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#7 - For real though, the most recent episode made me cry like a bitch.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2014 on mfw 8chan +1
User avatar #12 - oxymoronking (12/20/2014) [-]
we all cried like bitches
User avatar #19 - seras (12/20/2014) [-]
What's the show called?
User avatar #20 - oxymoronking (12/20/2014) [-]
look a the channel name
User avatar #21 - seras (12/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - darthblam (12/20/2014) [-]
The show is surprisingly sad/serious as fuck when it chooses to not be silly.
User avatar #14 - oxymoronking (12/20/2014) [-]
shes found out how to play with our emotions
at any chance, she can destroy the world, or cure aids
#48 - And the Stormcloaks are also horrible racists.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Skyrim: Sense of Urgency 0
#76 - mendelevium (12/20/2014) [-]
Ever hear of Japanese internment?
In times of war the people may not trust the enemy, even the enemy's skin.
While it is not right, I can see that, it is needed to keep the peace and help the spirits of the Nords.
A time will come when Elv and Man stand hand in hand, but first the Nords must win.
User avatar #110 - blackrookfiend (12/20/2014) [-]
Yeah. No. Dark Elves don't even share the same landmass as the High Elves and yet the STORMCLOAKS(not anyone else) treats them like absolute manure.

Not to mention that in the first place, the Stormcloaks are fighting on a very self-centered and childish front, acting out against a rule when a threat looms that they all seem to be entirely ignorant of.
User avatar #52 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
The single most idiotic argument here. Can you tell me WHY exactly they're racists?
User avatar #67 - pparreira (12/20/2014) [-]
They want ONLY nords on Skyrim and opresse those who aren't nords
They want purity
User avatar #71 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
"They"? As in, all of the stormcloaks? No. They are xenophobic, and it's completely understandable. Just because you're uncomfortable when a bunch of people from other countries start living next to you, it doesn't means you're racist. Naturally, it's going to change over time.
#57 - themanwithnoplan (12/20/2014) [-]
The Gray Quarter, Argonians aren't allowed within city walls (any that do live there live outside in the docks and in the Argonian Assembage). Both of these things were ordered by Ulfric.

Any elf living is ostracized by many citizens in the city of Windhelm and is accused of helping the Imperials with no proof. There's a scripted event to show you this when you first enter the city.
User avatar #60 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
The Gray Quarter is for elves that bitch and moan about their status instead of working hard. There are other elves in Windhelm that are living just fine, such as the one that sells you horses. Even one of them is living fine and dandy, and says the Dark Elves complain too much instead of earning the Nord's respect.

Argonians aren't allowed in Windhelm because they have a grudge with the Dunmer. Even if you finish the war for the Empire, the new Jarl says to block their entrace "for their own good".

And, there are exactly TWO people that insult the Dunmer when you enter the Hold. One is a drunk and the another is a beggar. None of them are stomcloaks themselves. Do they represent the entire freaking population that lives there? No.

I can respect an Imperial Soldier, they can chose not to be a Stormcloak for a number of reasons (They prefer Romans, the armor is fancier, they might have more strategy, etc), but I'm getting tired of hearing "racists" every single freaking time.
#83 - greyhoundfd (12/20/2014) [-]
It's not only the drunkard and the beggar though. You hear from one guy (I can't remember his name) that Ulfric also ignores any Kahjiit or other non-human trading caravans that get attacked by bandits outside the city, but if a human is attacked and reports it, guards and stormcloaks get diverted to deal with the problem.
User avatar #84 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
Brunwulf Free-Winter. He's the replacement Jarl of Windhelm if you side with the Empire. Needless to say, it's hard to truly believe him. Even if you do, it's possible that Ulfric helps Nords more often because nords are the most common folk in Skyrim. I believe Ufric went with "the needs of the many" mentality on this one, but I admit it's hard to tell since the only source of information we have is Brunwulf, instead of something you can see for yourself.
#85 - greyhoundfd (12/20/2014) [-]
Either way, I'm not going to follow a man who's so bad at keeping his city secure that there is a bandit encampment two minutes from the outer gates
User avatar #87 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
"Damn elves. I suppose you can't inform them I have bigger problems at hand? Such as all of Skyrim?"

-Ulfric, during one of the random dialogues triggered sometimes when you enter the Palace of Kings

This quote sums up pretty much most complaints about Ulfric. He's a Jarl, yes, but he also needs to be focused on the war. When it's over, I have no doubt he'll get his shit together.
#5 - Weird, I was just playing failing at FTL.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on vee gee felines +2
User avatar #11 - phantomi (12/19/2014) [-]
I just found the crystal civ, then died immediately
User avatar #8 - sexyhimself (12/19/2014) [-]
dude, me too!

And I made a comment about it thinking I was special.
#14 - If I remember correctly, her family was pretty rich.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on So deep 0
User avatar #18 - zetsuboukamina (12/19/2014) [-]
Her mom was a doctor
#28 - It sounds like he knew exactly what to say. 12/17/2014 on Coming out +2
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#7 - iforgotmypasswords (01/29/2014) [-]
This might seem like a really really really weird question, but is your name by any chance Clint?
User avatar #8 to #7 - rdangerdash ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Nope. Nor have I ever known a Clint. May I ask why?
User avatar #9 to #8 - iforgotmypasswords (01/30/2014) [-]
Well.. Mine is. There was a thread on /b/ about googling "[your name] the hedgehog" and having to post the most autistic image result.
Clint the hedgehog linked to a picture posted by you, so I thought I'd found my FJ namesake. I guess I'll have to keep looking.
#5 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Where's your RayWilliamJohnson shirt?
User avatar #6 to #5 - rdangerdash ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Who is this?
User avatar #2 - ambrutious (11/11/2012) [-]
Hello! I was wondering, if you no longer collect items, then those FJ points are useless to you. I collect items however, and was wondering whether you'd be willing to donate your unused items and FJ points to me in a trade? I will be putting to them good use for umm... science? Thanks :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - rdangerdash ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Okay. I don't really know how that works but it's fine.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ambrutious (11/11/2012) [-]
Awesome! Just sent the request :D
#1 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
You're a cunt
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