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#3 - Oh boy that sounds a lot like someone I know!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2016 on Zistopia 45 +4
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#5 - ritzrules (07/11/2016) [-]
me. Nobody in the working world of physics wants to hire me. Imma have to start stripping for money. Which will be difficult since I'm a guy.
#6 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
I stripped at a gay bar in Atlanta. In the state of Georgia it's illegal to touch/interact with strippers that are on the job. We take a shower before, and after work. A few of the "classy" places, if you could ever call places like that classy, have it as an in-house requirement.

Regardless, a lot of guys and girls on the team have always seen it as a fun experience that pays the bills. While I admit a lot of people see it as strange that a straight guy is stripping in essentially a gay bar, but the fact I can walk away after with about six grand in cash on a weekly basis helps put me through school. Their money is as good there, as it is anywhere. It does get a little awkward knowing you've stripped for your old gym teacher.

I do pity the bank teller that handles all the "crotch money".The best part? I don't have to claim it as taxes.

Some days are better than others and me, being the 5'4 "succulent boytoy" who could easily pass as a trap, think I could probably do better in life. But then I think of some of the nice things I have. I've seriously considered dropping out of college just to strip full time, but it's a pipe dream since looks fade with time. Plus it also means it doesn't conflict with my raiding schedule in Warcraft.

After I graduated from college, it was difficult to leave the place. It was a fairly fancy place with cigars, brandy, whiskey, and red velvet everywhere.

Bossman also gave me a very good reference for the job I am currently on and I have no shame in admitting I put myself through college by showing my ass to a bunch of strange, rich men and women.
#1 - Isn't one of the vixens studying psychology?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2016 on Zistopia 45 +9
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#2 - witype (07/10/2016) [-]
I just checked. Nilla studied psychotherapy, Angel studied engineering, and Cherry studied modern literature. They're "comfort vixens" because nobody in those fields would hire them and they need to pay off loans.
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#3 - ritzrules (07/10/2016) [-]
Oh boy that sounds a lot like someone I know!
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#5 - ritzrules (07/11/2016) [-]
me. Nobody in the working world of physics wants to hire me. Imma have to start stripping for money. Which will be difficult since I'm a guy.
#6 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
I stripped at a gay bar in Atlanta. In the state of Georgia it's illegal to touch/interact with strippers that are on the job. We take a shower before, and after work. A few of the "classy" places, if you could ever call places like that classy, have it as an in-house requirement.

Regardless, a lot of guys and girls on the team have always seen it as a fun experience that pays the bills. While I admit a lot of people see it as strange that a straight guy is stripping in essentially a gay bar, but the fact I can walk away after with about six grand in cash on a weekly basis helps put me through school. Their money is as good there, as it is anywhere. It does get a little awkward knowing you've stripped for your old gym teacher.

I do pity the bank teller that handles all the "crotch money".The best part? I don't have to claim it as taxes.

Some days are better than others and me, being the 5'4 "succulent boytoy" who could easily pass as a trap, think I could probably do better in life. But then I think of some of the nice things I have. I've seriously considered dropping out of college just to strip full time, but it's a pipe dream since looks fade with time. Plus it also means it doesn't conflict with my raiding schedule in Warcraft.

After I graduated from college, it was difficult to leave the place. It was a fairly fancy place with cigars, brandy, whiskey, and red velvet everywhere.

Bossman also gave me a very good reference for the job I am currently on and I have no shame in admitting I put myself through college by showing my ass to a bunch of strange, rich men and women.
#14 - It's good for heavy furniture on wood or tile floors. Like if … 07/10/2016 on y tho +8
#32 - I'm a straight white male. I've never walked down the street a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on One of these things is not... +3
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#33 - jerkindougnuts (07/10/2016) [-]
Preach it up my nig nog
#9 - Hohnman transfer?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2016 on How to send a probe to Jupiter 0
#13 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
Technically, no. A Hohmann transfer is when you raise/lower your periapsis/apoapsis to a certain point and once at your periapsis/apoapsis you accelerate prograde/retrograde to circularize your orbit.
For example, say you're in LEO (low earth orbit) and you accelerate to get your periapsis at geostationary heigh. Once you're at you're periapsis, you accelerate once again and then you enter a geostationary orbit.
In Juno's case, the slingshot method was used, basically flying by the gravity well of the earth in a certain direction to accelerate even further.
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#25 - Blankets, chairs, snacks, cash, $20 each, triple feature. Boom… 06/28/2016 on drive in 0
#3 - IT'S BACK BOIS 06/26/2016 on Zistopia 40 +7