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#28 - There is no freedom of press in Sweden. 19 hours ago on Do you think about this graph? +1
#16 - just wont quit huh 08/22/2016 on How to trigger a dude #3 +1
#8 - Jenna marbles is just less good looking Remy Lacroix 08/22/2016 on Breaking News: Butthurt man... -1
#12 - Pls stop *********** then, you're triggering me 08/22/2016 on How to trigger a dude #2 +1
#13 - It's posts like this coming from you that makes me wish cancer…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/21/2016 on /pol/ hijacking FJ in a... +2
#15 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
"tito said mean things so i want him to die now"

bruh, chill.
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#23 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
You're just baiting, now. He didn't say any of the shit you just quoted, or anything similair. Who is even listening to you at this point?
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#26 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
No thats for the "how to trigger a dude" series.
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#27 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
Was that even a response? What are you saying?
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#29 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
Bait posts are for the 'how to trigger a dude' post series.
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#30 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
So you're just an idiot?
#31 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
You just dont agree with my opinion.
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#32 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
I don't agree with your reading comprehension, man. I don't care what your opinions are, I just think it's incredibly victimising (see: an incredibly overused stratagem of the regressive left) to immediately assume that someone calling you out on a shaky opinion and telling you to stick to your comment-posting is him wishing death upon you.
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#33 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
Your opinion sucks bro, i hope you get cancer.
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#34 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
Oh, so you ARE just baiting. What happened, man? You used to be funny and make people happy to see you. Now you're a cunt, as far as one can see. What changed? When did you start getting all weird and ranty?
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#35 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
Your opinion still disagrees with mine!
Im gonna insult you now. Thatll teach you to see things my way.
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#36 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
Pray tell then, friend, what is my opinion, that you keep referring to? And why is it in stark contrast to yours?
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#37 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
Your opinion is that i suck for poking fun at a guy who got so offended at a harmless opinion and wished death on me.

I never really changed. I did this shit with sjws all the time, and now its the other sjw groups turn to deal with it. What happened is that we often had opinions we agreed upon, so my hawaiian phrases were welcomed.

So now when /pol/ became the new hivemine here,we disagree a bunch.

Thats pretty much it.

If you want to act up on me for not agreeing with you, call the internet police. If you wanna discuss calmly, ill be more than happy to take a seat with you and chat.

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#39 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
But the fellow did not wish death upon you. Why are you still saying this?

I never once saw you doing this with SJW's, but if you say you did, then sure, all I saw was you posting goofy/funny/sometimes even insightful comments, with a funny and obscure theme.

I'm also not acting up at all, I'm just trying to say to stop putting words in a dude's mouth, because that's pretty AIDs and that I miss back when you were a funny cunt and not some political hacktivist.
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#41 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
Wishing for someone to get cancer is kinda the same thing. That dude needs to take a chill pill.

Im not sure why hes calling me an SJW when im not advocating for anything really, juat opposing a hive minded group. If i said i dont like religion, it doesnt mean in going to become the antichrist or an arch enemy. Ill poke fun at it, sure, but i dont have the time nor motivation to do anything serious about it.
#42 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
The issue with the post is not that it's 'SJW like' or anything of the sort though man, it's that it's bullshit. Look at the world right now and look at it throughout all of history. I don't give a shit if you're black, white, Asian, Hispanic, or any which way in between, but whites out-performing blacks in their capabilities, advancements, intellectual capabilities and civility is well documented across the board- I'm not racist in saying that, I don't give a shit who you are, I'm just stating well evidenced facts.

I know many people on /pol/ who believe the 'women-voting' schtick. I know many women. I know many men. In my personal opinion, I think you should have to take 'political knowledge' tests to be able to vote, that would test your knowledge of socioeconomics and the current parties and candidates available for selection before you could vote. I know, in my heart, as much as I love them, people such as my mother, my sister and my girlfriend, along with many other of my female associates would fail such a test, in much higher rates than my male associates. I know this is purely anecdotal evidence, but it is evidence nonetheless, and I'd wager most people would report similarly. I don't think this is a gender issue, necessarily, I think it's a political apathy issue that could be easily addressed, as early as primary schooling.

Gays? Genetic mistake? Obviously. Does mistake mean they should be punished or otherwise ostracised? No, of course not, I don't give a shit what you fuck, or who you marry, just be happy and keep it out of my face regardless of your orientation, gay or straight. Fuck gaypride and fuck the notion of straightpride, be proud of your achievements instead. No arguments here from me, Tito.

For the Jew thing. Fuck me. I trust you know who Soros is. I trust you know who the Rothschilds are. I trust you know who Rupert Murdoch is and their connection to them. Is there a massive global conspiracy, being headed by the jewiest Jews in existence, based on fractional banking, from as far back as the Napoleonic era, that would and has benefited heavily from many forms of societal breakdown? Yes, there is. Does the fact that this movement is headed by Jewish practicing families mean that EVERY Jew is clued in and benefiting? No, of course not, they're in it to make just them richer and more powerful. FUCK fractional banking and the Rothschilds who head it, FUCK Israel and the shit it spews, but who gives a FUCK what your Torah reading neighbour is up to? He's not in on it, leave him be.

If Hitler didn't come along when he did, Germany would've continued on its downward spiral (it was already at the point were German farmers were killing their children, as it was better than letting them starve). I haven't got enough space in 10 comments to write about this at the length that would give it justice. Was Hitler the paragon of humanity many stormfags make him out to be? No, of course not, he was fucking crazy and stupid, toward the end. Was he literally Satan? No, he's one of the greatest men in Germany's history and did wonders for them.

As for the closing statement, similair to above, it would take me so much time and effort on my end and so much time on yours to read what I write to even bother right now.

Point is, my opinions there are so oft compared to 'the hivemind' when none of them are wrong in the slightest, and you know it. The content here was shit and it's being responded to as such. I find stormfags as insufferable as the next guy, but they're nothing compared to the bile-spewing regressive left, and I ache with every fiber of my being in hope that you agree with that sentiment.

Sorry for the long post.

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#43 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
"I find stormfags as insufferable as the next guy, but they're nothing compared to the bile-spewing regressive left, and I ache with every fiber of my being in hope that you agree with that sentiment. "

I agree wholeheartedly.
I cant stand the entitled special snowflake lefties in my party who act like 'the big white man' is responsible for every bad thing that happened in their lives. I can't stand it when people want free stuff without least working for it. My pell grants are free money but i have to maintain a 3.5 gpa to get my education funded each semester. I cant stand it when women try to use feminism as a crutch for their own incompetece while millions of other women can keep the weight off and run their own businesses. I cant stand it when people ask for parades and history months, but the minute a hispanic or caucasian with a slight shade of pale asks for something, he gets a new one ripped in him.

I cant believe that my party ditched bernie sanders, rhe only non controversial, non criminal, non lobbied candidate in favor of this piss haired woman who is practically a walking conspiracy theory journal.

Make no mistake, i am not a blind one sided liberal.
The betrayal of my party is a disgrace to over 50 years of hard work and sacrifices.
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#38 - totallytito (08/22/2016) [-]
Typing on mobile. Excuse the typos theepictroll
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#40 - TheEpicTroll (08/22/2016) [-]
It's cool, spelling doesn't oft detract from an argument's validity.
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#17 - I think he is quite shocked, his name is Hugh Mungus, jesus christ. 08/21/2016 on [Being Offended Intensifies] +4
#12 - I don't see hillary being lynched for giving away secrets, TO …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2016 on Agreed +43
#153 - anon (08/22/2016) [-]
Because that only happened in your head.
#6 - That was a pretty good ****** movie 08/21/2016 on harry potter 0
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