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riffz

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:7/25/2016
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#17 - Can someone add triggered at the bottom? 07/25/2016 on Cat on a washing machine. +1
#80 - Picture 05/30/2016 on Photos I took at an Anime... +22
#264 - **riffz used "*roll picture*"** **riffz rolled image ** 05/16/2016 on Roll for new dictator of... 0
#25 - Reality  [+] (23 new replies) 05/14/2016 on Mei the Bae +102
#120 - merrymarvelite (05/14/2016) [-]
I don't think that's the same person. I'll take one of each, though.

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#165 - elcreepo (05/15/2016) [-]
Chubby girls with cute faces are the best

Her whole body is a pillow and she usually sucks better than some horse-faced thin bitch
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#172 - morelazors (05/15/2016) [-]
sounds like someone's accepted they can't get any attractive women
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#174 - elcreepo (05/15/2016) [-]
I'm a bisexual woman so...

And I happen have a fetish for chubs and tiny Asians. Especially considering what you call attractive I see as a donkey.

Ain't gotta defend shit. Just how my sexual interest gets piqued.
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#176 - morelazors (05/15/2016) [-]
Aint shit you gotta defend, yet here you are defending it...
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#177 - elcreepo (05/15/2016) [-]
Explaining why I feel the way I feel, not defending.

Also why go right at me when there's at least six other people in this thread who'd fuck it.
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#209 - garymuthafuknoak (05/15/2016) [-]
i'd fuck it
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#178 - morelazors (05/15/2016) [-]
cuz you insulted skinny people for no reason
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#212 - Conquistador (05/15/2016) [-]
Probably because elreepo is a fat dyke herself. lel
#180 - elcreepo (05/15/2016) [-]
No I insulted the typical "attractive" girl in my area who has a face like a horse and weighs 100 pounds maximum.

The kind of girl on the left. They strut around like they're the hottest shit, and I just can't get over the fact that they look like horses.

I live in a suburban white people town with a lot of rednecks so maybe that explains why they're like that, but eush.
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#182 - morelazors (05/15/2016) [-]
alright you've obviously got some self-esteem issues to work on
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#184 - elcreepo (05/15/2016) [-]
Nope.

I have a fiancee, been with him 5 years, and learned to stop giving a fuck long enough to be happy, but yet here you are insulting people on the internet for having a different opinion than yours.

Cheers.
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#185 - morelazors (05/15/2016) [-]
you're the one who started it with your "horse faced bitch" comment
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#186 - elcreepo (05/15/2016) [-]
Because they are bitches.

You jumped the gun and thought I was talking about all skinny people.

Just looking for an excuse to get mad and start a fight.
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#187 - elcreepo (05/15/2016) [-]
A fight with no rewards.
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#188 - morelazors (05/15/2016) [-]
k whatever you say
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#129 - fluttermon (05/14/2016) [-]
that's fat

mei is not fat
#75 - garymuthafuknoak (05/14/2016) [-]
lord knows id smash
#52 - fukkentyranitar (05/14/2016) [-]
I'd still smash.
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#36 - theorangefox (05/14/2016) [-]
even better
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#97 - spensy (05/14/2016) [-]
Of course you're here
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#35 - epicCUBONE (05/14/2016) [-]
T H I C C
#31 - thegreentornado (05/14/2016) [-]
I'll take it.
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2016 on Rey Sucks +2
#2 - isaq (01/17/2016) [-]
I love this parrot
#24 - MFW im driving a 2001 honda accord.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2016 on british cars +4
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#76 - listerthepessimist (01/18/2016) [-]
feel ya man, I'm relying on an '03 Vectra with nearly a quarter of a million miles on it
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#46 - erotictentacle (01/17/2016) [-]
Im pretty well off, i bought my co-workers Renault Clio estoria for 3.9k
Made in 07 with 93'00km. Good thing his daughter fucked up so bad he didn't want her to have it
I don't even want to ask what she did, he is so chill even non-civ ghandi would seem like a thug
#29 - dgurevich (01/17/2016) [-]
I feel your pain
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#47 - acemrhawk (01/17/2016) [-]
Dem some sweet rims tho
#71 - dgurevich (01/18/2016) [-]
as sweet as they are, they are a real pain in the ass.
the previous owner put those, and I changed like 4 sets of tires over the course of 2 years. I'd rather have the steel ones...

anyway, since you are apparently interested.
This specimen is a 2001 english made honda accord.
it has a 1.8l sohc engine with the vtec only on the intake side.
This is actually my dad's car. He decided to put an LPG system in there to save money on fuel.
Can't say this wasn't effective, the system paid for itself within 6 months, and paid for the whole car within 2 years.

odo: almost 300,000 k (186000 miles)

problems that it had:
-gearbox (replaced 3 times *2 of those under warranty)
-cooling system (radiator and hoses replaced)
-AC (replaced) and the air filter for it was god-awful. I almost developed asthma handling that...
-rear door outside handles broke (don't care enough about it)
-the wheels (need to drive very carefully, or the tires will tare under the pressure of the car, and being this low profile.)

pic related.
This is what 'dem rimz' look like up close
#16 - Picture 01/17/2016 on battlestations +4
#1382206 - Good point on the highest skill.... 01/17/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#98 - Cancer  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2016 on its soap 0
#100 - frankfavreau (01/17/2016) [-]
#1382202 - Akali, LeBlanc or Lux Assume im the best player on ea…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/17/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1382326 - hirollin (01/17/2016) [-]
Lb probs.
#1382205 - bendeman (01/17/2016) [-]
Shadow Friend
#1382224 - dreygur (01/17/2016) [-]
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#1382204 - awesomanium (01/17/2016) [-]
Probably LeBlanc, Lux, Akali
#1382203 - anon (01/17/2016) [-]
Not even pros can have highest skill imaginable.
LeBlanc dominates because If you're really good, you know when to roam well, and the head in the game strats goes out the window and into orbit.
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#1382206 - riffz (01/17/2016) [-]
Good point on the highest skill....