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Date Signed Up:10/21/2010
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#20 - FIT CHICKS 6 hours ago on Motivachow Oslidi Ysuctovoph +3
#57 - "It's gonna be dickbutt innit..." mfw 21 hours ago on Old Chinese Proverbs +1
#7 - The numa numa one was funny. Even for a few seconds after the …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on CT's Unseen Comp Rebirth 8 +82
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#11 - bennybroseph (07/23/2016) [-]
Yeah, I feel like it went on for way too long. Reality started to hit after a few seconds and it stopped being funny...
#13 - yodawgiheard (07/23/2016) [-]
I agree. The reason it's not that funny, IMO, is that it's a simple premise (get an instance of a plane, then cut abruptly to one of the planes hitting the towers) that we've seen often. Then the clip of the reactions of the people on the ground screaming in anguish goes on for 30 seconds with no reason or punchline...
#16 - "It's not that different from my real name." &qu… 07/23/2016 on A touching scene most... +96
#12 - Immediately under this content. 07/23/2016 on Arrogant boy with 3 girls... +3
#63 - They managed to make the ocean cute. THEY MADE ADORAB… 07/21/2016 on That's really fucking cute +1
#24 - Poorly worded, but not far from the truth. ISIS depends on the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Anon meets Emma Watson +16
#28 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
And these people will never be satisfied until Shariah is the one and only law in the world. Compromise is impossible with these people.
#35 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
Wrong. Compromise is impossible with YOU people.

I am a Muslim and I don't need Sharia law in your countries because your countries already follow 90% of the laws that came from Sharia law. I have integrated into western societies before. My country isn't that different.

In the end you guys let our skin divide us but the truth is we are all the same. Just as bad. Just as good. You can't deny the good stuff in order to make the bad stuff sound more bad.
#32 - Wait there's nEW STAR VS? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2016 on Bait and Switch +1
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#49 - thediamondhack (07/20/2016) [-]
just go to kisscartoon.me
#33 - ilikepatatas (07/20/2016) [-]
season 2 out already yo
go watch it

wonder if the starco ship will ever go cannon, i mean you can only keep making characters more and more perfect for each other until you realize you're an idiot for not pairing them together
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#37 - dislikinator (07/20/2016) [-]
Star vs the Forces of Evil  Season 2 promo Grab Your Wands www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DeP8B1Krb4 <-- season 2 trailer
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#38 - ilikepatatas (07/20/2016) [-]
the chapter out already
he was faking it, the school counselor was actually a (cultist?) of star's ex
the demon kid was worried about starco being a thing and sent him to check
marco finds out and decides to lie in order to see what the nigga was gonna do
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#39 - dislikinator (07/20/2016) [-]
oh, okay, I only watched the first so far so I stopped reading there
#41 - ilikepatatas (07/20/2016) [-]
oh yeah , kind of a spoiler
but if all those humans seen with the demon kid are confirmed to be cultists then it's gonna get a little weird (heh, in the good sense)
really wanna see how star vs the foe tackles the subject of cults and cultists when tom is literally a demon king/prince
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#11 - it's not easy being green 07/20/2016 on kermie +1
#7 - I...I don't think I'd be proud of this victory... Lik…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2016 on Aftermath of a knee to the... +11
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#21 - warioteam (07/22/2016) [-]
im guessing he didnt actually know the damage he caused yet
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#18 - lawlight (07/19/2016) [-]
you can be proud of the win without taunting him like a bitch
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#17 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/19/2016) [-]
I would feel bad
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#16 - ScottP (07/19/2016) [-]
Especially if it's not a personal thing.