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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:10/19/2014
Location:my own mind
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Total Comments Made:2564
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#216 - man even from the grave you gotta bum me out alex 08/07/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker 0
#260 - i got bored with Skyrim in less than 20 minutes, and im obsess… 08/07/2013 on Amazing 0
#70 - now thats what i call a burn cause of the sun  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Fucking sun -3
#82 - thewisedane (08/07/2013) [-]
Hades be da best.
#76 - psyachu (08/07/2013) [-]
#29 - maybe 08/05/2013 on Dolphin +5
#27 - yea but he always has to catch up to gary  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Fake names +7
User avatar #30 - explore (08/03/2013) [-]
But he can never escape the girth...
#72 - death by snu-snu  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Fear of insects? +2
User avatar #80 - Bobbypants (08/02/2013) [-]
It's how we all want to go
#144 - it took me forever to realize the last one, i was even gunna p… 08/02/2013 on Short Horror Stories 0
#143 - its not a joke if its true 08/02/2013 on Short Horror Stories -2
#5 - scientific research  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Irony +19
#27 - yisumad (08/01/2013) [-]
#10 - sleepisfortheweak (08/01/2013) [-]
"Scientific research"
User avatar #6 - negerboll (08/01/2013) [-]
Well...



time for some science.
#21 - first thing i thought of, i love that movie, havent watched it… 07/29/2013 on When Toys uses military chips 0
#13 - or is it meaning one restroom for both genders 07/26/2013 on Boy, that escalated quickly 0
#39 - spiders are a delicacy in many countries  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on A Huge Nope Taking a Dip +1
User avatar #41 - ninjabadger (07/26/2013) [-]
A lot of things are delicacies in other countries (I'm looking at you, Asian countries) , some that can even kill you.
#15 - it really does, i would know 07/26/2013 on Redneck Engineering 0
#11 - HA no we're not  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2013 on stealth at its finest 0
User avatar #28 - enclavexremnant (07/26/2013) [-]
Actully i think the opposite, i think we are TO hard on sex crimes.
User avatar #12 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
according to what? heck in half the states an 18 year old having sex with his willing 17 year old girlfriend makes him a rapist and put him on the sex offender registry for life.

a huge number of "sex offenders" are like 13. If a middle school girl sends a middle school boy a naked picture, she gets charged with making child pornography and he gets charged with possession of child pornography. They will be felons and have to register for 10 years-life.
#16 - aceonfire (07/26/2013) [-]
my brother's 16 year old friend had a 17 year old gf. She sent him nudes 2 weeks before her 18th birthday, and the 16 year bf was convicted of child pornography for having the photos on his phone.
little bit of side info, it was his dad that turned him in. and now he is a registered sex offender for life.
User avatar #37 - mistafishy (07/27/2013) [-]
wait, how the hell did anyone find out?
#38 - aceonfire (07/27/2013) [-]
his dad called the cops on him. Twas fucked up.
User avatar #17 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
yep, god bless america.
#30 - mistafishy (07/26/2013) [-]
I think we should legalize Child Pornography...

those youngsters need to get all that angst off of their chests somehow...

I'm thinking 12 and up...
User avatar #35 - misticalz (07/27/2013) [-]
No
#8 - its a toss up with the american judicial system, and if you ha…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/26/2013 on stealth at its finest 0
User avatar #9 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
we are very very hard on sex crimes.
User avatar #11 - redneckhokage (07/26/2013) [-]
HA no we're not
User avatar #28 - enclavexremnant (07/26/2013) [-]
Actully i think the opposite, i think we are TO hard on sex crimes.
User avatar #12 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
according to what? heck in half the states an 18 year old having sex with his willing 17 year old girlfriend makes him a rapist and put him on the sex offender registry for life.

a huge number of "sex offenders" are like 13. If a middle school girl sends a middle school boy a naked picture, she gets charged with making child pornography and he gets charged with possession of child pornography. They will be felons and have to register for 10 years-life.
#16 - aceonfire (07/26/2013) [-]
my brother's 16 year old friend had a 17 year old gf. She sent him nudes 2 weeks before her 18th birthday, and the 16 year bf was convicted of child pornography for having the photos on his phone.
little bit of side info, it was his dad that turned him in. and now he is a registered sex offender for life.
User avatar #37 - mistafishy (07/27/2013) [-]
wait, how the hell did anyone find out?
#38 - aceonfire (07/27/2013) [-]
his dad called the cops on him. Twas fucked up.
User avatar #17 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
yep, god bless america.
#30 - mistafishy (07/26/2013) [-]
I think we should legalize Child Pornography...

those youngsters need to get all that angst off of their chests somehow...

I'm thinking 12 and up...
User avatar #35 - misticalz (07/27/2013) [-]
No
#10 - akrakorn (07/26/2013) [-]
Heh, me too.
#6 - so then since the cop lied to get him there thats entrapment w…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/26/2013 on stealth at its finest +3
User avatar #7 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure if you bang a 12 yo they are going to find a way to convict you regardless of entrapment.
User avatar #8 - redneckhokage (07/26/2013) [-]
its a toss up with the american judicial system, and if you had a good enough lawyer they could get away with it easily under those circumstances
User avatar #9 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
we are very very hard on sex crimes.
User avatar #11 - redneckhokage (07/26/2013) [-]
HA no we're not
User avatar #28 - enclavexremnant (07/26/2013) [-]
Actully i think the opposite, i think we are TO hard on sex crimes.
User avatar #12 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
according to what? heck in half the states an 18 year old having sex with his willing 17 year old girlfriend makes him a rapist and put him on the sex offender registry for life.

a huge number of "sex offenders" are like 13. If a middle school girl sends a middle school boy a naked picture, she gets charged with making child pornography and he gets charged with possession of child pornography. They will be felons and have to register for 10 years-life.
#16 - aceonfire (07/26/2013) [-]
my brother's 16 year old friend had a 17 year old gf. She sent him nudes 2 weeks before her 18th birthday, and the 16 year bf was convicted of child pornography for having the photos on his phone.
little bit of side info, it was his dad that turned him in. and now he is a registered sex offender for life.
User avatar #37 - mistafishy (07/27/2013) [-]
wait, how the hell did anyone find out?
#38 - aceonfire (07/27/2013) [-]
his dad called the cops on him. Twas fucked up.
User avatar #17 - sanguinesolitude (07/26/2013) [-]
yep, god bless america.
#30 - mistafishy (07/26/2013) [-]
I think we should legalize Child Pornography...

those youngsters need to get all that angst off of their chests somehow...

I'm thinking 12 and up...
User avatar #35 - misticalz (07/27/2013) [-]
No
#10 - akrakorn (07/26/2013) [-]
Heh, me too.
#84 - used to work on a horse farm, i can confirm this 07/26/2013 on Cleanse the Earth +2
#19 - there was a tard in my school that had a bad habit of *… 07/23/2013 on Only on 4chan +1
#56 - so now its just useless and annoying 07/23/2013 on Poor dogs 0
#11 - she puts butter in everything 07/22/2013 on I cant believe its not 0
#3 - ivve never really understood the whole daylight savings time concept  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Poor dogs 0
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2013) [-]
[url deleted] . com/watch?v=84aWtseb2-4
User avatar #8 - nimba (07/22/2013) [-]
Clocks go back an hour in summer to make the most of earlier sunrises.
Clocks go forward an hour in winter so that it isn't so dark in the morning.
For when most jobs were manual, so relied upon hours of light.
User avatar #56 - redneckhokage (07/23/2013) [-]
so now its just useless and annoying
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2013) [-]
it used to serve a purpose but it really doesn't anymore
#17 - most girls do 07/22/2013 on Just my Pittbull dressed as... -1
#88 - im going to MonsterCon this weekend, cosplaying joker 07/22/2013 on comic con 2013 cosplay 0
#13 - someone tell me what am i missing on, i dont looks at pronz anymore  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2013 on NSFW content lasts 7 days? 0
User avatar #15 - navadae (07/20/2013) [-]
the porn in the FJ NSFW section lasts for a week now...
it used to only last for a day
User avatar #18 - flybager (07/20/2013) [-]
I thought it only lasted for 12 hours?
User avatar #19 - navadae (07/20/2013) [-]
i think it was 12, then 24, now 7 days
User avatar #20 - flybager (07/20/2013) [-]
Sweet.
#87 - need more wallpaper sizes pics 07/20/2013 on i like tennis now... 0
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#19 - kaycie (09/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #20 to #19 - redneckhokage (09/12/2013) [-]
dammit ground always getting all the good stuff. thanks kaycie
User avatar #16 - kaycie (08/11/2013) [-]
omg I wished you a happy birthday before!
User avatar #18 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
also check your inbox
User avatar #17 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
yeah we've been friends on here for a while
#12 - kaycie (09/11/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
User avatar #13 to #12 - redneckhokage (09/13/2012) [-]
thank you! that .gif is hilarious
User avatar #9 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
heyt man. it says i cant edit the description in the comic after 30 minutes. ill just take it down if you want
User avatar #10 to #9 - redneckhokage (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks but you can leave it up, i wasnt really mad at you, just that mine got negative thumbs
User avatar #11 to #10 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #8 - djponee (09/13/2011) [-]
**djponee rolled user ZzeromindzZ**
#7 - YABRUHBRUH (06/28/2011) [-]
You gotta purty mouth boiiiii.
User avatar #6 - Bunnar (06/03/2011) [-]
Hey about the facebook thing. its English (pirate) when u select
#3 - animalsfather (09/08/2010) [-]
I heard u leik black peoplez.
User avatar #4 to #3 - redneckhokage (09/08/2010) [-]
>.>
<.<
who told you
#1 - Anonymousplz (08/28/2010) [-]
Your comment virginity is now mine so SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL LIKE A PIG BOY!
User avatar #2 to #1 - redneckhokage (08/28/2010) [-]
WHY , OH GOD, WHHHHHYYYYYY
User avatar #5 to #2 - xxbillygoatxx (10/13/2010) [-]
room for 1 more? XD
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