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ratytang

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Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
Last Login:9/03/2015
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#22 - i meant micros transaction, not sure if it has it now but it d…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on Toribash pros in a nutshell -1
User avatar #23 - goobyman (08/25/2015) [-]
it's literally just skins, you can't buy any advantage.
#3 - my sphincter is so tight right now 08/25/2015 on *screams internally* 0
#1 - he isn't wrong 08/25/2015 on Attack of the killer Tomatoes 0
#16 - coulda gave that to some kid rather then destroy it 08/25/2015 on fo sho isded -1
#17 - i thought this game was guna have so much potential till i see…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Toribash pros in a nutshell -1
User avatar #21 - goobyman (08/25/2015) [-]
what dlc?
User avatar #22 - ratytang (08/25/2015) [-]
i meant micros transaction, not sure if it has it now but it did when i played it
User avatar #23 - goobyman (08/25/2015) [-]
it's literally just skins, you can't buy any advantage.
#5 - they prob raced for miles while he just started  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Race me, faggots! +71
#7 - redcapz (08/25/2015) [-]
well I'm retarded
User avatar #13 - lilshureshot (08/25/2015) [-]
its okay no one can see your down syndrome face through the internet
#14 - sinonyx (08/25/2015) [-]
hfw hearing that
#1 - fill it with alcohol and get drunk breathing  [+] (14 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Demon Problems +279
#21 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Look up the cloud bar in london
User avatar #5 - thechosentroll (08/24/2015) [-]
That's gonna hit like a truck. Any alcohol in your lings is going to pass into your blood stream waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay faster than it ever would through your intestines. It's actually liable to do some damage.
User avatar #22 - formeranony (08/24/2015) [-]
Nah check out alcohol vaporizer shots, theres one at a bar in Austin, Tx nearby me. It hits ya hard yeah, but seriously it lasts like 15 20 mins, its like a quick buzz, im not a fan its a completely diff type of drunk, more like a drug high. But its pretty weak. The bars love em tho, the owner told me 1 bottle of cheap vodka makes simething like 1000 shots, at 5 bucks a pop.
#103 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
yes 1 bottle makes 1000 shots at 5$ each, if that were the case either there would be an over popullation of people wanting to sell booze this way or the alcohol companies would charge way the fuck more for the bottles.
either way, whatever that dude told you it a load of horseshit.
maybe 100 shots per bottle, wich is still fucking ludacris.
User avatar #119 - formeranony (08/25/2015) [-]
Niga 1 bottle is 100 shots without vaporizing it.
User avatar #29 - pokemonstheshiz (08/24/2015) [-]
but a humidifier would continue to work, and if you're too drunk to turn it off, you would probably die from alcohol poisoning
User avatar #33 - formeranony (08/24/2015) [-]
I dont think thats accurate, theres a vice article on it, lemme see if can sauce it.
User avatar #78 - whtkid (08/25/2015) [-]
let me know too, im intrested in this
User avatar #105 - pokemonstheshiz (08/25/2015) [-]
"whereas vaping straight alcohol can absolutely kill you, and pretty quickly at that"
so, exactly what I said?
User avatar #80 - pokemonstheshiz (08/25/2015) [-]
it's been like 5 hours since he replied, I'm guessing he couldn't find it or he forgot
User avatar #81 - whtkid (08/25/2015) [-]
Nah, super research, gonna link us to a college accredited journal when he's done
#2 - meatygoodness (08/24/2015) [-]
Me and my university friends tried microwaving vodka in a bowl before inhaling the vapors. Felt like a kick to the face but got you drunk quick if you did it right, more fun to just drink the stuff though.
#2 - buy release i mean the day they officially said its going to happen  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on Guy sends a box to Bethesda +5
User avatar #3 - Sewallman (08/24/2015) [-]
There is a date from when the guy received the box. It's pretty obvious that it was June or prior.
#1 - this happened just after release, you are a bit late  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Guy sends a box to Bethesda +2
User avatar #2 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
buy release i mean the day they officially said its going to happen
User avatar #3 - Sewallman (08/24/2015) [-]
There is a date from when the guy received the box. It's pretty obvious that it was June or prior.
#1 - so many guys would kill to drink her piss 08/24/2015 on Grylls piss mouse +1
#2 - ill just sit here and wait for the vegans to start an argument 08/24/2015 on Vegetarian 0
#16 - that is part of what a bot net is dumb ass, them allowing them…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
#17 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
preventing one aspect of bot net means all botnet is disabled hurrdurr I torrent games such a pirate xDD and I like others watching me wank to shitty Indian porn while Mukesh fondle my balls over customer service, I also like when others are giving me attention
- you
#14 - Does this look like i care about bending over?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
#15 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, I should have noticed from the start when you think disabling shared updates you think you can prevent you computer from becoming a botnet.

GG dumbcunt
User avatar #16 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
that is part of what a bot net is dumb ass, them allowing them selves to use your pc for their gain, also Microsoft could do this shit for years, you think you are safe on windows 7 and 8 lol ya kidding ya self, if you wana be paranoid that they are going to get you for torrenting your games and such then have fun with linux, other wise just have fun fapping to porn while they watch shit they are prob the only people interested in your dick anyway.
#17 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
preventing one aspect of bot net means all botnet is disabled hurrdurr I torrent games such a pirate xDD and I like others watching me wank to shitty Indian porn while Mukesh fondle my balls over customer service, I also like when others are giving me attention
- you
#11 - ah you are one of them tin foil heads that thinks Microsoft wa…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
#13 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
Just because I don't have anything to hide, doesn't mean I'm fine with having my privacy being violated. I hope you enjoy your life bending over for everyone you see
#14 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
Does this look like i care about bending over?
#15 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, I should have noticed from the start when you think disabling shared updates you think you can prevent you computer from becoming a botnet.

GG dumbcunt
User avatar #16 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
that is part of what a bot net is dumb ass, them allowing them selves to use your pc for their gain, also Microsoft could do this shit for years, you think you are safe on windows 7 and 8 lol ya kidding ya self, if you wana be paranoid that they are going to get you for torrenting your games and such then have fun with linux, other wise just have fun fapping to porn while they watch shit they are prob the only people interested in your dick anyway.
#17 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
preventing one aspect of bot net means all botnet is disabled hurrdurr I torrent games such a pirate xDD and I like others watching me wank to shitty Indian porn while Mukesh fondle my balls over customer service, I also like when others are giving me attention
- you
#12 - skfdkfkehdgurdk has deleted their comment.
#9 - you are talking about this right?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #11 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
ah you are one of them tin foil heads that thinks Microsoft wana see what porn you are watching
#13 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
Just because I don't have anything to hide, doesn't mean I'm fine with having my privacy being violated. I hope you enjoy your life bending over for everyone you see
#14 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
Does this look like i care about bending over?
#15 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, I should have noticed from the start when you think disabling shared updates you think you can prevent you computer from becoming a botnet.

GG dumbcunt
User avatar #16 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
that is part of what a bot net is dumb ass, them allowing them selves to use your pc for their gain, also Microsoft could do this shit for years, you think you are safe on windows 7 and 8 lol ya kidding ya self, if you wana be paranoid that they are going to get you for torrenting your games and such then have fun with linux, other wise just have fun fapping to porn while they watch shit they are prob the only people interested in your dick anyway.
#17 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
preventing one aspect of bot net means all botnet is disabled hurrdurr I torrent games such a pirate xDD and I like others watching me wank to shitty Indian porn while Mukesh fondle my balls over customer service, I also like when others are giving me attention
- you
#12 - skfdkfkehdgurdk has deleted their comment.
#7 - you know you can turn that off right?  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #8 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
show me how, havent seen one that worked
User avatar #11 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
ah you are one of them tin foil heads that thinks Microsoft wana see what porn you are watching
#13 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
Just because I don't have anything to hide, doesn't mean I'm fine with having my privacy being violated. I hope you enjoy your life bending over for everyone you see
#14 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
Does this look like i care about bending over?
#15 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, I should have noticed from the start when you think disabling shared updates you think you can prevent you computer from becoming a botnet.

GG dumbcunt
User avatar #16 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
that is part of what a bot net is dumb ass, them allowing them selves to use your pc for their gain, also Microsoft could do this shit for years, you think you are safe on windows 7 and 8 lol ya kidding ya self, if you wana be paranoid that they are going to get you for torrenting your games and such then have fun with linux, other wise just have fun fapping to porn while they watch shit they are prob the only people interested in your dick anyway.
#17 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/24/2015) [-]
preventing one aspect of bot net means all botnet is disabled hurrdurr I torrent games such a pirate xDD and I like others watching me wank to shitty Indian porn while Mukesh fondle my balls over customer service, I also like when others are giving me attention
- you
#12 - skfdkfkehdgurdk has deleted their comment.
#6 - never had an issue with steam, must just be your install, did … 08/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
#2 - nvm mind is just marvel vs DC crap 08/24/2015 on Whenever a fanboy debate... 0
#1 - the **** is dceu and mcu  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Whenever a fanboy debate... +1
User avatar #3 - aggronlover (08/24/2015) [-]
Marvel Cinematic universe and DC expanded universe, the two film universes
User avatar #2 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
nvm mind is just marvel vs DC crap
#1 - saying do you smell fuel in a car with windows wound up just a… 08/24/2015 on fetish +1
#9 - Picture 08/24/2015 on Nah I'm okay cheers mate +1
#4 - i think you mean perfection  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Revolutionary 0
#5 - necrova (08/24/2015) [-]
#9 - mahusername (08/25/2015) [-]
this face makes my head hurt, stupid webm
#2 - its a non stick ketchup bottle you dumb ass  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Revolutionary 0
User avatar #3 - necrova (08/24/2015) [-]
Your ugly irl
#4 - ratytang (08/24/2015) [-]
i think you mean perfection
#5 - necrova (08/24/2015) [-]
#9 - mahusername (08/25/2015) [-]
this face makes my head hurt, stupid webm
#3 - still no ratytang, its not wrestling without ratytang 08/24/2015 on FJCW Info + Time Change... 0
#4 - terrible.... shut the **** up 08/23/2015 on Kid is a savage +2

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#32 - tikitaco (04/29/2015) [-]
You're one sassy kitty    It's so choppy lmao
You're one sassy kitty It's so choppy lmao
#31 - englishtallybopper (04/26/2015) [-]
ratytang meme is best meme
User avatar #30 - acemcgunner (04/20/2015) [-]
what do you use for editing and gifs...
User avatar #27 - yousaygoodbye (04/13/2015) [-]
Raty where you be
User avatar #28 to #27 - ratytang (04/13/2015) [-]
not here
User avatar #29 to #28 - yousaygoodbye (04/13/2015) [-]
OK yeah my name is obviously bluer than yours
#25 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
no srsly why are you so fat?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ratytang (03/06/2015) [-]
Why are you a ****** annon?
#24 - anon (02/10/2015) [-]
why are u so fat?
User avatar #23 - ssjkirby (01/05/2015) [-]
**** off
#18 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I saw this background and I thought of you.
#19 to #18 - ratytang (12/04/2014) [-]
I love it, here is one for you
#21 to #19 - anon (12/08/2014) [-]
where'd you get the hat from mang
User avatar #22 to #21 - ratytang (12/08/2014) [-]
My sons cupboard lol think the GF got it online from some baby place cant remember
User avatar #20 to #19 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm gonna use that as my background. I don't wanna accidentally shoot my computer.
User avatar #17 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#15 - tentaquil (01/19/2014) [-]
This wasn't supposed to happen but I'm glad it did
#16 to #15 - ratytang (01/19/2014) [-]
hahaha made my day
#14 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
You're ******* hilarious
#12 - voiceless (07/05/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG   
I'll stop mentioning you now.
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
#13 to #12 - minionofdolan (12/22/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
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#3 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
you so fahnny
#2 - nggamer (10/28/2012) [-]
your comments are hilarious
User avatar #1 - daddymcswagger (09/02/2012) [-]
Hai ma friend :D
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