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Date Signed Up:10/21/2010
Last Login:12/24/2014
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Content Ranking:#4692
Comment Ranking:#1615
Highest Content Rank:#4674
Highest Comment Rank:#1141
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#2 - Sure 12/14/2014 on how properly to train your... +10
#27 - mcburd, explain this outburst this instant...  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on vive la revolution +21
#69 - mcburd (12/14/2014) [-]
Pretty sure I'm not a duck.
#32 - daniboyi (12/14/2014) [-]
I swear sir! that snake was a terrorist!
#50 - freedombirdman (12/14/2014) [-]
I told you guys a million times, you have to do proper background checks before sending operatives out.
#51 - daniboyi (12/14/2014) [-]
Sorry sir. I have failed.
User avatar #52 - freedombirdman (12/14/2014) [-]
It is alright, we all make mistakes. Learn from this and move on.
#28 - That's probably the most flattering insult anyone has ever given me. 12/13/2014 on This Fucking Dog (read desc) +1
#10 - u fel 4 my ruse you can have a picture of lucky being… 12/12/2014 on This Fucking Dog (read desc) +3
#9 - no 12/12/2014 on This Fucking Dog (read desc) +2
#346 - **** ...I'll get on it in a second. I'm bored enou… 12/12/2014 on Roll and Draw 0
#344 - **ritzrules rolls 768** please be eevee, please be eevee, pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Roll and Draw 0
User avatar #346 - ritzrules (12/12/2014) [-]
FUCK...I'll get on it in a second. I'm bored enough that I might actually deliver.
#1483 - if you think I didn't save that you can **** off 12/12/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0
#1473 - ...putin...on the ritz... ...now look here ***… 12/12/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0
#1460 - Give me the most thug ritz you can muster  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0
#1479 - tiles (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #1483 - ritzrules (12/12/2014) [-]
if you think I didn't save that you can fuck off
#1471 - fuckthepopo (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #1473 - ritzrules (12/12/2014) [-]
...putin...on the ritz...

...now look here motherfucker...
#35 - If I get my hands on them titties Ima just 12/12/2014 on Sara Xmas -1
#55 - LOOK HERE ******* I watch this show, al…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/12/2014 on CARLOS! +14
#66 - epicactual (12/12/2014) [-]
I've only ever met one guy who acts this way, and I don't talk to him anymore. All the bronies I know don't act like this (as far as I know), hell I'm a brony and I haven't watched the show in a few months. I don't even really consider the irritating ones bronies, just run of the mill furry-esque fetishists.
User avatar #68 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh.. haha.. Ribcage
#94 - silversspoon (12/12/2014) [-]
Mother fucker...
#97 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
Nee hee hee hee hee
#98 - silversspoon (12/12/2014) [-]
I feel enlightened now though
thank you
#99 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
You're whalecum.

YFW
#102 - silversspoon (12/13/2014) [-]
#69 - epicactual (12/12/2014) [-]
And to think I just got the joke, right this second...
User avatar #72 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're being serious or fucking with me
#75 - epicactual (12/12/2014) [-]
Dead fuckin' srious
#76 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
Sometimes we just don't think about stuff.

Like typing in spoilers. Is that what the cool kids do nowadays?
#77 - epicactual (12/12/2014) [-]
It would appear so
#78 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
What is that
#82 - epicactual (12/12/2014) [-]
Found it on a post about dildos. As far as I know its real, I think.. Well I'm off to bed m8, Godspeed try not to think about that dildo, I know I won't
User avatar #84 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
bed, filthy fkn fgt casul I've been up all night

Have good sleep
User avatar #80 - bluslenderman (12/12/2014) [-]
dragon dildo
User avatar #81 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
I don't think this.. thing.. could possibly be classified as dildo. Not for humans.
User avatar #83 - bluslenderman (12/12/2014) [-]
oh no you put at the end of a pole and use it as a weapon
#61 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
Amen to that.
#462 - My parents sent me a box of fancy pears for finals week. I did… 12/11/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0
#9 - ...relevant?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Filthy hobbitses -2
#15 - twatter (12/10/2014) [-]
I saw him on Halloween.
He's actually really good live.
#127 - Picture 12/10/2014 on I was told to share this... +1
#164 - Picture 12/10/2014 on post your favorite webm +44
#1207 - Picture 12/10/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#15 - YA DOONT GAT ANEH PUDDENG 12/09/2014 on Off-Putting 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Amelia Bedealer +37
#147 - jumperzero (12/09/2014) [-]
Someone teach me how to edit gifs cause the only way i know how turns the quality to shit and uses way too much dithering XD

I want to make that gif loop so that he goes out side, then comes back in over and over ;-;
#240 - ....uh..... uhhhhhh.... uh.... 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#238 - Uh-heh heh...uh...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#240 - ritzrules (12/09/2014) [-]
....uh.....uhhhhhh....

uh....
#18 - Based Pope makes me not hate being Catholic. 12/08/2014 on Pope Francis +11
#11 - "Dad I don't want to." "Sing the song and g…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Not Having Any Of Your Shit +236
User avatar #27 - Uber Funny (12/08/2014) [-]
>Shes holding water in the beginning of the gif

#33 - tender (12/09/2014) [-]
>Holding a water
>Dad Throws a milkshake anyway
?????
>Logic?
User avatar #46 - northway (12/09/2014) [-]
>holding a water
>dad then close the camera and get a milkshake
>dad turn on the camera and throws milkshake

Dude, is it really that hard? However, I still think it is probably milk shake in the beginning. Too much effort to make another fake milkshake just for a video.
User avatar #30 - sacredmagic (12/09/2014) [-]
I thought she was too, but if you look closely, you can see the light brown color of the shake in contrast with her darker sweater.
#115 - Picture 12/08/2014 on Man finds out he's going to... +1
#80 - Forget about the sexism and vitriol that she brings to the ind…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Anita Sarkeesian is doing... 0
User avatar #96 - thunderkrux (12/08/2014) [-]
I swear to god, if they make this a game where you run on a track because sarkeesian though the controls were to complicated I'm going to throw my ps4 out the window
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User avatar #15 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #16 to #15 - ritzrules (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you, my good man.
#14 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 96** 19
#9 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
u r useless
User avatar #8 - ritzrules (06/25/2013) [-]
**ritzrules rolled a random comment #3937048 posted by MrMysteriousMagic at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
quick poll guys goo.gl/i0ZZ7
User avatar #7 - ritzrules (06/25/2013) [-]
**ritzrules rolled user bladeboy **
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#1 - BakaGirl (11/25/2010) [-]
Who rules?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
I thought the same thing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ritzrules (12/08/2010) [-]
wat?
#4 to #3 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
Rittz from Boxer Hockey.
Your name made me think of him, and I think she thought the same thing.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ritzrules (12/08/2010) [-]
hmm
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