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redstonealchemist

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Personal Info
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:6/16/2015
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6958
Highest Content Rank:#4063
Highest Comment Rank:#882
Content Thumbs: 457 total,  747 ,  290
Comment Thumbs: 11669 total,  15913 ,  4244
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 18% (18/100)
Level 298 Comments: Post Master → Level 299 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:5
Content Views:83344
Times Content Favorited:46 times
Total Comments Made:9166
FJ Points:744
Favorite Tags: the (4) | nudes (3) | a (2) | dumbass (2) | fag (2) | fapenning (2) | funny (2) | game (2) | i (2) | it (2) | its (2) | man (2) | nude (2) | repost (2) | sorry (2) | steam (2) | still (2) | Stupid (2) | You (2)
i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#143 - oh! trashu no pico! not bad. but you really should have pu… 04/28/2015 on Anime comp 0
#690 - > your face > that desperate?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
User avatar #691 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>my face
>looking for a rush
User avatar #692 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> vagina face
> vaginas are better than dicks
#687 - > your mouth > a vagina  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
User avatar #688 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>single??
User avatar #690 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your face
> that desperate?
User avatar #691 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>my face
>looking for a rush
User avatar #692 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> vagina face
> vaginas are better than dicks
#684 - > OP > not being a fag  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
User avatar #685 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>ugly
User avatar #687 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your mouth
> a vagina
User avatar #688 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>single??
User avatar #690 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your face
> that desperate?
User avatar #691 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>my face
>looking for a rush
User avatar #692 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> vagina face
> vaginas are better than dicks
User avatar #686 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
;)
#682 - > american organisation > unbiased  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
User avatar #683 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>funnyjunk user base
>smarter than a fifth grader
User avatar #684 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> OP
> not being a fag
User avatar #685 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>ugly
User avatar #687 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your mouth
> a vagina
User avatar #688 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>single??
User avatar #690 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your face
> that desperate?
User avatar #691 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>my face
>looking for a rush
User avatar #692 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> vagina face
> vaginas are better than dicks
User avatar #686 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
;)
#44 - so i take it there isn't a 'DLC' 'mod' 04/28/2015 on 10/10 would buy 0
#31 - i'm glad this came up. i have skyrim on my xbox 360 and i …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on 10/10 would buy 0
#33 - Rascal (04/27/2015) [-]
You can only have modded save files on PS3 and 360. Theres no way to get say customer designed weapons in the game but you can modify a existing weapons strength and value and such. Also you can give your self practically godmode but that's no fun. Ultimately no you can't mod it like PC and the only mods for skyrim consoles make the game no longer fun with invinvibilty and making any weapon OP
User avatar #44 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
so i take it there isn't a 'DLC' 'mod'
#36 - my pc has 4 anti-viruses on it. each one has a registry cl… 04/27/2015 on Shittyaskscience -... 0
#240 - dark age dankage 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... +1
#238 - Comment deleted 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... 0
#237 - HEOMAHN! WE COM BEARING they hold their hands up in a be…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... +1
User avatar #241 - magictheg (04/27/2015) [-]
8 year old alien. duh
#230 - the hard part would be designing a system that would plot a ro… 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... +2
#227 - also she's know as The Immortal Eve because almost no on… 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... +1
#222 - i should be incredibly happy, but the explanation is extremely…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... +3
User avatar #227 - redstonealchemist (04/27/2015) [-]
also she's know as The Immortal Eve because almost no one knows about her 'mysterious regenerative abilities'. Eve, Emotion Vestige Emulator, is a custom human exhibiting features that are considered perfect, otherwise exceptional, otherwise neutral. for example: her skin tone is average. if you consider the extremes to be black african and innuit, she looks mildly middle-eastern in skin tone. she has an above-average genetic disposition for development of muscle tissue and flexibility and can program new information into herself using the supercomputer. also she steals someone's identity, helps that person commit suicide and spent ~300 years mourning her fathers' murder and was heavily suicidal. her father was the only person she knew, until 300 years later she met some scientists on an expedition. by befriending her, they helped greatly with her suicidal tendencies and she considers herself to be an optimal fighter pilot due to her superhuman reaction time, quick-thinking and all-around crazy ideas that work out better than she'd expect. also if she is blown up while in a fighter, she'll respawn and apologise to her CO for wasting a suit and a ship
#36 - is there some sort of adorable cthulhu-girl anime? 04/23/2015 on Haha Time for Cthulhu -2
#48 - is it coincidence that 'dark fantasy' looks like steampunk gothica? 04/23/2015 on Avengers Dark Fantasy 0
#61 - mint, soy and some other plants are great for boosting oestrog… 04/23/2015 on 4 The Ladies +6
#316 - also this: 04/23/2015 on Effects of Feminism 260 0
#315 - in 2010 the usa spent 15 billion dollars on the war on drugs a… 04/23/2015 on Effects of Feminism 260 0
#198 - when did usa presidents start being ********* ?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Effects of Feminism 260 0
User avatar #230 - Kingcgc (04/23/2015) [-]
After Reagan
#336 - Rascal (04/24/2015) [-]
Reagan's economic policies were a disaster. Honestly I think things REALLY started going downhill after Nixon say what you will about Watergate, but the guy was a genius when it came to foreign policy , though I would argue that it was steadily declining before then after FDR died, then all-too-briefly picked up again with JFK if nothing else, his commitment to the space race gave the people hope for a brighter tomorrow, even as much as we bitched about how much it cost to get to the moon at all .
User avatar #283 - tombombadil (04/23/2015) [-]
Pfffffft if you think Reagan's drug policies aren't still fucking us sideways then you need to go back. He did some good things, especially by the way of foreign policy, but holy shit the misinformation he spread to fuel the drug war is STILL causing problems, not to mention the problem of the drug war itself.
User avatar #315 - redstonealchemist (04/23/2015) [-]
in 2010 the usa spent 15 billion dollars on the war on drugs alone.
that could have gone to drug awareness progams like D.A.R.E for example, or it could have gone to actually having a good healthcare program, or to finding space exploration, which is currently estimated to be about 10 billion a year.
OR the money could go to EDUCATION or maybe teachers salaries? fixing homes? curing the ghetto?!
america is fucked up because its government don't care about it any more.
all those greedy filthy warmongering motherfuckers care about is money in their own pockets and it's almost as bad over here in the uk
#7 - i've been trying to leave for four hours 04/21/2015 on trying to leave FJ +6
#20 - why not bandit keith... in canada? 04/21/2015 on My Favorite Anime American... +4
#36 - that ******* footwork though 04/21/2015 on Techno Subway 0
#21 - world's smallest violin 04/21/2015 on Little things 0
#49 - i need sauce on the first two... for science the… 04/21/2015 on pls 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #23 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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