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rickymertens

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/16/2010
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:US
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Comment Ranking:#7714
Highest Content Rank:#655
Highest Comment Rank:#3807
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Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:352193
Times Content Favorited:821 times
Total Comments Made:450
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Favorite Tags: Awesome (10) | dad (6) | stare (6) | Fat (2)
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#4 - She is a youtuber now. 07/23/2016 on She loved you and you... +16
#3 - HA! 07/23/2016 on Lewd Killing Joke Spoilers... +4
#16 - I can't express how happy I am that this isn't a Nintendo exclusive  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2016 on SONIC IS SAVED 0
#17 - wiiugilgamesh (07/23/2016) [-]
IT PISSES ME OFF that it is the exact opposite of a Nintendo exclusive. It's coming out on everything BUT Nintendo.
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#28 - thisbepi (07/23/2016) [-]
It's gonna be on the Nx
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#19 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/23/2016) [-]
sega is preparing for war
#18 - Mystic for no other reason than all my friends are Mystic 07/18/2016 on Which team did you choose... +1
#74 - goddamnit 06/26/2016 on I'll take anything 0
#5 - I'd buy fat twice and use the last dollar for half of fat  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2016 on I'll take anything +95
#7 - aizeinstein (06/23/2016) [-]
I guess that makes it two and a half fat.
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#74 - rickymertens (06/26/2016) [-]
goddamnit
#12 - thefates (06/23/2016) [-]
#15 - aizeinstein (06/24/2016) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** I regret not a thing.
#31 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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I found your dad.
#220 - Yeah, but shes probably under that stress everyday. If there w… 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -1
#212 - Exactly. Something is weird with it, regardless 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -1
#210 - Well I've been a server and in restaurants so I understand the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -1
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#211 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
Could all be a publicity stunt too. who knows
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#212 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Exactly. Something is weird with it, regardless
#204 - i don't know, man. I can't think of a scenario where I'd be li…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -1
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#217 - wertologist (05/04/2016) [-]
She is supporting her mother who has cancer. That's a lot of stress.
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#220 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, but shes probably under that stress everyday. If there was a follow up article like: Local Waitress in a Difficult Situation Cries at Literally Every Mild Confrontation id understand. Im not saying that a mother with cancer isnt fucking awful, but being that close to a breakdown at all times is wild and losing one tip from the customer isn't life or death, ya know? I'm not trying to destroy this woman or anything, it just seems odd
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#206 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
Lets say you worked your ass off and did a great job being a host(ess) for that table, they seemed very happy with your service and then on the bill it said "nah fuck off about a tip, you're white"

All i'm saying is, if you're having a seriously shit day, it doesn't take too much to make you snap. some get violent and angry, others sad. all depends on the person
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#210 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Well I've been a server and in restaurants so I understand the situation, but I just think its childish. And It does all depend on the person, but I'm just saying this particular person took it too personally and should grow up. Everyone goes through shit, everyone gets fucked over, and I doubt whatever the tip WOULD have been could've changed her life. The "Bad day" thing is a common defense, but it isnt a good one. Like, I don't care. You are an adult and you gotta fuckin deal with life like one.
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#211 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
Could all be a publicity stunt too. who knows
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#212 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Exactly. Something is weird with it, regardless