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#124 - Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. HaloCEPistol4Lyfe.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on First Person Shooter Rule +7
User avatar #138 - Sorrowscythe (03/25/2015) [-]
THat's Halo 3, bruh
#25 - Well, Palmer did shoot Halsey in the arm, I'm sure Master Chie… 03/24/2015 on Mystery solved +7
#17 - >I thought you'd be taller Seriously bitch? Savior…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Mystery solved +41
User avatar #24 - heartlessrobot (03/23/2015) [-]
I did love when that dick ordered her to apprehend MC and she didn't do shit. It's like, "Sir, that is a 7 foot can of asswhooping standing right there. He'd punch me through the god damned bulkhead before you could say 'shit'".
User avatar #23 - letting (03/23/2015) [-]
I would love to see some Sparta-On-Spartan ass kicking. Or, really, just the Chief in glorious pre-rendered cut-scenes beat Palmer's ass and show her what a real, Original Spartan is.
User avatar #73 - straitedge (03/24/2015) [-]
Welllllll, the MJOLINIR II armor makes the Spartan IVs stronger than the IIs, but out of armor, the IIs are far superior.
Also, the IIs know nothing but combat, so I can see him winning.
User avatar #48 - imaan (03/24/2015) [-]
Maybe not spartain on spartain. But i still loved it
Halo Legends: The Package

Source is "halo legends"
User avatar #49 - imaan (03/24/2015) [-]
And my second favorite from the halo legends cd
Halo Legends: Odd One Out
#46 - yoshtar (03/24/2015) [-]
I would love that... but perhaps we make it like when you introduce a character with a martial arts background in a non-martial arts movie:
Show Master Chief sparring against... say, a dozen IV's and handing their asses to them until they all dogpile him or something.
because that would be sweet.
User avatar #56 - brothergrimm (03/24/2015) [-]
>dogpile beating the chief

need i remind you what happened when the elites tried that?
Halo 2 E3 Demo Cutscene
#85 - yoshtar (03/25/2015) [-]
yeah actually. I've never seen that vid. not a huge Halo fan.

Could Chief beat an armoured IV without his armour?
User avatar #86 - brothergrimm (03/25/2015) [-]
That's actually a very good question. Especially seeing as how it's actually stated in the books that John is "not the strongest, fastest, or the smartest. But he's damn sure the luckiest." In a hand to hand fight with no weapon, i'm fairly certain that he could take a IV but when you throw weapons into the mix the variables become incalculable.
User avatar #25 - recoveryone (03/24/2015) [-]
Well, Palmer did shoot Halsey in the arm, I'm sure Master Chief isn't just going to let her get away with that. I'm with you, but with Palmer not exactly hopeless, but it does become painfully clear that she, nor any other "Spartan" IV, is not nearly at level Master Chief is.
#40 - I learned that after I'd bought the Physical copy, no refunds. 03/22/2015 on TV Stand +1
#39 - Comment deleted 03/22/2015 on TV Stand 0
#132 - Semi-Relevant song that played in the Superman with a … 03/22/2015 on "Oh he ain't dying just yet" 0
#25 - >buy used math book for 75$ >not used math book is 1…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2015 on TV Stand +1
#54 - nikobanks (03/22/2015) [-]
mymathlab..I used to hate that so much
giving a right answer and the program marks you wrong...
User avatar #33 - wolfypolli (03/22/2015) [-]
If you just buy the MyMathLab code it comes with an HTML copy of the book inside of MyMathLab.
User avatar #40 - recoveryone (03/22/2015) [-]
I learned that after I'd bought the Physical copy, no refunds.
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#67 - A Requim for the Capital Wasteland? Then you get both. 03/22/2015 on What's Better? 0
#192 - Better get a hold of the phone company because Admin just got … 03/21/2015 on FJ Movie Night +3

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