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#218 - i love how this comic paints the races accurately by color 01/10/2013 on Personally Now is better +1
#120 - ha, that beard makes it look like theres a woman in front of him. 01/10/2013 on Beard Illusion +3
#274 - koKOROKOKOROKOKOROKOKORO- ASHEDAF CHAAIIN! eehhSSHHHA… 01/07/2013 on OP delivering 0
#4649 - im agnostic, grew up with a religious mom and not so religious…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #4690 - jokeface (01/07/2013) [-]
1. Any story about the other kids would have gone thusly: "And so it was that the rest of Adam and Eve's children bred among themselves until the world had 7 billion people (or however many people existed before God killed them all in the Flood). The end." Fact is, Cane and Abel were the only children of any further significance.

2. There may very well have been far fewer species on the earth before the Flood. Remember, the Flood was a reversal of Creation, and God could have easily added many more species to the world when He recreated it. As for the food issue, think about when Jesus fed the five thousand with two fish and five loaves of bread. God could have given that same power to Noah. Alternatively, God could have made the Ark like the Tardis (bigger on the inside).

3. I presume you're referring to Goliath, in which case, consider that this description might have been an exaggeration, as many things in the Bible are likely to be. Consider that there have been documented giants in things like Ripley's Believe It or Not, and the Guiness Book of World Records. Just imagine them a little bit taller and buffer. Also, size is often inversely proportionate to speed. Especially for humans, because our center of gravity is higher than an animals, so we have to move more slowly to avoid falling over. Now imagine that on the scale of a giant, and it would make sense for him to move very slowly.

4. Samson's strength didn't come from his hair, it came from God, and God told Samson that if he cut his hair, He would take away his strength. It was a matter of obey a rule. The hair itself wasn't the source of power.
User avatar #4711 - rageisfunny (01/07/2013) [-]
Noah the timelord. I could be on board with that.
User avatar #4691 - jokeface (01/07/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see the part about the Native Americans. I'll try to answer that too. Hang on.
User avatar #4692 - jokeface (01/07/2013) [-]
Actually I don't really have a response to that. Good point. But let me ask you this: Why is it so weird to think that they took a boat over here? Maybe they had a reason. There's lots of reasons to leave a place. Overpopulation, lack of resources, unacceptable government, you name it.
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#150 - a chicken that can not see where its going.. it must of been b… 01/07/2013 on Oddities comp 0
#27 - thats because thats a dictionary, you retard.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Should have gotten an Xbox... -2
User avatar #30 - graydiggy (01/06/2013) [-]
Wow... You just went full retard.
#133 - koreancomics made this THUMBS PLEASE 01/05/2013 on swag level : master +1
#307 - koreancomics made this thumbs please. 01/05/2013 on New job here i come! +4
#105 - that reminds me... i went to get a haircut today and i appear … 01/04/2013 on Where is your god now -4
#148 - being doucheborne is a gift, not a punishment 01/04/2013 on How to lift +1
#144 - when you reach max level, you stop leveling 01/04/2013 on How to lift +4
#136 - Comment deleted 01/04/2013 on Being single has an advantage 0
#191 - Picture 01/04/2013 on just this way +1
#542 - as soon as it got off front page, the bronies are attacking th…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2013 on How generous are you? -5
User avatar #560 - SemiAnon (01/03/2013) [-]
You too? He's bitching about every comment I left on here.
#574 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
Hey, you're here whining about it, so we're all in the same boat.
User avatar #585 - SemiAnon (01/03/2013) [-]
Except my whining is taking place when I have 0 support, because this is now an old post and no one is going to see it besides more bronies. Your whining all came after anyone who would be opposed to your views was going to see it.

So no, you waited until you had only a support group with no opposition before attacking everyone who disagreed with you.
#546 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I wasn't here five hours ago or I would have called you an idiot then. Besides, that's exactly what you just did.
#506 - how about you point out all the mistakes before posting …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on How generous are you? 0
User avatar #510 - fuperbooper (01/03/2013) [-]
You didn't capitalize the first word in sentence one.
In sentence three its should be it's.
You should have a comma instead of a period in sentence four.
Five isn't even a sentence.
You should have capitalized I in sentence six.
I'm not even going to start on seven or eight.
#473 - gay men  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on How generous are you? 0
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#469 - how about kill all bronies foundation? 01/03/2013 on How generous are you? -1
#130 - Yes perfect, something that i can burn down the school with an… 01/03/2013 on Bro u need a light 0
#410 - OP, you retard. Dont block his name, show us who he is so we c… 01/03/2013 on watch out, we got a badass... 0
#407 - Picture 01/03/2013 on This is my final form... 0
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