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Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
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I'm a guy with a small, dry sense of humor!
I really hate people, I'm a self righteous asshole, and I tend to cause alot of shitstorms.

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#315 - You're wrong. Objectively wrong.  [+] (1 reply) 09/14/2016 on *Western media 0
#316 - captaincapital (09/14/2016) [-]
ok
#62 - Actually sexual talent IS sexually transmittable. You…  [+] (1 reply) 09/13/2016 on comedian love +4
#101 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
Yeah, one of my bros gets laid and he taught me some techniques by fucking me. It's worked, I get laid at least once a week now by him
#220 - I guess you would have some first hand experience choosing to …  [+] (1 reply) 09/13/2016 on Fuck Off Clock Boy -1
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#222 - lwlarcopolio (09/13/2016) [-]
Oh, resorting to insults. Fuck off, muslim pig fucker
#200 - Look at me I'm an edglord faggot. Aren't I cool with how littl…  [+] (1 reply) 09/12/2016 on Fuck Off Clock Boy -1
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#212 - huntergriff (09/13/2016) [-]
>Look at me I'm an edglord faggot. Aren't I cool with how little I actually care about human life. Nevermind that if I were in an actual conflict I would be reduced to the biggest little bitch in the world.

First off, I'm not even being edgy here. You're a goddamn retard if you think ISIS isn't a threat to the rest of civilized society, they're literally slaughtering countless civilians. They aren't killing any occupying army, they're killing their own people as well as ours when they go into other countries and cause shit like the 2015 paris attacks. This isn't about a disregard for life, it's about a disease taking root and causing problems for the rest of the goddamn world.

Secondly, I wouldn't actually mind joining the military myself, In fact I actually plan to once I can get myself into shape.

Thirdly, Me being edgy would be me saying "all Mudslimes should be burned at the fucking stake and slaughtered". What I'm actually saying, since you're apparently retarded, is that we should solve the problem before it spreads, which I've made clear is easier said than done.

Fourthly, Replying to someone using sarcasm does not make your point any better, nor does widely misrepresenting what they said. I really don't give a shit that they're pissed off because american soldiers were fighting a bunch of terrorists, who attacked the US on its own soil, and during that fighting innocent civilians were unfortunate enough to get caught in the crossfire. None of that justifies ISIS' slaughter of their own people nor does it justify the deaths of innocent civilians through acts of terror such as, for example, the charlie hebdo attack, the pulse shooting, the Nice attack, the november 2015 paris attacks.

>I'm completely oblivious to the fact that my rhetoric is the exact same bullshit rhetoric that every extremist uses to justify their actions.

Not oblivious to it. And you acting like a sarcastic cunt does not justify their actions either.

>Wowee it sure is nice to have opinions about events that are so far removed from my day to day life that I can flippantly disregard whatever threatens my cozy worldview while appearing to be a coldhearted vindictive cunt.

People are fucking dying and all we're doing is throwing bombs at them and hoping it kills them instead of just pissing them off. Again, you're a fucking retard if you think they aren't a problem.

>I'm so cool and you can tell because I posted a picture of a fucking Fallout character.
(who I probably masturbate to)

Never implied that. Nor is that an argument.

>You also need to stop saying "we." You didn't do fuck all. You sat on your ass.

Firstly, No shit, i was like...seven whenever 9/11 happened.

Secondly, ISIS doesn't give a shit whether or not you sat on your ass or were on the frontlines, they have a hard-on for the slaughter of everyone from the west.
#178 - Besides Ideologically, muslims is about as broad and open to i…  [+] (3 replies) 09/12/2016 on Fuck Off Clock Boy 0
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#211 - lwlarcopolio (09/13/2016) [-]
And? Being Muslim is a choice, and I think that choice is retarded. There are 7 billion people on the planet. I'm not surprised a large amount are retarded. Fuck em.
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#220 - rhetoricalfunny (09/13/2016) [-]
I guess you would have some first hand experience choosing to be retarded then huh?
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#222 - lwlarcopolio (09/13/2016) [-]
Oh, resorting to insults. Fuck off, muslim pig fucker
#177 - You... don't understand why ISIS exists do you? I mea…  [+] (3 replies) 09/12/2016 on Fuck Off Clock Boy -1
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#189 - huntergriff (09/12/2016) [-]
We don't kill civilians unless they present themselves as a threat. Russia might, but America doesn't, not on purpose anyway. None of that excuses their actions, and they should be put down like the diseased animals they are.
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#200 - rhetoricalfunny (09/12/2016) [-]
Look at me I'm an edglord faggot. Aren't I cool with how little I actually care about human life. Nevermind that if I were in an actual conflict I would be reduced to the biggest little bitch in the world.

I'm completely oblivious to the fact that my rhetoric is the exact same bullshit rhetoric that every extremist uses to justify their actions.

Wowee it sure is nice to have opinions about events that are so far removed from my day to day life that I can flippantly disregard whatever threatens my cozy worldview while appearing to be a coldhearted vindictive cunt.

I'm so cool and you can tell because I posted a picture of a fucking Fallout character.
(who I probably masturbate to)


You also need to stop saying "we." You didn't do fuck all. You sat on your ass.
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#212 - huntergriff (09/13/2016) [-]
>Look at me I'm an edglord faggot. Aren't I cool with how little I actually care about human life. Nevermind that if I were in an actual conflict I would be reduced to the biggest little bitch in the world.

First off, I'm not even being edgy here. You're a goddamn retard if you think ISIS isn't a threat to the rest of civilized society, they're literally slaughtering countless civilians. They aren't killing any occupying army, they're killing their own people as well as ours when they go into other countries and cause shit like the 2015 paris attacks. This isn't about a disregard for life, it's about a disease taking root and causing problems for the rest of the goddamn world.

Secondly, I wouldn't actually mind joining the military myself, In fact I actually plan to once I can get myself into shape.

Thirdly, Me being edgy would be me saying "all Mudslimes should be burned at the fucking stake and slaughtered". What I'm actually saying, since you're apparently retarded, is that we should solve the problem before it spreads, which I've made clear is easier said than done.

Fourthly, Replying to someone using sarcasm does not make your point any better, nor does widely misrepresenting what they said. I really don't give a shit that they're pissed off because american soldiers were fighting a bunch of terrorists, who attacked the US on its own soil, and during that fighting innocent civilians were unfortunate enough to get caught in the crossfire. None of that justifies ISIS' slaughter of their own people nor does it justify the deaths of innocent civilians through acts of terror such as, for example, the charlie hebdo attack, the pulse shooting, the Nice attack, the november 2015 paris attacks.

>I'm completely oblivious to the fact that my rhetoric is the exact same bullshit rhetoric that every extremist uses to justify their actions.

Not oblivious to it. And you acting like a sarcastic cunt does not justify their actions either.

>Wowee it sure is nice to have opinions about events that are so far removed from my day to day life that I can flippantly disregard whatever threatens my cozy worldview while appearing to be a coldhearted vindictive cunt.

People are fucking dying and all we're doing is throwing bombs at them and hoping it kills them instead of just pissing them off. Again, you're a fucking retard if you think they aren't a problem.

>I'm so cool and you can tell because I posted a picture of a fucking Fallout character.
(who I probably masturbate to)

Never implied that. Nor is that an argument.

>You also need to stop saying "we." You didn't do fuck all. You sat on your ass.

Firstly, No shit, i was like...seven whenever 9/11 happened.

Secondly, ISIS doesn't give a shit whether or not you sat on your ass or were on the frontlines, they have a hard-on for the slaughter of everyone from the west.
#123 - "But they refuse to take responsibility" I …  [+] (1 reply) 09/12/2016 on Fun fact 0
#125 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
At least America admits they happened
#313 - Look at the nature of your question. "I need sou…  [+] (3 replies) 09/12/2016 on *Western media 0
#314 - captaincapital (09/13/2016) [-]
well you already got one part of that wrong, I'm sure the germans were having the time of their life in that totalitarian society, it just wasn't so welcoming to outsiders.
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#315 - rhetoricalfunny (09/14/2016) [-]
You're wrong.

Objectively wrong.
#316 - captaincapital (09/14/2016) [-]
ok

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