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Is.. is that how child suppott is viewed in australia?
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its australia, better question to ask is, what isnt wrong
- if i did i would probably die not be hung over
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Have you tried drinking the same amount as your younger years? You might have a 35 morning.
if i did i would probably die not be hung over
I used to drink...let's say a lot. Not everyday but you know - the youth days, festivals with friends etc. when you counted your beers in sixpacks. My hangovers were tame THEN. Now I'm 33, have a kid and since I never drink alone or without a purpose I drink only few times a year. My hangovers are bad as hell even after 3 or 4 beers because I'm not used to drinking anymore. They're actually a lot tamer after hard liqour ike whisky or vodka, it's beer and wine thet give me the worst ones. BUT - if I drink for some amount of time - for example in the summer - I kinda get used to it more and hangovers are not as bad. The worst ones for me are actually when I don't drink for a month or 2 - then - 3 beers and my next day is shit.
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A wildly less intense event in my life was the time the highschool bully came up and demanded I give her my drink and I just thought she was autistic/a slut used to getting her way, so I just ignored her and went about my business.
I have a knife and you have something I want
one night me and few of my buddies were drunk partying in my garage my buddies go outside to smoke so we go outside and there are 2 guys chillin outside my garage door. being drunk we just said wasup and ask them if they want a shot. they were like hell yeah. they pulled a bottle out too. later that night they pull out a gun and let us check it out. they leave later in the night and we go to pass out. the next day we thought about it and those fuckers were gonna try to rob us with an empty gun.
mfw it was the next day
Actually happened to me once also. Guy pulled a knife and tried to rob me and I just laughed at him. I seriously didn't realize until years later that he was serious.
I had a similar thing happen to me when I was in high school except I was a weeb and actually carried around a weird cane/baton that split at the middle producing two swords (the handle of each sword was the other's sheath.
I was walking home from work after school at around 3 am in a small city and there was this guy on the sidewalk with a baseball bat in the park. He asked me if I was walking alone so late without protection so without thinking I pulled out my baton thing (it was made of metal) from my backpack, and then he pulled out a knife in the hand that wasn't holding the bat, I thought he was just showing off so I split it at the center and drew the swords. Dude took a look at them and said "what the fuck" and just took off running. I was just like "what the hell just happened?" and put the sword/baton thing away. Its a good thing nothing ever happened because they weren't meant for actually fighting with... I ended up breaking the blades off a week later because they were just held in with a bit of glue and a plastic pin.... however the baton side of it could've been useful since it was made of metal and latched together fairly well.
if someone said "knife to be my nuts"
I met a guy who wasnt try to rob me but:
He comes up to me in a roughish area of London and asks for some money. I turn him down, then he starts talking about how he was in prison and goes "You know what I was in for? Armed robbery", and i was like "well, that sucks man." and just walked off.
Later I wondered whether the whole armed robbery was meant to be a threat, or just making idle conversation.
it's the uk, having a piece of lint in your pocket probably counts as being armed
I respect a man more who can kill with lint as opposed to a knife or firearm. That's the true bad ass
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