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#11 - Dat face. 4 hours ago on Vacuum cleaner attack +3
#137 - You are not edgy. You are not weird. You are not cool.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Tumblr Raid Reaction Comp +25
User avatar #355 - ogomer (07/08/2014) [-]
Agreed.
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Yes I have been OP on occasion. Oh... and I frequent best site on the internet.
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#223 - vault doesnt suck. **** you damnit. Do w… 07/07/2014 on Soda Comp 0
#73 - Well I said long story short. lol There was more to i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on TMW you roll a 20 0
User avatar #77 - warrenzthehero (07/07/2014) [-]
Ah I see.

This wasn't a crit, but as a wizard once, I cast sleep, not knowing the enemies' levels, so instead of knocking either of them out, I knocked out our Dwarf fighter nearby.
We were using a system like Swords and Sorcery or Might and Magic, one of those oldschool-type systems. The sleep spell effected up to a certain number of hit die of creature, and effected any creature in the radius including allies , and neither of the enemies were low enough level. But our dwarf was.

There was another time, a few sessions later, when our Cleric's crit let us kill a low-tier boss in a single turn. We used a system of "crit cards": when you crit, draw a card at random from the deck. Each card has different stuff depending on if the attack was slashing, piercing, magic, etc. Our cleric crit with a lightning spell, and her card added the charm affect. So on the monster's turn The monster was a "Mandragora beast". Like a long, legged serpent with a song deadly to dwarves , it jumped up to our Cleric and licked her. Because it was so vulnerable and let all of its defenses down for this, the DM let us each roll a free basic attack. Both of our fighters in turn crit.
This was all in the first round of combat.
#43 - I always rolled nat 20s at the worst time. I once wen…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on TMW you roll a 20 0
User avatar #57 - warrenzthehero (07/07/2014) [-]
Your DM sounds like a dick.
If the check was to "quietly-as-possible knock the orc out with the side of my axe" and you rolled a 20, that means you succeeded, not suddenly went into a barbarian rage.
User avatar #73 - reaperriley (07/07/2014) [-]
Well I said long story short. lol

There was more to it. Basically the thief tried to mess with him first. Rolled a 2. I had to jump in, and then I said I wanted to smack him in the head to knock him out. rolled a nat 20 so it broke his skull.

I personally enjoyed it. lol
User avatar #77 - warrenzthehero (07/07/2014) [-]
Ah I see.

This wasn't a crit, but as a wizard once, I cast sleep, not knowing the enemies' levels, so instead of knocking either of them out, I knocked out our Dwarf fighter nearby.
We were using a system like Swords and Sorcery or Might and Magic, one of those oldschool-type systems. The sleep spell effected up to a certain number of hit die of creature, and effected any creature in the radius including allies , and neither of the enemies were low enough level. But our dwarf was.

There was another time, a few sessions later, when our Cleric's crit let us kill a low-tier boss in a single turn. We used a system of "crit cards": when you crit, draw a card at random from the deck. Each card has different stuff depending on if the attack was slashing, piercing, magic, etc. Our cleric crit with a lightning spell, and her card added the charm affect. So on the monster's turn The monster was a "Mandragora beast". Like a long, legged serpent with a song deadly to dwarves , it jumped up to our Cleric and licked her. Because it was so vulnerable and let all of its defenses down for this, the DM let us each roll a free basic attack. Both of our fighters in turn crit.
This was all in the first round of combat.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - reaperriley (06/25/2014) [-]
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