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#4 - I agree, even with no dialogue, that short put out a lot of emotion 08/19/2016 on MFW the new Bastion short +6
#2 - I gotta say, that short was very nice, very reminiscent of the… 08/19/2016 on MFW the new Bastion short +16
#4 - depends on the spider-man, original Amazing Spider-Man makes h…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2016 on Comic Facts #2 +3
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#9 - pirateseatcarrots (08/16/2016) [-]
Then what the fuck did the spider bite do?
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#16 - mcderfenschmirt (08/16/2016) [-]
Climb walls, Spider sense, ultra flexible and acrobatic, super strength, super durability and heightened senses, and faster brain function.
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#11 - metallus (08/16/2016) [-]
Super agility, strenght and resistance, enhanced healing and spider-sense. Isn't it enough?

PS: I've actually never read a comic in which peter parker's body produces webs
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#23 - strum (08/16/2016) [-]
He gets organic webbing every now and again through expirements and whatnot but do to the plot never changing for long amounts of time thing comics have going on he always loses it and goes back to his web shooters.
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#12 - pirateseatcarrots (08/16/2016) [-]
I should've said. What does the spider part come in? Where do the web's come from?
#21 - demonsora (08/16/2016) [-]
the Spider part comes from the fact that he saw it was a SPIDER that bit and gave him his powers, along with the fact that he can stick to seemingly any surface, like a spider can, the Webs on the other hand, were made to fit the motif as well as be obviously multi-functional, and variable ranged weapon that can also be fully utilized by his new super human acrobatic prowess, outside of that its just a super strong, rapidly setting essentially rubber cement substance (with rapid expansive properties when it leaves its cartridge) that he fires from shooters on his wrists hidden under his outfit
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#13 - metallus (08/16/2016) [-]
He' s a genius, he created his own web-fluid using his father's studies and developed web-shooters (which he puts on his wrists and triggers with his fingers)
#24 - yeah i kinda felt like ranting, idk why i got so riled up by t… 08/15/2016 on Superman Explained 0
#22 - And also, neither of these heroes are trying to murder anyone…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Superman Explained 0
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#23 - foodyquest (08/15/2016) [-]
damn bruh did you copy past from a word document that was a quick response
#24 - robocopftw (08/15/2016) [-]
yeah i kinda felt like ranting, idk why i got so riled up by this video, probably this dudes shitty attitude
#21 - ***** the **** outta here with this ****. First of all, t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Superman Explained 0
#22 - robocopftw (08/15/2016) [-]
And also, neither of these heroes are trying to murder anyone, as he seems to believe Batman may be a little rougher on his villains, but he keeps the strict moral code of never killing anyone . I don't know how many comics this guy has read, but Spider-Man rarely ever harms anyone beyond punching them until they go unconscious. Even when (actual spoiler) aunt may gets shot in civil war and he goes and fights kingpin, he beats him to a pulp, but holds back before killing him to keep up his moral code . So I don't know where this dude pulled the high horse to put Superman on. Also, if Superman isn't supposed to fight in a city where civilians are put in danger, then where the fuck does the tension come from?. The point of a superhero is that he saves people. I already know superman is gonna win because he is OP incarnate, but the last redeeming factor left in his type of stories is that having civilians put in danger puts him on a timer. He has to make a snap decision between saving the lives of innocents or sparing the villain. If he just chucks the dude into space and beats him up there, then all of the weight in the plot just disappears. There are no risks that superman has to take. That's why that kind of shit happens in hero movies. With all of their powers combined, its obvious that the Avengers are going to kill Ultron, but doing that while minimizing civilian loss is what makes that a challenge. Its the same reason criminals take hostages. Without that leverage, authorities can just run in there and kill the dude, but with a hostage, cops have to be careful about what they do or the civilian could be hurt. So yeah, thousands of people might have died in Age of Ultron, but the Avengers had to choose between that or literal world extinction for the human race. After a while, it makes sense that the superheroes would stop letting all the death get to their heads, and instead focus on what they did save, and continue to try their best to help the world. Because not everyone can be as perfect as Superman. Also just fuck this guy's pompous attitude
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#23 - foodyquest (08/15/2016) [-]
damn bruh did you copy past from a word document that was a quick response
#24 - robocopftw (08/15/2016) [-]
yeah i kinda felt like ranting, idk why i got so riled up by this video, probably this dudes shitty attitude
#3 - Actually its overdrive by lazerhawk  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2016 on When you saw just right... 0
#4 - admiraldrah (08/13/2016) [-]
SHIT right, i was thinking about the album.
tfw vodka
#2 - gotta train em early  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2016 on Young space marine +85
#19 - shamzizzle (08/11/2016) [-]
Night Lords...
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#33 - ashesllashes (08/11/2016) [-]
the black Templars are also melee specialists
#35 - shamzizzle (08/11/2016) [-]
Yes, but the Night Lords are just caked in heresy.

Black Templars are cool though.
#4 - Originally a spoof from some megaman cartoon 08/04/2016 on Brotherly Love 0
#4 - Speaking of the Pitt, I had something funny happen to me when …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on When you find the Combat Zone 0
#13 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
So... you won because you cheated? IIRC they take your weapon when entering the Pitt, i.e. when (re)captured at the entrance after the mined bridge. When fighting in the Pitt, don't you have access only to the weapons you've found after (re)capture, and the ones they give you in the locker? Only after winning all the matches you get access to the footlocker with all your previous loot?