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#33 - 30 or so. That's what happens when you live on an island with … 05/10/2016 on Mark Hamill +67
#4 - Mark Hamill is also extremely loyal to his sweater  [+] (25 new replies) 05/10/2016 on Mark Hamill +491
#71 - cannibalvegan (05/10/2016) [-]
He shouldn't be. Seriously, what the fuck, Mark?
#65 - pristinepanda (05/10/2016) [-]
#94 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
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#49 - eight (05/10/2016) [-]
What sorcery is this? I have shirts that barely last 8 years with light wear. How can a sweater survive!
#45 - topcommentmime (05/10/2016) [-]
Mark Hamill is also extremely loyal to his sweater
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#54 - megaton (05/10/2016) [-]
i just realized your name. i kept seeing your posts and wondering "what did he change that pissed people off?"
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#30 - kingtravis (05/10/2016) [-]
Jesus how many years has he had it?
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#74 - tkfourtwoone (05/10/2016) [-]
All of them, apparently
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#39 - Deavas (05/10/2016) [-]
at least many
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#33 - redblueyellow (05/10/2016) [-]
30 or so. That's what happens when you live on an island with no clothing store
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#6 - grumpygrandpa (05/10/2016) [-]
Fuck I thought this was loss.
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#11 - Sterski (05/10/2016) [-]
You should probably go ahead and kill yourself.
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#12 - fuzzyballs (05/10/2016) [-]
that's kinda harsh for no reason
are you okay?
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#13 - Sterski (05/10/2016) [-]
I am beyond tired of loss
#80 - magicmatchsticks (05/10/2016) [-]
i still think it's funny
i guess it's your loss
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#83 - Sterski (05/10/2016) [-]
After many years of "LOL" threads on /v/, and the already endless spew of loss edits, each stupider than the last one, I have to say the joke wore thin for me a long time ago. And of course like every other meme nowadays, people have to try to think of a way to turn almost literally EVERYTHING they see into a stupid loss edit.

Anyway my rant's over now, keep doing your thing I'm not exactly gonna try and stop you.
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#84 - magicmatchsticks (05/10/2016) [-]
it was a pun
that probably only makes things worse, not better
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#85 - Sterski (05/10/2016) [-]
Cause I haven't seen that pun enough times.

Okay sorry, I really am done now.
#57 - huntergriff (05/10/2016) [-]
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#14 - fuzzyballs (05/10/2016) [-]
well hey
you should probably go ahead and kill yourself then
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#15 - Sterski (05/10/2016) [-]
Duly noted.
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#10 - kurusudarling (05/10/2016) [-]
good good let the loss flow through you
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#7 - xzenoo (05/10/2016) [-]
The sickness has progressed too far inside you, only option is to stop using the internet or risk death.
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#9 - fluffypain (05/10/2016) [-]
suicide is always an option
#69 - xzenoo (05/10/2016) [-]
From where do you think the risk of death comes from?
#26 - The last panels hurt me real bad. Superman is the most powerfu… 05/02/2016 on Damn +4
#7 - I was also referring to my own comment when telling him he sho… 04/22/2016 on Star Wars 0
#6 - I know 04/22/2016 on Star Wars 0
#4 - I totally understand that, and I've got nothing against his ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Star Wars 0
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#5 - angelious (04/22/2016) [-]
i was making a joke....
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#7 - redblueyellow (04/22/2016) [-]
I was also referring to my own comment when telling him he should not be discouraged
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#6 - redblueyellow (04/22/2016) [-]
I know
#1 - At least you're on time for the dvd release  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Star Wars +1
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#2 - angelious (04/22/2016) [-]
give the man a break.

drawing is really hard.

actually being funny is almost as hard...
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#4 - redblueyellow (04/22/2016) [-]
I totally understand that, and I've got nothing against his art style. But, as you imply, the joke is somewhat old at this point and therefore loses some if not all, at this point of its funnyness.

OP, if you are reading this, you draw well and continue to do so. Don't let comments like these discourage you
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#5 - angelious (04/22/2016) [-]
i was making a joke....
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#7 - redblueyellow (04/22/2016) [-]
I was also referring to my own comment when telling him he should not be discouraged
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#6 - redblueyellow (04/22/2016) [-]
I know
#3 - She's chubby/fat, but the costume looks good, so let her have … 04/19/2016 on Nailed it +24
#4 - I feel sorry for Ben Affleck, because I think he did really we…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2016 on Hotavoo Urei Cevicl +2
#6 - LewdFlapjack (04/15/2016) [-]
Well, DC is trying to do the same thing marvel, but they're doing it with all the grace of a bull in a china shop. Marvel introduced many of the major character in the avengers in their own solo movies before moving on to the team up. DC just kinda threw everyone in BvS and expected it to work out. It seems to me like theyre trying to cash in on the superhero craze instead of just creating a good story and succeeding off of that like Marvel did.
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#8 - VincentKing (04/16/2016) [-]
They didn't throw everyone into the movie though. You have Superman, who has his own movie, Batman is getting his own movie later on, but he didnt need another origin story because, unlike Spiderman, everyone knows who Batman is. The only 2 characters that needed an introduction was Wonder Woman, which was quite obvious who she was when she came in, and Lex who throughout the movie was said to be Lex.

In my opinion, the movie didn't go too well with critics because there were the usual subtle easter eggs that Marvel does, however critics knew nothing about DC and just sat there going "Whose that, is that a robin suit? Whats it say on it? Why did he mention clowns? Why are there question marks on that pillar? Whose that character in the footage underwater that looks just like the guy from the aquaman poster?". The other reason why is because the movie wasn't spoon fed to the audience, you had to work out a couple things for yourself before the finale explained it, while Marvel is more "Ok guys, here is a detailed description of the plan that will go exactly like I say it will. Remember, the Avengers will turn up at these precise moments as well, so act surprised."
#7 - Don't you mean it looks Strange?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2016 on It looks mindfucky +4
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#18 - jetanotheranon (11/23/2012) [-]
Got a list of the mods up put on your skyrim?

i want to test my 670
#19 to #18 - redblueyellow ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
I´m sorry, but this isn´t my skyrim. It´s just a picture I found on the internet. I wish I could help you. I do know alot of people in the comment section posted links to several mods.
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#15 - hasselaar (06/17/2012) [-]
Beste moment van de show tot nu toe.
Beste moment van de show tot nu toe.
#17 to #15 - redblueyellow ONLINE (06/17/2012) [-]
En fking saved
#16 to #15 - redblueyellow ONLINE (06/17/2012) [-]
Ben net klaar met kijken! Aflevering was echt vet. Wel kut dat Lin haar bending kwijt is. Maar motherfocking Iroh komt met een heel leger. Facking baas! Dezelfde stemacteur als Zuko ook.
#13 - hasselaar (05/30/2012) [-]
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#10 - lemoutonvert (05/28/2012) [-]
Hey, do I need to hit you with a car before you go on a date with me?
#11 to #10 - redblueyellow ONLINE (05/28/2012) [-]
Are you an aribender? 'Cause you are fly!
#12 to #11 - lemoutonvert (05/28/2012) [-]
are you an earthbender, cause your moving something hard in my pants.
#7 - hasselaar (05/22/2012) [-]
#8 to #7 - redblueyellow ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
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#2 - trollsinmycloset (12/11/2011) [-]
Good work my minion. You have pleased me quite a bit. It does not matter if her 'talent' and 'emotion' are no longer a part of her then that does not matter. Be sure to grab Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner as well. We could use their fan bases to 'capture' more members.

As for the spy, good job, but work quickly. We do not want this spy to spread the word about what we were up to, now do we?

I apologize for not being easy to reach, as I do not frequent this site very often. I shall make note to check it every day. What I do use more often is Skype or MSN. I tend to use these forms of communication daily. As well as websites other than this one.
#3 to #2 - redblueyellow ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
I shall collect their souls master.

Master, I have important news. I have discovered our spy. I was horrified to find out, but not completely surprised. It was none other then one of ou own, one among the council: Ron Weasley.
What should I do with him, my master?
#4 to #3 - trollsinmycloset (12/14/2011) [-]
Good job my loyal Soul Taker. I have found that I can rely on you quite well these days. You have done well.

As for Ron Weasley, the council shall seek to confront him on this matter. Shall the council feel that punishment is necessary, they shall do as they see fit. If he was only spying to learn information, that will be fine, he will never leave the organization with that information... But if he had been spying with the intent of spreading information about the inner workings of the cult, then he shall be taken care of.

Go forth, my pet. Make me proud. >:)
#5 to #4 - redblueyellow ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
Master, I started my hunt for he who is called Taylor Lautner. However, due to leaked information, he knew I was coming, so he fled to Peru. It is quite difficult to locate him here, for he has hid himself between the alpaca's. It is quite a challenge to keep him apart from these animals. However, I will catch him, do not worry. I will not fail.

What is the progress in the Weasly case, my lord?
#6 to #5 - trollsinmycloset (12/23/2011) [-]
Weasley has been found guilty of betraying the High Counsel. He is to be stripped of his honour and his position. He will be confined in our dungeons for some time while we repair for a memory re-write and a reassignment of his talents.

As for Taylor Lautner, keep going strong my pet. I know that you are the only one who can accomplish this task. *kisses cheek* I trust you will use your enthusiasm at my pleased disposition to work towards completing your assignments. Be quick my pet. :)
#1 - trollsinmycloset (12/06/2011) [-]
Thank you very much, my minion. I am quite pleased. While cleansing a soul is difficult, I am required to know how to perform such a task for my post as Soul Keeper.
One day, when you are more experienced and well trained, you shall learn this technique as well.