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Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
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#175 - Picture 05/23/2012 on Ancestral spirits... +4
#97 - Fixed. 05/23/2012 on ok +54
#199 - We're the "annoying weird kid of the internet"... Ye… 05/23/2012 on They don't love you +2
#72 - Picture 05/23/2012 on Choke +9
#106 - This guys dog. 05/23/2012 on Blindfolded bungee jump troll +9
#913 - Picture 05/23/2012 on It's Beautiful +4
#912 - **riffz rolls 3** <--- Motherfucking 3  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2012 on It's Beautiful +28
#940 - anonymous (05/23/2012) [-]
you sir made my motherfucking night i love you
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#913 - riffz (05/23/2012) [-]
#71 - Picture 05/23/2012 on Nice Guys Race +37
#98 - Ha haa. its funny because i'm the guy that states the obvious …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Yo Dawg 0
#114 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
thanks bro. I think thats the joke.
#68 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Skeletor +1
User avatar #75 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
Can someone makes that into a party hard gif?
#84 - Picture 05/23/2012 on faker +5
#55 - Picture 05/22/2012 on Gamer +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2012 on Wal-mart +1
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#1 - Picture 05/22/2012 on Silence +1
#253 - Picture 05/22/2012 on stupid rainbow dash +21
#764 - Picture 05/22/2012 on Pretty sure it was him... +2
#236 - Picture 05/20/2012 on Oh Aminals +7
#234 - Picture 05/20/2012 on Oh Aminals +23
#196 - Wouldn't it be terrible if she was scared of heights and refus… 05/20/2012 on So, she told me.. +6
#160 - wrong*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on Silence Will Fall +5
#190 - beerterror (05/21/2012) [-]
#157 - I would spell lightning wring.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Silence Will Fall +3
#160 - riffz (05/20/2012) [-]
wrong*
#190 - beerterror (05/21/2012) [-]
#156 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Silence Will Fall +8
#157 - riffz (05/20/2012) [-]
I would spell lightning wring.
#160 - riffz (05/20/2012) [-]
wrong*
#190 - beerterror (05/21/2012) [-]
#155 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Silence Will Fall +8
#156 - riffz (05/20/2012) [-]
#157 - riffz (05/20/2012) [-]
I would spell lightning wring.
#160 - riffz (05/20/2012) [-]
wrong*
#190 - beerterror (05/21/2012) [-]
#280 - Comment deleted 04/14/2012 on Epic face swap 0
#66 - Maybe he is... Maybe its just like the KFC guy..  [+] (1 new reply) 02/29/2012 on Shower Rage +1
#70 - anonymous (02/29/2012) [-]
More like the birds eye guy!
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User avatar #254 - oxymoronking (02/15/2014) [-]
STOP TA TROLLING magcargo
User avatar #255 to #254 - riffz (02/16/2014) [-]
Trolling? When was i trolling?
User avatar #256 to #255 - ffffyou (02/22/2014) [-]
now
#259 to #258 - riffz (02/22/2014) [-]
Because i'm not trolling.
Because i'm not trolling.
User avatar #260 to #259 - ffffyou (02/22/2014) [-]
why are you saying this to me?
#261 to #260 - riffz (02/22/2014) [-]
Yea you're blocked.
Yea you're blocked.
#252 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#247 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
How's it hanging?
How's it hanging?
#248 to #247 - riffz (11/02/2012) [-]
That's one BAMF in a wheel chair..   
Good, and you?
That's one BAMF in a wheel chair..
Good, and you?
#249 to #248 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
Right? Like fuck, WISH I was that cool...   
   
And well that is good, and I'm doin' pretty good too. Just eating sum cereal and   
what not.   
   
Your colored text is very sexy
Right? Like fuck, WISH I was that cool...

And well that is good, and I'm doin' pretty good too. Just eating sum cereal and
what not.

Your colored text is very sexy
#250 to #249 - riffz (11/02/2012) [-]
Well you can atleast walk right? HA!    
   
Cereal sounds really good right know.. time to go eat my apple jacks rip off &quot;Apple Zingers&quot;   
   
And thanks, kim jong told me i would get (Red text) but i think he typed in the wrong code..   
and gave me this watered down tampon color.. Can't complain i haven't seen this colored text on the site!
Well you can atleast walk right? HA!

Cereal sounds really good right know.. time to go eat my apple jacks rip off "Apple Zingers"

And thanks, kim jong told me i would get (Red text) but i think he typed in the wrong code..
and gave me this watered down tampon color.. Can't complain i haven't seen this colored text on the site!
#251 to #250 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
Ya, I guess, but I will never be able to party as hard as him...   
   
And oh ya, man, it's like my favorite breakfast, food, well actually I eat it for dinner   
and lunch sometimes too. But Apple Zingers sound mighty tasty! Gunna have to get some of those ;)   
   
And oh, how cool :D You are one lucky duck, and hahaha, I like you description of   
that color. And ya, haven't seen that anywhere else.
Ya, I guess, but I will never be able to party as hard as him...

And oh ya, man, it's like my favorite breakfast, food, well actually I eat it for dinner
and lunch sometimes too. But Apple Zingers sound mighty tasty! Gunna have to get some of those ;)

And oh, how cool :D You are one lucky duck, and hahaha, I like you description of
that color. And ya, haven't seen that anywhere else.
#239 - riffz (09/26/2012) [-]
Riffz sure is a sexy beast.







Riffz sure is a sexy beast.
User avatar #243 to #239 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
Nigger compliments himself on his own shit.
Bro.

come on... I mean.. C'moooonnn....
#246 to #243 - riffz (09/29/2012) [-]
That's how we do it.   
   
(Forever Alone)
That's how we do it.

(Forever Alone)
User avatar #226 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=irYO8iIoe94&NR=1

this I found annoying.

I thought you'd like a little laugh.
User avatar #225 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
My favorite part of my last Battlefield deathmatch? I was wrecking on squads A, B and D.

and then my connection cut out. 2 kills from the win.
User avatar #203 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey broseph. my favorite part of Bad Company 2?
how much it makes fun of modern warfare 2.

"this is a job for special ops! not some pussies with heart-beat sensors on there guns in a snowstorm!"

and how when you finish the game the russians are invading through alaska..
and your squads like "...fuck."
User avatar #204 to #203 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
Yep bf3 is America vs Russia... good shit.
User avatar #205 to #204 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
lmao. "if you don't help us Hags..that means no more biscuits an gravy... no more bars... no more Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.."

"That tore it, I gotta go save me some cheerleaders."
#206 to #205 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
That game was pretty epic!
That game was pretty epic!
User avatar #207 to #206 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
I need 300 more megabytes to download Bad Company: Veitnam D:
#208 to #207 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
Vietnam is awesome, Adam and i have it. old school helicopters flame throwers.. just outrageous!!   
   
Plus it has to much fortunate son as the theme song!
Vietnam is awesome, Adam and i have it. old school helicopters flame throwers.. just outrageous!!

Plus it has to much fortunate son as the theme song!
User avatar #209 to #208 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Right now, I'm going to attempt to get moderatley into The Last Remnant.

it's on of those games, where if you play for a long time, and don't save and die, you're pretty much fucked.
#210 to #209 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
Just like back in the day when gamers had balls.   
   
&quot; Now its check point, after check point. Hold on let me check my Ovaries.&quot;   
   
i miss the old days   
    
&lt;--[Tell me you didn't laugh]
Just like back in the day when gamers had balls.

" Now its check point, after check point. Hold on let me check my Ovaries."

i miss the old days

<--[Tell me you didn't laugh]
User avatar #211 to #210 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
lol, I laugh every time I see that.

and so far, I've defeated 3 bosses and haven't saved once >_< and theres no auto save..

aaaaaannnd... 4th boss.
User avatar #212 to #211 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
It takes skill and patience something the 12 year old COD player doesn't have.
User avatar #213 to #212 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
especially this.

combat.. requires alot of patience and timing..

it's like.. Final fantasy meets command and conquer.
it's turn based and you can select a characters attacks and stuff
but each character can have up to 5 support characters in a unit.

you can have 25 characters on your side in a battle vs alot more than that in enemies.
User avatar #215 to #213 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
battle can become complicated.

you can flank the enemy..
back up other units..
criticals can be manually input with precise timing..
the morale system makes it easier because you can make your attacks stronger with more morale for your party..

the same can count for your enemies.

and sometimes backing up your allies can be intercepted which means your forced into deadlock. which means those two units are stuk fighting til one dies off.

>_<
#214 to #213 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
It looks and sounds like it would be badass..
User avatar #216 to #214 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
yay 4th boss beaten :D

theres one villian I hope that turns out to be a good guy.
cause he does feel sympathy for your characters sister and kind of doesn't like working for his boss.
User avatar #218 to #216 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
it's also very easy for your unit to be overwhelmed by enemy units.

but it's entertaining and it doesn't get old fast.
#217 to #216 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
Good luck on the next one..
Good luck on the next one..
User avatar #219 to #217 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Torgal is a bad ass.
he has 4 arms.
with a broadsword in each hand.
#220 to #219 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
The amount of WIN is to damn high!

User avatar #221 to #220 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
exactly.
blochter has A LOT more power.

Emma is fukken hot. for a game. <_<

pagus has EXTREME magic power
User avatar #222 to #221 - riffz (09/16/2012) [-]
Lol he's an ugly cat fish lookin nigga
User avatar #223 to #222 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
he's actually a very likable character.
emma is the bitch though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
dude, look up Lord David and his Gae Bolg cannon.
you'll shit yourself a little.
#168 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
lol, episode 1: MEANWHILE!
#176 to #171 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
notice, he's going to be quite the gentleman, indeed.
User avatar #177 to #176 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
that's about as far as I'm going to get tonight.
#169 to #168 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
**riffz rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at Officer Scorpion **

sick!
<--his villain
User avatar #170 to #169 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
someone that requires less detail..and copyright infringment XD
#172 to #170 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
**riffz rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Good Citizen. **
Ok then.
#173 to #172 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
i give up... haha
i give up... haha
#174 to #173 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
**eonsmashface rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at Suck It ** With this final rolling of the images..this shall be his enemy..
User avatar #175 to #174 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
a giant.. assfaced monster.......

One eye's nemesis.. The Janinator
#179 to #178 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
**eonsmashface rolled a random image posted in comment #460173 at MLP Friendly Board ** no, not serious at all.
#159 to #158 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
**riffz rolled a random image posted in comment #466562 at MLP Friendly Board **
Deal with it glasses
#160 to #159 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
A new idea I just had for a hero/antihero.
#161 to #160 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
**riffz rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Facebook (1) **
Actually pretty badass..
User avatar #162 to #161 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
WE SHOULD MAKE A COMIC ABOUT HIM.

not a serious one either.

a funny superhero comic.
User avatar #163 to #162 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I can send the drawings to you and you can upload them and put them in order :P
#164 to #163 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
**riffz rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Paying bills like a boss. **

xD alright
rolling pictures is fun. :T
User avatar #165 to #164 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
*roll pictures* it is,. did you also know DC or marvel had a superhero who got his superpowers from cocaine? the more he did the more powerful he was XD

<-- pic related. mostly.
User avatar #166 to #165 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
...how'd that s get there?
#167 to #166 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
**eonsmashface rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Seem's Legit... ** NOW the pic is related.
User avatar #147 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrTs8KoDv5s

this nigga.

the sad thing is, is that he's dead serious about every lyric.
he's admitted to thinking he's God.
he also has a problem with minecraft "Destroying the youth of america" because it promotes terrorism, sexual abuse, and child rape.
#149 to #147 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious.
Obvious troll is obvious.
User avatar #153 to #149 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUp4LsLBo-w

and this guy is straight legend. xD
User avatar #150 to #149 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
no dude, they've got skype calls where he claims he's a troll, but the turns around and has a bitchfit about them asking simple questions.
User avatar #151 to #150 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I have better proof.
User avatar #155 to #151 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I put the link for proof on 152. instead of this one -_-
#154 to #151 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
**riffz rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at Dem Google Glass **
There is no proof bro, he's a 12 year old ADHD kid that found the internet and claims to "troll" but all hes really doing is being a little annoying bitch.
User avatar #157 to #154 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
lmao. that's about right.
User avatar #148 to #147 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
**eonsmashface rolls 259** trips and the asstard really is God.
User avatar #156 to #148 - riffz (09/14/2012) [-]
**riffz rolls 815**
#144 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
so I clearly got bored.
User avatar #146 to #145 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
lmao. everytime I see it..I laugh so hard..
User avatar #142 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
**eonsmashface rolls 899,247,586** you're a bitch nigga. a bitch! nigga!
User avatar #143 to #142 - riffz (09/03/2012) [-]
**riffz rolls 768,789,074** no u!
User avatar #96 - riffz (08/30/2012) [-]
**riffz rolls 44**
User avatar #120 to #96 - riffz (09/02/2012) [-]
**riffz rolls 77**
User avatar #244 to #120 - eonsmashface ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
**eonsmashface rolls 45** C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
#245 to #244 - riffz (09/29/2012) [-]
xD
xD
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