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- During the whole campaign Obama was constantly telling Trump t…
Wow... you weren't paying attention I guess?
Private security firms start fingering Russia for DNC hack (June 2016)
DNI officially fingers Russia for DNC hack (October 2016)
Trump elected (November 2016)
DNI releases more details and steps for administrators (December 2016)
DNI releases declassified report on Russian election influence (Jan 2017)
except these reports dont actually say anything about any evidence at all that russia was involved in any way shape or form
these reports run under the PRESUMPTION that russia was involved
- When you leave for something late, causing you to have to driv…
The actual truth
Then you would have me.
I usually end up late to casual meetings with friends because I don't stress about it. However lately my 2nd shift sleep schedule has been screwing me up more often than not and I'll wake up later than I wanted to leading to an even bigger late time, meaning I'm more late than usual.
Also I am never late for work or medical appointments. Cuz I stress about it and leave earlier.
Though I'm still not as bad as my sister who has routinely been late to family gatherings by several hours, and most of them were meals
some good advice i've gotten: if you're on time you're late. if you're early you're on time.
It can be avoided by taking away funding from the oppressive racist police force who publicly executed this woman because she's black. #BLM
I fucking hate it when I get a sun burn so the police break both my legs as a warning that white is right.
Consider yourself lucky. I got lynched to death yesterday by a trump supporter as I was walking behind an obese man, and his shadow painted my skin tone as an undesirable one
I run a business from my home and schedule appointments with my customers. For some reason "I work from home" makes a good chunk of them think "hey I can come whenever I want because she'll be HOME!" What?! No. Oh my gawd. I have a life and family and... I could go on forever about what's wrong with that.
The best part is when a customer drives several hours to pick up a product from me and then
tells me that they are ten minutes from my house and "hey I'm here with my kids because we wanted this to be a surprise so we will be at your house in ten minutes lol."
People have done this and then got mad when I replied that I was on the other side of the country and that no, I will NOT be home in ten minutes you completely stupid asshole. I love it when they reply "but we drove 3 hours!"
I'm sure you did. Now you can drive three hours the other direction and buy from someone else.
I meant to write about how at least half of my customers do not believe that coming an hour or more after they said they would is considered
but then I got worked up. Being super late is a form lying unless there are extenuating circumstances like a vehicle problem or a wreck on the road. And don't lie to me about being late because of a wreck. It is super easy to fact check you on that with Maps.
This is why my Icelandic friends kill me because fashionably late there is roughly 4-5 hours late. We went to a party at her friends house where the invitation said be there at 7, we got there around 1030 as the first people to arrive and she had not set anything up yet wondering why we're so early
How the hell do you have Icelandic friends that you routinely go to parties with?
No seriously how does that intercontinental relationship happen, I want an answer man. Making friends with those in your bordering countries is feasible, and online relationship s with any country is understandable but just HOW man?
Nigga where did I say routinely
It happened once because I've only been there once
Normally it's "Hey lets all get on Bloodbowl at 7pm ISK" and then 8pm US she's getting a warm up match in before we all log on
at what point do you want a party at 7, and then tell everyone that the party starts at 3?
Not to mention you don't get fired by being late once, it has to be a serial thing.
What kind of cerial? Frootloops, corn flakes, of cheerieos?
No. She says "I have been looking for work for 3months!". This means this is her first day.
Still, if you get fired for being late on your first day you did something else. A smart person would know how much time they needed to get to work, and leave early for their first day. It was her fault she was late, her fault she was speeding, her fault she was even later.
>Looking for work for 3 months
>Get a Job
>Don't even bother to try and arrive early/on time
No kidding, I make sure Im early to interviews, aiming for 10 minutes early, usually end up 20 minutes early. Google maps is usually pretty spot on for time, i usually round that up. I can see being a little late on the first day, underestimating traffic during rush hour, shit like that, but the second day at least you should figure out to leave sooner.
No no no. Be around 5 minutes early. Anything earlier than that generally shows an employer that your overeager (allowing them to gouge you in price negotiations) or shows them that you have poor time management skills.
Well when I'm super early i wait around till its 5-10 minutes early.
ive sat in the parking lot for nearly an our because everyone thought i5 would be packed between stockton and sacramento at 6 in the morning. it wasnt
Well that's lots of time to get prepa red. I use my tI'm to brush up on the company, pump myself up, etc.
Yes, my point???
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