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Date Signed Up:10/21/2010
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#318 - Eh, wouldn't be the worst rough patch that we've gone through.… 03/18/2015 on FJ predictions +1
#45 - Can you truly be rich without bacon? inb4 jews hurr durr 03/18/2015 on 2muchdecisionz 0
#385 - It started off as a reckless hobby because I just started thro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #396 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
there's a lotta tutorials out there
#378 - I was bored browsing PlayStation Store when I downloaded the d…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #381 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Parkour is not meant to be reckless. It is safe if you train your mind and body.

And even for an average person, learning how to fall is very useful.
User avatar #385 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
It started off as a reckless hobby because I just started throwing myself at walls and rails and fences and trying it out. But then I actually started trying to break the moves down and learned how to fall properly.

So now I know how to throw myself at and off walls and rails and fences without hurting myself.
User avatar #396 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
there's a lotta tutorials out there
#369 - There was a time trial DLC with some really weird minimalist m…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #371 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Eh the game was fun but not enough for DLC for me. I picked it up during a flash sale for less than 4 bucks.
User avatar #378 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
I was bored browsing PlayStation Store when I downloaded the demo because I thought it had a cool name and looked interesting. And then I started doing dive rolls and attempted to run on the walls outside of my house.

This game made me into one of those "HEH YEAHH PARKOUR!!!!" little shits, but it actually wound up making me active, and I even learned a tiny bit from it. I won't say that it inspired me to get into shape, because I was already running XC, but I found a new reckless hobby because of it. Which was nice.
User avatar #381 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Parkour is not meant to be reckless. It is safe if you train your mind and body.

And even for an average person, learning how to fall is very useful.
User avatar #385 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
It started off as a reckless hobby because I just started throwing myself at walls and rails and fences and trying it out. But then I actually started trying to break the moves down and learned how to fall properly.

So now I know how to throw myself at and off walls and rails and fences without hurting myself.
User avatar #396 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
there's a lotta tutorials out there
#352 - The Pirandello Kruger headquarters? That one was definitely a …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #361 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
The last stage, and the stage where you came out of a building onto some catwalks with a helo chasing you, were my favorites. Not including the training map of course.
User avatar #369 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
There was a time trial DLC with some really weird minimalist maps that were just for seeing how fast you could go and how well you could identify and execute the fastest paths. Those were a ton of fun.
User avatar #371 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Eh the game was fun but not enough for DLC for me. I picked it up during a flash sale for less than 4 bucks.
User avatar #378 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
I was bored browsing PlayStation Store when I downloaded the demo because I thought it had a cool name and looked interesting. And then I started doing dive rolls and attempted to run on the walls outside of my house.

This game made me into one of those "HEH YEAHH PARKOUR!!!!" little shits, but it actually wound up making me active, and I even learned a tiny bit from it. I won't say that it inspired me to get into shape, because I was already running XC, but I found a new reckless hobby because of it. Which was nice.
User avatar #381 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Parkour is not meant to be reckless. It is safe if you train your mind and body.

And even for an average person, learning how to fall is very useful.
User avatar #385 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
It started off as a reckless hobby because I just started throwing myself at walls and rails and fences and trying it out. But then I actually started trying to break the moves down and learned how to fall properly.

So now I know how to throw myself at and off walls and rails and fences without hurting myself.
User avatar #396 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
there's a lotta tutorials out there
#339 - That was part of the fun for me. I tried playing Assassin's Cr…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #347 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
The part with the warehouse and the boxes, with a small room in the middle. It was before the docks. The boxes were stacked high up. That part took me 20 minutes, and I ended up using a walkthrough.

Also, the part where you come out of the sewers(?) and you need to jump over a fence, but there are a bunch of guards. I already knew you can ignore the guards, but for the fucking life of me I couldn't make the jump over the fence. Took me more tries then I could count, but I remember I had to put down the game to try the next day.
User avatar #352 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
The Pirandello Kruger headquarters? That one was definitely a bitch to get through.

Coming out of the storm drain wasn't all that difficult for me though.

I'm not sure what it is about games where the objective is simply figuring out the best way to move forward, but they're my favorites. Especially when they throw in an interesting element to the movement. To me it was like Portal.
User avatar #361 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
The last stage, and the stage where you came out of a building onto some catwalks with a helo chasing you, were my favorites. Not including the training map of course.
User avatar #369 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
There was a time trial DLC with some really weird minimalist maps that were just for seeing how fast you could go and how well you could identify and execute the fastest paths. Those were a ton of fun.
User avatar #371 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Eh the game was fun but not enough for DLC for me. I picked it up during a flash sale for less than 4 bucks.
User avatar #378 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
I was bored browsing PlayStation Store when I downloaded the demo because I thought it had a cool name and looked interesting. And then I started doing dive rolls and attempted to run on the walls outside of my house.

This game made me into one of those "HEH YEAHH PARKOUR!!!!" little shits, but it actually wound up making me active, and I even learned a tiny bit from it. I won't say that it inspired me to get into shape, because I was already running XC, but I found a new reckless hobby because of it. Which was nice.
User avatar #381 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Parkour is not meant to be reckless. It is safe if you train your mind and body.

And even for an average person, learning how to fall is very useful.
User avatar #385 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
It started off as a reckless hobby because I just started throwing myself at walls and rails and fences and trying it out. But then I actually started trying to break the moves down and learned how to fall properly.

So now I know how to throw myself at and off walls and rails and fences without hurting myself.
User avatar #396 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
there's a lotta tutorials out there
#321 - Mirror's Edge. The free running mechanics in this game were am…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #335 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Didn't have enough freedom for me. I didn't want to solve a puzzle to attack a wall, I just wanted to go

Was still good though.
User avatar #339 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
That was part of the fun for me. I tried playing Assassin's Creed for a while after I finished Mirror's Edge and it just felt too easy getting from point A to point B.
User avatar #347 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
The part with the warehouse and the boxes, with a small room in the middle. It was before the docks. The boxes were stacked high up. That part took me 20 minutes, and I ended up using a walkthrough.

Also, the part where you come out of the sewers(?) and you need to jump over a fence, but there are a bunch of guards. I already knew you can ignore the guards, but for the fucking life of me I couldn't make the jump over the fence. Took me more tries then I could count, but I remember I had to put down the game to try the next day.
User avatar #352 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
The Pirandello Kruger headquarters? That one was definitely a bitch to get through.

Coming out of the storm drain wasn't all that difficult for me though.

I'm not sure what it is about games where the objective is simply figuring out the best way to move forward, but they're my favorites. Especially when they throw in an interesting element to the movement. To me it was like Portal.
User avatar #361 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
The last stage, and the stage where you came out of a building onto some catwalks with a helo chasing you, were my favorites. Not including the training map of course.
User avatar #369 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
There was a time trial DLC with some really weird minimalist maps that were just for seeing how fast you could go and how well you could identify and execute the fastest paths. Those were a ton of fun.
User avatar #371 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Eh the game was fun but not enough for DLC for me. I picked it up during a flash sale for less than 4 bucks.
User avatar #378 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
I was bored browsing PlayStation Store when I downloaded the demo because I thought it had a cool name and looked interesting. And then I started doing dive rolls and attempted to run on the walls outside of my house.

This game made me into one of those "HEH YEAHH PARKOUR!!!!" little shits, but it actually wound up making me active, and I even learned a tiny bit from it. I won't say that it inspired me to get into shape, because I was already running XC, but I found a new reckless hobby because of it. Which was nice.
User avatar #381 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
Parkour is not meant to be reckless. It is safe if you train your mind and body.

And even for an average person, learning how to fall is very useful.
User avatar #385 - ritzrules (03/18/2015) [-]
It started off as a reckless hobby because I just started throwing myself at walls and rails and fences and trying it out. But then I actually started trying to break the moves down and learned how to fall properly.

So now I know how to throw myself at and off walls and rails and fences without hurting myself.
User avatar #396 - frenzyhero (03/18/2015) [-]
there's a lotta tutorials out there
#29 - I trusted you...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on girlfriend material comp +16
User avatar #58 - matoromahri (03/18/2015) [-]
first mistake
clearly not the last
#14 - Two chemists walk into a bar, giggling like schoolgirls. … 03/17/2015 on Corny Jokes +5
#40 - fixed 03/17/2015 on Cunt +18
#16 - I don't know if this actually happened, but I want to think it does. 03/17/2015 on All asains are Jackie Chan 0
#26 - Picture 03/17/2015 on Feminism: jimmies are... +3
#24 - I...holy ******* Christ... I hope she's seen t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Feminism: jimmies are... +49
User avatar #53 - cheezersnacks (03/17/2015) [-]
I feel you dude, I've always had a troubled relationship with my mother but when she got notice from the doctor that her cancer tumor in her brain had grown both me and her let go of our old grudges and became friends again in a very long time. She's still alive and she's most likely going to get an operation that might save her life, but what this news did for us is something nothing else ever could've done, I got my mother back and she her son. And I am eternally grateful for getting to reconsile with her before she leaves this world.

Basically, mothers are awesome. The prostitute bitch sucks major balls for taking her away from him, the son and father.
User avatar #25 - grapesforall (03/17/2015) [-]
you know what really rustles my jimmies making a false accusation of rape is only 35 days in prison and home arrest sauce Man wrongly accused of rape speaks out one year later
#26 - ritzrules (03/17/2015) [-]
#9 - >Ed Sheeran mentioned >Swell with math albums …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Let sleeping dogs lie +7
#22 - twatter (03/17/2015) [-]
Saw him live last Halloween.
He was amazing, obviously.
He dressed as Austin Powers.
#9 - This was either the saddest or most triumphant moment of this … 03/17/2015 on I Was born ready +99
#11 - That would be pretty nice, I bet. 03/17/2015 on Show your boobs +1
#56 - This movie cut deep into my soul for a brief moment. An…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Full names 0
#57 - tagme (03/17/2015) [-]
Amen to that.
#25 - Life=happiness*ln(death/birth)? 03/17/2015 on Science 'n Stuff 6 +2
#45 - Can I call you Dottie?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Full names 0
#53 - tagme (03/17/2015) [-]
#56 - ritzrules (03/17/2015) [-]
This movie cut deep into my soul for a brief moment. And then she woke up. Animaniacs was amazing.
#57 - tagme (03/17/2015) [-]
Amen to that.
#130 - The roommate I got after he left was gay and a total dudebro. … 03/16/2015 on slap slap slap slap 0
#55 - why 03/16/2015 on Tastes like MLG 0
#4 - This thing would probably lash out and kill anyone who tried …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on That would hiss me off +19
User avatar #5 - Dragonchampion (03/16/2015) [-]
It wouldn't lash out, no. And mostly they're afraid of humans and would only attack them if they're starving or an idiot decides to wrap it around him. So you're fine.

I think that particular snake would just happily leave if you just picked it up and pulled it off the engine.
#9 - chsnake (03/16/2015) [-]
not even that juts leave the car off for a while and hell be gone in no time, the oley reason he was there to start with is the car engine was warm and comfy, iv had a couple of snakes and there just like eney animal if you are gentle and hold them alot thell be like a cat or dog as far as how domesticated thay are, i had a mexican boa and she wold love to sit in my lap while i watch the Tv, thow the biger the snake is the less you wana do that stuff cus you will never have the same relationship and control over it as you do a dog or even a house cat,there not social animals like dogs or cats thay just dont mind you being around them and holding them.
but as for that big guy in the car, he not my snake so im not gona touch him im just gona leav him be he will move off when hes reddy, and if i need him gone befor that id call the zoo or animal control to help get him out of my car.
#102 - "But I was offended"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on The weather is nice today. +2
#123 - samoaspider (03/16/2015) [-]
have a shitty webm!
#16 - *gruncle 03/16/2015 on It happens 0

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#21 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #19 - SirVladimir (02/15/2015) [-]
Only commenting here because I used to go to Berea and you're one town over. To think we could have been friends...
User avatar #20 to #19 - ritzrules (02/15/2015) [-]
Well. I only live in Richmond right now because I go to EKU.

Before that I lived in Louisville, KY; Abilene/San Antonio/Houson/Austin, TX; and Suffolk, VA. I've been to 10 different schools before graduating from high school in Louisville.

So yeah, our chances of meeting were slim to none.

But I've been to Berea once. Nice place.
#17 - giffythetoad (01/01/2015) [-]
Doot doot, 			************		  I loved your godzilla one. Thank you for sharing :3  Also I mistakenly thought dogziller was you, so he got some doot too.
Doot doot, ************ I loved your godzilla one. Thank you for sharing :3 Also I mistakenly thought dogziller was you, so he got some doot too.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ritzrules (01/01/2015) [-]
's alright. he got the godzilla version.

doot the **** outa that doot.
User avatar #15 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #16 to #15 - ritzrules (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you, my good man.
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#10 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 96** 19
#9 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
u r useless
User avatar #8 - ritzrules (06/25/2013) [-]
**ritzrules rolled a random comment #3937048 posted by MrMysteriousMagic at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
quick poll guys goo.gl/i0ZZ7
User avatar #7 - ritzrules (06/25/2013) [-]
**ritzrules rolled user bladeboy **
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#1 - BakaGirl (11/25/2010) [-]
Who rules?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
I thought the same thing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ritzrules (12/08/2010) [-]
wat?
#4 to #3 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
Rittz from Boxer Hockey.
Your name made me think of him, and I think she thought the same thing.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ritzrules (12/08/2010) [-]
hmm
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