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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Ps3
Video Games Played: Stuff
PSN: HellaNifty
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:5/30/2016
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#25 - They all run good for me, though i do have a pretty good comp. 11/30/2015 on NOW! MP4 SPEED UP PART 2!... 0
#2 - don't do that...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#105 - They are ignorant. 11/29/2015 on hurrdurr 0
#3 - I don't know what happened...  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Undertale, DETERMINATION 0
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#16 - kikisu (11/30/2015) [-]
Parts of what beldepinda are a bit off the skeleton is the end boss of that particular ending. Halfway through the fight he basically says friendship is great, why don't we stop fighting? Here you can "spare" him which means you say you stop fighting. When that happens, he kills you, and tells you that if you really are his friend you won't come back. He can't let you continue playing the genocide ending, and basically "tricks" you into giving up.
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#6 - beldepinda (11/29/2015) [-]
(I have limited knowledge about the game)

So, what happens is you have that skeleton guy (Sans), he is the boss of the game Undertale if you decide to murder the fuck out of everything and everyone (genocide run). There is some point in the fight where you can spare him (you had that choice with other enemys but in this playthrough you kill all) so when the player selects that option, then San's is like I'm not accepting mercy from you. Get dunked on. and kills you. But in the picture where you see the text: why are you trying so hard. You see the bosses/monsters that where not evil but you still killed them. And so it is reasoned that she is trying to redeem herself
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#60 - Thank you genetics. 11/29/2015 on knight tux 0
#58 - I mean, im not black.. so im pretty lucky.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on knight tux +1
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#59 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
would only be luck if you're entire biological family was black, and you somehow ended up not black (which if that's the case, props to you). otherwise, it's just genetics.
#60 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
Thank you genetics.
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#56 - lol i disagree  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2015 on knight tux 0
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#57 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
I wish you the best of luck then
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#58 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
I mean, im not black.. so im pretty lucky.
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#59 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
would only be luck if you're entire biological family was black, and you somehow ended up not black (which if that's the case, props to you). otherwise, it's just genetics.
#60 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
Thank you genetics.
#54 - no  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2015 on knight tux 0
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#55 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
guess you're out of luck
#56 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
lol i disagree
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#57 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
I wish you the best of luck then
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#58 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
I mean, im not black.. so im pretty lucky.
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#59 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
would only be luck if you're entire biological family was black, and you somehow ended up not black (which if that's the case, props to you). otherwise, it's just genetics.
#60 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
Thank you genetics.
#52 - does your sister want some ****?  [+] (9 new replies) 11/29/2015 on knight tux +1
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#53 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
you black?
#65 - marcx (11/29/2015) [-]
im black hook a bro up
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#54 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
no
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#55 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
guess you're out of luck
#56 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
lol i disagree
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#57 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
I wish you the best of luck then
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#58 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
I mean, im not black.. so im pretty lucky.
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#59 - hartatakc (11/29/2015) [-]
would only be luck if you're entire biological family was black, and you somehow ended up not black (which if that's the case, props to you). otherwise, it's just genetics.
#60 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
Thank you genetics.
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#66 - **riffz used "*roll picture*"** **riffz rolled image ** …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2015 on hurrdurr +7
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#104 - hellbentcrusade (11/29/2015) [-]
What do you think of people not calling Texas part of the south? Anytime I've said Ive grown up in the south and tell them Texas they say I'm not from the south.
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#105 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
They are ignorant.
#85 - humpydumpy (11/29/2015) [-]
Texas is the Australia of America.
Texas is hot : Aussieland is hot
Texas has a desert side : Aussieland has a desert
Texas has a green side : Aussieland has a green side
Texas has deadly creatures : Aussieland has deadly creatures
Texas has rednecks : Aussieland has rednecks
Texas trys to kill you on a day to day basis : Australia will kill you if you are unprepared

The point I'm trying to make is that Texas isn't for everyone. The environment itself is harsh and unforgiving and the people there can be your best friends or your living nightmare.
#5 - MFW i have a new outlook on girl battledroids 11/29/2015 on Curses, foiled again +3
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#56 - ill leave these here  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on One pawwwwwwwwnch +6
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#3 - >"monster girl tier chart" This changes everything  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Curses, foiled again +5
#4 - cisdroidcommander (11/29/2015) [-]
Battledroid is best girl.
#5 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
MFW i have a new outlook on girl battledroids
#58 - I respect people respecting the south, like above. But it legi…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2015 on hurrdurr +7
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#107 - penismunchernohomo (11/29/2015) [-]
yeah i know i just get tired of almost everyone bagging on it. the south will rise again hurr
#86 - slayzo (11/29/2015) [-]
I live in Arkansas, and I love it here.
1. Know one whole mexican family, son is half mexican, basically super racist towards obama and blacks in general, pretty cool guy though.
2. Small town, nice fields of rice and other plants, no real animals farms around here. Pretty quiet.
3. Weather's about the same, pretty shitty.
4. Yellow is nice.
#65 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
That's not the South's fault, that's your shitty state. I have lived in Texas, South Carolina, and now Virginia never having those problems. I would much rather take the hot ass summers than freezing winters. Snow sucks.
#66 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
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You've lived in Texas but you have never had these problems...
>90+ Degree Temp/Humidity
>Mexicans
>Seeing more cows than a fat camp
>Seeing the grass, turn bright yellow
I live and was born in a small town called Rosenberg, that's South of Houston.
I know the south my man...
I agree cold sucks lol I've lived in Michigan, no thanks.
But i feel Texas sucks. My Opinion.
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#104 - hellbentcrusade (11/29/2015) [-]
What do you think of people not calling Texas part of the south? Anytime I've said Ive grown up in the south and tell them Texas they say I'm not from the south.
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#105 - riffz (11/29/2015) [-]
They are ignorant.
#85 - humpydumpy (11/29/2015) [-]
Texas is the Australia of America.
Texas is hot : Aussieland is hot
Texas has a desert side : Aussieland has a desert
Texas has a green side : Aussieland has a green side
Texas has deadly creatures : Aussieland has deadly creatures
Texas has rednecks : Aussieland has rednecks
Texas trys to kill you on a day to day basis : Australia will kill you if you are unprepared

The point I'm trying to make is that Texas isn't for everyone. The environment itself is harsh and unforgiving and the people there can be your best friends or your living nightmare.
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#341 - riffz (01/08/2016) [-]
**riffz rolled user cosmicswagmstr ** testing sorry m8.
#342 to #341 - cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
its cool
#339 - riffz (12/11/2015) [-]
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****
#324 - phanact (11/24/2015) [-]
??
#326 to #324 - riffz (11/28/2015) [-]
Sorry man, whats up?
#329 to #326 - phanact (12/04/2015) [-]
The stereo thing?
#330 to #329 - riffz (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh sorry, dafuq? I only say the "??"...
I would have sent it but a friend gave me $90 for it, and i felt like it would
be incredibly stupid to give it away, if someone offered me 90 for it. :S
Sorry broski, didn't mean to be cunt m8..
#331 to #330 - phanact (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh that's fine yeah I'll get my own
#332 to #331 - riffz (12/05/2015) [-]
Sorry bro, i meant to tell you..
Life is being a fat twat right now..
#334 to #333 - riffz (12/05/2015) [-]
Oh hell yea, that's not a bad rice at all!
#327 to #326 - phanact (11/28/2015) [-]

did you do the thing
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#323 - phanact (11/20/2015) [-]
yo
#322 - riffz (11/19/2015) [-]
#254 - oxymoronking (02/15/2014) [-]
STOP TA TROLLING magcargo
#255 to #254 - riffz (02/16/2014) [-]
Trolling? When was i trolling?
#256 to #255 - ffffyou (02/22/2014) [-]
now
#257 to #256 - riffz (02/22/2014) [-]
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#258 to #257 - ffffyou (02/22/2014) [-]
no
#259 to #258 - riffz (02/22/2014) [-]
Because i'm not trolling.
Because i'm not trolling.
#260 to #259 - ffffyou (02/22/2014) [-]
why are you saying this to me?
#261 to #260 - riffz (02/22/2014) [-]
Yea you're blocked.
Yea you're blocked.
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#247 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
How's it hanging?
How's it hanging?
#248 to #247 - riffz (11/02/2012) [-]
That's one BAMF in a wheel chair..   
Good, and you?
That's one BAMF in a wheel chair..
Good, and you?
#249 to #248 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
Right? Like ****, WISH I was that cool...   
   
And well that is good, and I'm doin' pretty good too. Just eating sum cereal and   
what not.   
   
Your colored text is very sexy
Right? Like ****, WISH I was that cool...

And well that is good, and I'm doin' pretty good too. Just eating sum cereal and
what not.

Your colored text is very sexy
#250 to #249 - riffz (11/02/2012) [-]
Well you can atleast walk right? HA!    
   
Cereal sounds really good right know.. time to go eat my apple jacks rip off "Apple Zingers"   
   
And thanks, kim jong told me i would get (Red text) but i think he typed in the wrong code..   
and gave me this watered down tampon color.. Can't complain i haven't seen this colored text on the site!
Well you can atleast walk right? HA!

Cereal sounds really good right know.. time to go eat my apple jacks rip off "Apple Zingers"

And thanks, kim jong told me i would get (Red text) but i think he typed in the wrong code..
and gave me this watered down tampon color.. Can't complain i haven't seen this colored text on the site!
#251 to #250 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
Ya, I guess, but I will never be able to party as hard as him...   
   
And oh ya, man, it's like my favorite breakfast, food, well actually I eat it for dinner   
and lunch sometimes too. But Apple Zingers sound mighty tasty! Gunna have to get some of those ;)   
   
And oh, how cool :D You are one lucky duck, and hahaha, I like you description of   
that color. And ya, haven't seen that anywhere else.
Ya, I guess, but I will never be able to party as hard as him...

And oh ya, man, it's like my favorite breakfast, food, well actually I eat it for dinner
and lunch sometimes too. But Apple Zingers sound mighty tasty! Gunna have to get some of those ;)

And oh, how cool :D You are one lucky duck, and hahaha, I like you description of
that color. And ya, haven't seen that anywhere else.
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