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#68 - Bravo 9 hours ago on When I Show Ladies My Duck 0
#46 - I was waiting for this to come up 08/27/2015 on Aunt May burn 0
#7 - Aunt May ain't noone to **** with, bruh  [+] (11 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Aunt May burn +95
#9 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
So arsenic tastes like almond, that's some vital information right there.
Only use it in recipes containing almonds
#39 - sherlockbatman (08/27/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
you can get amygdalin from the little almonds inside peach pits
around a dozen pits worth of poison almonds is enough cyanide to kill an average adult man unless they're really fat
grind them into a powder and blend them into a peach smoothie
the drink has to be thick to hide the grain of the powder
think jamba juice boosters, but literally the opposite
apricot, apple, and cherry seeds also have amygdalin, but the amount varies, so go overboard
no such thing as "too much" when you're poisoning someone
humans are hardy. one fit of rage and your victim could survive long enough to drag you with them to hell
User avatar #12 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2015) [-]
Nope, cyanide tastes like almonds, arsenic tastes like rat poison.
User avatar #34 - plazmaflare (08/27/2015) [-]
cyanide smells like almonds to a very small portion of the human population, that I'm aware of, not sure about the taste though.
#24 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
What exactly does that taste like sweet
User avatar #25 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2015) [-]
I don't know, I don't sample various poisons.
User avatar #44 - xlelez (08/27/2015) [-]
DO YOU DO POISON?
Bruiser - Do you do poison?
User avatar #46 - ritzrules (08/27/2015) [-]
I was waiting for this to come up
#35 - whiteniggers (08/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #10 - createdjustnow (08/26/2015) [-]
no, she was fucking with him, she put knockout pills in them, i think she used almond extract or something to fuck with him
#8 - lucariopwnz (08/26/2015) [-]
one hard bitch right thur
#2 - Checked Wikipedia, here's the skinny: Jupiter t… 08/26/2015 on Nasa +164
#24 - "Oh! The dog's gonna protect-...Oh..." 08/26/2015 on Quick use the dog +2
#91 - "We don't get many requests for brogues, sir. Allow me to…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on Free sim card 0
User avatar #108 - sherlockbatman (08/26/2015) [-]
fashion mavericks
I'll give you that
there's no reason to just store them in the weapon room though
they could keep them in the actual back room
#85 - Maybe because they're also a functioning tailor and haberdashe…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Free sim card 0
User avatar #87 - sherlockbatman (08/26/2015) [-]
in the secret room with the weapons though?
User avatar #91 - ritzrules (08/26/2015) [-]
"We don't get many requests for brogues, sir. Allow me to check the back to see if we have any left."

Also, I'm sure that some agents prefer brogues. They'd get plenty of grief for it, but I don't think the rules explicitly bar agents from wearing them.
User avatar #108 - sherlockbatman (08/26/2015) [-]
fashion mavericks
I'll give you that
there's no reason to just store them in the weapon room though
they could keep them in the actual back room
#7 - Picture 08/25/2015 on Mr. Rogers 0
#41 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Free sim card +1
User avatar #146 - nemecyst (08/26/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, but I greatly prefer Brouges (A.K.A. Wingtips) to Oxfords, Oxfords just lack flair in my opinion.
#84 - sherlockbatman (08/26/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
then why stock Brogues in the secret spy changing room if none of the agents wear them?
User avatar #85 - ritzrules (08/26/2015) [-]
Maybe because they're also a functioning tailor and haberdashery and some of their customers might actually like brogues?
User avatar #87 - sherlockbatman (08/26/2015) [-]
in the secret room with the weapons though?
User avatar #91 - ritzrules (08/26/2015) [-]
"We don't get many requests for brogues, sir. Allow me to check the back to see if we have any left."

Also, I'm sure that some agents prefer brogues. They'd get plenty of grief for it, but I don't think the rules explicitly bar agents from wearing them.
User avatar #108 - sherlockbatman (08/26/2015) [-]
fashion mavericks
I'll give you that
there's no reason to just store them in the weapon room though
they could keep them in the actual back room
#14 - kingchuckles will see this rendition of our daily affirmations. 08/25/2015 on Dog of wisdom REMIX +3

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User avatar #22 - utarefson (07/30/2015) [-]
sup, mello
User avatar #23 to #22 - ritzrules ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Whose the **** is youse
User avatar #19 - SirVladimir (02/15/2015) [-]
Only commenting here because I used to go to Berea and you're one town over. To think we could have been friends...
User avatar #20 to #19 - ritzrules ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well. I only live in Richmond right now because I go to EKU.

Before that I lived in Louisville, KY; Abilene/San Antonio/Houson/Austin, TX; and Suffolk, VA. I've been to 10 different schools before graduating from high school in Louisville.

So yeah, our chances of meeting were slim to none.

But I've been to Berea once. Nice place.
#17 - giffythetoad (01/01/2015) [-]
Doot doot, ************ I loved your godzilla one. Thank you for sharing :3 Also I mistakenly thought dogziller was you, so he got some doot too.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ritzrules ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
's alright. he got the godzilla version.

doot the **** outa that doot.
User avatar #15 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #16 to #15 - ritzrules ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you, my good man.
#14 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#10 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 96** 19
#9 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
u r useless
User avatar #8 - ritzrules ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
**ritzrules rolled a random comment #3937048 posted by MrMysteriousMagic at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
quick poll guys goo.gl/i0ZZ7
User avatar #7 - ritzrules ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
**ritzrules rolled user bladeboy **
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#1 - BakaGirl (11/25/2010) [-]
Who rules?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
I thought the same thing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ritzrules ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
wat?
#4 to #3 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
Rittz from Boxer Hockey.
Your name made me think of him, and I think she thought the same thing.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ritzrules ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
hmm
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