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ratytang

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/robwdettmann
Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:australia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3633
Comment Ranking:#2199
Highest Content Rank:#203
Highest Comment Rank:#607
Content Thumbs: 39155 total,  47917 ,  8762
Comment Thumbs: 13945 total,  17577 ,  3632
Content Level Progress: 33.6% (336/1000)
Level 238 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 94.4% (472/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:20
Content Views:1744302
Times Content Favorited:971 times
Total Comments Made:3568
FJ Points:12253
Favorite Tags: admin (3) | tags (3) | Zoe Quin (2)

latest user's comments

#49 - you don't have to be the prostitute to unlock the demon door, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Fable Facts pt. 2 +14
User avatar #50 - tsuyu (03/01/2015) [-]
I never said you need to be a prostitute to open the door, I just mentioned that on the side.
#28 - I would love to have manly man secks with anita with my man dick 03/01/2015 on The Girlfriend 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here 0
#65 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
I fucking love that guy.
#1 - what is wrong with raspberry bums, they are quite delicious 03/01/2015 on Look at the last sentence... +1
#25 - i'm such a crazy euro i'm from Australia, now notice me admin chan  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here +2
#56 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
We're some mad cunts I tell you what.
User avatar #58 - ratytang (03/01/2015) [-]
#65 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
I fucking love that guy.
#13 - but does this mean jet fuel does melt steel beams? 03/01/2015 on All about that fad, 'bout... +1
#76 - pretty sure anyone who knows anything about Elvis knew all of … 03/01/2015 on Elvis Presley (OC) 0
#180 - I think i am a extreme extreme extreme no lifer, i'm on this s… 03/01/2015 on Which FJ character class... 0
#1 - yours would be the same to if someone sucked the air out of yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Her reaction is priceless 0
#3 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
you're used to waking up with tubes by your mouth huh bro...
#18 - also jet fuel can melt steel beams  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Flexible Unbreakable LED +4
User avatar #21 - xmacleodx (02/28/2015) [-]
Fuck you downvoters, that was funny
#17 - a truly unbreakable screen will never hit the mobile market as…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Flexible Unbreakable LED +27
#30 - monkeyheadbsc (02/28/2015) [-]
Though I can follow your point regarding cars I think that mobile phones become obsolete simply by advancing technology. While other products (cars, vacuum cleaners, lawn mowers) basically use the same technology or at least don't funcionally improve over time (cars you get gizmos, but a 10 year old car will still bring you to your destination comfortably), anything computer related evolves really fast, so by not being up to date you actually miss something.

But you're right, a broken display out of the time of warranty might accalerate the process.
User avatar #22 - iizpurple (02/28/2015) [-]
look up "planned obsolescence" when you have a few minutes. It's a brilliant market strategy
User avatar #33 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (02/28/2015) [-]
it's more of a side effect of how fast technology is advancing, obviously companies will exploit it like they exploit everything out of greed but it would still be happening if companies weren't endorsing it, they just wouldn't make as much money off it.
User avatar #26 - noblexfenrir (02/28/2015) [-]
Not just a marketing strategy as it also makes products cheaper overall because they can factor in the cheaper materials and the inevitable replacement down the road into their cost/benefit factors.
User avatar #18 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
also jet fuel can melt steel beams
User avatar #21 - xmacleodx (02/28/2015) [-]
Fuck you downvoters, that was funny
#69 - I'm new 02/28/2015 on Are you a newbie or a lurker? 0
#2 - I don't see what all the fuss is about, its not like jet fuel … 02/28/2015 on I choose you, Slowpoke! -3
#12 - Surprisingly you are right, 2 of my skyrim shop npcs died and … 02/28/2015 on Felling, feeling never +2
#22 - what a ****** defense 02/28/2015 on Weiners +21
#15 - it happens because our eyes adjust to light and it can remove … 02/28/2015 on What color is the dress? +2
#11 - there is an explanation for it but im no sciencexplain so i d… 02/28/2015 on What color is the dress? 0
#10 - try this one  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on What color is the dress? 0
User avatar #12 - charagrin (02/28/2015) [-]
THE COLORS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
#8 - white and gold sorry 02/28/2015 on What color is the dress? +3
#7 - Blue and black for me, some see it as white and gold,m i have …  [+] (10 new replies) 02/28/2015 on What color is the dress? 0
User avatar #14 - forsakensaint (02/28/2015) [-]
How the fuck can someone see white & gold in that? That makes absolutely no sense, blue/gold, black/blue or blue/brown... (It is Blue / black in reality tho, but i would understand the mistake in those options, but white & gold? THE fuck)
#44 - peebze (02/28/2015) [-]
The problem with the picture is that the camera automatically white balanced the photo from the background light instead of the subject of the picture causing the white balance in the photo to become super unrealistic. It's stuck at a point where some people can see one or both versions at the same time. The original colors are blue and black, but if you white balance blue/black it will eventually become white/gold.
#21 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
perception
User avatar #16 - fiahhawt (02/28/2015) [-]
it... looks white and gold to me idk
User avatar #15 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
it happens because our eyes adjust to light and it can remove shades of blue from our eyes
User avatar #9 - charagrin (02/28/2015) [-]
I wonder why I am seeing brown, this is interesting, I'll give it that.
User avatar #11 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
there is an explanation for it but im no sciencexplain so i dont really understand it but it has to do with the fibers in your eyes or some shit
User avatar #12 - charagrin (02/28/2015) [-]
THE COLORS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
User avatar #8 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
white and gold sorry
#4 - What color do you see?  [+] (18 new replies) 02/28/2015 on What color is the dress? 0
User avatar #86 - clechyl (02/28/2015) [-]
i'm seeing dog shit brown and some odd shade of greyish-blue
User avatar #39 - jackthexiv (02/28/2015) [-]
oh god that white balance is awful, like some one threw a photograph in a bucket of white paint ans scraped it off
User avatar #33 - sinonyx (02/28/2015) [-]
. . .
somethings wrong with this picture, i'm seeing blue black
User avatar #36 - sinonyx (02/28/2015) [-]
what the fucking fuck

i went to go get the picture i first saw to post it and now i see this picture is white and gold...
User avatar #20 - VincentKing (02/28/2015) [-]
the white bits have a slight blue tinge to me in the shadows, and the other bits gold
User avatar #17 - mahesuth (02/28/2015) [-]
Blue and brown/gold ... i think
User avatar #6 - charagrin (02/28/2015) [-]
Blue and brown.
User avatar #7 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
Blue and black for me, some see it as white and gold,m i have seen both, woke up tired and it was white and black
User avatar #14 - forsakensaint (02/28/2015) [-]
How the fuck can someone see white & gold in that? That makes absolutely no sense, blue/gold, black/blue or blue/brown... (It is Blue / black in reality tho, but i would understand the mistake in those options, but white & gold? THE fuck)
#44 - peebze (02/28/2015) [-]
The problem with the picture is that the camera automatically white balanced the photo from the background light instead of the subject of the picture causing the white balance in the photo to become super unrealistic. It's stuck at a point where some people can see one or both versions at the same time. The original colors are blue and black, but if you white balance blue/black it will eventually become white/gold.
#21 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
perception
User avatar #16 - fiahhawt (02/28/2015) [-]
it... looks white and gold to me idk
User avatar #15 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
it happens because our eyes adjust to light and it can remove shades of blue from our eyes
User avatar #9 - charagrin (02/28/2015) [-]
I wonder why I am seeing brown, this is interesting, I'll give it that.
User avatar #11 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
there is an explanation for it but im no sciencexplain so i dont really understand it but it has to do with the fibers in your eyes or some shit
User avatar #12 - charagrin (02/28/2015) [-]
THE COLORS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
User avatar #8 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
white and gold sorry
#1 - then why doesn't it change red? 02/28/2015 on The Magic Dress 0
#22 - 7:40 btw, nd your welcome  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on heard you guys like webms... 0
User avatar #26 - braindeadmetalhead (02/28/2015) [-]
thanks man!
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on heard you guys like webms... +1
User avatar #22 - ratytang (02/28/2015) [-]
7:40 btw, nd your welcome
User avatar #26 - braindeadmetalhead (02/28/2015) [-]
thanks man!
#10 - Is his head made out of jet fuel?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Fighting with your little... +51
User avatar #52 - adu (02/28/2015) [-]
but... but the joke is that jet fuel can't... you know what forget it.

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#24 - anonexplains (02/10/2015) [-]
why are u so fat?
User avatar #23 - ssjkirby (01/05/2015) [-]
**** off
#18 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I saw this background and I thought of you.
#19 to #18 - ratytang (12/04/2014) [-]
I love it, here is one for you
#21 to #19 - anonexplains (12/08/2014) [-]
where'd you get the hat from mang
User avatar #22 to #21 - ratytang (12/08/2014) [-]
My sons cupboard lol think the GF got it online from some baby place cant remember
User avatar #20 to #19 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm gonna use that as my background. I don't wanna accidentally shoot my computer.
#15 - tentaquil (01/19/2014) [-]
This wasn't supposed to happen but I'm glad it did
#16 to #15 - ratytang (01/19/2014) [-]
hahaha made my day
#14 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
You're ******* hilarious
#12 - voiceless (07/05/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG   
I'll stop mentioning you now.
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
#13 to #12 - minionofdolan (12/22/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
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#3 - anonexplains (10/28/2012) [-]
you so fahnny
#2 - nggamer (10/28/2012) [-]
your comments are hilarious
User avatar #1 - daddymcswagger (09/02/2012) [-]
Hai ma friend :D
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