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Youtube Channel: HotPocky
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Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#49 - what the hell caused her to pass out? her blood pressure being…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on The way of my people +1
#50 - greedtheavaricious (5 hours ago) [-]
Or the other one was a succubus of some sorts? Fuck man, I don't know.

Gif related to your name.
#4 - iv'e rung the first bell up above and by that time i'm usually…  [+] (5 new replies) 7 hours ago on Seems correct +2
#10 - quatre (5 hours ago) [-]
gonna set the record straight because anon#7 has it wrong.
-the intended first belltower is the 'above' in undead parish. you can get there by going the intended way, through undead burg, or through new londo->valley of drakes(requires key,master key usable)->darkroot basin->darkroot garden. that second one is a toughie, but is the route that speedrunners take.

-the second bell is located in blighttown. the intended route is to get to blighttown by using the key from undead parish to open the door on the red dragon's bridge and going down to lower undead burg(here you can open a house to rescue the sorcerer trainer). beat the capra demon miniboss for a key to the depths, and beat the depths' gaping dragon to access blighttown. A shortcut is available from the valley of the drakes directly to blighttown, but requires a master key/new londo key.

-if you want to do new londo after the first bell, you can. but it would be advisable to buy a few transient curses from the undead merchant in the waterway. also, sif the grey wolf from darkroot garnen needs to be beaten for loot to survive the abyss(new londo boss area)

going on, spoilers warning
after second bell, go to sen's fortress from undead parish
beating sen's fortress takes you to anor londo
beating anor londo unlocks the following, for any order, but easiest to hardest:
1) blighttown to demons' ruins to lost izalith
2) firelink to catacombs to tombs of giants
3) duke's archives to crystal cave
the four kings boss of new londo is the 4th boss needed to fill the lordvessel, open the gate to the kiln of the first flame, and beat the end boss.
bonus areas:
darkroot basin hydra fight
darkroot garden moonlight butterfly fight
return to undead asylum
painted world from anor londo (requires undead asylum revisit)
the great hollow to ash lake from blighttown (second hydra fight, dragon covenant)
if you have the DLC, Oolacile can the abyss


#11 - devout feminist (1 hour ago) [-]
Anon 7 is not wrong, you are. OP said THEY ALREADY RANG THE FIRST BELL.
At least read their post...

And I gave directions with far fewer proper nouns because I didn't want to ruin the entire game (As you have done. Not only are my directions are easier to follow, they've also referred to the stated goal, not beating the entire game).
Additionally, OP shouldn't be playing with the master key, so I assumed they weren't.

You didn't even focus on telling OP how to ring the second bell, you told them how to beat the game and get to the Abyss.
#7 - devout feminist (6 hours ago) [-]
New Londo isn't the second bell, that's end game (though fully beatable before end game, it's the only one of the final bosses which can be challenged from the start of the game.).

There are two ways to get where you're headed.
1) The intended method: Grab the key from the corpse under the gate near the first belltower. Run back to the start of the dragon bridge and open the door. Follow that path through multiple areas until you find the boss.

2) Go through Darkwood Basin. At the bottom, you'll be able to go down an elevator into a crossroads type area, and one of the areas accessible from there has the second belltower (This also skips a few bosses, I wouldn't recommend it, fighting is fun and one of the skipped bosses is pretty good).
#8 - devout feminist (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say where Darkwood is.
Near the first belltower, there's a smith, you've found him right?
Run past that lightning demon. You don't need to kill it, just run.
User avatar #6 - thefates (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah you need to take New Londo extremely slowly or the ghosts will surround you and attack through walls to all attack you at once.
#2 - when i'm playing a game i'm not familiar with, i quickly learn…  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on Seems correct +21
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (6 hours ago) [-]
>Go the wrong way on purpose
Skyrim: You get some gold coins, maybe jewels, occasionally something awesome
Borderlands: You get a pop-culture reference
Darksouls: You get brutally anally raped. If you do it right though, you get some high level gear before you're supposed to, like the Crimson Set or the Epee.
#3 - elgrind (8 hours ago) [-]
>Dark Souls
>First time in Firelink Shrine.
>NPC says "ring the bells, one is up, the other is far below".
>Ok, decide I will do the one "far below".
>Arrive to New Londo.
>Fucking ghosts everywhere, maybe I must run ?
>Die
>Realise I am stupid.
>I fucking love this game.
User avatar #4 - redstonealchemist (7 hours ago) [-]
iv'e rung the first bell up above and by that time i'm usually about level 20-25, then i go down with the stuff i need to fight the ghosts and get slaughtered evertim1
#10 - quatre (5 hours ago) [-]
gonna set the record straight because anon#7 has it wrong.
-the intended first belltower is the 'above' in undead parish. you can get there by going the intended way, through undead burg, or through new londo->valley of drakes(requires key,master key usable)->darkroot basin->darkroot garden. that second one is a toughie, but is the route that speedrunners take.

-the second bell is located in blighttown. the intended route is to get to blighttown by using the key from undead parish to open the door on the red dragon's bridge and going down to lower undead burg(here you can open a house to rescue the sorcerer trainer). beat the capra demon miniboss for a key to the depths, and beat the depths' gaping dragon to access blighttown. A shortcut is available from the valley of the drakes directly to blighttown, but requires a master key/new londo key.

-if you want to do new londo after the first bell, you can. but it would be advisable to buy a few transient curses from the undead merchant in the waterway. also, sif the grey wolf from darkroot garnen needs to be beaten for loot to survive the abyss(new londo boss area)

going on, spoilers warning
after second bell, go to sen's fortress from undead parish
beating sen's fortress takes you to anor londo
beating anor londo unlocks the following, for any order, but easiest to hardest:
1) blighttown to demons' ruins to lost izalith
2) firelink to catacombs to tombs of giants
3) duke's archives to crystal cave
the four kings boss of new londo is the 4th boss needed to fill the lordvessel, open the gate to the kiln of the first flame, and beat the end boss.
bonus areas:
darkroot basin hydra fight
darkroot garden moonlight butterfly fight
return to undead asylum
painted world from anor londo (requires undead asylum revisit)
the great hollow to ash lake from blighttown (second hydra fight, dragon covenant)
if you have the DLC, Oolacile can the abyss


#11 - devout feminist (1 hour ago) [-]
Anon 7 is not wrong, you are. OP said THEY ALREADY RANG THE FIRST BELL.
At least read their post...

And I gave directions with far fewer proper nouns because I didn't want to ruin the entire game (As you have done. Not only are my directions are easier to follow, they've also referred to the stated goal, not beating the entire game).
Additionally, OP shouldn't be playing with the master key, so I assumed they weren't.

You didn't even focus on telling OP how to ring the second bell, you told them how to beat the game and get to the Abyss.
#7 - devout feminist (6 hours ago) [-]
New Londo isn't the second bell, that's end game (though fully beatable before end game, it's the only one of the final bosses which can be challenged from the start of the game.).

There are two ways to get where you're headed.
1) The intended method: Grab the key from the corpse under the gate near the first belltower. Run back to the start of the dragon bridge and open the door. Follow that path through multiple areas until you find the boss.

2) Go through Darkwood Basin. At the bottom, you'll be able to go down an elevator into a crossroads type area, and one of the areas accessible from there has the second belltower (This also skips a few bosses, I wouldn't recommend it, fighting is fun and one of the skipped bosses is pretty good).
#8 - devout feminist (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say where Darkwood is.
Near the first belltower, there's a smith, you've found him right?
Run past that lightning demon. You don't need to kill it, just run.
User avatar #6 - thefates (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah you need to take New Londo extremely slowly or the ghosts will surround you and attack through walls to all attack you at once.
#12 - people assume anime is for kids just like trix becaus… 9 hours ago on OP 0
#11 - That is awesome. 9 hours ago on OP 0
#18 - that means every million years the length of the day on earth … 9 hours ago on Random Fact comp. 44 0
#20 - you mean Bort, right? 9 hours ago on When you see it +3
#10 - the least they could ******* do is spell repost properly  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on The way of my people -3
#41 - devout feminist (6 hours ago) [-]
#9 - i like that gif. i like it very much. i need sauce to go w…  [+] (15 new replies) 9 hours ago on The way of my people +3
#33 - devout feminist (7 hours ago) [-]
dont forget your ice cream
User avatar #19 - drynix (8 hours ago) [-]
a.pomf.se/omivst.webm

Enjoy, just that scene.
User avatar #48 - greedtheavaricious (5 hours ago) [-]
What. Happened. In. The. End. Of. That. Scene.
User avatar #49 - redstonealchemist (5 hours ago) [-]
what the hell caused her to pass out? her blood pressure being too high because of the kissing?
damn she needs a nosebleed
#50 - greedtheavaricious (5 hours ago) [-]
Or the other one was a succubus of some sorts? Fuck man, I don't know.

Gif related to your name.
#11 - hikikomori (9 hours ago) [-]
Fate/Illya Season 2
#47 - kingdaniel (5 hours ago) [-]
*Yu Gi Oh Music* IT'S TIME TO FA-FA-FA-FAFAFAFAAAAP
#37 - yuukoku (6 hours ago) [-]
I've been afraid to post that ever since I got flagged for it. Am I allowed to post it now that the rules have been relaxed?
User avatar #36 - zonryu (6 hours ago) [-]
and there go my pants
#17 - thewasteland (8 hours ago) [-]
OH MY GOD IT GLORIOUS
User avatar #12 - azumeow (9 hours ago) [-]
S....sauce?
#13 - hikikomori (9 hours ago) [-]
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
I no sure if that particular scene was in it.
User avatar #14 - azumeow (9 hours ago) [-]
It most certainly was not....

I was hoping it was from some...fan...made....work.
#15 - hikikomori (9 hours ago) [-]
Go ask the anime board then, silly butt
User avatar #16 - azumeow (9 hours ago) [-]
Meh, I'll do it later. Maybe.

But have this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-r8vEli64

Heheh. Spanking is best punishment.
#16 - that's the difference between china and north korea: the o… 9 hours ago on Chinese food +9

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User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the nsfw section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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