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ratytang

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: robwdettmann
Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:australia
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latest user's comments

#23 - omg why didnt i think of this 05/09/2015 on Headphones +2
#20 - in fact they compete with most under the $400 range but they a… 05/09/2015 on Headphones 0
#19 - unless you get audio technica ath m50s anything under $200 is …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on Headphones -1
User avatar #20 - ratytang (05/09/2015) [-]
in fact they compete with most under the $400 range but they are ugly and to big, they also dont have a remote and im lazy
#17 - "they gota look good enough to actually go outside" … 05/09/2015 on Headphones 0
#12 - no thanks, i watched reviews on them and they are no good, the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Headphones 0
User avatar #14 - lewinalderan (05/09/2015) [-]
www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826249036

$90, doesn't look bad, very highly rated, and not $350
User avatar #17 - ratytang (05/09/2015) [-]
"they gota look good enough to actually go outside" that is a gamin headset
#10 - anyone got advice for over head headphones, bout $350 usa pric…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Headphones 0
User avatar #22 - darknesincontrol (05/09/2015) [-]
How about two speakers duct taped to your head
User avatar #23 - ratytang (05/09/2015) [-]
omg why didnt i think of this
User avatar #21 - iphoneguy (05/09/2015) [-]
Sennheiser Momentum series
they're godly
User avatar #18 - chuca (05/09/2015) [-]
maybe i'm just poor, but if i'm paying over $300 for headphones they better rub my balls and make me breakfast too. I don't care if the sound quality is like angels fucking me in the ears.
User avatar #19 - ratytang (05/09/2015) [-]
unless you get audio technica ath m50s anything under $200 is kinda lame, but i think im guna have to settle for sol republics
User avatar #20 - ratytang (05/09/2015) [-]
in fact they compete with most under the $400 range but they are ugly and to big, they also dont have a remote and im lazy
#11 - Absolute Madman (05/09/2015) [-]
2 words asswipe, V fucking Moda
#28 - Absolute Madman (05/09/2015) [-]
lol, v-moda is the alienware of headphones.
User avatar #12 - ratytang (05/09/2015) [-]
no thanks, i watched reviews on them and they are no good, they look awesome but the sound is lacking, i actually wanted them so i could get my face on the plates but if im guna pay top dollar i want good sound
User avatar #14 - lewinalderan (05/09/2015) [-]
www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826249036

$90, doesn't look bad, very highly rated, and not $350
User avatar #17 - ratytang (05/09/2015) [-]
"they gota look good enough to actually go outside" that is a gamin headset
#9 - i would rather talk to someone with overhead headphones then a… 05/09/2015 on Headphones 0
#14 - then they will impregnate some women get a dna test so they ca… 05/08/2015 on Let's see what's on the... 0
#2 - i am going to say to you what i tell my kids "well that w… 05/07/2015 on (1) Title: +14
#3 - cubing? 05/07/2015 on Metal Gear Online 0
#104 - she was a **** dance, wasted my time watching that rubbish 05/07/2015 on Rave Girl 0
#23 - raty 2015  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Chris Evans +12
#29 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
I'm assuming that you've only been in possession of a camera twice in your life.


Because you can't post any other fucking picture of yourself.
User avatar #27 - eating (05/07/2015) [-]
you are still faggot with neck tattoo
User avatar #48 - electronicbacon (05/07/2015) [-]
no ragrets
#22 - raty 2007  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Chris Evans +6
#23 - ratytang (05/07/2015) [-]
raty 2015
#29 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
I'm assuming that you've only been in possession of a camera twice in your life.


Because you can't post any other fucking picture of yourself.
User avatar #27 - eating (05/07/2015) [-]
you are still faggot with neck tattoo
User avatar #48 - electronicbacon (05/07/2015) [-]
no ragrets
#2 - that's because its not, its written ON stone, to be written IN…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on the lies +1
#4 - randomsnail (05/08/2015) [-]
That outside was once an inside
#1 - sonic isn't actually that fast, and the flash is so fast he ca…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/07/2015 on the ultimate battle +105
#39 - Absolute Madman (05/08/2015) [-]
the flash has not been able to go back in time since like 1970 without a device to help. The same period in which superman was

MATERIALIZING FUCKING ICECREAM AND SHOOTING TINY SUPERMEN OUT OF HIS HANDS

he cant do that shit anymore
#22 - agronimo (05/07/2015) [-]
Heard u talkin shit m8?
#5 - shadowdmoon (05/07/2015) [-]
flash can't go at the speed of light for too long without risking getting trapped in the speedforce.
#10 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
Sonic's top speed is still Mach 1 if he's using the chaos emeralds.
To The Flash, he might aswell be anyone else, since Mach 1 is about 0.0000001% (no actual maths involved) difference in speed in relation to him and ordinary people.
#14 - shadowdmoon (05/07/2015) [-]
the speed of light is mach 881742.5235294.
in Sonic Rivals sonic went at warp speed
in sonic colors omega states that sonic is beyond light-speed, and sonic himself has stated that the speed of light seems slow to him.
to put it in perspective for you, the speed force(which is where all of the flashs get their speed from) would slow sonic down as he wouldn't be able to run at top speed without risking getting sucked into it.
#65 - hosl (05/08/2015) [-]
Well if you wana be technical the heat created by the flash would likely obliterate everything around him so no one would win the race
User avatar #76 - shadowdmoon (05/08/2015) [-]
roadrunner & speedy gonzales are literally immortal & the rules of physics don't apply to them. as for sonic, if hes going faster then the speed of light hes going faster the the fastest type of heat.
User avatar #64 - demonfish (05/08/2015) [-]
It's also c=3x10^8 m/sec
#2 - skeletorexplains (05/07/2015) [-]
But can he go super sonic?
#40 - gruntmastr (05/08/2015) [-]
#6 - shadowdmoon (05/07/2015) [-]
super sonic & hyper knuckles can literally break apart reality.
#9 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
Yeah but is that due to Sonic being fast? I don't remember Knuckles being fast.
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I... +11
User avatar #24 - perform (05/08/2015) [-]
ROW ROW

HYDRO POWA
#6 - potato, im a potatoe 05/07/2015 on Her eyes 0
#11 - this woks 90% of the time but i had a laptop that that actual … 05/07/2015 on Fuck you 0
#11 - humans are top of the food chain, i'm more scared of an americ…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Not quite dead +7
User avatar #35 - wootsauce (05/07/2015) [-]
Wouldn't you be afraid of ANYONE with a gun? The heck man?
#4 - im not a clever man  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on happy birthday posttwo +5
User avatar #12 - xalbobx (05/07/2015) [-]
You realize that, so all is forgiven in my books.
#3 - this is pointless, he wont get secks  [+] (51 new replies) 05/07/2015 on happy birthday posttwo +43
User avatar #5 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Thats why they're blank you dummy
User avatar #48 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
I love you cause you a friendly mod pls don't tell other mods i said that, they be mad
User avatar #49 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
other mods are a lie
User avatar #50 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
I see you got quick trigger reflex in replying 2 like fun act *Gasp* how could you say such things, even if they are not nice, they do help this site I think i got carried over your joke also i don't get your name post 2 means what
User avatar #51 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
I had an account called post, I lost a roll and deleted it then promptly made posttwo
User avatar #91 - joshlol (05/07/2015) [-]
that happened to me but I didn't delete it and a user held a huge grudge against me for some reason
User avatar #92 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Lol
User avatar #52 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
Ah, and holy shit u fast in reply
User avatar #53 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #54 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
GOTTA TYPE FAST
User avatar #55 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
GOTTA TYPE SLOW
User avatar #57 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
Typing is my name and texting is my game
#58 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #59 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #60 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Theres a thanks buttono
User avatar #61 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
i was not giving you a compliment i was saying about me how typing is my name and texting is my game is a reference to SANIC the hoodoog did you just called me a but? you violated a fj rule reported now you be departed back to the cyber void space what is a buttono? and who is the guy you are kissing in your profile pic
User avatar #62 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
its xenxio - another mod
User avatar #64 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
are you the blue girl?
#66 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #67 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
WHAT?: but in your profile it say your gender is female
User avatar #88 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Why would you have a level 3 lumber mill
Im capped at 10k garrison resources and never used a lumber mill
thats too much work lol
User avatar #90 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
it give you more resource and i wasted mine on some shit that i don';t remeber but anyway wow is behind me now...it kinda get boring after a while I mean is the same thing over and over with just a shiny new expansion

Is kinda like playing doom with the same enemies, the same enemies amountm the same location of the enmies in that map, expect different map you get bored of it eventually plus it affect my studies
User avatar #86 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
You can just get a scavanger from the inn
and youre done grinding garrison shit
just clicking a button with masterplan every day
User avatar #87 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
Trust me i know more about wow than actually history, and is not that simple, still did not had level 3 lumber mill and level 3 armory and tannery and i don't feel like griding plus every expansion i do pvp i wanted to do pve for once

But is good thing i quit wow, is like a hardcore drug designed to be more addictive with each growing day

also did you played wow? is so where you on arathor server if so i might know you
User avatar #84 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
go play world of warcraft instead
User avatar #85 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
Nah I quit that game after mop i tried WOD but i did not feel like regrinding, i don't mind griding for gear and levels but to grind for the garrison is like bit 2 repeatitive, i play a game to enjoy not to make chores

Plus it effect my studies i cut wow off and Now I'm smart like Albert Enstein, is a miracle i cut off the addiction i played from BC till like Mop

a lot of my good friends quit the game 2 so is not the same when i play alone
User avatar #82 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
you started it
User avatar #83 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
well I'm ending it now *cross my arms like a thought little kids from the cool kids club* seriously tho i g2g take a shower before i turn into one of those undead like world of warcraft was fun talking with you Porn is love porn is life
User avatar #80 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
admn is scary
dont touch the admn
User avatar #81 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
I gotta ask why do you keep talking in spoilers is that a quirky trait of yours or you just want to fuck with me forcing me to open the little box i do like to open the little blue box I had a dream where fj mods were about 3mm bigger and it was a a red flaming eye..maybe you guys could tell that to admin
User avatar #78 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Date: 2015-05-07 20:38:24
Moderator: posttwo
Info: User banned alphagex
with reason : Posting porn
lifetime ban,
ip banned
Link: alphagex
User avatar #79 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
WoAH Woah easy there cowboy

I read thew mods rule myself, and i did not violated any protocol

I like to mess around with some mods with that, but i don't want to do to admin he might be mad and boon me
#76 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
are you even trying
#77 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
I bet i can post porn right here in front of you and you can't do nothing about it and you won't even be able to ban me.See just posted porn and you can't do nada about it

checkm8 mods i win

Alphagex:Brutal Doom
Mods:blood guts
#74 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
cant trick me - posttwo sees all
User avatar #75 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
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User avatar #72 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
tfw I made myself a chrome addon to auto open all spoilers
User avatar #73 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
tricked you again
wut a nerd
User avatar #70 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Seeing how many people I can confsue
User avatar #71 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
I still had sex with you so i win
#68 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
It also says my steam is femalegamer4000
User avatar #108 - mvtjets (05/07/2015) [-]
would still cum inside
User avatar #69 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
what are you ghey? y you pretend to be a female if you a guy
User avatar #65 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
no im the red hair
User avatar #63 - alphagex (05/07/2015) [-]
OH MY
#41 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
i made you a cake
#42 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
That was strange as fuck
#18 - awcskin (05/07/2015) [-]
Why dont you just buy socks instead
User avatar #19 - posttwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Shhh
#4 - ratytang (05/07/2015) [-]
im not a clever man
User avatar #12 - xalbobx (05/07/2015) [-]
You realize that, so all is forgiven in my books.
#1 - But i like you 05/06/2015 on Robin gets harsh -6
#3 - real coke drinkers look like this  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Coke +11
#43 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
How much autism did it give you and how fast?
I'm trying to rationalize your shit image.
User avatar #22 - twofreegerbils (05/07/2015) [-]
Stop
#16 - wigglyjr (05/07/2015) [-]
#1 - janitor  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Dream job -2
User avatar #3 - stegosaurusrah (05/07/2015) [-]
hawt
#2 - just kidding its my face when  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on The Sandwich +3
#13 - mallowbat (05/07/2015) [-]
You have a nice beard.

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#32 - tikitaco (04/29/2015) [-]
You're one sassy kitty    It's so choppy lmao
You're one sassy kitty It's so choppy lmao
#31 - englishtallybopper (04/26/2015) [-]
ratytang meme is best meme
User avatar #30 - acemcgunner (04/20/2015) [-]
what do you use for editing and gifs...
User avatar #27 - yousaygoodbye (04/13/2015) [-]
Raty where you be
User avatar #28 to #27 - ratytang (04/13/2015) [-]
not here
User avatar #29 to #28 - yousaygoodbye (04/13/2015) [-]
OK yeah my name is obviously bluer than yours
#25 - Absolute Madman (03/05/2015) [-]
no srsly why are you so fat?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ratytang (03/06/2015) [-]
Why are you a ****** annon?
#24 - Absolute Madman (02/10/2015) [-]
why are u so fat?
User avatar #23 - ssjkirby (01/05/2015) [-]
**** off
#18 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I saw this background and I thought of you.
#19 to #18 - ratytang (12/04/2014) [-]
I love it, here is one for you
#21 to #19 - Absolute Madman (12/08/2014) [-]
where'd you get the hat from mang
User avatar #22 to #21 - ratytang (12/08/2014) [-]
My sons cupboard lol think the GF got it online from some baby place cant remember
User avatar #20 to #19 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm gonna use that as my background. I don't wanna accidentally shoot my computer.
User avatar #17 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#15 - tentaquil (01/19/2014) [-]
This wasn't supposed to happen but I'm glad it did
#16 to #15 - ratytang (01/19/2014) [-]
hahaha made my day
#14 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
You're ******* hilarious
#12 - voiceless ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG   
I'll stop mentioning you now.
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
#13 to #12 - minionofdolan (12/22/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
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#3 - Absolute Madman (10/28/2012) [-]
you so fahnny
#2 - nggamer (10/28/2012) [-]
your comments are hilarious
User avatar #1 - daddymcswagger (09/02/2012) [-]
Hai ma friend :D
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