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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:11/06/2013
Location:my own mind
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Subscribers:8
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#28 - no point, just getting facts straight.. 09/20/2013 on Coming to the races? 0
#22 - didnt he come out of the closet though  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Coming to the races? 0
User avatar #24 - KayRed (09/20/2013) [-]
Your point?
User avatar #28 - redneckhokage (09/20/2013) [-]
no point, just getting facts straight..
#23 - i lived in saint cloud for 10 years, when i moved there it was… 09/20/2013 on Guac Croc 0
#229 - sorry to here that bro 09/20/2013 on Take A Second To Pay Your... 0
#65 - what country? 09/18/2013 on Wendy 0
#116 - Comment deleted 09/18/2013 on GET OUT! 0
#45 - according to the Bible if you see Gods face 09/17/2013 on (untitled) +6
#8 - does anyone else see the face right after it hits? 09/16/2013 on Mercury Filled Balloon 0
#19 - i get what your saying 09/15/2013 on Below The Belt 0
#17 - i get what youre saying, but still not always true. there is o…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Below The Belt 0
#18 - adu (09/15/2013) [-]
I will admit that there are rare exceptions, but I tend to just follow this flow chart.

Seriously though, if they want dicks, they can find millions on the internet. If they want yours in specific, they can come and visit it personally, that way they'll want it even more.
User avatar #22 - holycrapimacupcake (09/15/2013) [-]
Look at it this way, my fiance is in school over in Arizona, this helps keep things fresh.
User avatar #19 - redneckhokage (09/15/2013) [-]
i get what your saying
#14 - no, just as much as guys find beauty in the female body and sp…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Below The Belt 0
User avatar #16 - adu (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm talking a straight up picture of your dick, not a picture of yourself naked. I don't want to see a picture of JUST a girl's vag under any circumstances, because without the rest of the woman to go with it it just looks bizarre and out of place, and there's no telling where it came from.
User avatar #17 - redneckhokage (09/15/2013) [-]
i get what youre saying, but still not always true. there is obviously a time and place for every pic though. i personally like looking at just vagina pics if i have seen the girl in person or other pics of her. girls are the same and contrary to popular belief are just as horny as guys are so some like looking at just dicks at thinking of what youre going to do to them with it
#18 - adu (09/15/2013) [-]
I will admit that there are rare exceptions, but I tend to just follow this flow chart.

Seriously though, if they want dicks, they can find millions on the internet. If they want yours in specific, they can come and visit it personally, that way they'll want it even more.
User avatar #22 - holycrapimacupcake (09/15/2013) [-]
Look at it this way, my fiance is in school over in Arizona, this helps keep things fresh.
User avatar #19 - redneckhokage (09/15/2013) [-]
i get what your saying
#12 - not always true, i know plenty of ***** girls tha…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Below The Belt 0
User avatar #13 - adu (09/15/2013) [-]
You mean you know plenty of sluts that like to have porn of their friends.
User avatar #14 - redneckhokage (09/15/2013) [-]
no, just as much as guys find beauty in the female body and specific parts, then why cant it be the other way around
User avatar #16 - adu (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm talking a straight up picture of your dick, not a picture of yourself naked. I don't want to see a picture of JUST a girl's vag under any circumstances, because without the rest of the woman to go with it it just looks bizarre and out of place, and there's no telling where it came from.
User avatar #17 - redneckhokage (09/15/2013) [-]
i get what youre saying, but still not always true. there is obviously a time and place for every pic though. i personally like looking at just vagina pics if i have seen the girl in person or other pics of her. girls are the same and contrary to popular belief are just as horny as guys are so some like looking at just dicks at thinking of what youre going to do to them with it
#18 - adu (09/15/2013) [-]
I will admit that there are rare exceptions, but I tend to just follow this flow chart.

Seriously though, if they want dicks, they can find millions on the internet. If they want yours in specific, they can come and visit it personally, that way they'll want it even more.
User avatar #22 - holycrapimacupcake (09/15/2013) [-]
Look at it this way, my fiance is in school over in Arizona, this helps keep things fresh.
User avatar #19 - redneckhokage (09/15/2013) [-]
i get what your saying
#26 - universal space font? 09/15/2013 on If Gym Clothes Were Honest. +4
#42 - so did you find any videos? 09/15/2013 on Why would u do that...? +1
#1 - Comment deleted 09/15/2013 on Many Faces of Joker 0
#89 - no account needed, i used that site to watch a lot of *…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Ygritte 0
User avatar #90 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
Sweet.
#87 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Ygritte 0
User avatar #88 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
Thank you. I don't have to make an account, do I? I was on that site once trying to watch a show, and I had to make an account, so I left.
User avatar #89 - redneckhokage (09/14/2013) [-]
no account needed, i used that site to watch a lot of shit i dont have cable for, and as far as i know, nothing is edited
User avatar #90 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
Sweet.
#13 - "gently flick his nut" my god man, you have to cares…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2013 on Awesome game +1
User avatar #14 - enemyoftrn (09/13/2013) [-]
Nah, too much time and trouble. The guy was struggling, 4 of us need to hold him down, there's no time to caress a holy ball.

Then came the nun. With them, well, we waited until we can be sure we have condoms...
#11 - played nut tap, scream "NUT TAP!" and punch friend i…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Awesome game +7
User avatar #12 - enemyoftrn (09/13/2013) [-]
Huh, I played a slight variant of that. Its called; Holy Nut Tap.
What we do is, we go into the local church(its hard to find in a Muslim country), find the minister, shadow him for a few minute unseen, when he go into the toilet, all five of us would barge into the loo, and repeatedly and gently flick his nut. He didn't dare touch the local choir boy again after that.
User avatar #13 - redneckhokage (09/13/2013) [-]
"gently flick his nut" my god man, you have to caress them first
User avatar #14 - enemyoftrn (09/13/2013) [-]
Nah, too much time and trouble. The guy was struggling, 4 of us need to hold him down, there's no time to caress a holy ball.

Then came the nun. With them, well, we waited until we can be sure we have condoms...
#45 - LOL XD 09/13/2013 on Whoes line Comp +3
#133 - goth, but sure why not 09/13/2013 on the best Jessica Rabbit... 0
#99 - HQ you say? how about me and my girlfriend  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2013 on the best Jessica Rabbit... +3
User avatar #126 - zarcos (09/12/2013) [-]
emo joker?
User avatar #177 - blackrookfiend (09/13/2013) [-]
Go watch Young Justice.
User avatar #194 - zarcos (09/13/2013) [-]
The joker isnt emo in YJ
User avatar #133 - redneckhokage (09/13/2013) [-]
goth, but sure why not
#20 - dammit ground always getting all the good stuff. thanks kaycie 09/12/2013 on redneckhokage's profile 0
#56 - and Conan o brian 09/10/2013 on Bruce Lee FACTs +1
#61 - and high intrigued 09/08/2013 on Predator +15
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#19 - kaycie (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - redneckhokage (09/12/2013) [-]
dammit ground always getting all the good stuff. thanks kaycie
User avatar #16 - kaycie (08/11/2013) [-]
omg I wished you a happy birthday before!
User avatar #18 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
also check your inbox
User avatar #17 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
yeah we've been friends on here for a while
#12 - kaycie (09/11/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
User avatar #13 to #12 - redneckhokage (09/13/2012) [-]
thank you! that .gif is hilarious
User avatar #9 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
heyt man. it says i cant edit the description in the comic after 30 minutes. ill just take it down if you want
User avatar #10 to #9 - redneckhokage (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks but you can leave it up, i wasnt really mad at you, just that mine got negative thumbs
User avatar #11 to #10 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #8 - djponee (09/13/2011) [-]
**djponee rolled user ZzeromindzZ**
#7 - YABRUHBRUH (06/28/2011) [-]
You gotta purty mouth boiiiii.
User avatar #6 - Bunnar ONLINE (06/03/2011) [-]
Hey about the facebook thing. its English (pirate) when u select
#3 - animalsfather (09/08/2010) [-]
I heard u leik black peoplez.
User avatar #4 to #3 - redneckhokage (09/08/2010) [-]
>.>
<.<
who told you
#1 - Anonymousplz (08/28/2010) [-]
Your comment virginity is now mine so SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL LIKE A PIG BOY!
User avatar #2 to #1 - redneckhokage (08/28/2010) [-]
WHY , OH GOD, WHHHHHYYYYYY
User avatar #5 to #2 - xxbillygoatxx (10/13/2010) [-]
room for 1 more? XD
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