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ritzrules

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Date Signed Up:10/21/2010
Last Login:5/27/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4291
Highest Content Rank:#4674
Highest Comment Rank:#439
Content Thumbs: 522 total,  809 ,  287
Comment Thumbs: 21152 total,  22430 ,  1278
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 44 Content: Sammich eater → Level 45 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 27.9% (279/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:57955
Times Content Favorited:25 times
Total Comments Made:3632
FJ Points:16740
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#112 - "Please remove guns" "Please remove knives&…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2016 on Soon!! =D +6
#138 - puremike (03/31/2016) [-]
**puremike used "*roll picture*"**
**puremike rolled image**They could just uninstall
#121 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
You realise its satire, right?
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#131 - pianoasis (03/31/2016) [-]
well then so is his comment
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#114 - alostcanadian (03/31/2016) [-]
"it's all ok or none of it is"

and since this one person got her way then why shouldn't we have one?
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#119 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (03/31/2016) [-]
it was a He, a father
#63 - Holy ******* **** op Got me ****** up Flawless 03/31/2016 on Does this offend YOU? +4
#39 - Then it would make sense that the aid is for Syrian refugees. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2016 on God wills it 0
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#40 - iridium (03/30/2016) [-]
It also made mention of Afghanistan as well.

My point being you cant just completely assume.
#26 - I can accept this. Thank you for your input.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2016 on God wills it +7
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#27 - payseht (03/30/2016) [-]
And thank you for maintaining a civil discussion
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#34 - guillem (03/30/2016) [-]
Bravo, to both of you. You were both on point and polite about it, this site needs more users like this.
#15 - Unpopular opinion I'm actually kind of upset about t…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/30/2016 on God wills it +18
#37 - anon (03/30/2016) [-]
Syrians did it to themselves, if they want change, they obviously havent been trying hard enough
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#36 - iridium (03/30/2016) [-]
Plus, it might not even be Syrian refugees. The article specified that their operations are based around Northern Iraq.
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#39 - ritzrules (03/30/2016) [-]
Then it would make sense that the aid is for Syrian refugees. Syria is on Iraq's northern border.
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#40 - iridium (03/30/2016) [-]
It also made mention of Afghanistan as well.

My point being you cant just completely assume.
#31 - anon (03/30/2016) [-]
You're not supposed to do anything, think for yourself.
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#25 - payseht (03/30/2016) [-]
I don't think it's a hate for refugees but a reaction to some extremely bad seeds that the media is hiding under the rug
Diversity is welcome, and hard working citizens are as well. You've escaped your living hell, don't bring it to our doorsteps. Refugees need us, not the other way around. The ones that refuse to adapt to western culture and values are the problem, and the media labeling people "racists" for bringing up these issues is creating a push-back movement...
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#26 - ritzrules (03/30/2016) [-]
I can accept this. Thank you for your input.
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#27 - payseht (03/30/2016) [-]
And thank you for maintaining a civil discussion
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#34 - guillem (03/30/2016) [-]
Bravo, to both of you. You were both on point and polite about it, this site needs more users like this.
#29 - in that glorious ass 03/30/2016 on no no no no no Cleveland.gif +9
#93 - DELETE THIS 03/29/2016 on You guys are pathetic, take... 0
#28 - I've waited so long 03/25/2016 on Tinder Comp #3 0
#36 - goddammit 03/22/2016 on Marathon +24
#26 - "You should let me cook for you sometime. I have a friend…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2016 on cooking romantic dinner like +2
#30 - zerodate (03/21/2016) [-]
Tha fuck did you pull this meme from? How long has it been since #perfectdate? god I fucking hate hashtags
#32 - stimate (03/21/2016) [-]
Good times.
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#31 - whitie (03/21/2016) [-]
It geg tex back
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2016 on Mavnyt Ryta Fando Itam +24
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#5 - tessalata (03/16/2016) [-]
that is one cute black tip reef shark
#1076 - I understand honestly i'd have to be pretty drunk to… 03/10/2016 on FJ roast session. 0
#1056 - Yes. Yours. Since she and I were the ones that made a mess of …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2016 on FJ roast session. 0
#1070 - amoryquinn (03/10/2016) [-]
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#1076 - ritzrules (03/10/2016) [-]
I understand
honestly i'd have to be pretty drunk to fuck me, too. i can hardly even masturbate sober i hate myself so much.
#187 - >american flag because patriot >ninja turtles becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2016 on Average Bernie Voter comp +18
#216 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
>Cucks fucking desperate to avoid the fact that they're cucks

Just fucking kill yourself Jeremy.
#937 - Here's an easy one. It might help you to know that I'm the mid…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2016 on FJ roast session. 0
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#1048 - amoryquinn (03/10/2016) [-]
Are you waiting for Mommy to come and make your bed for you?
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#1056 - ritzrules (03/10/2016) [-]
Yes. Yours. Since she and I were the ones that made a mess of the sheets in the first place.
#1070 - amoryquinn (03/10/2016) [-]
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#1076 - ritzrules (03/10/2016) [-]
I understand
honestly i'd have to be pretty drunk to fuck me, too. i can hardly even masturbate sober i hate myself so much.
#933 - I don't think "take a stab" is the phrase you want t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2016 on FJ roast session. 0
#970 - dreaddai (03/10/2016) [-]
Thank you for assuming Satan would buy me at all, he wants souls after all. On the other end i doubt people care too much about me. People have to notice you to hate you. have a great day though
#57 - Picture 03/07/2016 on A journey into the... 0
#14 - the trick is to never leave this ******* site...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2016 on Undertale|Dreemurr... +4
#15 - tropenthatshtup (03/07/2016) [-]
Living the dream, my friend.
#4 - *sirgawain has-* **** YES  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2016 on Undertale|Dreemurr... +2
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#12 - tropenthatshtup (03/07/2016) [-]
Why are you always so fast man?
#14 - ritzrules (03/07/2016) [-]
the trick is to never leave this fucking site...
#15 - tropenthatshtup (03/07/2016) [-]
Living the dream, my friend.
#13 - sirgawain (03/07/2016) [-]
The power of the list.
#7 - sirgawain (03/07/2016) [-]
#45 - holy **** is that an ocean megatank  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2016 on Octopus carrying around a... +15
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#65 - bitchitroll (03/02/2016) [-]
why do i recognize that thing
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#67 - friedepidermis (03/02/2016) [-]
Have you seen a show called "Code Lyoko"? 'cus that's where I think it's from
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#68 - bitchitroll (03/02/2016) [-]
yep thats it
#100 - "We'd rather die on our feet than live on our knees."… 03/02/2016 on The ride never ends +5
#63 - Nothing removes kebab like large-caliber freedom I k… 03/01/2016 on ISIS Militant Films his own... +6
#90 - Okay, I'll admit that's the wrong tem. My point is sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/29/2016 on pol gets beaten. +6
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#144 - nimba (02/29/2016) [-]
Well she is a liar
#88 - Picture 02/29/2016 on pol gets beaten. +1
#83 - I'm gonna tell you to scroll down and see that I've already ad… 02/29/2016 on pol gets beaten. 0
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#25 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
#26 to #25 - ritzrules (12/25/2015) [-]
thanks daddy addy
#24 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [-]
#22 - utarefson (07/30/2015) [-]
sup, mello
#23 to #22 - ritzrules (07/30/2015) [-]
Whose the **** is youse
#21 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
#19 - SirVladimir (02/15/2015) [-]
Only commenting here because I used to go to Berea and you're one town over. To think we could have been friends...
#20 to #19 - ritzrules (02/15/2015) [-]
Well. I only live in Richmond right now because I go to EKU.

Before that I lived in Louisville, KY; Abilene/San Antonio/Houson/Austin, TX; and Suffolk, VA. I've been to 10 different schools before graduating from high school in Louisville.

So yeah, our chances of meeting were slim to none.

But I've been to Berea once. Nice place.
#17 - giffythetoad (01/01/2015) [-]
Doot doot, ************ I loved your godzilla one. Thank you for sharing :3 Also I mistakenly thought dogziller was you, so he got some doot too.
#18 to #17 - ritzrules (01/01/2015) [-]
's alright. he got the godzilla version.

doot the **** outa that doot.
#15 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
#16 to #15 - ritzrules (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you, my good man.
#14 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#12 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
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#10 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 96** 19
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