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#2844 - Get recked trains! 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#2832 - **redblueyellow rolls 3,510**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#2844 - redblueyellow (07/06/2014) [-]
Get recked trains!
#244 - How to train your dragon I enjoyed that far more tha… 06/30/2014 on Frozen +1
#243 - I still haven't seen it. Is it really that good or was it over…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Frozen 0
#250 - dontknowmeatall (06/30/2014) [-]
It is good, but the internet builds too high expectations. I honestly liked Tangled more, but the songs are cool, so there's that.
#10 - Picture 06/26/2014 on Why Supes>Bats +2
#13 - Maybe they did **** something up but not *********************… 06/23/2014 on Its happening (June 27) +2
#21 - Goddamn Droideka's 06/23/2014 on I can't. +5
#5 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Sometimes even batman needs... +135
#55 - anon (06/24/2014) [-]
what movie is that from
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#30 - doctorprofessornv (06/23/2014) [-]
Main reason being that applying that kind of pressure to such a small area on the earth (either pushing or pulling) would not move the earth. If he pushed he would just punch a hole through the crust and eventually warp the planet, and if he pulled it wouldn't work because the chain/rope would just detach from the ground or break under all that stress.
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#70 - IamSofaKingdom (06/24/2014) [-]
They had a comic where green lantern made a giant harness for him to pull it with. Holy hell are the ignoring so many issues with it. Did they even think of the most basic things like the Earth's necessary rotation or orbit?
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#71 - doctorprofessornv (06/24/2014) [-]
Well the big issue with it is that if you suddenly stopped the rotation you would cause 1,000 MPH winds all over the planet that would level basically everything (because the air still keeps going even after the actual planet stopped). You'd likely also create massive tidal surges thousands of feet high, and not to mention super-massive global earthquakes associated with the sudden stop... Basically the act of moving the Earth would destroy everything you are trying to protect in the first place.
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#72 - IamSofaKingdom (06/24/2014) [-]
Which is why I said it was a basic thing they didn't even seem to think about.
#52 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (06/23/2014) [-]
Lot's of people with super strength have had ways to deal this explained. The most common one is that they telekinetically support the object so it isn't compromised while they move it.
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#58 - doctorprofessornv (06/24/2014) [-]
But superman does not have telekinesis, so the point is moot.
#59 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (06/24/2014) [-]

" Superman utilizes his aura by expanding it around a person(s) or object(s) to enable their structural stability when lifting or traveling with them. "
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#60 - doctorprofessornv (06/24/2014) [-]
Ah. Well that's a bit different.
#21 - avanger (06/23/2014) [-]
But he can
#50 - albertjester (06/23/2014) [-]
bear in mind this is the same era in which lex luthor's evil schemes involved stealing 40 cakes. that might be terrible but it isnt quiet say, building an immortal amazo body for brainiac.
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#26 - harryboom (06/23/2014) [-]
in this case it wouldn't have worked, a solar flair was heading towards earth tracking a magnetic trail, moving earth would have helped because the trail would have still lead to earth
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#27 - avanger (06/23/2014) [-]
oh, ok thanks for the explanation i didn't watched that episode/movie
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#24 - letmetouchyourboob (06/23/2014) [-]
bat's never said he COULDN'T, he just said that it wouldn't work.
plus since those planets no longer have a sun to heat them, im like 90% sure everyone on them is dead.
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#25 - avanger (06/23/2014) [-]
Then i got it wrong but second one can be possible since planets not losing their heats instantly (like spaceships) so if superman be quick there will be heat probably. If not please explain
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#31 - ragingdouchbag (06/23/2014) [-]
there are so many reasons why the planets would break or the people would die from this that i dont even know where to start.
#47 - anon (06/23/2014) [-]
What part of he did it before with no problem do you not get?
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#32 - avanger (06/23/2014) [-]
yeah you're right about that
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#11 - turbodoosh (06/23/2014) [-]
Why is it necessary to write "IT'S BACK" like wtf are you so desperate to be involved that you have to interject like a tard who had an erection for the second time?
#4 - Yes Korra, you should be able to fix this since you're the ava…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Its happening (June 27) +5
#11 - anon (06/23/2014) [-]
Fuck off. You're just saying that because you're more used to the original. Hell, if you think about it, Kyoshi, Roku, Aang and even Wan were shitty avatars because they messed things up and caused problems. fag
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#13 - redblueyellow (06/23/2014) [-]
Maybe they did fuck something up but not upsettingthebalancebetweenspiritworldandohshitnowalltheotheravatarsaregone messing things up.

And it's not the fucking up that bugs me, it's the way she fucks things up. Aang messed stuff uo because of inexperience. Korra has way more experience than Aang and has had more guidance (even by the woman who fucked an avatar) and she still fucks things up big time because she refuses to listen to people who are obvioulsy much wiser than her.

I don't hate the show. Yes, I though Legend of Aang was better, but I still love the new series. I just don't like Korra as a character.
#18 - "Being a hamster is hella tight" 06/20/2014 on Autocorrect +16