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#78 - avgn got allot of **** from people when he said the new ghost … 07/20/2016 on KEKS FROM HELL 0
#2 - you you're not walking around in ash ketchum's shoes, you are …  [+] (32 new replies) 07/20/2016 on Pallet Town's Best +211
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#62 - kresh (07/20/2016) [-]
But ash isn't best trainer
Red is.
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#52 - jokersaysamuseme (07/20/2016) [-]
A ratytang comment which isn't covered in red thumbs. There's a first.
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#50 - alphagex (07/20/2016) [-]
pokemon is real in our heart! the battles the bounds are real you fake!
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#47 - dafuckisthisshit (07/20/2016) [-]
so your saying we should taser people who play pokemon go while yelling "pikachu"?
#45 - stigforprez (07/20/2016) [-]
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#43 - catburglarpenis (07/20/2016) [-]
He ordered ash's shoes straight from the show you tard it's his actual shoes from the documentary my favorite episode was the one with blue eyes white dragon I fuckin love magic the gathering
#40 - heyyoutoo (07/20/2016) [-]
Anyone whose tactic in case "Oh shit, the move wasn't effective" is "<Pokemon's name> use <the same move>" is a shit tier trainer.
#37 - silentpaper (07/20/2016) [-]
i have a friend walk around with me with a lighter and a can of hairspray to set me on fire when i catch a charizard. it adds a sense of realism that is much needed in this game
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#30 - kassdesu (07/20/2016) [-]
Red and James are better trainers. James actually builds a bond with his Pokemon, and Red is more skilled.
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#25 - drakevil (07/20/2016) [-]
Dude, he used Pikachu against brock's onix TWICE.


A retard kid playing Pokémon with socket puppets would be q better Pokémon trainer than Ash.
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#60 - altari (07/20/2016) [-]
He is also 10.
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#66 - drakevil (07/21/2016) [-]
So is all the other trainers that defeated Brock. Your point?
#24 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
Bitch STFU! You know nothing me and zuzu. We've walked miles together, caught other Pokemon together, got lured into a dark alley by a stranger who offered me some candy. My little blue zuzu loves me, and you lil punk ass fool think you a big man saying we ain't got no bond? Fuck u man, that ain't right.
#42 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
Whoever red thumbed me obviously does not know the kinship between a man and his zubat. I hope a rabid fox crawls into your ass and may it's fleas forever play havoc with your rectum.
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#20 - harbingerwolf (07/20/2016) [-]
Holy shit, you saying Ash is in his own timeline and players in their own got me thinking, Pokemon....with Dark Souls Invasions...
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#39 - Haentar (07/20/2016) [-]
A bit unrelated to the comment above, but what you said is possible in the story. It's pretty much the same as pokemon battles and trading with friends, though. Maybe for a special area with set tournament rules?
#17 - karvarausku (07/20/2016) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** bitch pls, we both know AJ is much better trainer than Ash is.
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#49 - ccrusader (07/20/2016) [-]
Angry Joe?
#15 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
Ash is the most beta ass faggot I've ever witnessed...
Red on the other hand is a fucking badass
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#13 - octavia (07/20/2016) [-]
tell that to the 30 Tauros that Ash just dumped on Professor Oak
#16 - hugohikari (07/20/2016) [-]
didn't he not want any of them though, i remember hearing he had serious "bad luck" and every tauros ran into every safari ball he threw
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#28 - octavia (07/20/2016) [-]
I don't remember, but if you're gonna call Ash the best trainer based on his bonds with his Pokemon...well, you can't ignore that close to half of the pokemon he's ever owned he just immediately dumped on Professor Oak without a care in the world.
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#33 - ratytang (07/20/2016) [-]
your forgetting why oak sent him out in the first place, why he got the first pokedex, its his fucking job to catch them all, not catch a few and keep them, not to mention you can only have 6 at a time and the rest got to storage or in the anime freed or to oak, fuck did you cunt even watch the show?
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#34 - octavia (07/20/2016) [-]
Besides moving the goalposts, wanna know how many Pokemon Ash caught in Gen 1? a whooping 20...if you count all the evolution stages of pokemon like Charizard and Butterfree. He's shit at collecting for the Pokedex too.

He didn't even swap out for Tauros until the Orange Islands. Sure, he really cares about his pokemon, huh?
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#35 - ratytang (07/20/2016) [-]
wait first you complain about how he gets rid of his pokemon now you are saying hes shit for keeping tauros?
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#36 - octavia (07/20/2016) [-]
No, your argument was for him being a good trainer, using his bonds with Pokemon as proof. I'm saying he's shit at that because he catches pokemon, then immediately stuffs them into a box and doesn't use them until WAYYYYY later, if at all, and even then, generally only as a replacement for a pokemon he gave away.
#29 - hugohikari (07/20/2016) [-]
it's been years outside of canon since he promised to come back to pidgeot, and i doubt he's ever going to pick up primeape or gliscor, that's honestly one of the things i hate the most about ash, especially because i really liked muk and kingler thanks to ash using them, and now they're never going to seen besides a few league matches, same with every pokemon he owns besides pikachu once he moves onto the next region
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#12 - yunoknow (07/20/2016) [-]
If we're gonna go by technicalities, I'll have to steal a million yen bicycle off of a water gym leader right off the bat to truly emulate Ash's mediocrity.
#14 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
A ten thousand dollar bike?
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#10 - SoraDono (07/20/2016) [-]
wow it's almost as if the original post was a joke, go figure
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#5 - ssjkirby (07/20/2016) [-]
Red was better
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#4 - ayumu (07/20/2016) [-]
Nah he's still a shit trainer
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#159 - **ratytang used "*roll picture*"** **ratytang rolled image ** 07/19/2016 on Your GF's panties 0
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#1 - my phones waterproof, and i still wont take it in the shower, … 07/19/2016 on Anon doesn't understand phones 0
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#3 - leothedragoncat (07/20/2016) [-]
I was waiting for a comment like this. I really should have gotten more proof.
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#4 - catfishy (07/20/2016) [-]
Should have posted this on 4chan and then took a screenshot and posted it here.
Everybody would not say anything then heh.
#10 - pokestops refresh every 5 mins just wait at the pokestops and … 07/19/2016 on How to find Pokemon +2
#2 - team instinct **** yeah 07/19/2016 on Pokemon Go Teams +7