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    like this to stop kony and end genocide like this to stop kony and end...
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#12 - Alright, I don't agree with the feminist poor me rape culture …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Extreme Logic Trigger Warning 0
User avatar #14 - roooledoulf (12/19/2014) [-]
This list mostly implies they cannot think for themselves and they let other peoples opinions and actions (unless its ACTUAL rape, or involves physical means) affect them.

As a dude, when someone says something about me, i instantly narrow this down to 3 options:

1. Depending on the validity of the statement, Take it in and accept it.
2. Punch them in the face.
3. Walk away.

As you can see all of these require a scent of critical thinking, something the maker of this list does not have. All of the steps above, can be dismissed if you are a recipient to such statements regardless of whether you are a girl or a boy, and therefore eliminating rape culture entirely.
#42 - yeah, he should have just stuck both ends in an outlet 10/15/2014 on The art of burning 0
#1 - Here's the template  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2014 on World's most obvious protest +71
User avatar #39 - mattdoggy (08/16/2014) [-]
sticky it retris
#25 - szatan (08/16/2014) [-]
#11 - poorjew (08/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - andranadu (08/15/2014) [-]
you may want to sticky this
#11 - this looks like the elms system at umd 04/04/2014 on uber hax 0
#33 - Guy behind her has no arms  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on brazzers +16
User avatar #75 - neverforgetthedick (02/27/2014) [-]
that's true dedication
#17 - No problem, as many people may already know the antarctic expe… 02/17/2014 on Climate Change... 0
#3 - 1) There was never a debate whether or not there is climate ch…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Climate Change... +14
#15 - presentdent (02/17/2014) [-]
Can you explain this for us stupid people?
User avatar #17 - retris (02/17/2014) [-]
No problem, as many people may already know the antarctic experiences a freezing period every year. Scientists found that the amount of gas which is trapped in bubbles in the ice correlates directly with the temperature at which the ice froze. The ice cores form in layers with time and when measured give the temperature anomaly on the right (as the difference between years). At around 1800 (or the time of the industrial revolution) we see a marked change in the normal warming/cooling pattern of the anomaly. It then starts to spike and we see the trend around 2000 is very sharply increasing in positive yearly temperature anomaly meaning; for the most part that most years are warmer than the year before it and the yearly temperature anomaly is increasing. Also it shows a marked increase in the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere since the first measurable increment on the ice core.
#11 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
is there one form prevois ice agethat i can compare this to ?
#134 - try harder 02/11/2014 on Titans +1
#115 - anything for another maryland fj-er 01/04/2014 on Heh... Backflips... 0
#113 - okay this took way too much time. but oh was it worth it  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Heh... Backflips... +1
#114 - stallioncock (01/04/2014) [-]
That's awesome, I'm saving that if you don't mind.
User avatar #115 - retris (01/04/2014) [-]
anything for another maryland fj-er

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User avatar #32 - lolollo ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I think you thumbing my comment down made it to where God can no longer exist.

I didn't even think that was possible. Bravo.
User avatar #31 - khl (04/09/2013) [-]
Hey man, do you still trade items ?
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