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#21 - i would keep on the subject but like i said im still new to th… 08/05/2016 on Autism - A Witcher's Tale 0
#19 - it was a question, just didn't put the question mark  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2016 on Autism - A Witcher's Tale 0
#20 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No! you gotta give me more things to talk about so I can beat you over the head with my autistic Witcher 3 knowledge!

Goddamn it.
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#21 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i would keep on the subject but like i said im still new to the game and dont want spoilers
#14 - i havnt bought one item yet im only up to enhanced though 08/05/2016 on Autism - A Witcher's Tale 0
#13 - why are you buying mats for, you collect them as you play unle…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2016 on Autism - A Witcher's Tale 0
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#16 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
You can only buy or make the mats for the Grandmaster sets. They're unique, and you can't dismantle anything for em' because the only thing you can dismantle to get them is Grandmaster witcher gear.

Why the hell are you trying to tell me these things if you don't know?
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#19 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
it was a question, just didn't put the question mark
#20 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No! you gotta give me more things to talk about so I can beat you over the head with my autistic Witcher 3 knowledge!

Goddamn it.
User avatar
#21 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i would keep on the subject but like i said im still new to the game and dont want spoilers
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#14 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i havnt bought one item yet im only up to enhanced though
#9 - i can make that much easy lol i collect everything i come past…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2016 on Autism - A Witcher's Tale 0
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#12 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No, you don't understand.

So did I. I sold every piece of armor I got, every weapon, every rune, and I sold every crafting material I had until I only had twenty of each, and I've done every POI, sidequest, witcher contract, main quests up to the second last, I'm halfway through both DLCs, and I still didn't have enough money for every Grandmaster set.

You're going to find out that you really don't have enough money real quick.

One of the specific materials I speak of costs 4000, they are plates. The ingots used to make plates costs 2000, and you need two ingots to make a plate. You need two plates to make one chest piece, and trousers(I believe.). You also need 8 ingots to make boots, gauntlets, and swords, all are two ingots each.

That's 32000 crowns for each set of armor excluding the manticore set, which only costs about half to make.

32000 x 4 + 16000 = 144000

Now, assuming this is AFTER you have made all the mastercrafted sets, you're already gonna be sitting at maybe 30000 - 50000 if you did everything. Have fun earning that kind of money by looting bandit corpses, and every single container you can.

Or you can dupe.

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#13 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
why are you buying mats for, you collect them as you play unless they are new for the dlc
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#16 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
You can only buy or make the mats for the Grandmaster sets. They're unique, and you can't dismantle anything for em' because the only thing you can dismantle to get them is Grandmaster witcher gear.

Why the hell are you trying to tell me these things if you don't know?
User avatar
#19 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
it was a question, just didn't put the question mark
#20 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No! you gotta give me more things to talk about so I can beat you over the head with my autistic Witcher 3 knowledge!

Goddamn it.
User avatar
#21 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i would keep on the subject but like i said im still new to the game and dont want spoilers
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#14 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i havnt bought one item yet im only up to enhanced though
#7 - im still new to the game actually, i have the dlcs and real gw…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/05/2016 on Autism - A Witcher's Tale 0
#8 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
Going to warn you now, even if you do all the points of interests, and quests for the vanilla game, you're not going to have enough crowns to make every Grandmaster set in Blood & Wine.

If you want to get the full experience out of the game without going into NG+ and getting your ass whooped, then you're going to be forced to do one of two things depending on your platform:

1.) Dupe the shit out of those swords, yo.
2.) Download mods, and cheat the fuck out of the game.

Either way, you're going to have to cheese that shit, faggot. I did every single quest, and every single Point of Interest in the game up until the DLCs, and I STILL couldn't pay for the crafting price of the Grandmaster sets. The sets requires special, really expensive materials that you can't make without spending a lot of money JUST to craft them. I did all the stuff in Beauclair, and I still couldn't pay for it.

I'm also playing on Blood & Broken Bones difficulty, so everything gives me even more monetary profit. Still couldn't pay for those fucking sets.

Just to give you an idea, it costs about 20k-30k total to create a Grandmaster set for one set. There are five sets.
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#22 - erotictentacle (08/05/2016) [-]
There's also that exploit with the dwarven blacksmith in white orchard.
You just gotta buy as much shit form him as you can so he has tons of money, then spend ages pushing a nearby bees nest towards him with aard so it kills him.
Then, every time you wait for 1h, he dies again and his corpses stack up.

BUT!
This only works for a safe file you created before patch 1.23
User avatar
#9 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i can make that much easy lol i collect everything i come past, you can sell crafting items you dont need to for alchemy and shit, sell runes, some runes give heaps and i got hundreds
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#12 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No, you don't understand.

So did I. I sold every piece of armor I got, every weapon, every rune, and I sold every crafting material I had until I only had twenty of each, and I've done every POI, sidequest, witcher contract, main quests up to the second last, I'm halfway through both DLCs, and I still didn't have enough money for every Grandmaster set.

You're going to find out that you really don't have enough money real quick.

One of the specific materials I speak of costs 4000, they are plates. The ingots used to make plates costs 2000, and you need two ingots to make a plate. You need two plates to make one chest piece, and trousers(I believe.). You also need 8 ingots to make boots, gauntlets, and swords, all are two ingots each.

That's 32000 crowns for each set of armor excluding the manticore set, which only costs about half to make.

32000 x 4 + 16000 = 144000

Now, assuming this is AFTER you have made all the mastercrafted sets, you're already gonna be sitting at maybe 30000 - 50000 if you did everything. Have fun earning that kind of money by looting bandit corpses, and every single container you can.

Or you can dupe.

User avatar
#13 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
why are you buying mats for, you collect them as you play unless they are new for the dlc
User avatar
#16 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
You can only buy or make the mats for the Grandmaster sets. They're unique, and you can't dismantle anything for em' because the only thing you can dismantle to get them is Grandmaster witcher gear.

Why the hell are you trying to tell me these things if you don't know?
User avatar
#19 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
it was a question, just didn't put the question mark
#20 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No! you gotta give me more things to talk about so I can beat you over the head with my autistic Witcher 3 knowledge!

Goddamn it.
User avatar
#21 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i would keep on the subject but like i said im still new to the game and dont want spoilers
User avatar
#14 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i havnt bought one item yet im only up to enhanced though
#5 - still would have helped, could have done two trips rather then…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/05/2016 on Autism - A Witcher's Tale 0
#6 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
Yep, definitely used Roach... t only takes about 2 loadscreens, a half minute ride to get to where I sell the swords.

Even if I can't summon her, I can just get into combat, and then combat roll to a place where I can summon her... Do you take me for some sort of nab? I bet you haven't even mastercrafted every single armor set, you dumbhead! Your lack of mastercrafted armor disgusts me!
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#7 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
im still new to the game actually, i have the dlcs and real gwent cards though, but i intend to do as much as i can b4 i finish the game, im only lvl 24 btw so no i dont have master crafted lol
#8 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
Going to warn you now, even if you do all the points of interests, and quests for the vanilla game, you're not going to have enough crowns to make every Grandmaster set in Blood & Wine.

If you want to get the full experience out of the game without going into NG+ and getting your ass whooped, then you're going to be forced to do one of two things depending on your platform:

1.) Dupe the shit out of those swords, yo.
2.) Download mods, and cheat the fuck out of the game.

Either way, you're going to have to cheese that shit, faggot. I did every single quest, and every single Point of Interest in the game up until the DLCs, and I STILL couldn't pay for the crafting price of the Grandmaster sets. The sets requires special, really expensive materials that you can't make without spending a lot of money JUST to craft them. I did all the stuff in Beauclair, and I still couldn't pay for it.

I'm also playing on Blood & Broken Bones difficulty, so everything gives me even more monetary profit. Still couldn't pay for those fucking sets.

Just to give you an idea, it costs about 20k-30k total to create a Grandmaster set for one set. There are five sets.
User avatar
#22 - erotictentacle (08/05/2016) [-]
There's also that exploit with the dwarven blacksmith in white orchard.
You just gotta buy as much shit form him as you can so he has tons of money, then spend ages pushing a nearby bees nest towards him with aard so it kills him.
Then, every time you wait for 1h, he dies again and his corpses stack up.

BUT!
This only works for a safe file you created before patch 1.23
User avatar
#9 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i can make that much easy lol i collect everything i come past, you can sell crafting items you dont need to for alchemy and shit, sell runes, some runes give heaps and i got hundreds
User avatar
#12 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No, you don't understand.

So did I. I sold every piece of armor I got, every weapon, every rune, and I sold every crafting material I had until I only had twenty of each, and I've done every POI, sidequest, witcher contract, main quests up to the second last, I'm halfway through both DLCs, and I still didn't have enough money for every Grandmaster set.

You're going to find out that you really don't have enough money real quick.

One of the specific materials I speak of costs 4000, they are plates. The ingots used to make plates costs 2000, and you need two ingots to make a plate. You need two plates to make one chest piece, and trousers(I believe.). You also need 8 ingots to make boots, gauntlets, and swords, all are two ingots each.

That's 32000 crowns for each set of armor excluding the manticore set, which only costs about half to make.

32000 x 4 + 16000 = 144000

Now, assuming this is AFTER you have made all the mastercrafted sets, you're already gonna be sitting at maybe 30000 - 50000 if you did everything. Have fun earning that kind of money by looting bandit corpses, and every single container you can.

Or you can dupe.

User avatar
#13 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
why are you buying mats for, you collect them as you play unless they are new for the dlc
User avatar
#16 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
You can only buy or make the mats for the Grandmaster sets. They're unique, and you can't dismantle anything for em' because the only thing you can dismantle to get them is Grandmaster witcher gear.

Why the hell are you trying to tell me these things if you don't know?
User avatar
#19 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
it was a question, just didn't put the question mark
#20 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No! you gotta give me more things to talk about so I can beat you over the head with my autistic Witcher 3 knowledge!

Goddamn it.
User avatar
#21 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i would keep on the subject but like i said im still new to the game and dont want spoilers
User avatar
#14 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i havnt bought one item yet im only up to enhanced though
#3 - you know there is a skill for more inventory weight? take it u…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/05/2016 on Autism - A Witcher's Tale 0
#4 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
But there's no perk that raises inventory weight to 400.
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#5 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
still would have helped, could have done two trips rather then walk slow ya pleb, hope you at least used ya horse
#6 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
Yep, definitely used Roach... t only takes about 2 loadscreens, a half minute ride to get to where I sell the swords.

Even if I can't summon her, I can just get into combat, and then combat roll to a place where I can summon her... Do you take me for some sort of nab? I bet you haven't even mastercrafted every single armor set, you dumbhead! Your lack of mastercrafted armor disgusts me!
User avatar
#7 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
im still new to the game actually, i have the dlcs and real gwent cards though, but i intend to do as much as i can b4 i finish the game, im only lvl 24 btw so no i dont have master crafted lol
#8 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
Going to warn you now, even if you do all the points of interests, and quests for the vanilla game, you're not going to have enough crowns to make every Grandmaster set in Blood & Wine.

If you want to get the full experience out of the game without going into NG+ and getting your ass whooped, then you're going to be forced to do one of two things depending on your platform:

1.) Dupe the shit out of those swords, yo.
2.) Download mods, and cheat the fuck out of the game.

Either way, you're going to have to cheese that shit, faggot. I did every single quest, and every single Point of Interest in the game up until the DLCs, and I STILL couldn't pay for the crafting price of the Grandmaster sets. The sets requires special, really expensive materials that you can't make without spending a lot of money JUST to craft them. I did all the stuff in Beauclair, and I still couldn't pay for it.

I'm also playing on Blood & Broken Bones difficulty, so everything gives me even more monetary profit. Still couldn't pay for those fucking sets.

Just to give you an idea, it costs about 20k-30k total to create a Grandmaster set for one set. There are five sets.
User avatar
#22 - erotictentacle (08/05/2016) [-]
There's also that exploit with the dwarven blacksmith in white orchard.
You just gotta buy as much shit form him as you can so he has tons of money, then spend ages pushing a nearby bees nest towards him with aard so it kills him.
Then, every time you wait for 1h, he dies again and his corpses stack up.

BUT!
This only works for a safe file you created before patch 1.23
User avatar
#9 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i can make that much easy lol i collect everything i come past, you can sell crafting items you dont need to for alchemy and shit, sell runes, some runes give heaps and i got hundreds
User avatar
#12 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No, you don't understand.

So did I. I sold every piece of armor I got, every weapon, every rune, and I sold every crafting material I had until I only had twenty of each, and I've done every POI, sidequest, witcher contract, main quests up to the second last, I'm halfway through both DLCs, and I still didn't have enough money for every Grandmaster set.

You're going to find out that you really don't have enough money real quick.

One of the specific materials I speak of costs 4000, they are plates. The ingots used to make plates costs 2000, and you need two ingots to make a plate. You need two plates to make one chest piece, and trousers(I believe.). You also need 8 ingots to make boots, gauntlets, and swords, all are two ingots each.

That's 32000 crowns for each set of armor excluding the manticore set, which only costs about half to make.

32000 x 4 + 16000 = 144000

Now, assuming this is AFTER you have made all the mastercrafted sets, you're already gonna be sitting at maybe 30000 - 50000 if you did everything. Have fun earning that kind of money by looting bandit corpses, and every single container you can.

Or you can dupe.

User avatar
#13 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
why are you buying mats for, you collect them as you play unless they are new for the dlc
User avatar
#16 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
You can only buy or make the mats for the Grandmaster sets. They're unique, and you can't dismantle anything for em' because the only thing you can dismantle to get them is Grandmaster witcher gear.

Why the hell are you trying to tell me these things if you don't know?
User avatar
#19 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
it was a question, just didn't put the question mark
#20 - rajotazo (08/05/2016) [-]
No! you gotta give me more things to talk about so I can beat you over the head with my autistic Witcher 3 knowledge!

Goddamn it.
User avatar
#21 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i would keep on the subject but like i said im still new to the game and dont want spoilers
User avatar
#14 - ratytang (08/05/2016) [-]
i havnt bought one item yet im only up to enhanced though
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#75 - kingxcvii (08/05/2016) [-]
Yeah or else he gonna be a mudkipfucker while you watch.
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