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redstonealchemist

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Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:England
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#228 - her name is boxxy but i can see how you'd think it was sh0e  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on grapes are bad? 0
#231 - shadowvision (18 hours ago) [-]
I'll have to look her up. Youtube?
#212 - i ahve since calmed down and realized i was the person being s… 18 hours ago on Easy 0
#219 - well that's a damn lot more sensible that what i took from you…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on grapes are bad? 0
#223 - shadowvision (18 hours ago) [-]
No worries. I try to approach everything with that calm demeanor, probably because I'm emotionally calloused to the point that they are mostly deadened. Good luck with the Ketosis. Which I am now going to go look up.

Are the pictures of ShoeOnHead, or someone else?
#228 - redstonealchemist (18 hours ago) [-]
her name is boxxy but i can see how you'd think it was sh0e
#231 - shadowvision (18 hours ago) [-]
I'll have to look her up. Youtube?
#197 - but in almost all forms of media depicting vampires, eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Easy +1
User avatar #212 - redstonealchemist (18 hours ago) [-]
i ahve since calmed down and realized i was the person being stupid. i've just come out of an intense and difficult diet that changes how your body works and it fucks up your hormones, something i had found out only after starting the diet. the 'stupid person' i was talking about wasn't in fact correct, and so was i, but their comment didn't elaborate clearly and i drastically over reacted.
although my point does still stand. also the page for her father says he's 150 this year, if we say he's ~140 when hotel transylvania 1 thanks google, now i know a huge feature of a movie i hadn't even heard of (the second to it). not even a fucking spoiler alert then we can assume he was about 22 when mavis was conceived.
this means unless dracula was turned into a vampire as an adult, mavis has officially been mature enough to start her own family for ~95 years.
also what's the scale rate? i mean it's pretty damn obvious that 18 doesn't become 118 unless she's aged 1 year every 6.56 years. it's more likely that she ages at 1/6th the rate of humans, which means at the age of 118, she has the maturity of a person 19 years and 8 months old. or seven times slower than humans, which would mean she would have the maturity of someone 17 years and 3 months, which is more likely.
#207 - is the average animal capable of that brain function? no. …  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on grapes are bad? 0
User avatar #249 - Greevon (16 hours ago) [-]
That sounds useful in some ways, but not so great in others. It would save time and you'd feel better and be healthier, but at the same time there would come a point where you'd feel like eating is just taking a pill.
#204 - hold the **** up, mate; B12 does not come from meat. …  [+] (5 new replies) 19 hours ago on grapes are bad? 0
#208 - shadowvision (19 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough, I worded what I had said poorly to begin with. That's kinda how a joke works.

You are categorically wrong in your first statement. B12 does come from meat. It's not produced by animals, but it is in animals.

Animal products and by products are the best place to get b12.
www.healthaliciousness.com/articles/foods-high-in-vitamin-B12.php
Top 10 foods with b12, all but two are animal products.

As for my "Organic" vegan b12 statement, it could be argued that using bacteria, (I think it's yeast actually) isn't exactly vegan, given that it's alive.

I have done the research, it's not nonsense, it's opinion based in observation.
#219 - redstonealchemist (19 hours ago) [-]
well that's a damn lot more sensible that what i took from your comment.
i'm sorry for being so aggro earlier, i'm readjusting from an unrelated diet maintaining vegetarian ketosis is harder than maintaining veganism. long story short switching between glycolysis and ketosis is as hard to predict emotionally as a period, thank gok don't have to deal with that right now and i cannot express how sorry i am for over reacting
i know the animals better for B12 thing because it works under the same principal as mercury poisoning fishing water the bottom of the food chain aren't going to be affected as much as the top due to build-up , but due to the nature of bacteria, even yeast, they simple don't have a brain or nervous system that we can call sentient or sapient by any measure and treating them as alive would mean every time you washed your hands, you'd literally be worse than hitler.
i r8 you 8/8 m8 for your calm and collected response to my nerve-racked half-crazy fucked up hormones.
again sorry and thank you for being such a calm and kind person. i will try to be more conscious of my emotions and try to be more balanced. i'm generally not that bad.
GG
#223 - shadowvision (18 hours ago) [-]
No worries. I try to approach everything with that calm demeanor, probably because I'm emotionally calloused to the point that they are mostly deadened. Good luck with the Ketosis. Which I am now going to go look up.

Are the pictures of ShoeOnHead, or someone else?
#228 - redstonealchemist (18 hours ago) [-]
her name is boxxy but i can see how you'd think it was sh0e
#231 - shadowvision (18 hours ago) [-]
I'll have to look her up. Youtube?
#183 - i wouldn't say killing them. if they can safely digest the…  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on grapes are bad? 0
User avatar #205 - Greevon (19 hours ago) [-]
That's assuming all those points are met. Do you think the average herbivore has a brain large enough to handle that?
User avatar #207 - redstonealchemist (19 hours ago) [-]
is the average animal capable of that brain function? no.
is the average human? i wish.
personally i want to construct meal plans for myself where i collect my entire nutritional needs in one, separate them into three portions and then split those in half. 6 portions of exactly and perfectly equal meals. i call the concept "mini mega meals".
one day i want to have this skill refined to a point where i can mix and match portions consisting of different foods so i can eat any six mini meals fitting my design and if i have them made a few days in advance, then that leaves me time for shouting at people i don't agree with online.
User avatar #249 - Greevon (16 hours ago) [-]
That sounds useful in some ways, but not so great in others. It would save time and you'd feel better and be healthier, but at the same time there would come a point where you'd feel like eating is just taking a pill.
#43 - No. 23 hours ago on This post contains all guys. 0
#99 - fun facts: he chose to be alone, despite women literally t… 23 hours ago on Tesla +6
#41 - you know, you could have just looked it up yourself... three days ago.  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on This post contains all guys. 0
User avatar #42 - sonictheblueguy (23 hours ago) [-]
I must have the last word!! XD
#43 - redstonealchemist (23 hours ago) [-]
No.

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User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #23 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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