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redneckhokage    

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:11/06/2013
Location:my own mind
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Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:8
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Times Content Favorited:558 times
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#161 - matthewboss has not once been mentioned. . oh wait. .  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH... +1
#163 - matthewboss (02/10/2013) [-]
4 times now, i now know how it feels to be famous
#59 - oh god that picture, the feels 02/10/2013 on I was not aware of that +1
#12 - you have it on wumbo  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2013 on When someone says ''food'' +45
User avatar #15 - phuckinthingsucks (02/10/2013) [-]
on what now?
User avatar #17 - gayboard (02/10/2013) [-]
You know, I wumbo, you wubo, he she me, wumbo? Wumbo, wumboing, wumbology - the study of wumbo?
#49 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
It's the study of wumbology...
User avatar #19 - JRMellott (02/10/2013) [-]
So your saying hes a wumbologist
User avatar #52 - Wumbologist (02/10/2013) [-]
No, I am.
User avatar #16 - guitarmanforever (02/10/2013) [-]
Are you using a widescreen monitor?
#63 - do not disgrace the darkside, we dont want him 02/10/2013 on Obama Strikes Back +4
#107 - as an unfortunate walmart employ i can confirm there is an aisle 13 02/10/2013 on Dramatic 0
#31 - as awesome as ichigo is, his shunpo isnt as fast as minotos tr… 02/10/2013 on truely the fastest 0
#378 - found the hermaphodite 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... +1
#64 - the WBC is the exception 02/08/2013 on In a better world.... +3
#44 - what movie is this  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2013 on boobs -2
User avatar #48 - capslockrage (02/08/2013) [-]
Dunno, but the guy looks like mickey rourke
User avatar #57 - jjamesgordon (02/08/2013) [-]
It's actually Antonio Banderas.
#70 - fuddrucker (02/08/2013) [-]
You mean Antonio Ban-BareAss
User avatar #51 - defender (02/08/2013) [-]
its her in the movie DESPERADO
User avatar #47 - defender (02/08/2013) [-]
according to my sources its DESPERADO
#115 - im sure thats a man  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Double standards -3
User avatar #116 - thirteenthdoctor (02/08/2013) [-]
Just assume it has a vagina.
#113 - true it does depend on her looks, oh well, ill go down with my… 02/08/2013 on Double standards 0
#105 - because what man would say "OH NO STOP HAVING SEX WITH ME"  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Double standards -12
User avatar #120 - bokkos (02/08/2013) [-]
ENOUGH WITH MALE RAPE INVOLVING SEXY WOMEN. Hear about that land whale of a bitch who held to men at gunpoint and demanded they eat her out?! I'm fairly sure she had a fucking neckbeard going on, on top of a rancid sweaty body. Yeah, does that seem hot to you? You want that fat bitch who thought she was so hot in high school threatening you to plunge your face into her clam-pit? Under pain of death?

I need to lie down
#112 - thirteenthdoctor (02/08/2013) [-]
What if this was fucking you?
User avatar #115 - redneckhokage (02/08/2013) [-]
im sure thats a man
User avatar #116 - thirteenthdoctor (02/08/2013) [-]
Just assume it has a vagina.
User avatar #110 - thesovereigngrave (02/08/2013) [-]
Quite a lot actually.
#109 - anonymous (02/08/2013) [-]
>fat and/or ugly strong women do not exist.
Remember that story about the russian lady who used a robber as a sex slave for a week? Everyone called her a hero. If the shop owner had been a man, and the robber female, it would have been a horrible situation and the "hero" is suddenly a monster.
User avatar #207 - timmywankenobi (02/08/2013) [-]
I remember I lost pretty much all respect for the feminist movement that day the day I saw thousands of women cheering her as a hero.
User avatar #113 - redneckhokage (02/08/2013) [-]
true it does depend on her looks, oh well, ill go down with my red thumbs
#1650 - **redneckhokage rolled a random image posted in comment #69 … 02/06/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever +1
#29 - more like "she has a penis?!" 02/06/2013 on My childhood has died +5
#29 - log in and say it like a man 02/06/2013 on All My Feels 0
#217 - yea what he said, Road to Eldorado 02/06/2013 on Do a barrel roll 0
#40 - he opened his parachute and survived 02/05/2013 on Do a barrel roll 0
#39 - no  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Do a barrel roll 0
User avatar #117 - ilovel (02/05/2013) [-]
I like your avatar.
User avatar #66 - gorillabutts (02/05/2013) [-]
Dude the movie your avatar is from. What is it? I just can't remember the name :(
User avatar #217 - redneckhokage (02/06/2013) [-]
yea what he said, Road to Eldorado
User avatar #68 - theqsk (02/05/2013) [-]
road to elderado or something like that.
User avatar #67 - jldragon (02/05/2013) [-]
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#96 - youre a pussy  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Rest In Peace, Read... 0
User avatar #124 - scorcho (02/04/2013) [-]
your name says it all.
#36 - >.45 >"no penetration" >waht? 02/02/2013 on .45 +1
#168 - because Star Wars and Star Trek has a whole different world of… 02/02/2013 on Star Wars 0
#171 - and this is why i have the damn flu, screw you nc weather 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
#23 - Demon Hunter For Today Devil wears Prada As i Lay …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Metal +3
User avatar #63 - anonywolftroll (01/30/2013) [-]
I love you for naming As I Lay Dying
(I don't care what people think, I fucking love them)
User avatar #70 - watermelonkittie (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm really digging their song "condemned" Could you give me more songs of them with that style/feel?
User avatar #74 - anonywolftroll (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, idk what kind of "feel" fou mean, but songs from them with the same style are probably: Wasted words, comfort betrays, confined, within destruction, (you could check out all songs from The Powerless Rise, which condemned is from, because each album has teir own sound to it, so that should work), through struggle, defender, wrath upon ourselves (not really the same style, but one of my absolute favorite songs), empty hearts.
User avatar #76 - watermelonkittie (01/31/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I will definately check em out
User avatar #77 - anonywolftroll (01/31/2013) [-]
\m/ stay metal, man. (btw, if you like aild, youalso might check out Caliban, Parkwa drive and Killswitch Engage, they're all in the same genre/league)
User avatar #79 - watermelonkittie (01/31/2013) [-]
Never really liked Killswitch Engage much. Never really digged it.
User avatar #82 - anonywolftroll (01/31/2013) [-]
oh okay, fine by me.
User avatar #61 - uhidk (01/30/2013) [-]
and they all suck. coincidence?
User avatar #59 - vegglampe (01/30/2013) [-]
7 Horns 7 Eyes is possibly some of the best bands to release a CD last year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG9eyTDS83c
#38 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
Eternal Decision, christian Thrash Metal band. The singer sounds exactly like old school James Hetfield from Metallica
User avatar #52 - gunslayer (01/30/2013) [-]
WTF? Christian thrash? Why do christians want to interpret every single fucking musical genre in existience? What the hell does chrstian Thraash even TALK about?

So we mosh with the wrath of god? Or what the fuck? Because seriously, I can't picture it.
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#18 - oh god that face, so cute  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Awkward. (see description) +6
User avatar #26 - Necrophelia (01/30/2013) [-]
i know, i love brad pitt <3
#5 - hmm never thought of that 01/29/2013 on Squids day off 0
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#19 - kaycie (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - redneckhokage (09/12/2013) [-]
dammit ground always getting all the good stuff. thanks kaycie
User avatar #16 - kaycie (08/11/2013) [-]
omg I wished you a happy birthday before!
User avatar #18 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
also check your inbox
User avatar #17 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
yeah we've been friends on here for a while
#12 - kaycie (09/11/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
User avatar #13 to #12 - redneckhokage (09/13/2012) [-]
thank you! that .gif is hilarious
User avatar #9 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
heyt man. it says i cant edit the description in the comic after 30 minutes. ill just take it down if you want
User avatar #10 to #9 - redneckhokage (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks but you can leave it up, i wasnt really mad at you, just that mine got negative thumbs
User avatar #11 to #10 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #8 - djponee (09/13/2011) [-]
**djponee rolled user ZzeromindzZ**
#7 - YABRUHBRUH (06/28/2011) [-]
You gotta purty mouth boiiiii.
User avatar #6 - Bunnar (06/03/2011) [-]
Hey about the facebook thing. its English (pirate) when u select
#3 - animalsfather (09/08/2010) [-]
I heard u leik black peoplez.
User avatar #4 to #3 - redneckhokage (09/08/2010) [-]
>.>
<.<
who told you
#1 - Anonymousplz (08/28/2010) [-]
Your comment virginity is now mine so SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL LIKE A PIG BOY!
User avatar #2 to #1 - redneckhokage (08/28/2010) [-]
WHY , OH GOD, WHHHHHYYYYYY
User avatar #5 to #2 - xxbillygoatxx (10/13/2010) [-]
room for 1 more? XD
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