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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:11/06/2013
Location:my own mind
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#20 - so their penis comes out of their face?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2013 on FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL 0
#21 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #22 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
time to rule34 this shit
#18 - so they do it backwards?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2013 on FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL 0
#19 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Some cars have a tow hook mounted to the front
User avatar #20 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
so their penis comes out of their face?
#21 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #22 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
time to rule34 this shit
#16 - better yet, how are new cars made  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2013 on FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL 0
#17 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Exhaust pipe is a cargina. Tow hook is a penis
User avatar #18 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
so they do it backwards?
#19 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Some cars have a tow hook mounted to the front
User avatar #20 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
so their penis comes out of their face?
#21 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #22 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
time to rule34 this shit
#15 - dude. . woah 08/16/2013 on FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL +10
#72 - its not, i prefer girls whiter than milk 08/16/2013 on Born to be white -1
#531 - good god what is that ******** doing, that is not… 08/16/2013 on Captioning FJrs 0
#33 - Picture 08/15/2013 on fabulous +14
#31 - ive never watched or read hp so im just gunna go ahead and ass… 08/15/2013 on mmmm emma waston 0
#33 - such a great show, but good god i hate peggy, i tell ya what  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on King of the Comeback +8
User avatar #43 - ivoryhammer (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I hate the same problem with KoTH as the Simpsons, like the main character but hate the family.
#132 - i was just backing you up, i could of worded that better 08/15/2013 on POW! -1
#71 - they have actual, but it was hunting in the technical sense of… 08/15/2013 on POW! 0
#70 - thats simply eliminating an infestation, like spraying roaches…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2013 on POW! -1
User avatar #74 - PVTDickStryker (08/15/2013) [-]
I.....know......Thats why I said people who hunt them are helping.....what Im saying is along this line; Should you feel like master hunter Orion himself after using size 14 spiked cleats to kill a roach?
User avatar #132 - redneckhokage (08/15/2013) [-]
i was just backing you up, i could of worded that better
#147 - i havent seen this movie in so long i dont remember any of it 08/14/2013 on Iron Giant +2
#135 - ooh ***** 08/14/2013 on Found Phanacts Bike 0
#12 - theres 2 guys back there 08/14/2013 on I pity the Lonely 0
#47 - its cool, you were right though, just never go to the Internat… 08/14/2013 on Fuck real life 0
#19 - as a former walmart minion, this i can say is most likely true 08/14/2013 on How to spend saturday night +1
#43 - exactly, also dont do what i did and drop out, even though i w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Fuck real life 0
User avatar #44 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to make that "art" comment personal.
I'm currently trying to talk my friend out of graphic design.
User avatar #47 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
its cool, you were right though, just never go to the International Academy for Design and Technology, they care more about your money than a good education and have way to many wasted classes outside of what your there to learn about
#38 - hey if someone breaks you down before you encounter college, t…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Fuck real life 0
User avatar #40 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
you know your shit. From now on I'll expect the worst out of everything and everything will be a pleasant surprise
#45 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
You only need to really worry about O-Chem, half of the chem majors drop after that bitch
User avatar #43 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
exactly, also dont do what i did and drop out, even though i was one going for a shitty art degree, though it was for video games, didnt realizes the uselessness until i was half way through
User avatar #44 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to make that "art" comment personal.
I'm currently trying to talk my friend out of graphic design.
User avatar #47 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
its cool, you were right though, just never go to the International Academy for Design and Technology, they care more about your money than a good education and have way to many wasted classes outside of what your there to learn about
#35 - i dont know much about that but it sounds like it will fall un…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Fuck real life 0
User avatar #36 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
It's in high demand and is very flexible when it comes to job opportunities. Also it's one of the highest paid engineering majors.
It's one of the hardest to earn too, but that's my problem only for the next four years.
Let me be optimistic
User avatar #38 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
hey if someone breaks you down before you encounter college, then all the good stuff will seem even better
User avatar #40 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
you know your shit. From now on I'll expect the worst out of everything and everything will be a pleasant surprise
#45 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
You only need to really worry about O-Chem, half of the chem majors drop after that bitch
User avatar #43 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
exactly, also dont do what i did and drop out, even though i was one going for a shitty art degree, though it was for video games, didnt realizes the uselessness until i was half way through
User avatar #44 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to make that "art" comment personal.
I'm currently trying to talk my friend out of graphic design.
User avatar #47 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
its cool, you were right though, just never go to the International Academy for Design and Technology, they care more about your money than a good education and have way to many wasted classes outside of what your there to learn about
#46 - well it wasnt like i was about to go ********** o… 08/14/2013 on Morbid Museum +2
#33 - oh and dont forget about spending your life paying back all th…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Fuck real life 0
User avatar #34 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm doing chemical engineering, not English or Art or some shit like that.
User avatar #35 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
i dont know much about that but it sounds like it will fall under the may category
User avatar #36 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
It's in high demand and is very flexible when it comes to job opportunities. Also it's one of the highest paid engineering majors.
It's one of the hardest to earn too, but that's my problem only for the next four years.
Let me be optimistic
User avatar #38 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
hey if someone breaks you down before you encounter college, then all the good stuff will seem even better
User avatar #40 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
you know your shit. From now on I'll expect the worst out of everything and everything will be a pleasant surprise
#45 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
You only need to really worry about O-Chem, half of the chem majors drop after that bitch
User avatar #43 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
exactly, also dont do what i did and drop out, even though i was one going for a shitty art degree, though it was for video games, didnt realizes the uselessness until i was half way through
User avatar #44 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to make that "art" comment personal.
I'm currently trying to talk my friend out of graphic design.
User avatar #47 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
its cool, you were right though, just never go to the International Academy for Design and Technology, they care more about your money than a good education and have way to many wasted classes outside of what your there to learn about
#30 - its all true  [+] (11 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Fuck real life 0
User avatar #32 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
Thanks bro, I feel better now :')
User avatar #33 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
oh and dont forget about spending your life paying back all that money for an "education" that may or may not work out for you
User avatar #34 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm doing chemical engineering, not English or Art or some shit like that.
User avatar #35 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
i dont know much about that but it sounds like it will fall under the may category
User avatar #36 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
It's in high demand and is very flexible when it comes to job opportunities. Also it's one of the highest paid engineering majors.
It's one of the hardest to earn too, but that's my problem only for the next four years.
Let me be optimistic
User avatar #38 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
hey if someone breaks you down before you encounter college, then all the good stuff will seem even better
User avatar #40 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
you know your shit. From now on I'll expect the worst out of everything and everything will be a pleasant surprise
#45 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
You only need to really worry about O-Chem, half of the chem majors drop after that bitch
User avatar #43 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
exactly, also dont do what i did and drop out, even though i was one going for a shitty art degree, though it was for video games, didnt realizes the uselessness until i was half way through
User avatar #44 - yojo (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to make that "art" comment personal.
I'm currently trying to talk my friend out of graphic design.
User avatar #47 - redneckhokage (08/14/2013) [-]
its cool, you were right though, just never go to the International Academy for Design and Technology, they care more about your money than a good education and have way to many wasted classes outside of what your there to learn about
#59 - as an animetard i couldnt agree with you more 08/14/2013 on Eren Jägermeister -2
#8 - I'd trade my weed for a dinosaur skull. turn the skull into a …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Wut +12
#9 - ghostofgemini (08/13/2013) [-]
He gets it.
#15 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (08/13/2013) [-]
went to an alligator farm or whatever the hell its called and when we left me and my brother got a couple alligator skulls as souvenirs. had shop class and after a few changes and holes made and holes closed up i ended up building a bowl out of its skull 1 eye being the carb the the nostrils being the mouth piece and the area where the brain was meant to be was where the water goes oh and the other eye was where the weed went. sadly lost it in a series of moves and have never seen it since. been 3 years now
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#19 - kaycie (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - redneckhokage (09/12/2013) [-]
dammit ground always getting all the good stuff. thanks kaycie
User avatar #16 - kaycie (08/11/2013) [-]
omg I wished you a happy birthday before!
User avatar #18 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
also check your inbox
User avatar #17 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
yeah we've been friends on here for a while
#12 - kaycie (09/11/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
User avatar #13 to #12 - redneckhokage (09/13/2012) [-]
thank you! that .gif is hilarious
User avatar #9 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
heyt man. it says i cant edit the description in the comic after 30 minutes. ill just take it down if you want
User avatar #10 to #9 - redneckhokage (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks but you can leave it up, i wasnt really mad at you, just that mine got negative thumbs
User avatar #11 to #10 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #8 - djponee (09/13/2011) [-]
**djponee rolled user ZzeromindzZ**
#7 - YABRUHBRUH (06/28/2011) [-]
You gotta purty mouth boiiiii.
User avatar #6 - Bunnar (06/03/2011) [-]
Hey about the facebook thing. its English (pirate) when u select
#3 - animalsfather (09/08/2010) [-]
I heard u leik black peoplez.
User avatar #4 to #3 - redneckhokage (09/08/2010) [-]
>.>
<.<
who told you
#1 - Anonymousplz (08/28/2010) [-]
Your comment virginity is now mine so SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL LIKE A PIG BOY!
User avatar #2 to #1 - redneckhokage (08/28/2010) [-]
WHY , OH GOD, WHHHHHYYYYYY
User avatar #5 to #2 - xxbillygoatxx (10/13/2010) [-]
room for 1 more? XD
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