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ratytang

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: robwdettmann
Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:australia
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#5 - its 2015, we have devices to re-seal **** in out kitchens  [+] (11 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Snickers -2
User avatar #6 - beastkenten (03/13/2015) [-]
if im not mistaken, you can't reseal a cardboard seal. see the perforations in the cardboard? if those are broken, theres no way to re-do them, and every snickers is individually wrapped inside, so if no seals are broken, there's virtually no concern
User avatar #7 - ratytang (03/13/2015) [-]
once again this is 2015 where you can make your own box lol if it was impossible to replicate shit japan would be in debt lol either way i can guarantee they will all go in the bin lol, a multi million dollar company will not risk one of there main profit making persons lives just because they think the box is sealed lol i don't even know why you are arguing, this is a fact, i didn't say it because i assumed it, and if you eat shit randoms send you in the mail you are a dick head, might as-well as someone to send you arsenic
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (03/14/2015) [-]
You might as well have posted pure radiation, I just got cancer from the 4 fucking "lol"s in that comment. You sound like someone asking for nudes but making it seem like a joke incase the person you're messaging thinks it's creepy.
User avatar #21 - ratytang (03/14/2015) [-]
send me nudes then lol
User avatar #22 - heartlessrobot (03/14/2015) [-]
I can't take any right now.
#30 - powmonkey (03/14/2015) [-]
I didn't hear a no.
User avatar #8 - beastkenten (03/13/2015) [-]
That makes sense what you're saying, im not arguing that fact, its just that people get food mailed to them all the time from across countries so they can do like, youtube taste test videos or whatever. i was just discussing the whole re-sealing thing
#13 - anonymousfinn (03/13/2015) [-]
WHERE have I seen you? I saw a massive amount of comments from you on some post like yesterday or some shit, I remember your name and prof pic and everything o.o Have you been in any major argument or something yesterday?
#9 - ratytang (03/13/2015) [-]
yeah well, as for resealing them boxes they can be opened from the sides and youtubers who do taste testing either buy it from amazon, get viewers to buy it for them through amazon or just risk their lives lol
User avatar #10 - beastkenten (03/13/2015) [-]
i just think i have more faith in society to think that someone would poison a snickers to kill a tv personality that everyone lies
User avatar #11 - ratytang (03/13/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha hahahahhahahaha people have killed presidents in the past, people kill for stupid reasons, someone might not like how rude he is, personally i love it, but it would piss someone off and thats all it takes. you should lose your faith in society because it is already fucked, spend a few days on 4chan and your view wold change lol
#3 - As kool as this is, its a waste of chocolate, all that would h…  [+] (25 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Snickers +81
User avatar #40 - shenro (03/14/2015) [-]
i would probably find a single bar more suspicious than a whole box
User avatar #36 - dreadedsin (03/14/2015) [-]
I don't think the kids in Africa have the energy to even open the box.
They're so close to death that it literally waits for them around the corner in the worwt game of hide and seek ever
#4 - beastkenten (03/13/2015) [-]
I don't see why they'd get rid of it for safety reasons if it turns out to be 100% sealed
User avatar #43 - brenton (03/14/2015) [-]
Unless the food is coming from a direct family member or friend, most celebrities/politicians just automatically throw out gifts of food. If they have their own security detail, the person may never even see the food.
User avatar #38 - thedarkestrogue (03/14/2015) [-]
the shipping process is rough

usually we dont even accept chocolate as a non commercial package. They, much like fruit, require special refrigerated trucks owned by the company sending/selling it.
Consumer packages will either be refused or tossed.
User avatar #29 - Lilstow (03/14/2015) [-]
it doesn't matter why YOU don't see why they'd need to get rid of it.
fact is, they would probably get rid of it.
MAYBE a person like jeremy wouldn't, but anyone in any sort of management position is going to say "fuck that, if we wanted a box of snickers, we will just fucking buy one ourselves"
User avatar #24 - elcreepo (03/14/2015) [-]
How can they tell though

I know people who'd inject rat poison into halloween candy
User avatar #27 - pebar (03/14/2015) [-]
that actually doesn't really happen
User avatar #45 - elcreepo (03/14/2015) [-]
Except it might and is really easy to do

Especially if you're fucked up
User avatar #48 - pebar (03/14/2015) [-]
you're paranoid
User avatar #52 - elcreepo (03/14/2015) [-]
You're in denial of what can happen when shit gets crazy
#53 - pebar (03/14/2015) [-]
articles.latimes.com/2011/oct/29/news/la-heb-halloween-candy-poison-myth-20111029

"There have never been any substantiated cases of strangers tampering with Halloween candy,"

You're paranoid.
#16 - dongers (03/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #5 - ratytang (03/13/2015) [-]
its 2015, we have devices to re-seal shit in out kitchens
User avatar #6 - beastkenten (03/13/2015) [-]
if im not mistaken, you can't reseal a cardboard seal. see the perforations in the cardboard? if those are broken, theres no way to re-do them, and every snickers is individually wrapped inside, so if no seals are broken, there's virtually no concern
User avatar #7 - ratytang (03/13/2015) [-]
once again this is 2015 where you can make your own box lol if it was impossible to replicate shit japan would be in debt lol either way i can guarantee they will all go in the bin lol, a multi million dollar company will not risk one of there main profit making persons lives just because they think the box is sealed lol i don't even know why you are arguing, this is a fact, i didn't say it because i assumed it, and if you eat shit randoms send you in the mail you are a dick head, might as-well as someone to send you arsenic
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (03/14/2015) [-]
You might as well have posted pure radiation, I just got cancer from the 4 fucking "lol"s in that comment. You sound like someone asking for nudes but making it seem like a joke incase the person you're messaging thinks it's creepy.
User avatar #21 - ratytang (03/14/2015) [-]
send me nudes then lol
User avatar #22 - heartlessrobot (03/14/2015) [-]
I can't take any right now.
#30 - powmonkey (03/14/2015) [-]
I didn't hear a no.
User avatar #8 - beastkenten (03/13/2015) [-]
That makes sense what you're saying, im not arguing that fact, its just that people get food mailed to them all the time from across countries so they can do like, youtube taste test videos or whatever. i was just discussing the whole re-sealing thing
#13 - anonymousfinn (03/13/2015) [-]
WHERE have I seen you? I saw a massive amount of comments from you on some post like yesterday or some shit, I remember your name and prof pic and everything o.o Have you been in any major argument or something yesterday?
#9 - ratytang (03/13/2015) [-]
yeah well, as for resealing them boxes they can be opened from the sides and youtubers who do taste testing either buy it from amazon, get viewers to buy it for them through amazon or just risk their lives lol
User avatar #10 - beastkenten (03/13/2015) [-]
i just think i have more faith in society to think that someone would poison a snickers to kill a tv personality that everyone lies
User avatar #11 - ratytang (03/13/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha hahahahhahahaha people have killed presidents in the past, people kill for stupid reasons, someone might not like how rude he is, personally i love it, but it would piss someone off and thats all it takes. you should lose your faith in society because it is already fucked, spend a few days on 4chan and your view wold change lol
#8 - card so good it is too big to fit in your wallet in case you n… 03/13/2015 on Lesson in Business Cards +3
#66 - go home apple fag 03/13/2015 on Shots Fired +1
#65 - it doesn't need to because it is waterproof  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Shots Fired 0
User avatar #111 - rockmanfan (03/13/2015) [-]
only if you download that app.
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2015 on super happy murder fun time +14
#381 - kulamia (03/13/2015) [-]
Wtf is up with that front sight base?
User avatar #210 - dreigamos (03/13/2015) [-]
any chance your name is aaron?
User avatar #414 - ratytang (03/13/2015) [-]
Robert
#290 - you better stick to your word admin, this has been like the 20… 03/12/2015 on Addy compliments your face,... 0
#139 - Comment deleted 03/12/2015 on Civ 3 giveaway 0
#4 - use a scanner dumb ass 03/11/2015 on Actually pretty genius +1
#25 - Picture 03/11/2015 on Newest uploads changes +26
#268 - Name the RatyTangTheSecond that will make them get accounts 03/11/2015 on Rename anonymous 0
#21 - Now admin will sue you for copyright and get even more moneys,… 03/10/2015 on Funny Junk Etched Glass... +8
#113 - Lets all go sign it, she seem like a nice person. 03/10/2015 on Are you kidding me?!? 0
#1499 - You are full of **** admin, you will complement the fir… 03/10/2015 on Post your picture, Admin... +4
#135 - though this wasn't even nearly the best episode, the whole sho… 03/10/2015 on Beyond Scared Straight 0
#134 - 10  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Beyond Scared Straight 0
User avatar #135 - ratytang (03/10/2015) [-]
though this wasn't even nearly the best episode, the whole show is good
#64 - **** you and your post, i just watched the whole series…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Beyond Scared Straight 0
User avatar #67 - soulxknightx (03/09/2015) [-]
what ep is this from?
User avatar #134 - ratytang (03/10/2015) [-]
10
User avatar #135 - ratytang (03/10/2015) [-]
though this wasn't even nearly the best episode, the whole show is good
#45 - Actually all the marios have it, I have mario kart wii and the… 03/09/2015 on Make a comeback 0
#24 - as funny as this comic is, only plebs played on pc and this is… 03/09/2015 on Cloud 0
#6 - the cinema one i call ******** , no cinema i go to has a… 03/09/2015 on Comp of Lazy Pieces of Shit... +2
#13 - yufi also has a good weapon for leveling up materia, so she ac…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Cloud 0
#23 - twilightdusk (03/09/2015) [-]
You can still pick Aeris, just takes a little more effort.
User avatar #24 - ratytang (03/09/2015) [-]
as funny as this comic is, only plebs played on pc and this is also the hard way of doing shit, i used a gameshark and not only did i play as aeris i also played as sephiroth, but to play the game legit this is not possible
#21 - actually they are really good, makes it so it does not matter …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Make a comeback +1
User avatar #36 - tehbomb (03/09/2015) [-]
>makes it so it does not matter what position you're in
That right there is my beef with this game.
#36 - Picture 03/09/2015 on Comp of Lazy Pieces of Shit... +1
#36 - jack and Jill went up the hill they both each had a quarter … 03/09/2015 on Jack and Jill 0
#7 - anyone got the angry cat, what dosnt kill you....... in 1080p? 03/08/2015 on Burn Comp 0

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User avatar #27 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Raty where you be
User avatar #28 to #27 - ratytang ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
not here
User avatar #29 to #28 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
OK yeah my name is obviously bluer than yours
#25 - anonymous (03/05/2015) [-]
no srsly why are you so fat?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ratytang ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Why are you a ****** annon?
#24 - anonymous (02/10/2015) [-]
why are u so fat?
User avatar #23 - ssjkirby (01/05/2015) [-]
**** off
#18 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I saw this background and I thought of you.
#19 to #18 - ratytang ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I love it, here is one for you
#21 to #19 - anonymous (12/08/2014) [-]
where'd you get the hat from mang
User avatar #22 to #21 - ratytang ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
My sons cupboard lol think the GF got it online from some baby place cant remember
User avatar #20 to #19 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm gonna use that as my background. I don't wanna accidentally shoot my computer.
User avatar #17 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#15 - tentaquil (01/19/2014) [-]
This wasn't supposed to happen but I'm glad it did
#16 to #15 - ratytang ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
hahaha made my day
#14 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
You're ******* hilarious
#12 - voiceless ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG   
I'll stop mentioning you now.
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
#13 to #12 - minionofdolan (12/22/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
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#3 - anonymous (10/28/2012) [-]
you so fahnny
#2 - nggamer (10/28/2012) [-]
your comments are hilarious
User avatar #1 - daddymcswagger (09/02/2012) [-]
Hai ma friend :D
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