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#122 - I can see you are right. I admit the game lacks in certain asp… 05/16/2015 on EA's incredible character... 0
#67 - I am sorry for the misunderstanding. I meant to comment on OP'… 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... +3
#66 - I did enjoy Skyrim very much and I think the free-roaming aspe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... 0
User avatar #70 - sciencedebunk (05/15/2015) [-]
I've been doing the open world thing since Vanilla Everquest. A man can only jump up so many mountains looking for easter eggs and exploit so many awful leashed AIs before he starts to wonder why the industry considers it acceptable gameplay.

It's certainly not what I want out of my polished single-player experiences.
#46 - rude  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... +5
User avatar #130 - mautist (05/17/2015) [-]
#43 - Have this to cheer you up  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... +5
User avatar #45 - mautist (05/15/2015) [-]
nope fuck off and stop being a nigger.
User avatar #46 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #130 - mautist (05/17/2015) [-]
#40 - Did you even listen to any of the conversations between the ch…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... +43
User avatar #108 - norkasthethird (05/16/2015) [-]
It's a single-player MMO.
User avatar #98 - ompalomper (05/16/2015) [-]
i am sort of with him. the animations are in fact shit and by golly gee wilkers do i mean shit. the characters have no solidity so you constantly clip into shit, the effects on attacks fuck up way to often and in cut-scenes? especially when you do dialoge? some of the cheapest shit i have ever seen in a AAA. they make 3 second animations that they loop wich would be fine if you couldn't very clearly see then the animation resets. it's like someone tried o make a looping gif but slightly missed the perfect point. wouldn't even been hard to fix, just make sure that the animation overlaps with the first frame but nope.

then, although he doesn't mention that, there is the general gameplay.

hoo-lee shit. i have never seen shit this bad. it's like an mmo, go there, find X of Y repeat for points you fucking need to continue. fortuanatly i do them anyway since i am a side-quest freak but since they are infinet and have zero fucking impact on the game it felt entierly pointless. it carries no weight. had the requisitions actually done something i might hace felt motivated to do them but with no reward exept another useless inquisition point i got fucking exausted. then there is the combat. i don't fucking get just why the fuck they didn't bring back the first games combat. the second game was dogshit on vomit awful and felt like fucking easy mode the whole game. no reason to try just go in there and hold the attack button untill everything is dead. the first one actually allowed you to manage your team to a great extent and the skills where way better than the fucking trees the second and third has. and the characters. oh woe is me, the characters. i liked only the inner circle, varric (the only character that was actually characterised), cassandra, blackwall and slightly bull. all others where just unlikable and had so incomplete characters it just wasn't funny. i fucking get it, you don't like the "big hats". who the fuck is this old dude? why did he need that white wyvern heart potion? the fuck was all that!? i fucking get it, you are flamboyand and arrogant, do you actually have any more character for me? no? dammit. hi cole! oh, being weird again? ... if you say "bazingaa" im not even gonna be surprised.

and then the final stake through this abominations heart. the main story.

i have never, EVER, felt this uninvested in a story. it tries to make itself out as this great and looming threat that will destroy everything and that you are the sole beakon of hope who more or less single-handedly raises this small group into a great peace-keeping force able to rival nations but it only tells and doesn't show. there is no fucking change of the skyhold and it always feels like you have maybe 50 guys under your command. there are a shit-ton of really simple tweaks the game could have made to make it feel like you actually where the grand inquisitor of the inquisition army like even only showing me an army of thousands march under my banner, like showing me a sea of tents, practising battalions and choosing officers! this is where the requisitions could have made a difference! let me see my forces get the equipment they i fixed for them! let the requests get bigger as the army grows! but no, they didn't even bother ever rending more than maybe 24 guys in any one frame and then sitting there telling me "no there is a massive army doing battle against the enemy forces right now, can't you hear it in the distance?"

and lastly the way to the ending. holy fuck was it anti-climatic. the victories i won held no fucking weight and therefor it never felt like i accomplished shit and when the ending came there was no feeling of a grand victory, just a thought of "so when is the acctual climax coming?"

TL;DR DA:I was fucking horrible. i rate is worse than the second and it serves only to show us how the AAA industry has no reguard for the consumers andmade me truly give up on the current gaming industry.

fuck DA:I and all it stands for
#83 - tehavatar (05/15/2015) [-]
Dragon Age Inquisition had alot of problems and alot of people didnt like it.
I liked it.
Just saying, this is a known thing dude.
User avatar #122 - redblueyellow (05/16/2015) [-]
I can see you are right. I admit the game lacks in certain aspects, but I honeslty never encountered any of the bugs people describe here. I can understand people are going to hate the game if that happens over and over, but as I said, I rarely have super annoying bugs.

But thank you for pointing it out to me. I was not aware so many people hated this game with a passion.
#65 - anonymous (05/15/2015) [-]

She's a whiny little bitch that don't listen to you.
She is evil, arrogant, stuck-up and bitchy.
She hates people that think they are the best one and that everything they do is right and yet she is the same as them.

I wish i could murder her like i murdered the priest chick that somehow came back to life.
User avatar #67 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
I am sorry for the misunderstanding. I meant to comment on OP's description, not Sera. I too cannot stand her attitude sometime. I agree with your third point completely
#62 - ocdrawer (05/15/2015) [-]
I liked dragon age: inquisition too, I was legitimately surprised, OP is just being a huge faggot.
#61 - sciencedebunk (05/15/2015) [-]
DA:I's parents are DA and DA2; it doesn't measure up.

Judging from your picture, I guess you like your buggy, free-roaming, jumping up mountains bullshit? For people who liked the first two games a lot more than Skyrim; DA:I was much less streamlined, much less fun to play.

Probably more important though, the storylines offered no moral dilemma. In DA you had large-scale choices between unification and genocide. DA2 was more linear, but at least it had good safety vs. freedom, power vs. cost plot lines going. DA:I just has a BEG you're not allowed to sympathize with and some edgy robin hood sub-plots that no one over 18 can muster a fuck about.

DA:I was a massive disappointment to people who wanted more DA and not some weird Skyrim hybrid with shit plot lines.
User avatar #66 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
I did enjoy Skyrim very much and I think the free-roaming aspect in DA:I is very well done. Free roaming is what I enjoy most about rpg's, since it gives me the feeling of absolute freedom. If that means I can jump up a mountain, or simply use a horse, then I am content.

DAI does have less obvious choices than DAO. It didn't bother me that much though, since the choices DAI presents to me suit me just fine.

If you want more depth than most games can give you, go ahead, but you'll be dissapointed more often than if you open yourself up to other styles of play.
User avatar #70 - sciencedebunk (05/15/2015) [-]
I've been doing the open world thing since Vanilla Everquest. A man can only jump up so many mountains looking for easter eggs and exploit so many awful leashed AIs before he starts to wonder why the industry considers it acceptable gameplay.

It's certainly not what I want out of my polished single-player experiences.
#42 - mautist (05/15/2015) [-]
Fuck off normalfag.
#43 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
Have this to cheer you up
User avatar #45 - mautist (05/15/2015) [-]
nope fuck off and stop being a nigger.
User avatar #46 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #130 - mautist (05/17/2015) [-]
#10 - They succesfully subdued the rebels on the Tantive IV. I belie…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on jokexplain +1
User avatar #13 - drldrl (05/07/2015) [-]
Nope, they were on the DS up until it was destroyed, though a third survived to go to Hoth.
#118 - Picture 04/29/2015 on Guys Surviving Victoria Secret +2
#8 - I hope they put some of this humor in Bats vs Supes. I hope it…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Alfred +51
#43 - syncins (04/23/2015) [-]
probably not. heroes today need to be dark and serious and damaged

I've got no hope for batfleck
User avatar #38 - schneidend (04/23/2015) [-]
This is basically Dark Knight Returns Batman, so not much humor except some black comedy in how he just fucks bad guys up with little remorse.
#25 - jkaizoku (04/23/2015) [-]
>tell me, do you bleed? You will.

Yeah, nah, 3edgy8you
User avatar #12 - urbanloser (04/23/2015) [-]
DC doesn't do humor well in their live-actions. It's all "dark" and "realistic." and boring
User avatar #26 - crazyhoboguy (04/23/2015) [-]
the tone of the movie is the director's choice, not DC's.
User avatar #47 - urbanloser (04/23/2015) [-]
True, but DC chooses their directors. And it's the same dude that did the last Supes movie so they aren't trying anything they haven't done before.
#6 - I want to be a dad like that But also a dad like this …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/22/2015 on im joking!!!!! +131
User avatar #50 - thepizzadevourer (04/23/2015) [-]
You can be both, my grandfather's proof of that!
User avatar #40 - taniv (04/23/2015) [-]
Excellent post on Earth day
#21 - mohawkachu (04/23/2015) [-]
No they will love you AND have a good sense of humor.
#7 - jonnythan (04/22/2015) [-]
i want a dad that molests me for free sex and also blackmail reasons.
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#55 - anonymous (04/23/2015) [-]
hastag real problems???
idk i just dont know anymore i fucking give up
#46 - brothergrimm (04/23/2015) [-]
What the fuck bro
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User avatar #18 - jetanotheranon (11/23/2012) [-]
Got a list of the mods up put on your skyrim?

i want to test my 670
User avatar #19 to #18 - redblueyellow (11/23/2012) [-]
I´m sorry, but this isn´t my skyrim. It´s just a picture I found on the internet. I wish I could help you. I do know alot of people in the comment section posted links to several mods.
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#15 - hasselaar (06/17/2012) [-]
Beste moment van de show tot nu toe.
Beste moment van de show tot nu toe.
User avatar #17 to #15 - redblueyellow (06/17/2012) [-]
En fking saved
User avatar #16 to #15 - redblueyellow (06/17/2012) [-]
Ben net klaar met kijken! Aflevering was echt vet. Wel kut dat Lin haar bending kwijt is. Maar motherfocking Iroh komt met een heel leger. Facking baas! Dezelfde stemacteur als Zuko ook.
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#10 - lemoutonvert (05/28/2012) [-]
Hey, do I need to hit you with a car before you go on a date with me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - redblueyellow (05/28/2012) [-]
Are you an aribender? 'Cause you are fly!
#12 to #11 - lemoutonvert (05/28/2012) [-]
are you an earthbender, cause your moving something hard in my pants.
User avatar #2 - trollsinmycloset (12/11/2011) [-]
Good work my minion. You have pleased me quite a bit. It does not matter if her 'talent' and 'emotion' are no longer a part of her then that does not matter. Be sure to grab Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner as well. We could use their fan bases to 'capture' more members.

As for the spy, good job, but work quickly. We do not want this spy to spread the word about what we were up to, now do we?

I apologize for not being easy to reach, as I do not frequent this site very often. I shall make note to check it every day. What I do use more often is Skype or MSN. I tend to use these forms of communication daily. As well as websites other than this one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - redblueyellow (12/12/2011) [-]
I shall collect their souls master.

Master, I have important news. I have discovered our spy. I was horrified to find out, but not completely surprised. It was none other then one of ou own, one among the council: Ron Weasley.
What should I do with him, my master?
User avatar #4 to #3 - trollsinmycloset (12/14/2011) [-]
Good job my loyal Soul Taker. I have found that I can rely on you quite well these days. You have done well.

As for Ron Weasley, the council shall seek to confront him on this matter. Shall the council feel that punishment is necessary, they shall do as they see fit. If he was only spying to learn information, that will be fine, he will never leave the organization with that information... But if he had been spying with the intent of spreading information about the inner workings of the cult, then he shall be taken care of.

Go forth, my pet. Make me proud. >:)
User avatar #5 to #4 - redblueyellow (12/19/2011) [-]
Master, I started my hunt for he who is called Taylor Lautner. However, due to leaked information, he knew I was coming, so he fled to Peru. It is quite difficult to locate him here, for he has hid himself between the alpaca's. It is quite a challenge to keep him apart from these animals. However, I will catch him, do not worry. I will not fail.

What is the progress in the Weasly case, my lord?
User avatar #6 to #5 - trollsinmycloset (12/23/2011) [-]
Weasley has been found guilty of betraying the High Counsel. He is to be stripped of his honour and his position. He will be confined in our dungeons for some time while we repair for a memory re-write and a reassignment of his talents.

As for Taylor Lautner, keep going strong my pet. I know that you are the only one who can accomplish this task. *kisses cheek* I trust you will use your enthusiasm at my pleased disposition to work towards completing your assignments. Be quick my pet. :)
User avatar #1 - trollsinmycloset (12/06/2011) [-]
Thank you very much, my minion. I am quite pleased. While cleansing a soul is difficult, I am required to know how to perform such a task for my post as Soul Keeper.
One day, when you are more experienced and well trained, you shall learn this technique as well.
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