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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:1/20/2015
Location:my own mind
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8453 total,  10391 ,  1938
Comment Thumbs: 6339 total,  8046 ,  1707
Content Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
Content Views:333225
Times Content Favorited:557 times
Total Comments Made:2564
FJ Points:15117

latest user's comments

#10 - what are you a pussy, you call them nothing and instead have s… 06/14/2013 on Shit +1
#29 - *GARDEVOIR used SWALLOW* 06/14/2013 on Epic Pokemon Battle +5
#216 - dont be to harsh, youll need that hand for writing 06/14/2013 on MFW the gif loops perfectly +4
#31 - i was going to be a gynecologist but was afraid of tunnel vision 06/14/2013 on Va-genius +1
#178 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on I...I...I don't even- 0
#180 - defender (06/13/2013) [-]
its so glorious
#77 - im in a bowling league and just realized tonight theres a team…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on Rock +3
User avatar #86 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/13/2013) [-]
I can't bowl without the bumpers
#153 - hell i didnt even hear about the hipster outbreak till last year 06/13/2013 on Shoes 0
#131 - log in and say it like a man 06/12/2013 on good guy government 0
#121 - i have a 360 but that doesnt help due to the fact that i want … 06/12/2013 on Xbone 0
#100 - same here, i had to save up for a while for mine 06/12/2013 on Xbone +1
#40 - my point was that i want to play offline, i only play offline,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Xbone +2
#59 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
So the Xbox One isn't the console for you. Does that mean that it's a hellspawn demon just because it doesn't cater to your every whim?

I don't need tampons because I'm a dude. I'm not bashing Kotex on the internet because I can't use their product.
#37 - then lucky them i guess 06/12/2013 on Xbone +2
#33 - yea well what if youre poor and cant afford online and only ha…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Xbone +3
#116 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
well that sucks, PS4 also has monthly subscription fee for online...

looks like Wii U will finally make some sales again.
User avatar #112 - dayasalion (06/12/2013) [-]
Then buy an Xbox 360 you nigger. Obviously Microsoft and publishers will still be supporting the 360 since they released an updated version of it. Plus I hear it will be receiving the updated UI that comes with the XB1 as well.
User avatar #121 - redneckhokage (06/12/2013) [-]
i have a 360 but that doesnt help due to the fact that i want to play Halo 5 and 6 and Star Wars Battlefront but its only for the Xboner
#57 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
Yes, because someone who can't even afford an internet connection is going to buy a $400 PS4.
User avatar #46 - mrbuu (06/12/2013) [-]
2013 if you can't afford wifi you can't afford the system anyways. That is what i don't understand why people bitch about the internet required. if you don't have wifi in 2013 move the fuck out of korea.
User avatar #77 - ImStillAnAnon (06/12/2013) [-]
Its called SAVING UP. Like i did. Took me a whole fucking year to save up for my 360. but i finally got it. And i barely got internet. and i had my xbox for 3 years now. Imagine if it was the xboxone. I wouldnt be able to use it for 3 years. Not everyone is wealthy.
User avatar #124 - mrbuu (06/12/2013) [-]
if you got a computer you got internet. the xbox 360 and i bet the xbone comes with a Ethernet cord to connect it dirrectly to the router/modem for internet access. and i bet the xbone will come with wireless so you don't need the 100$ wireless adapter. so all you need is a router to make wifi. if you can afford the xbone you can afford a router. and since you are on the internet. i will guess you got internet.
User avatar #125 - ImStillAnAnon (06/13/2013) [-]
are you that dense or in denial?
A FAMILY PC is does not come included with internet man. Yeah at one time we had internet, but then because we are NOT WEALTHY LIKE YOU, we had to cancel it. we canceled our cable. Canceled everything BUT cellphones which was a prepaid.
Now imagine having the xboxone for 3 years with no internet. All i did was play offline or multiplayer split screen. I borrowed games from my cousins and friends. Now imagine doing that with the xboxone for 3 years. YOU CANT. There are people in similar situations. Stop being a rich insensitive prick.
User avatar #127 - mrbuu (06/13/2013) [-]
fuck dude if having internet is rich to you. i might want to inform you i have running water and i take showers with clean water. i know having basic shit in a 400$ month rent spit with 3 people that comes with all that and internet just makes me a multi-billionair.
User avatar #126 - mrbuu (06/13/2013) [-]
how are you on the internet right now and a family on minimum wage could afford internet where the fuck you live where internet and cable duo is only 80 a month or even less. and dude if you can afford a computer you should be able to afford internet. its 2013 you can steal wifi from your neighbors. where the fuck you living where this conecpt of internet is a magical invention of a elder dragon called ishta
User avatar #128 - ImStillAnAnon (06/13/2013) [-]
holy shit dude are you that dense? let me explain more SLOWLY.
years ago, my mom got a divorced. She raised us, 3 brothers. She fucking made 8.25 the hour. My dad gave us that old family computer. Idk how old you are but its fucking hard supporting yourself with just 8.25. imagine raising 3 kids, plus paying for school, plus buying clothes and food books

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Not everyone lives a carefree life like you. There are A LOT of families like mine. Yeah now we are more stable. I can now afford internet. THATS HOW IM USING IT. because i BARELY GOT IT. But there were YEARS where I DID NOT HAVE INTERNET.

are you following so far? good.
Now imagine living those years with no internet with an xboxone.

Tell me do you understand now or are you still being a fucking retard?
User avatar #131 - mrbuu (06/13/2013) [-]
so in this poor faimly with no job you magicaly gain the ability to spend 500$. on an xbox one. there is no part of affording an xbox one and not affording internet then you shouldn't buy the xbox one. just don't stay away save for something better if you are this super mega poor
User avatar #132 - ImStillAnAnon (06/13/2013) [-]
I did mention it took a whole fucking year to save up the money.
You know what. PS4 all the fucking way because i know butthurt fanboys like yourself are dense as fuck. won't have to deal with douches like you. please let a plane fall and crush your family. Thank you
User avatar #134 - mrbuu (06/13/2013) [-]
you are so angry mr.super-poor. also i hate the xbox one. but im not complaining about a feature that should be available to every body who would buy the xbone. dude you hear that. its you and all the massive amount of butt hurt you got because you mom and dad hate you and your brothers. they where happily married till the kids came along
User avatar #100 - redneckhokage (06/12/2013) [-]
same here, i had to save up for a while for mine
#38 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
Because everyone's been through the exact scenario you've been through and are just as unlucky as you. Also if you think online gaming is necessary to have fun with a gaming console you have a narrow opinion.
User avatar #40 - redneckhokage (06/12/2013) [-]
my point was that i want to play offline, i only play offline, but apparently we wont be able to
#59 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
So the Xbox One isn't the console for you. Does that mean that it's a hellspawn demon just because it doesn't cater to your every whim?

I don't need tampons because I'm a dude. I'm not bashing Kotex on the internet because I can't use their product.
User avatar #36 - iizsimon (06/12/2013) [-]

User avatar #37 - redneckhokage (06/12/2013) [-]
then lucky them i guess
#13 - aw **** i live on the coast of nc and didnt hear about this 06/11/2013 on Doritos +1
#20 - Comment deleted 06/11/2013 on Cristiano Ronaldo Flipbook... 0
#334 - amazingly clever 06/11/2013 on he ga 0
#13 - but the scopes on top  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Keen for a spiderman thread. +8
User avatar #26 - Whaaaaaaaaa (06/11/2013) [-]
its f@cking deadpool don't question it.
#14 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
ive seen enough x-zibit to see where this is headed
#302 - thats just what a fatty would say 06/10/2013 on Ok 0
#242 - grew up in the deep woods of NC and everytime i went outside a… 06/10/2013 on Lies all Lies 0
#49 - its illegal and the punishment is the death sentence 06/09/2013 on We gotta stop him! 0
#148 - why thankyou...? 06/09/2013 on Shut up and take my... +2
#12 - as one who enjoys the occasional bowl its my responsibility to… 06/07/2013 on My kind of apartment complex. +7
#110 - are you poorly attempting to insult GoT fans? 06/06/2013 on I LOL'ed -2
#82 - Picture 06/06/2013 on The Moon... 0
#103 - i attempted to make the face to where you can only see it when…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on dat smile +1
#108 - gallifreyan (06/06/2013) [-]


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#19 - kaycie (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - redneckhokage (09/12/2013) [-]
dammit ground always getting all the good stuff. thanks kaycie
User avatar #16 - kaycie (08/11/2013) [-]
omg I wished you a happy birthday before!
User avatar #18 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
also check your inbox
User avatar #17 to #16 - redneckhokage (08/11/2013) [-]
yeah we've been friends on here for a while
#12 - kaycie (09/11/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
User avatar #13 to #12 - redneckhokage (09/13/2012) [-]
thank you! that .gif is hilarious
User avatar #9 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
heyt man. it says i cant edit the description in the comic after 30 minutes. ill just take it down if you want
User avatar #10 to #9 - redneckhokage (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks but you can leave it up, i wasnt really mad at you, just that mine got negative thumbs
User avatar #11 to #10 - acoustic (03/10/2012) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #8 - djponee (09/13/2011) [-]
**djponee rolled user ZzeromindzZ**
#7 - YABRUHBRUH (06/28/2011) [-]
You gotta purty mouth boiiiii.
User avatar #6 - Bunnar (06/03/2011) [-]
Hey about the facebook thing. its English (pirate) when u select
#3 - animalsfather (09/08/2010) [-]
I heard u leik black peoplez.
User avatar #4 to #3 - redneckhokage (09/08/2010) [-]
who told you
#1 - Anonymousplz (08/28/2010) [-]
Your comment virginity is now mine so SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL LIKE A PIG BOY!
User avatar #2 to #1 - redneckhokage (08/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #5 to #2 - xxbillygoatxx (10/13/2010) [-]
room for 1 more? XD
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