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#131 - Actually, The US's Debt's are owed to the US, only 34% is Fore… 15 hours ago on Greek reality. 0
#20 - It's funny because everyone is like "Don't challenge Japa… 07/05/2015 on 'Murica challenges Japan to... +1
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#16 - I'm not sure about World but in Jurassic Park there was Kill S…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Jurassic Park Solved +1
User avatar #29 - atheisttsiehta (06/22/2015) [-]
They make no mention of a kill switch in Jurassic world
#46 - anon (06/22/2015) [-]
They had a kill switch of sorts like Makotiotou said, there was a sensor that could be triggered on the dinosaurs that would send a shock through them strong enough to render them unconscious. While the customers were important, they also wanted to keep the dinosaurs alive since they were so expensive, in the movie they even referred to the dinosaurs as "assets" that's why they took forever to even consider lethal action against any escaped dinosaurs until shit hit the fan and they really didn't have any other choice since the I-Rex was stronger than they imagined and could easily withstand anything they threw at her.
#17 - scozie (06/22/2015) [-]
Well damn, that's pretty cool - but I don't remember there being anything about that in Jurassic World though. Thanks for giving me loads of stuff to read about tonight (relearns everything about DNA so I can understand a single word of the Wikia article).
#15 - Marine Engineer here, False, we do all our own work, Of course… 06/21/2015 on Science -1
#34 - I laughed way harder at this then I should've. 06/21/2015 on Gamer Reaction to E3 +6
#65 - Do not be fooled by the name Panda Ant, for it is something fa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on nature did dat +17
User avatar #94 - miknab (06/09/2015) [-]
Yes I saw this in our Audubon Society books. They say its sting is so painful its said it could kill a cow. Its called the "Cow Killer" respectively.
#91 - friedepidermis (06/09/2015) [-]
and don't forget kids, these things have also been known as "cow killer ants" for literal reasons
#34 - Other then the Polish, Who the hell Fears them? Their Navy has… 06/08/2015 on Is Russia even real? -1
#60 - White Guilt.. Dad's side wasn't over here until 1878 …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Tumblr +5
User avatar #83 - truesmokewolf (06/08/2015) [-]
Brown v Board
Segregation, mothafucka. Get the fuck back in here, we're still oppressive assholes for the color of our skin.

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