her feel good…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2551 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Well that I have to disagree with..



But anyway, I have two more questions I think, are you comfortable in your body; like comfortable enough to be completely naked in front of her? And, are you guys completely alone when you try to get it on?
User avatar #2562 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I like to think i'm pretty comfortable with myself, but no there's really no place we can go to be completely alone.
User avatar #2570 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Thats one of the biggest problems I had, was that I was both worried about impressing her, and about getting caught at the wrong time.

Can you get up while you guys are doing other stuff?
User avatar #2574 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Yup. If we're cuddling or something and her butt is in my crotch I usually get hard. What I think it's come down to is me being nervous due to inexperience.
User avatar #2597 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did it for me in the end:
1: After enough time of being frustrated (for both of us) I gradually became less nervous and was able to at least get a semi while it was starting to get hot
2: Eventually we just said fuck it, and she got really wet and it went in with a semi, and if you go slow enough, it'll get hard while you're going
Another thing you could try is having her get you hard without telling you you're gonna have sex, than she could just climb on and do it quickly.
After the first time for me, I never (well almost never) had a problem again.
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
User avatar #2559 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Like, no one else in the house*
#2523 - That's exactly it. She's good at what she does, but I feel ter…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2533 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Have you ever done anything else with or to her?
Starting with that is a good idea anyway, just to get into eachothers rhythm
User avatar #2543 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I definitely do my best to do what I can to make her feel good, but there's only so much that can be done with a limp dick hahahah
User avatar #2551 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Well that I have to disagree with..



But anyway, I have two more questions I think, are you comfortable in your body; like comfortable enough to be completely naked in front of her? And, are you guys completely alone when you try to get it on?
User avatar #2562 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I like to think i'm pretty comfortable with myself, but no there's really no place we can go to be completely alone.
User avatar #2570 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Thats one of the biggest problems I had, was that I was both worried about impressing her, and about getting caught at the wrong time.

Can you get up while you guys are doing other stuff?
User avatar #2574 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Yup. If we're cuddling or something and her butt is in my crotch I usually get hard. What I think it's come down to is me being nervous due to inexperience.
User avatar #2597 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did it for me in the end:
1: After enough time of being frustrated (for both of us) I gradually became less nervous and was able to at least get a semi while it was starting to get hot
2: Eventually we just said fuck it, and she got really wet and it went in with a semi, and if you go slow enough, it'll get hard while you're going
Another thing you could try is having her get you hard without telling you you're gonna have sex, than she could just climb on and do it quickly.
After the first time for me, I never (well almost never) had a problem again.
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
User avatar #2559 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Like, no one else in the house*
#2510 - Not in detail, but I know she's kinky as **** and…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2518 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
This sounds exactly like the I had with experience with my current girlfriend.

You feel like you aren't gonna live up to her standards, or something like that, right?
User avatar #2523 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
That's exactly it. She's good at what she does, but I feel terrible for not being able to have anything to show for it.
User avatar #2533 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Have you ever done anything else with or to her?
Starting with that is a good idea anyway, just to get into eachothers rhythm
User avatar #2543 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I definitely do my best to do what I can to make her feel good, but there's only so much that can be done with a limp dick hahahah
User avatar #2551 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Well that I have to disagree with..



But anyway, I have two more questions I think, are you comfortable in your body; like comfortable enough to be completely naked in front of her? And, are you guys completely alone when you try to get it on?
User avatar #2562 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I like to think i'm pretty comfortable with myself, but no there's really no place we can go to be completely alone.
User avatar #2570 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Thats one of the biggest problems I had, was that I was both worried about impressing her, and about getting caught at the wrong time.

Can you get up while you guys are doing other stuff?
User avatar #2574 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Yup. If we're cuddling or something and her butt is in my crotch I usually get hard. What I think it's come down to is me being nervous due to inexperience.
User avatar #2597 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did it for me in the end:
1: After enough time of being frustrated (for both of us) I gradually became less nervous and was able to at least get a semi while it was starting to get hot
2: Eventually we just said fuck it, and she got really wet and it went in with a semi, and if you go slow enough, it'll get hard while you're going
Another thing you could try is having her get you hard without telling you you're gonna have sex, than she could just climb on and do it quickly.
After the first time for me, I never (well almost never) had a problem again.
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
User avatar #2559 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Like, no one else in the house*
#2504 - Several months. She's sexually experienced and i'm not, so I f…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2508 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Has she ever talked about her past experiences?
User avatar #2510 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Not in detail, but I know she's kinky as shit and I love it.
User avatar #2518 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
This sounds exactly like the I had with experience with my current girlfriend.

You feel like you aren't gonna live up to her standards, or something like that, right?
User avatar #2523 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
That's exactly it. She's good at what she does, but I feel terrible for not being able to have anything to show for it.
User avatar #2533 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Have you ever done anything else with or to her?
Starting with that is a good idea anyway, just to get into eachothers rhythm
User avatar #2543 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I definitely do my best to do what I can to make her feel good, but there's only so much that can be done with a limp dick hahahah
User avatar #2551 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Well that I have to disagree with..



But anyway, I have two more questions I think, are you comfortable in your body; like comfortable enough to be completely naked in front of her? And, are you guys completely alone when you try to get it on?
User avatar #2562 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I like to think i'm pretty comfortable with myself, but no there's really no place we can go to be completely alone.
User avatar #2570 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Thats one of the biggest problems I had, was that I was both worried about impressing her, and about getting caught at the wrong time.

Can you get up while you guys are doing other stuff?
User avatar #2574 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Yup. If we're cuddling or something and her butt is in my crotch I usually get hard. What I think it's come down to is me being nervous due to inexperience.
User avatar #2597 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did it for me in the end:
1: After enough time of being frustrated (for both of us) I gradually became less nervous and was able to at least get a semi while it was starting to get hot
2: Eventually we just said fuck it, and she got really wet and it went in with a semi, and if you go slow enough, it'll get hard while you're going
Another thing you could try is having her get you hard without telling you you're gonna have sex, than she could just climb on and do it quickly.
After the first time for me, I never (well almost never) had a problem again.
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
User avatar #2559 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Like, no one else in the house*
#2476 - 17, Senior in highschool. I desperately want to have sex with …  [+] (20 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2500 - mathmanchris (11/13/2014) [-]
See a doctor, shit can be fixed. Good luck.
User avatar #2499 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
How long you been dating?
User avatar #2504 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Several months. She's sexually experienced and i'm not, so I feel awful about disappointing her in that category.
User avatar #2508 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Has she ever talked about her past experiences?
User avatar #2510 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Not in detail, but I know she's kinky as shit and I love it.
User avatar #2518 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
This sounds exactly like the I had with experience with my current girlfriend.

You feel like you aren't gonna live up to her standards, or something like that, right?
User avatar #2523 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
That's exactly it. She's good at what she does, but I feel terrible for not being able to have anything to show for it.
User avatar #2533 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Have you ever done anything else with or to her?
Starting with that is a good idea anyway, just to get into eachothers rhythm
User avatar #2543 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I definitely do my best to do what I can to make her feel good, but there's only so much that can be done with a limp dick hahahah
User avatar #2551 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Well that I have to disagree with..



But anyway, I have two more questions I think, are you comfortable in your body; like comfortable enough to be completely naked in front of her? And, are you guys completely alone when you try to get it on?
User avatar #2562 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
I like to think i'm pretty comfortable with myself, but no there's really no place we can go to be completely alone.
User avatar #2570 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Thats one of the biggest problems I had, was that I was both worried about impressing her, and about getting caught at the wrong time.

Can you get up while you guys are doing other stuff?
User avatar #2574 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Yup. If we're cuddling or something and her butt is in my crotch I usually get hard. What I think it's come down to is me being nervous due to inexperience.
User avatar #2597 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did it for me in the end:
1: After enough time of being frustrated (for both of us) I gradually became less nervous and was able to at least get a semi while it was starting to get hot
2: Eventually we just said fuck it, and she got really wet and it went in with a semi, and if you go slow enough, it'll get hard while you're going
Another thing you could try is having her get you hard without telling you you're gonna have sex, than she could just climb on and do it quickly.
After the first time for me, I never (well almost never) had a problem again.
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
User avatar #2559 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Like, no one else in the house*
User avatar #2479 - alphavsomega (11/13/2014) [-]
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