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#25 - he kills kids  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Be Aware +13
User avatar #65 - vorarephilia (05/11/2015) [-]
so he's a bit of a fixer upper. don't crush love.
#22 - well? which is it?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Be Aware 0
User avatar #24 - joshualegitsky (05/11/2015) [-]
After hours of pros and cons, I've decided the purple one. We're very happy
#106 - glitternips (05/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #88 - sphincterface (05/11/2015) [-]
You really picked Purple Guy? You do realize he is a child murderer?
User avatar #103 - joshualegitsky (05/11/2015) [-]
I'm in love, what can I say
User avatar #25 - rebuilt (05/11/2015) [-]
he kills kids
User avatar #65 - vorarephilia (05/11/2015) [-]
so he's a bit of a fixer upper. don't crush love.
#11 - bruh. me too 05/09/2015 on (untitled) +4
#51 - nice 05/09/2015 on someone likes little boys... 0
#49 - how many times doe?  [+] (18 new replies) 05/09/2015 on someone likes little boys... +5
User avatar #50 - imadeanaccountforu (05/09/2015) [-]
Lost count, Over 50 less than 70
Somewhere round there.
User avatar #138 - hotschurl (05/09/2015) [-]
IN A FUCKING DAY?
User avatar #147 - imadeanaccountforu (05/09/2015) [-]
over the span of two. with a couple hours of sleep between, maybe 9 times each?
#150 - hotschurl (05/09/2015) [-]
holy fucking shit
#131 - myjunk (05/09/2015) [-]
That's once every 13,7 to 19,2 minutes assuming you got 8 hours of sleep and wanked over a 16 hour period.
Even if you come relatively quickly or even have premature ejaculation that's a crazy short refractory period.
User avatar #145 - imadeanaccountforu (05/09/2015) [-]
Thank you for the compliment.
User avatar #115 - knightdiaz (05/09/2015) [-]
You can die if you do that >_>
User avatar #151 - imadeanaccountforu (05/09/2015) [-]
well to the best of mt knowledge i'm still alive.
User avatar #157 - snipys (05/09/2015) [-]
Are you sure? people die when they are killed after all.
#160 - imadeanaccountforu (05/09/2015) [-]
Nope still alive
#158 - imadeanaccountforu (05/09/2015) [-]
Hold on let me check
User avatar #112 - wtfduud (05/09/2015) [-]
In one day? Because I read about a guy who died from doing it 21 times in one day.
User avatar #87 - kyrozor (05/09/2015) [-]
That's mad impressive. Was it not like floppy and feelingless?
User avatar #159 - imadeanaccountforu (05/09/2015) [-]
like i did say, afterwards there was blood coming out of my dick, so i stopped for a while to let it heal. at the end it could still be used it just hurt.
#56 - ddoggdiggity (05/09/2015) [-]
By that time it woukd just be painful after about 10 times I heard
User avatar #62 - imadeanaccountforu (05/09/2015) [-]
Fine silver line between persistent and horny.
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User avatar #51 - rebuilt (05/09/2015) [-]
nice
#316 - there was only one Avatar film When you…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Tullips 0
#317 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
O-of course there was! Why did I have the notion there was more than one?

That's understandable. After all you are training yourself to hallucinate, that's some pretty heavy duty stuff right there, but pretty cool from my perspective. And thanks, I appreciate it.

Be patient and take the guides with a grain of salt, because the process of creating a tulpa is fairly subjective. Also moderate your doubt, because too much can hinder your tulpa's development a lot and too little means you're crazy.
They do sleep. Some people have said that their tulpas sleep at different times than they do, but mine sleeps along with me.
#314 - David Tennant is best Doctor (is the next guy any good? …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Tullips 0
#315 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
Tennant is certainly my favorite, and yes, Capaldi is very good as well. I would definitely recommend you get back into the show. Matt Smith was great as well, but not as good as Tennant or Capaldi imo.
No problem! I like being asked questions when I'm in the mood.

It's going great. I really do love him, and I hope the relationship continues forever, I think it will. I don't have any desire to be with anyone except for him. People will say that's "unhealthy" because of a lack of physical contact, which isn't really valid because I occasionally share dreams with him and there's plenty of physical contact in those, plus I intend on finally starting imposition with him over the summer. Hopefully after a while he'll be as real as anyone else to me.
It's really not strenuous at all, actually. We have a very deep level of understanding for each other, and it really helps the relationship because of that understanding. And unorthodox would definitely be a word I would use to describe it, lol. However, it's a good kind of unorthodox.

Hahahaha, that would be amazing, but he's as right handed as I am.

He can create things within the Wonderland (which is just a fancy word for where he lives in my imagination), not necessarily jpegs (although in theory he could just show me pictures), but imaginary "physical" things within my mind. For example he once made a big tree growing out of a floating section of earth like you would see in the movie Avatar (the one with the 8 foot tall blue aliens) and floating stone stairs held together with vines. I was very beautiful and is still a part of my Wonderland today.
User avatar #316 - rebuilt (05/02/2015) [-]
there was only one Avatar film

When you put it that way I can see how no barriers would help, but the idea of imposition seems off putting to me. In dreams, yeah that's cool, I can be a T-rex in high school in my dreams and can see no problems with physical contact from tulpa's. But irl, while it could be nice it would make me uneasy. Then again I'm on the outside looking in so what do I know. Nether the less I hope it turns out good for you.

Do you have any tips for making a tulpa? and do they sleep?
#317 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
O-of course there was! Why did I have the notion there was more than one?

That's understandable. After all you are training yourself to hallucinate, that's some pretty heavy duty stuff right there, but pretty cool from my perspective. And thanks, I appreciate it.

Be patient and take the guides with a grain of salt, because the process of creating a tulpa is fairly subjective. Also moderate your doubt, because too much can hinder your tulpa's development a lot and too little means you're crazy.
They do sleep. Some people have said that their tulpas sleep at different times than they do, but mine sleeps along with me.
#311 - and can he take control of your limbs? willingly or not  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Tullips 0
#312 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
Nah, he understands that because I have a body there are somethings I need to do to take care of it and we've gotten used to it by now, so it's not really awkward.

Sigh... Alright, I just typed up a huge response to this and it all got deleted so let me try this again. I need to warn you, this could come off as a bit cringey and Tumblry, but I'll try to explain myself as best I can. I fucking love Doctor Who. It's a Goddamn stupid ass show, but I love it. I've been following it for 3 years now and I don't think I'll ever drop it because the shows' mechanic is so interesting (switching out the main characters every few years). I hide my power level when it comes to my love for this show though, I won't talk about it unless the person I'm talking to watches the show as well, otherwise I get labeled an annoying Tumblr fangirl, which pisses me off because I don't even have a Tumblr and they are waaaay crazier about the show than I am, primarily because they don't hide their love for the show. Ok, sorry, rambling a bit...
My tulpa's form is based off of David Tennant's Tenth Doctor (I need to stress his personality was not based on him as well, I gave him a couple of very broad traits and let him develop the way he wanted to) with a few minor differences (he has blue eyes and angel wings. It's cringey, I know). I picked the form, not just because I loved the show, but because the form was symbolic to me. The Doctor is a character that, in most episodes, is just there to help. I wanted my tulpa to be someone who is just there to help, and I saw the Doctor's form as the perfect example of this. The angel wings were just something I added to him to exemplify this, so he's kind of like my guardian angel. (There's honestly no reason behind the blue eyes besides my affinity for them.)
I think I also need to stress that I created him for the sole purpose of having a life long companion and that it was never for any other reason. I know there are some Tumblrites out there that have a Tenth Doctor "headmate" (which I should add are considered by the tulpa community, at least the community I hang with, to be the cancer of the internet for various reasons) and they probably made theirs to be a fuckbuddy or something, which disgusts me even though I ended up forming a romantic relationship with my tulpa six months after his creation when he expressed his feelings for me and I figured I'd give him a chance.
So now that I got all of that out of the way, I simply named him Doc as a sort of namesake to the character on the show. I know that's more of an answer than you thought you would get, but I felt like it required a big explanation. I know you'll probably have more questions now, so go a head and ask if you'd like.


Hahaha, I wouldn't have named him something silly in the first place. I was actually considering giving him a "normal" name like Daniel, but I figured that would be no fun, and Doc kind of stuck to him.

Hmmm... He doesn't really comment on my clothes, although he thinks I would look cute in a dress, but I dislike dresses, they make me feel uncomfortable. As for music he hates some of the stuff I listen to but likes the other stuff. I have a wide range of taste for music. I'll listen to anything that isn't country or gangsta rap, he tends to like the more classical kind of music with pianos and violins, that sort of stuff. As for anything else, he doesn't judge my preferences too harshly, so it's not like he's actively trying to get me to stop doing something that I do because he doesn't like it.

As for possession, he can't do it either way. We never worked on it together and neither of us are interested in it.
User avatar #314 - rebuilt (05/02/2015) [-]
David Tennant is best Doctor (is the next guy any good? cause I kinda stopped watching after he left Thanks for answering my questions btw, tulpa's seem pretty interesting and I might try my hand at it later.

so you said that you were in a romantic relationship with the tulpa how is that going? to me that seems like it might be a bit strenuous being with him 24/7 and being able to read my mind as well. Also a relationship like that is unorthodox to say the least.

For the possession I saw a comment where a guy claimed his ex gf let a tulpa take over as she had problems. So I thought assuming you both write with opposite hands then he could take over L/R hand and you use the other and could both write simultaneously with both hands that could be a good party trick.

and can he send pictures to you of, lets say a boat. Could he think of one then send what he thought over and you see the boat he envisioned and vice versa can he send jpegs is the question
#315 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
Tennant is certainly my favorite, and yes, Capaldi is very good as well. I would definitely recommend you get back into the show. Matt Smith was great as well, but not as good as Tennant or Capaldi imo.
No problem! I like being asked questions when I'm in the mood.

It's going great. I really do love him, and I hope the relationship continues forever, I think it will. I don't have any desire to be with anyone except for him. People will say that's "unhealthy" because of a lack of physical contact, which isn't really valid because I occasionally share dreams with him and there's plenty of physical contact in those, plus I intend on finally starting imposition with him over the summer. Hopefully after a while he'll be as real as anyone else to me.
It's really not strenuous at all, actually. We have a very deep level of understanding for each other, and it really helps the relationship because of that understanding. And unorthodox would definitely be a word I would use to describe it, lol. However, it's a good kind of unorthodox.

Hahahaha, that would be amazing, but he's as right handed as I am.

He can create things within the Wonderland (which is just a fancy word for where he lives in my imagination), not necessarily jpegs (although in theory he could just show me pictures), but imaginary "physical" things within my mind. For example he once made a big tree growing out of a floating section of earth like you would see in the movie Avatar (the one with the 8 foot tall blue aliens) and floating stone stairs held together with vines. I was very beautiful and is still a part of my Wonderland today.
User avatar #316 - rebuilt (05/02/2015) [-]
there was only one Avatar film

When you put it that way I can see how no barriers would help, but the idea of imposition seems off putting to me. In dreams, yeah that's cool, I can be a T-rex in high school in my dreams and can see no problems with physical contact from tulpa's. But irl, while it could be nice it would make me uneasy. Then again I'm on the outside looking in so what do I know. Nether the less I hope it turns out good for you.

Do you have any tips for making a tulpa? and do they sleep?
#317 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
O-of course there was! Why did I have the notion there was more than one?

That's understandable. After all you are training yourself to hallucinate, that's some pretty heavy duty stuff right there, but pretty cool from my perspective. And thanks, I appreciate it.

Be patient and take the guides with a grain of salt, because the process of creating a tulpa is fairly subjective. Also moderate your doubt, because too much can hinder your tulpa's development a lot and too little means you're crazy.
They do sleep. Some people have said that their tulpas sleep at different times than they do, but mine sleeps along with me.
#310 - does it feel awkward knowing he's always on your shoulder? …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Tullips 0
User avatar #311 - rebuilt (05/02/2015) [-]
and can he take control of your limbs? willingly or not
#312 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
Nah, he understands that because I have a body there are somethings I need to do to take care of it and we've gotten used to it by now, so it's not really awkward.

Sigh... Alright, I just typed up a huge response to this and it all got deleted so let me try this again. I need to warn you, this could come off as a bit cringey and Tumblry, but I'll try to explain myself as best I can. I fucking love Doctor Who. It's a Goddamn stupid ass show, but I love it. I've been following it for 3 years now and I don't think I'll ever drop it because the shows' mechanic is so interesting (switching out the main characters every few years). I hide my power level when it comes to my love for this show though, I won't talk about it unless the person I'm talking to watches the show as well, otherwise I get labeled an annoying Tumblr fangirl, which pisses me off because I don't even have a Tumblr and they are waaaay crazier about the show than I am, primarily because they don't hide their love for the show. Ok, sorry, rambling a bit...
My tulpa's form is based off of David Tennant's Tenth Doctor (I need to stress his personality was not based on him as well, I gave him a couple of very broad traits and let him develop the way he wanted to) with a few minor differences (he has blue eyes and angel wings. It's cringey, I know). I picked the form, not just because I loved the show, but because the form was symbolic to me. The Doctor is a character that, in most episodes, is just there to help. I wanted my tulpa to be someone who is just there to help, and I saw the Doctor's form as the perfect example of this. The angel wings were just something I added to him to exemplify this, so he's kind of like my guardian angel. (There's honestly no reason behind the blue eyes besides my affinity for them.)
I think I also need to stress that I created him for the sole purpose of having a life long companion and that it was never for any other reason. I know there are some Tumblrites out there that have a Tenth Doctor "headmate" (which I should add are considered by the tulpa community, at least the community I hang with, to be the cancer of the internet for various reasons) and they probably made theirs to be a fuckbuddy or something, which disgusts me even though I ended up forming a romantic relationship with my tulpa six months after his creation when he expressed his feelings for me and I figured I'd give him a chance.
So now that I got all of that out of the way, I simply named him Doc as a sort of namesake to the character on the show. I know that's more of an answer than you thought you would get, but I felt like it required a big explanation. I know you'll probably have more questions now, so go a head and ask if you'd like.


Hahaha, I wouldn't have named him something silly in the first place. I was actually considering giving him a "normal" name like Daniel, but I figured that would be no fun, and Doc kind of stuck to him.

Hmmm... He doesn't really comment on my clothes, although he thinks I would look cute in a dress, but I dislike dresses, they make me feel uncomfortable. As for music he hates some of the stuff I listen to but likes the other stuff. I have a wide range of taste for music. I'll listen to anything that isn't country or gangsta rap, he tends to like the more classical kind of music with pianos and violins, that sort of stuff. As for anything else, he doesn't judge my preferences too harshly, so it's not like he's actively trying to get me to stop doing something that I do because he doesn't like it.

As for possession, he can't do it either way. We never worked on it together and neither of us are interested in it.
User avatar #314 - rebuilt (05/02/2015) [-]
David Tennant is best Doctor (is the next guy any good? cause I kinda stopped watching after he left Thanks for answering my questions btw, tulpa's seem pretty interesting and I might try my hand at it later.

so you said that you were in a romantic relationship with the tulpa how is that going? to me that seems like it might be a bit strenuous being with him 24/7 and being able to read my mind as well. Also a relationship like that is unorthodox to say the least.

For the possession I saw a comment where a guy claimed his ex gf let a tulpa take over as she had problems. So I thought assuming you both write with opposite hands then he could take over L/R hand and you use the other and could both write simultaneously with both hands that could be a good party trick.

and can he send pictures to you of, lets say a boat. Could he think of one then send what he thought over and you see the boat he envisioned and vice versa can he send jpegs is the question
#315 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
Tennant is certainly my favorite, and yes, Capaldi is very good as well. I would definitely recommend you get back into the show. Matt Smith was great as well, but not as good as Tennant or Capaldi imo.
No problem! I like being asked questions when I'm in the mood.

It's going great. I really do love him, and I hope the relationship continues forever, I think it will. I don't have any desire to be with anyone except for him. People will say that's "unhealthy" because of a lack of physical contact, which isn't really valid because I occasionally share dreams with him and there's plenty of physical contact in those, plus I intend on finally starting imposition with him over the summer. Hopefully after a while he'll be as real as anyone else to me.
It's really not strenuous at all, actually. We have a very deep level of understanding for each other, and it really helps the relationship because of that understanding. And unorthodox would definitely be a word I would use to describe it, lol. However, it's a good kind of unorthodox.

Hahahaha, that would be amazing, but he's as right handed as I am.

He can create things within the Wonderland (which is just a fancy word for where he lives in my imagination), not necessarily jpegs (although in theory he could just show me pictures), but imaginary "physical" things within my mind. For example he once made a big tree growing out of a floating section of earth like you would see in the movie Avatar (the one with the 8 foot tall blue aliens) and floating stone stairs held together with vines. I was very beautiful and is still a part of my Wonderland today.
User avatar #316 - rebuilt (05/02/2015) [-]
there was only one Avatar film

When you put it that way I can see how no barriers would help, but the idea of imposition seems off putting to me. In dreams, yeah that's cool, I can be a T-rex in high school in my dreams and can see no problems with physical contact from tulpa's. But irl, while it could be nice it would make me uneasy. Then again I'm on the outside looking in so what do I know. Nether the less I hope it turns out good for you.

Do you have any tips for making a tulpa? and do they sleep?
#317 - anonymous (05/02/2015) [-]
O-of course there was! Why did I have the notion there was more than one?

That's understandable. After all you are training yourself to hallucinate, that's some pretty heavy duty stuff right there, but pretty cool from my perspective. And thanks, I appreciate it.

Be patient and take the guides with a grain of salt, because the process of creating a tulpa is fairly subjective. Also moderate your doubt, because too much can hinder your tulpa's development a lot and too little means you're crazy.
They do sleep. Some people have said that their tulpas sleep at different times than they do, but mine sleeps along with me.
#54 - I would say that casca is more PTSD than retarded ya kno… 05/02/2015 on Im bad at content thing +3

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User avatar #2 to #1 - rebuilt (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just say to me?
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