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reretzu

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Gender: male
X-box Gamertag: Reretzu
Interests: Astronomy, Physics, Neurology, Tech and military Tech.
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:4/21/2015
Location:All alone in the night
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#26 - Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. 04/05/2015 on NASA Themed Iron Man 0
#53 - It's not true, Hulk originally wasn't even meant to be green. 04/05/2015 on How Hulk deals with crime 0
#15 - Black people don't just laugh, they relocate.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Proposing +11
User avatar #23 - zomitlu (04/02/2015) [-]
Original comment
User avatar #27 - wotterpatch (04/02/2015) [-]
I've never seen it before
User avatar #35 - zomitlu (04/02/2015) [-]
That's nice
#80 - Comment deleted 04/02/2015 on The Onslaught of Tristan Jones 0
#256 - I think we're all speculating that. From what I gather these a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Basically every trailer for... 0
#257 - hazenberdan (04/01/2015) [-]
Neither of those situations would surprise me either. Though,I think the second one is probably right,considering he sorta went AWOL during halo 4. Mind you,it was to kill the fucking didact,but... Fuck ONI.
#231 - Possible spoilers inbound: After the events of …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Basically every trailer for... 0
#251 - hazenberdan (04/01/2015) [-]
but why would chief be an outlaw,he beat the fuck out of the didact,and saved earth for like the 90th time since he became a Spartan II. "Oh,you're our hero,now we'll mark you an outlaw for saving us" Actually,I'm not even that surprised. The UNSC is fucking retarded.
User avatar #256 - reretzu (04/01/2015) [-]
I think we're all speculating that. From what I gather these are the two most common theories:

Chief knows about the new Forerunner threat and/or a new way to restore Cortana, but is forced to go to moral extremes while trying to deal with it and through that becomes an outlaw. For example he might fight the Forerunners in a battle that ends up destroying an entire colony, and then it's pinned on him.

The second one is similar, except he has to break orders to try and stop the forerunners/restore Cortana and as such ONI brand him a traitor as soon as he does.

Basically, his pursuit of a personal or grand goal will either make him appear as a traitor and hurt humanity, or will require ONI to brand him as one to stay in control.
#257 - hazenberdan (04/01/2015) [-]
Neither of those situations would surprise me either. Though,I think the second one is probably right,considering he sorta went AWOL during halo 4. Mind you,it was to kill the fucking didact,but... Fuck ONI.
#240 - Assassins Creed 0.5 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? +146
#229 - **reretzu used "*roll rpg race*"** **reretzu rolls halfing …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? +20
User avatar #240 - reretzu (03/28/2015) [-]
Assassins Creed 0.5
#227 - **reretzu used "*roll rpg name*"** **reretzu rolls Altair**  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? +29
User avatar #229 - reretzu (03/28/2015) [-]
**reretzu used "*roll rpg race*"**
**reretzu rolls halfing (gnome-human hybrid)**
User avatar #240 - reretzu (03/28/2015) [-]
Assassins Creed 0.5
#126 - I'm not really educated enough to give you a definite answer, … 03/19/2015 on Not the moon +1

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