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#21 - the fact that you have a black gf and actually just said that … 06/13/2016 on /pol/ giving advice +2
#24 - i play McCree and i actually feel disapointed at half my play … 06/11/2016 on Landing +3
#12 - i generally try to tune out most negative stuff out of my mind…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/03/2016 on bacon = not suicide bomber +21
#92 - technoshaman (05/04/2016) [-]
Don't feel bad, for a moment I thought it was just another joke about how amazing bacon is too. Then I remembered that the world is a dark place.
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#77 - creamgravy (05/04/2016) [-]
Its because muslims aren't allowed to eat bacon, are you fucking retarded?
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#106 - kanjzo (05/04/2016) [-]
Hmm. What if, the reason that we have radical muslims, is because they can't eat bacon? I mean I would blow myself up if I couldn't have bacon, why wouldn't the other guy do the same?
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#98 - ohshoot (05/04/2016) [-]
Yeah yeah, but witness the power of bacon. For a second, in his mind, the world was perfect. Because of bacon.
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#101 - kanjzo (05/04/2016) [-]
I dream that every night, it makes me get out of bed in the morning. Them non-meat peoples can just live with it. Bacon makes everyone a better person.
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#21 - reican (05/03/2016) [-]
Hitler was vegetarian
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#103 - kanjzo (05/04/2016) [-]
See how that turned for him. He needed bacon.
#19 - stalini (05/03/2016) [-]
you're prettty retarded mate, do you live in the basement?
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#104 - kanjzo (05/04/2016) [-]
Nah man, he dreams of a world where all men are created equal, there are no wars nor famines, a heaven on earth. A world of bacon.
#95 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Dude, what's wrong with you? It's the third time I've seen you be an asshole to someone in this comment section.

Is your wife cucking you or something?
#117 - stalini (05/04/2016) [-]
#20 - it looks like an american mid to late 1800s political cartoon …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2016 on kojima +15
#37 - LordBlackforest (05/02/2016) [-]
You, sir, are correct.
#24 - mazuzuri (05/02/2016) [-]
I thought it looked like Mr. Hyde from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
#7 - if someone finds porn by this guy tell me pls 04/10/2016 on GiveGift +7
#6 - im confused. someone explain?  [+] (15 new replies) 03/09/2016 on Happy International women's... +8
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#9 - captainprincess (03/09/2016) [-]
double standards

dont you dare ogle pretty women
ogle pretty men tho thats fine
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#26 - MRfunnyFACE (03/09/2016) [-]
the guys shirtless, he isn't taking a naked selfie alone in a bathroom and making up a silly excuse like, guys do you think I have cancer, i think that's a lump on my ballsack
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#28 - captainprincess (03/09/2016) [-]
no, it's not that it's not ok to take snaps of a shirtless man

But if you're gonna talk shit about a woman who takes and posts pictures of herself and willingly exposes herself, you don't get to then spread pics creepily snapped of a shirtless dude for people to gawp at

#29 - MRfunnyFACE (03/09/2016) [-]
dw we spread acceptable pictures of woman to "gawp" at. Its ok in a professional setting beach ect some takes an unexpected nip slip what have you

the obvious problem is the shameless whoring for attention
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#30 - captainprincess (03/09/2016) [-]
no theyre not a problem in the slightest
if they want to whore for attention theres absolutely nothing wrong with doing that
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#31 - MRfunnyFACE (03/09/2016) [-]
fine that is your opinion, and you have a right to it, but it is just a valid opinion as the comment made above with equally valid arguments for each.

Either way there is no relevance with the shirtless picture above that I can see on the issue being discussed
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#32 - captainprincess (03/09/2016) [-]
I disagree but eh
#7 - antikonoszero (03/09/2016) [-]
She's being a hypocrite, lapping up Evans then criticizing Kardashian for roughly the same thing.
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#8 - icefried (03/09/2016) [-]
I don't think so.
The difference between Evan's photo and Kardashian's is that Evans isn't whoring himself.
The Kardashian is posing buck naked with only masking tape covering her tits and crotch and posted this on her official twitter herself = shameless whore. What makes it worse is that the girls following that brainless fucking cumdumpster will see all the attention she's getting and will try and emulate her.

Evan's picture is him shirtless at a con/filming/whatever, that he didn't take himself in order to garner more attention, and didn't post on his own twitter account to whore himself out for attention.

She isn't being a hypocrite, she is right.
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#14 - derpsenderp (03/09/2016) [-]
whiteknight beta SJW gtfo.
#12 - afireinsidebrad (03/09/2016) [-]
not even tape, ive got the actual nude photo (hate all their guys but damn its good fap material wont even deny it)
#18 - anon (03/09/2016) [-]
Nope, sorry to kill your boner
She released it already censored, what you have is the recreated version with someone else's tits and pussy by internet wizards.
#13 - iscrewbabies (03/09/2016) [-]
Uh, can I get it? Using google to search for it is a bit of a hassle on my phone.
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#15 - nebuchadnezzaurus (03/09/2016) [-]
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#10 - captainprincess (03/09/2016) [-]
If anything she's telling women they're not allowed to display themselves if they want but you're totally allowed to sneak creep-shots at pretty men and broadcast them without the man's express consent

So technically shes not being a hypocrite but she is being a disgusting sexist
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