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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: X-Box, PC
Video Games Played: Fallout, Skyrim, Arkham City/Asylum, Mass Effect
Interests: Music, movies, comedy
Date Signed Up:9/16/2010
Last Login:6/30/2016
Location:US
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#74 - goddamnit 06/26/2016 on I'll take anything 0
#5 - I'd buy fat twice and use the last dollar for half of fat  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2016 on I'll take anything +95
#7 - aizeinstein (06/23/2016) [-]
I guess that makes it two and a half fat.
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#74 - rickymertens (06/26/2016) [-]
goddamnit
#12 - thefates (06/23/2016) [-]
#15 - aizeinstein (06/24/2016) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** I regret not a thing.
#31 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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I found your dad.
#220 - Yeah, but shes probably under that stress everyday. If there w… 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -1
#212 - Exactly. Something is weird with it, regardless 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -1
#210 - Well I've been a server and in restaurants so I understand the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -1
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#211 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
Could all be a publicity stunt too. who knows
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#212 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Exactly. Something is weird with it, regardless
#204 - i don't know, man. I can't think of a scenario where I'd be li…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -1
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#217 - wertologist (05/04/2016) [-]
She is supporting her mother who has cancer. That's a lot of stress.
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#220 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, but shes probably under that stress everyday. If there was a follow up article like: Local Waitress in a Difficult Situation Cries at Literally Every Mild Confrontation id understand. Im not saying that a mother with cancer isnt fucking awful, but being that close to a breakdown at all times is wild and losing one tip from the customer isn't life or death, ya know? I'm not trying to destroy this woman or anything, it just seems odd
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#206 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
Lets say you worked your ass off and did a great job being a host(ess) for that table, they seemed very happy with your service and then on the bill it said "nah fuck off about a tip, you're white"

All i'm saying is, if you're having a seriously shit day, it doesn't take too much to make you snap. some get violent and angry, others sad. all depends on the person
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#210 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Well I've been a server and in restaurants so I understand the situation, but I just think its childish. And It does all depend on the person, but I'm just saying this particular person took it too personally and should grow up. Everyone goes through shit, everyone gets fucked over, and I doubt whatever the tip WOULD have been could've changed her life. The "Bad day" thing is a common defense, but it isnt a good one. Like, I don't care. You are an adult and you gotta fuckin deal with life like one.
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#211 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
Could all be a publicity stunt too. who knows
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#212 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Exactly. Something is weird with it, regardless
#200 - Crying? If she's a waitress she probably has TONS of people ev…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/04/2016 on 'White Tears' -3
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#239 - MrMustacho (05/04/2016) [-]
it's usually the little things that makes people break down when they're under a lot of pressure

you're struggling to get by, have a shitty job and all your money goes to taking care of a sick parent

and then some random cunt decides to treat you like shit for no reason other than the color of your skin
#231 - jasonab (05/04/2016) [-]
Some people need to live in South Africa as a white person to understand why.
#226 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Apparently it was him and some other chimp friend who ate at that restaurant.
She probably may have been scared for her life.
I mean, it's 2 niggers she doesn't even fucking know - so instead of tipping, their dumb ass behind thought it'd be funny to leave an apparent threatening msg on the bill.
What did those 2 monkeys mean? Was she going to get jumped by those chimps?
What could they possibly want from her?
Alot may have been going through her mind. As if it wasn't bad enough to make more go through her mind.
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#201 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
i''m betting she had a shitty day and that was just enough to break her
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#204 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
i don't know, man. I can't think of a scenario where I'd be like: "Oh sure, thats a rational excuse", ya know? We all have bad days but thats barely an interaction. Like, i'd be a little annoyed but FUCK. That happens all day so that's not an excuse, and if it was because she had like 20 years of white guilt building up to that moment then she would have been ok with not being tipped for being white. I think its childish, but maybe I'm a just a cynic
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#217 - wertologist (05/04/2016) [-]
She is supporting her mother who has cancer. That's a lot of stress.
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#220 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, but shes probably under that stress everyday. If there was a follow up article like: Local Waitress in a Difficult Situation Cries at Literally Every Mild Confrontation id understand. Im not saying that a mother with cancer isnt fucking awful, but being that close to a breakdown at all times is wild and losing one tip from the customer isn't life or death, ya know? I'm not trying to destroy this woman or anything, it just seems odd
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#206 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
Lets say you worked your ass off and did a great job being a host(ess) for that table, they seemed very happy with your service and then on the bill it said "nah fuck off about a tip, you're white"

All i'm saying is, if you're having a seriously shit day, it doesn't take too much to make you snap. some get violent and angry, others sad. all depends on the person
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#210 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Well I've been a server and in restaurants so I understand the situation, but I just think its childish. And It does all depend on the person, but I'm just saying this particular person took it too personally and should grow up. Everyone goes through shit, everyone gets fucked over, and I doubt whatever the tip WOULD have been could've changed her life. The "Bad day" thing is a common defense, but it isnt a good one. Like, I don't care. You are an adult and you gotta fuckin deal with life like one.
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#211 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/04/2016) [-]
Could all be a publicity stunt too. who knows
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#212 - rickymertens (05/04/2016) [-]
Exactly. Something is weird with it, regardless
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#43 - When Dark Souls 3 comes out I am going to be ******* GONE. I'm… 03/06/2016 on 100% 0