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rimjobmcgee

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/20/2013
Last Login:6/22/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#2970
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#141 - Personally, I always said I wanted to live to see the end of t… 05/31/2015 on A nigga gotta eat 0
#108 - Damn, Ginny got hot  [+] (8 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Harry Potter and puberty 0
User avatar #125 - lordofthesea (05/31/2015) [-]
she was always hot
#126 - rimjobmcgee (05/31/2015) [-]
For me its Luna that was always hot, even when she legally shouldn't be. Which is weird, because I normally have a thing for redheads
User avatar #127 - lordofthesea (05/31/2015) [-]
i have a thing against blondes, usually I like dark or obviously dyed hair colors, but I agree
#128 - rimjobmcgee (05/31/2015) [-]
I like wild dyed colors like blue and green, and redheads, but something about Luna makes her a 10/10 for me
User avatar #131 - lordofthesea (05/31/2015) [-]
I don't mean to be mean, and I could be wrong, but it looks like she may have bought that nose and eye color though.

makeup and eyebrows are on point but my gf does a way better job of being hot as hell without a team to do it for her.
#133 - rimjobmcgee (05/31/2015) [-]
Fair point, I mean her as she look with the make up team. Her all natural and I'd change my vote
User avatar #130 - lordofthesea (05/31/2015) [-]
I wouldnt go as far as 10/10 but yeah, she's cute as hell, even for a blonde. As a kid she's one of those girls who will clearly grow up to be hot. As an adult she doesn't disappoint.
#132 - rimjobmcgee (05/31/2015) [-]
I normally don't 10/10 anything, but there is a certain something about her that if I could only be with one woman from now on, I'd have to seriously consider her, so I'm calling that level of thought 10/10
#137 - Least you get to see the end of the human race and stuff, that…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on A nigga gotta eat 0
User avatar #140 - wellimnotsure (05/31/2015) [-]
I suppose. Maybe it's what we deserve.
#141 - rimjobmcgee (05/31/2015) [-]
Personally, I always said I wanted to live to see the end of the world as its currently known, so I'm good with it. Just gonna kick back and watch the fireworks, maybe get involved if I'm bored and the end is just dragging on
#141 - My lightbulb vanished one day, I thought addy had just gotten … 05/29/2015 on Birds Are So Metal 0
#13 - I'd end up drunk and trying to dive through it 05/27/2015 on How To Build An Infinity Table +71
#206 - I slept like ten hours last night. Best I've slept in years, b… 05/27/2015 on Prove you don't have insomnia 0
#5 - Damn, Kenny died so many times he finally became a haunter  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on Italians +1
#6 - John Cena (05/27/2015) [-]
that's sad, his deaths were so Gastly.
#299 - I use adblock. Nothing addy scripted would ever say that 05/27/2015 on Prove you're not a bot or... +1
#337 - I don't love life, its too boring to love, but its better than… 05/27/2015 on You're not a sad pepe 0
#26 - Its a good thing you did, they need something that far from ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on When I cook spicy foods for... +1
User avatar #70 - commoncrunch (05/24/2015) [-]
hello, crimestopper? yeah, i just witnessed a fucking murder
#131 - Why would you go to the police? I don't even have kids, but if…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on It is very true 0
#239 - cockineveryorifice (05/24/2015) [-]
We're a nation of cucks, Labour piled in the multiculturalism propaganda for years and it seems to have done a really fucking good job on some people. One of the parents of the victims said he forgave the rapists and said he would be voting Labour. It's just surreal, how ca you care so little about your children, he values not looking racist more than he values his daughter.
#145 - What's her personality like? She's hot and I'd bang her but I … 05/24/2015 on Would you date her? +4
#39 - Same way one guy got a patent on the shovel or hammer or somet… 05/24/2015 on Disney +1
#38 - This guy gets it. Gaston had a panicked man bust into his pub …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Disney +5
User avatar #95 - icameheretotroll (05/24/2015) [-]
except the even daughter begged him not to kill it and he locked her so she didn't warn the beast
#62 - I actually was a plumber for while as a temp. It was actually … 05/24/2015 on Tales of a Plumber 0
#478 - Most people do end up wanting kids, but I can't handle being c…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on What's your virgin meter? 0
User avatar #484 - vatra (05/23/2015) [-]
That's the thing though man. Its different when it is your own kid. My sister has arachnophobia, I used to throw them at her when we were little just to hear her freak out. Now she has kids. One time she saw one of her sons about to touch a spider, without a second thought she grabbed it with her bare hand. My jaw dropped. I asked her if she had gotten over her fear. She said no, but that her kids are more important than what she feels about it.
#463 - Definitely not. It has to be taken around the same time every …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on What's your virgin meter? 0
User avatar #471 - vatra (05/23/2015) [-]
There are other methods of birth control. Some that only need to be renewed every few months. But to each his own. I'm 23 and I actually want kids now, its odd.
#478 - rimjobmcgee (05/23/2015) [-]
Most people do end up wanting kids, but I can't handle being committed to something like that, and I know I don't have what it takes to be a parent. A buddy of mine has a baby right now and the other day he was holding it and thought it started pooping and just kept holding it and I was just thinking why are you still holding it, set it down, holy shit I'd have tossed that thing if I was holding it and it started pooping
User avatar #484 - vatra (05/23/2015) [-]
That's the thing though man. Its different when it is your own kid. My sister has arachnophobia, I used to throw them at her when we were little just to hear her freak out. Now she has kids. One time she saw one of her sons about to touch a spider, without a second thought she grabbed it with her bare hand. My jaw dropped. I asked her if she had gotten over her fear. She said no, but that her kids are more important than what she feels about it.
#427 - I couldn't help if I wanted to since I'm a virgin myself. My p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on What's your virgin meter? 0
User avatar #430 - guanyu (05/23/2015) [-]
It's a tiny snip, so I say "go for it".
#394 - 25 and counting. Not ugly or completely autistic, had girlfrie…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2015 on What's your virgin meter? +2
User avatar #450 - vatra (05/23/2015) [-]
Don't trust her to be on the pill?
#463 - rimjobmcgee (05/23/2015) [-]
Definitely not. It has to be taken around the same time every day, no way am I trusting someone's memory that much. Plus the pill still has that 1% chance of not working, and I can't be that 1%. I have dogs and they're sometimes so much responsibility that I think I shouldn't have gotten them, no way can I risk a kid and being tied to it for 18 years
User avatar #471 - vatra (05/23/2015) [-]
There are other methods of birth control. Some that only need to be renewed every few months. But to each his own. I'm 23 and I actually want kids now, its odd.
#478 - rimjobmcgee (05/23/2015) [-]
Most people do end up wanting kids, but I can't handle being committed to something like that, and I know I don't have what it takes to be a parent. A buddy of mine has a baby right now and the other day he was holding it and thought it started pooping and just kept holding it and I was just thinking why are you still holding it, set it down, holy shit I'd have tossed that thing if I was holding it and it started pooping
User avatar #484 - vatra (05/23/2015) [-]
That's the thing though man. Its different when it is your own kid. My sister has arachnophobia, I used to throw them at her when we were little just to hear her freak out. Now she has kids. One time she saw one of her sons about to touch a spider, without a second thought she grabbed it with her bare hand. My jaw dropped. I asked her if she had gotten over her fear. She said no, but that her kids are more important than what she feels about it.
#370 - Why don't you two just bone and get it over with then?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on What's your virgin meter? 0
#407 - guanyu (05/23/2015) [-]
I can't get it in. yet I'll figure it out.
Now comes the part where FJ tries to help me to no avail. That's usually what happens when I tell you guys about my problem.
I appreciate the help, but you may as well not bother.
#1022 - John Cena (05/24/2015) [-]
What do you mean? You're impotent?
#427 - rimjobmcgee (05/23/2015) [-]
I couldn't help if I wanted to since I'm a virgin myself. My problem is even the tiniest chance of ending up with a kid is too much for me. So I'm a virgin until I get brave enough for a vasectomy and the doctor confirms I'm shooting blanks, so I'll most likely become a wizard
User avatar #430 - guanyu (05/23/2015) [-]
It's a tiny snip, so I say "go for it".
#96 - That's rough mate, and you probably know already it wasn't you… 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread +1
#84 - I'm drinking and on funnyjunk on a Friday night because I can … 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread +1
#198 - I doubt most guys would care. I was just pointing out that eve… 05/23/2015 on Sex Advice 0
#186 - I've actually heard wearing socks makes it easier for a woman …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Sex Advice 0
User avatar #190 - shuckmywang (05/23/2015) [-]
i dont have my thigh highs. i just keep my regular socks on. he doesnt care at all
#198 - rimjobmcgee (05/23/2015) [-]
I doubt most guys would care. I was just pointing out that even if some guys would be bothered by normal socks they could still probably get into knee highs or thigh highs. I'm crap when it comes to people though, so I could easily be wrong
#79 - Has two bowls presumably for feeding some animal outside. Take… 05/23/2015 on Not my cat 0

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#5 - stormietheraver ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
seems appropriate ^_^
#6 to #5 - rimjobmcgee (12/04/2014) [-]
Definitely appropriate lol
#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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