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#70 - Well, that's because it kinda has. The generation right before… 17 hours ago on Why I Hate Facebook 0
#61 - Because I have seen things from both ends of the spectrum: fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Why I Hate Facebook +1
User avatar #69 - ponieskilledmyacc (17 hours ago) [-]
I know, their future is mostly fucked up, but my point was that this is nothing new like you just said. There have been stupid teenagers in every generation. It's just that everytime something like this is posted people act like this generation is gonna ruin the world or something.
User avatar #70 - ritzrules (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, that's because it kinda has. The generation right before ours started really fucking around when they needed to get their lives in order, and now look at us as a nation. We stick our noses into conflicts that we have no right or reason to enter, we're drowning in debt, nobody can trust our government to do anything right, unemployment is higher than what was previously acceptable, all kinds of new problems. And it's only getting worse, and it will continue as this generation begins to take control of the country.

We need an about face that I don't expect to see from this generation of people
#58 - Maybe the majority of this generation isn't necessarily THIS s… 19 hours ago on Why I Hate Facebook 0
#27 - They'd probably enjoy the experience thoroughly, but sure.  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Why I Hate Facebook +1
User avatar #28 - buttlord (21 hours ago) [-]
not if we make it cum acid
#59 - nope. that's still physics and astronomy. also, Fg=(-GMm)/r^2 22 hours ago on Math explained -1
#25 - New plague? You kidding me? Just infect the local area with th…  [+] (5 new replies) 22 hours ago on Why I Hate Facebook +3
User avatar #26 - buttlord (22 hours ago) [-]
can we build robots to sodomize everyone with an IQ below 100?
#76 - otroviciado (16 hours ago) [-]
in your case, that's almost so stupid as saying "let's ban all the user with a name that starts with the letter "B"
User avatar #42 - zenherp (20 hours ago) [-]
sterilization or genocide are the only two options
User avatar #27 - ritzrules (22 hours ago) [-]
They'd probably enjoy the experience thoroughly, but sure.
User avatar #28 - buttlord (21 hours ago) [-]
not if we make it cum acid
#2 - They know they're shitty. But they know they make a ton of mon… 07/27/2014 on Nickleback -18
#3 - Dragons fucking cars is a real thing, Lisa.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Homer +4
User avatar #5 - makotoitou (23 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that's why they don't attack them. Fucking Lisa get your shit together.
#2 - What really scares me is that these are people my age. …  [+] (18 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Why I Hate Facebook +56
#77 - otroviciado (16 hours ago) [-]
man, with this population it will be easy to rule, i mean, they will not put effort on school, studies, their careers, etc, i mean, you'll be able to make "WHATEVER" you want, cause most of the people will be incompetent, you can study 3D animation and be one of the guys that make some bethesda-pixar-gearbox level games, or study Kinesiology and get payed THOUNDSAND of dollars
User avatar #71 - alxon (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes, it is true that they are in our generation. However, they will not have the largest influence on the country or world. You, me and many others will take charge of the world, leaving the idiots to suffer in their own squalor.
#67 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
whats funny is that one day some of us will be the people conducting job interviews, shit will get interesting
User avatar #60 - ponieskilledmyacc (19 hours ago) [-]
Geez, calm down most of them will (probably) grow up and look back at how stupid they were.
You people worry too much about teenagers lately.
User avatar #61 - ritzrules (18 hours ago) [-]
Because I have seen things from both ends of the spectrum: from that of the stupid teenager and that of the adult filled with regret.

I'm nineteen. Getting a college education that is largely paid for already by scholarships. But I work manual labor over the summer to make my spending money. I work with people in their thirties and up. They can't get any other jobs. And whenever they ask me about school they always say the same thing: "You lucky, man. You smart. You didn't fuck around, man. I wish I didn't mess around when I was a kid, man. I got drunk, fucked around, had a kid, man life is rough now."

This whole "YOLO IDGAF" ideology that seems to be really popular in my generation is the exact same thing that all of my wiser, older, more experienced coworkers warned me against. They did the same thing when they were our age, and now they're paying the price. They have a shit job and a shit life. And it's going to be that way for a long time for them. They had no respect for their future or for themselves, and now they're filled with regret for their past. And our generation is making the exact same mistakes.

And don't say it's not. I know that this is Funnyjunk and this kind of behavior is what's at the forefront because it's funny, but this is NOT the only place I see it. The majority of my high school graduating class thought like these kids. Acted like these kids. ARE these kids. And when I talk to my friends in college they say they had the exact same problem.

Sure they'll look back and regret how stupid they were, but by the time they do they'll have been working for the same $9.50 hourly wage for a few years with no end in sight. It'll be too late, Penn. Way too late. And I know because I've seen it every day for the past two months.

I understand why these kids just want to live in the moment, but if as a generation we don't invest any thought or work into our future, we won't have one.
User avatar #69 - ponieskilledmyacc (17 hours ago) [-]
I know, their future is mostly fucked up, but my point was that this is nothing new like you just said. There have been stupid teenagers in every generation. It's just that everytime something like this is posted people act like this generation is gonna ruin the world or something.
User avatar #70 - ritzrules (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, that's because it kinda has. The generation right before ours started really fucking around when they needed to get their lives in order, and now look at us as a nation. We stick our noses into conflicts that we have no right or reason to enter, we're drowning in debt, nobody can trust our government to do anything right, unemployment is higher than what was previously acceptable, all kinds of new problems. And it's only getting worse, and it will continue as this generation begins to take control of the country.

We need an about face that I don't expect to see from this generation of people
#51 - Penn (19 hours ago) [-]
They are not the majority.

They are far from it.

you naive bastard
User avatar #58 - ritzrules (19 hours ago) [-]
Maybe the majority of this generation isn't necessarily THIS stupid, but the majority of my generation is at least PRETTY stupid. Maybe that will change when they wake up and realize that they're on their own and have to fend for themselves, when they have to grow up and take on some responsibility, but they've had plenty of opportunities to grow and learn with the world around them and they've just...ignored them. They could have learned to swim by starting in the shallow end of the pool with someone to show them the way, but they decided to put it off to browse the internet as they walk around to the deep end. And now they're being pushed in with no idea how to help themselves. They'll drown in their own apathy.

I'm not so naive to say that our generation is completely fucked; I know I can't see the future. But saying that things look bleak as these people are about to run the country? That's not naivety.
User avatar #50 - gotbannedicusvile (19 hours ago) [-]
becoming a serial killer may be a very lucrative job position in our future.
User avatar #23 - buttlord (22 hours ago) [-]
i feel the same. maybe if we team up then all the smart people can create a new plague. its our only hope
User avatar #25 - ritzrules (22 hours ago) [-]
New plague? You kidding me? Just infect the local area with the bubonic plague. Any smart motherfucker would think "Oh, this is really bad. I need a doctor." They'll go to the hospital, get their treatment (which will involve nothing more than a few antibiotics because that really is all it takes to cure the plague), and then carry on living, telling the tales to their friends about how they survived an old world plague that killed 2/3 of Europe.

Meanwhile, all of these people will think "Oh, this is really bad. I should tell my friends." Then they'll post a status on Facebook: "Uuuugh. So sick. Gonna stay in today lol. #SickLife" Then they'll see that six of their friends are sick too and post a status about that: "Omg Carrol is sick too?!?!?! Were SOOOOOO besties. #SickParty" Then they'll probably all try to get together at one of their houses and watch movies and eat ice cream because "lol SICK GIRLZ NITE" effectively quarantining themselves off from the world. They won't feel any better by the next day so they'll get on WebMD and look up their symptoms. It MIGHT say they have plague. If so, they'll go to a doctor.

Just kidding, no they won't. They'll post ANOTHER goddamn Facebook status: "Hey we got Black Plague whaaaaaaat so CRAYZEEE. #Europe #Culture"

And then they'll die. And it all it will take is a few small, precisely placed strains to clear everything up. The only people remaining will either be smart enough to get treatment or they'll have the immune system of GODS, thus allowing for a smarter, healthier population.

But seeing as I'm dumb enough to actually come up with such a bullshit plan, I'd probably be the one dumb enough to die of it. So maybe I should work this a little more.
User avatar #26 - buttlord (22 hours ago) [-]
can we build robots to sodomize everyone with an IQ below 100?
#76 - otroviciado (16 hours ago) [-]
in your case, that's almost so stupid as saying "let's ban all the user with a name that starts with the letter "B"
User avatar #42 - zenherp (20 hours ago) [-]
sterilization or genocide are the only two options
User avatar #27 - ritzrules (22 hours ago) [-]
They'd probably enjoy the experience thoroughly, but sure.
User avatar #28 - buttlord (21 hours ago) [-]
not if we make it cum acid
#10 - kanedam (07/27/2014) [-]
dont worry... afucking lof of them will die soon enough.
#1615 - If your closest friend doesn't even have the decency to tell y… 07/25/2014 on Feels/depression thread +1

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#1 - BakaGirl (11/25/2010) [-]
Who rules?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
I thought the same thing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ritzrules (12/08/2010) [-]
wat?
#4 to #3 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
Rittz from Boxer Hockey.
Your name made me think of him, and I think she thought the same thing.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ritzrules (12/08/2010) [-]
hmm
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