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#57 - Yeah... Meh! I could have been born in Africa too, so *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Hypocrisy The Picture +3
User avatar #58 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah man. SCREW AFRICA.
#16 - Yes it is... 12/21/2014 on Vanilla Ice 0
#44 - Meh. Just sign yourself up for a couple of sports or force you…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Hypocrisy The Picture 0
User avatar #46 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. When I was about 13, I gained weight right before I gained in height. I don't know if it's a similar situation, but it's just annoying to me that I'm so short, because my father is taller than me by quite a few inches. I'd feel comfortable just being around that height, I don't even care to be tall. Just average, ya know? Oh well. What can you do.
User avatar #57 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah... Meh! I could have been born in Africa too, so fuck it. lol
User avatar #58 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah man. SCREW AFRICA.
#43 - Oh and I'm not saying you have it easier than me just because …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Hypocrisy The Picture 0
User avatar #86 - monkeysniper (12/21/2014) [-]
Personally I have a thing for tall chicks and red heads, huge turn-on but that doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy dating anyone, unless they're like obese and you don't want to date someone just because they're the wrong hair or skin color, you're kind of an asshole.
#14 - I can't believe people think Vanilla Ice was so awesome. It's …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Vanilla Ice +14
User avatar #28 - tsoper (12/21/2014) [-]
The backstreet boys bring good nostalgia of early FJ
#23 - kikren (12/21/2014) [-]
It's the "white-people-who-don't-like-eminem"'s go to song to say that they listen to rap. It's basically written law that every socially awkward white person has to know ever lyric to the song.

This is what my father played when I went to sleep as a baby.
Genetics were never on my side
#31 - angelious (12/21/2014) [-]
i thought white people who dont like eminem go to hopsin or tech n9ne to complain about how everything sucks and underground is the best ground?
#25 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
how's dat cotton, nigger?
#15 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
He wasn't anything special really, but at least his music ins't bad.
#21 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
"Ice, ice baby" was his only hit and it was a rip off of Queen's masterpiece.
User avatar #16 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Yes it is...
#9 - Dear drunk me, Don't ever **** a woman y…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on No arguments here +2
User avatar #10 - blayneket (12/21/2014) [-]
Congratz on the sex though.
#38 - I'm the same, but if it helps, I started seriously running lon…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Hypocrisy The Picture 0
User avatar #42 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
For me I know my father gains weight like I am. Like, he has muscular arms, a good 5'11, but he just has a big belly. And he can't bring it down.

I rarely drink soda. I just love movies, and when I'm watching something, I have to eat.. I end up eating so many peanutbutter sandwiches, so much pasta, bread, carbs, chicken, all that nonsense. In just too large amounts.
User avatar #44 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Meh. Just sign yourself up for a couple of sports or force yourself to do something along with lifting. If you keep moving and your muscles are in constant pain, you can have that mental comfort that you're healthy even if you don't have the build of a model, you're healthy.
User avatar #46 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. When I was about 13, I gained weight right before I gained in height. I don't know if it's a similar situation, but it's just annoying to me that I'm so short, because my father is taller than me by quite a few inches. I'd feel comfortable just being around that height, I don't even care to be tall. Just average, ya know? Oh well. What can you do.
User avatar #57 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah... Meh! I could have been born in Africa too, so fuck it. lol
User avatar #58 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah man. SCREW AFRICA.
#36 - Yeah I'm 24. I stopped growing up at like 13. I just put on a …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Hypocrisy The Picture 0
User avatar #37 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Shit bro, I just started gaining weight. Was 140 last month and now I'm 148. All in the stomach too. I'm worried, I don't wanna gain weight like that. So I've been thinking about jumping into a better dieting plan. I lift and shit.. but I exercise so much less in the winter, and I also eat too fucking much.
User avatar #38 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm the same, but if it helps, I started seriously running long distances again last summer (hadn't done that since like high school, and even then I was pretty casual about it), and within four months, I was running 10 km in about 55 minutes 30 seconds. I was also eating decent, though not perfectly (I didn't mind having a pop about every other day, and I wasn't sticking to strictly lean meats or sugarless everything). I didn't lose a fucking pound. lol
User avatar #42 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
For me I know my father gains weight like I am. Like, he has muscular arms, a good 5'11, but he just has a big belly. And he can't bring it down.

I rarely drink soda. I just love movies, and when I'm watching something, I have to eat.. I end up eating so many peanutbutter sandwiches, so much pasta, bread, carbs, chicken, all that nonsense. In just too large amounts.
User avatar #44 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Meh. Just sign yourself up for a couple of sports or force yourself to do something along with lifting. If you keep moving and your muscles are in constant pain, you can have that mental comfort that you're healthy even if you don't have the build of a model, you're healthy.
User avatar #46 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. When I was about 13, I gained weight right before I gained in height. I don't know if it's a similar situation, but it's just annoying to me that I'm so short, because my father is taller than me by quite a few inches. I'd feel comfortable just being around that height, I don't even care to be tall. Just average, ya know? Oh well. What can you do.
User avatar #57 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah... Meh! I could have been born in Africa too, so fuck it. lol
User avatar #58 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah man. SCREW AFRICA.
#23 - Boringly appropriate. Props! 12/21/2014 on Better than duckface +1
#31 - I'm 5'7" (slightly under average), and I ******* …  [+] (24 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Hypocrisy The Picture +73
User avatar #322 - retardedowl (19 hours ago) [-]
mad manlet detected :^)
just kidding curse of the 5'10 here
#293 - buffalogriller (20 hours ago) [-]
Attraction to tall men is pretty much hard-wired into the brain. Doesn't mean that you can't get a woman, but tall men just have it easier in life.
#228 - isbak (12/21/2014) [-]
Im 6'3 and my girlfriend is 5'3, can confirm it sometimes suck there is such a big difference.
User avatar #227 - beznoize (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm 6'3 and have a thing for short girls
the girl I'm talking to now is just under 5'1 and it does make shit annoying as hell sometimes but I love it too much to complain
User avatar #190 - Kairyuka (12/21/2014) [-]
But hey, that gives you an easy and quick way to rule them out. Fuck them shallow bitches (not literally)
#67 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
>5'7''

>'slightly below average'

Maybe if you're Asian.
User avatar #159 - rockamekishiko (12/21/2014) [-]
average in the us is 5'10", i think it's 5'9" worldwide
#59 - cunninglinguist (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm 5'4" and height doesn't really bother me. I mean sure, its nice to have my man be taller than I am, but if he were just 5'5", I wouldn't complain.

If I'm going to love someone, I'm not going to love him because of his height. Fucking shallow ass bitches
User avatar #263 - aherorising (23 hours ago) [-]
that's great to hear
#231 - fuzzywussi (12/21/2014) [-]
inspiring statement individuals like you restore my hope in humanity
#300 - cunninglinguist (20 hours ago) [-]
that means a lot to me, thank you.
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User avatar #40 - monkeysniper (12/21/2014) [-]
Well I'm six foot and single if that makes you feel any better. If it's not one thing it's another.
User avatar #43 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Oh and I'm not saying you have it easier than me just because you're taller. I was just complaining about the short women. I have plenty going for myself.
User avatar #86 - monkeysniper (12/21/2014) [-]
Personally I have a thing for tall chicks and red heads, huge turn-on but that doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy dating anyone, unless they're like obese and you don't want to date someone just because they're the wrong hair or skin color, you're kind of an asshole.
User avatar #34 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm like 5'6, 5'8 with shoes on. And word man, fuck these bitches. I'm 16 and really don't know if I'm gonna grow or not. What about you, are you past the age of crossed-fingers?
User avatar #36 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm 24. I stopped growing up at like 13. I just put on a bunch of man weight (I'm 170 pounds compared to about 150 pounds about 4 years ago), so I think my height isn't going to change.
User avatar #37 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Shit bro, I just started gaining weight. Was 140 last month and now I'm 148. All in the stomach too. I'm worried, I don't wanna gain weight like that. So I've been thinking about jumping into a better dieting plan. I lift and shit.. but I exercise so much less in the winter, and I also eat too fucking much.
User avatar #38 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm the same, but if it helps, I started seriously running long distances again last summer (hadn't done that since like high school, and even then I was pretty casual about it), and within four months, I was running 10 km in about 55 minutes 30 seconds. I was also eating decent, though not perfectly (I didn't mind having a pop about every other day, and I wasn't sticking to strictly lean meats or sugarless everything). I didn't lose a fucking pound. lol
User avatar #42 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
For me I know my father gains weight like I am. Like, he has muscular arms, a good 5'11, but he just has a big belly. And he can't bring it down.

I rarely drink soda. I just love movies, and when I'm watching something, I have to eat.. I end up eating so many peanutbutter sandwiches, so much pasta, bread, carbs, chicken, all that nonsense. In just too large amounts.
User avatar #44 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Meh. Just sign yourself up for a couple of sports or force yourself to do something along with lifting. If you keep moving and your muscles are in constant pain, you can have that mental comfort that you're healthy even if you don't have the build of a model, you're healthy.
User avatar #46 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. When I was about 13, I gained weight right before I gained in height. I don't know if it's a similar situation, but it's just annoying to me that I'm so short, because my father is taller than me by quite a few inches. I'd feel comfortable just being around that height, I don't even care to be tall. Just average, ya know? Oh well. What can you do.
User avatar #57 - richardastley (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah... Meh! I could have been born in Africa too, so fuck it. lol
User avatar #58 - whysoseriouss (12/21/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah man. SCREW AFRICA.

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User avatar #20 to #19 - richardastley (06/24/2014) [-]
I don't remember thumbing the content, but thank you for delivering.
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you are a faggot, case dismissed.

this picture is your new husbando
User avatar #18 to #17 - richardastley (06/23/2014) [-]
Sweet.
#15 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
Hey. You are a really stupid person. I know it doesnt sound bad right now, but let it sink in. Mull it over. You are very stupid
User avatar #16 to #15 - richardastley (03/06/2014) [-]
Hm. Not sure what provoked this, but I will take this into consideration.
User avatar #14 - tehpwnz (06/14/2013) [-]
have a nice day
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Please, have a nice day
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Have a great day.
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Have a nice day
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Have a nice day good sir
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#1 - funnyjunkelite (10/11/2012) [-]
you're going to get your balls cut off because of the comment you just made, i hope you that(fj is gonna slaughter you with red thumb)
you're going to get your balls cut off because of the comment you just made, i hope you that(fj is gonna slaughter you with red thumb)
User avatar #2 to #1 - richardastley (10/11/2012) [-]
haha Yeah... I'm probably dead...
#3 to #2 - funnyjunkelite (10/11/2012) [-]
well good luck comrade
well good luck comrade
User avatar #4 to #3 - richardastley (10/11/2012) [-]
Wow. An hour in and only four thumbs down... Things aren't really going as planned...
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