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ratytang

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: robwdettmann
Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
Last Login:9/03/2015
Location:australia
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#28 - "If I had money, I'd have a xbox one, ps4, wiiu and keep … 08/12/2015 on PC gaming +1
#142 - these are safety traps lol they just sting a little when you p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2015 on Justice Boner (read Desc.) +1
User avatar #144 - arkis (08/12/2015) [-]
depends on the one you get, I have an older one, fucker bites mice in half most of the time with no modification, they are just called T-rex traps. THAT one might be a safety one but the older ones, nothing safe about those fuckers
#22 - the **** you talking about  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on skullheads dinner with... 0
User avatar #23 - helpful (08/11/2015) [-]
you bb
#9 - i got no idea what you just said  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on When your girlfriend is on... -4
#11 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
he said its fake....and he's right
#3 - when people dont get the joke  [+] (11 new replies) 08/11/2015 on Warning!! (desc) +572
User avatar #75 - juter (08/12/2015) [-]
Still worth it
User avatar #6 - loopymoomoo (08/11/2015) [-]
I get it.
User avatar #55 - snoopalldayeverday (08/12/2015) [-]
explain please
#57 - tomatoesauce (08/12/2015) [-]
He is buying more wallets so the chicks think they are taking his money, but are just getting naked for him.
#59 - flflfl (08/12/2015) [-]
i would think they would remember him though
User avatar #74 - whiterabit (08/12/2015) [-]
Shh it was a joke
User avatar #8 - mewis (08/11/2015) [-]
You're not people
#69 - bettynotsowhite (08/12/2015) [-]
#13 - aries (08/11/2015) [-]
"you're not people"- mewis 2015.
Beautiful
#62 - derpthefifth (08/12/2015) [-]
"No, individuals are smart, people are stupid."
-Agent K
#51 - binuclear (08/12/2015) [-]
>>#8,
#11 - that is what my mom tells me 08/11/2015 on Motorcycle patience +2
#9 - free bike man, its like winnin the lotto, just gota risk death…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2015 on Motorcycle patience +1
User avatar #23 - toiletpaper (08/12/2015) [-]
not really a free bike since he had to pay for the first one he had, and it seemed like it was in really nice condition before it got smeared into the pavement
#10 - horrusia (08/11/2015) [-]
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
#11 - ratytang (08/11/2015) [-]
that is what my mom tells me
#7 - I approve 08/11/2015 on teaching a newfag to shitpost +2
#3 - AUS has 2 meanings, i thought you knew i lived in Australia fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on When your girlfriend is on... +1
User avatar #4 - needsauceadmisblan (08/11/2015) [-]
yea i typed it wrong.
only problem is that i don't thinkin fucking AUS has any chocolate. or at the least is expensive as shit.
#14 - dancing is connected to music so it makes sense 08/11/2015 on White dancemoves 0
#13 - Comment deleted 08/11/2015 on White dancemoves 0
#2 - now convert it to a bean bag 08/11/2015 on Worlds largest Whoopie cushion +1
#6 - anyone got this in gif form, cant edit stupid web-ms in photoshop 08/11/2015 on teaching a newfag to shitpost 0
#3 - shes nervous but on the surface she looks moms spagetti 08/11/2015 on Classroom Experience +2
#3 - you can pause in a moba?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2015 on My cat fell of the window +1
User avatar #7 - ericarthurblair (08/11/2015) [-]
in dota2 you get on pause per player per game, its intented use is to give disconnected players time to reconnect it's sad that disconnects are so common that you need this function but every player has the ability to unpause so there's generally at least one asshole who unpause immediately
User avatar #18 - greyhoundfd (08/11/2015) [-]
I once pressed F4 to open the shop while accidentally holding down alt. No one paused for me. Shit was sad.
#8 - whathello (08/11/2015) [-]
you get more than one pause, its just timed, disconnects are only really that common because the only way to stop people from unpausing instantly is disconnecting, which gives a grace period where the opponents cannot unpause
#5 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
in dota 2 its the f9 key, but others can unpause as well and its annoying
#2 - i knew the guy in white would loose, he tired him self out swi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on full contact fight in... +14
User avatar #10 - mienkampf (08/11/2015) [-]
seems to me he only boxes. Box has a definite disadvantage against any of the "MMAs", I've always considered that the key would be to not let the opponent have the space or chance to use kicks and or grabs, etc. meaning attack contantly if only to not give him space. and it kinda worked out, the kicks never really knocked him down, but the guy let his guard down since he wasn't recieving many punches and it was so fast and precise it completely knocked him out
#1 - how can you be a gamer and a photographer at the same time, pr… 08/11/2015 on killed vs raped 0
#1 - ive lived with many girls and this is not what a period does, …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/11/2015 on When your girlfriend is on... +99
#45 - bloodoffear (08/12/2015) [-]
Period caused craving, girl experimented with forcefulness and decided to go the adorable and lovey route, got chocolate. Seemed pretty not bitchy and normal. Guy just beleived that she really wanted chocolate.. she probably did period or no. Im no white knight fag but Id probably do it just because.. (not to mention the sexual thank you afterwards)
#34 - xxjmacxx (08/12/2015) [-]
**xxjmacxx used "*roll picture*"**
**xxjmacxx rolled image**

Or maybe it was a joke
#43 - theite (08/12/2015) [-]
#7 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
No this is what a bitch does, and a douchebag with a cameraphone does for notes and upvotes on tumblr or reddit or whatever the fuck faggot-forum he goes to validate his own existence.
User avatar #9 - ratytang (08/11/2015) [-]
i got no idea what you just said
#11 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
he said its fake....and he's right
User avatar #2 - needsauceadmisblan (08/11/2015) [-]
i think we might have missed part of the conversatoin. im thinking it went
"id suck you dick for some fucking chocolate"
only problem i see is that i dont think fucking in AUS has chocolate
#5 - buffalogriller (08/11/2015) [-]
*AUT
User avatar #3 - ratytang (08/11/2015) [-]
AUS has 2 meanings, i thought you knew i lived in Australia for a second then i realised you meant the town fucking in austria
User avatar #4 - needsauceadmisblan (08/11/2015) [-]
yea i typed it wrong.
only problem is that i don't thinkin fucking AUS has any chocolate. or at the least is expensive as shit.
#1 - watch how many people with no kids bitch about how he caught t… 08/11/2015 on Bare Hand Baby Wielding Steal 0
#1 - company truck, he will get a free bike out of it as long as he…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2015 on Motorcycle patience +2
#8 - sharpielol (08/11/2015) [-]
Damn right I'd be pissed. You clearly don't know the fear of a dumbass damn near killing you while you're on a bike simply because of their lack of attention.
User avatar #9 - ratytang (08/11/2015) [-]
free bike man, its like winnin the lotto, just gota risk death, fucking pussy
User avatar #23 - toiletpaper (08/12/2015) [-]
not really a free bike since he had to pay for the first one he had, and it seemed like it was in really nice condition before it got smeared into the pavement
#10 - horrusia (08/11/2015) [-]
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
#11 - ratytang (08/11/2015) [-]
that is what my mom tells me
#8 - is this real life?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2015 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #12 - bhartigan (08/11/2015) [-]
Is this just fantasy?
User avatar #13 - mrmcbob (08/11/2015) [-]
Stuck in a landslide
User avatar #17 - tuchux (08/11/2015) [-]
No escape from the game CD?
#2 - best i could find 08/11/2015 on Not John Cena 0
#7 - it makes me angry that taylor swifft is famous for music but c…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2015 on White dancemoves 0
User avatar #11 - fatminion (08/11/2015) [-]
it makes me angry that dancing is considered a key skill in "making music"
User avatar #14 - ratytang (08/11/2015) [-]
dancing is connected to music so it makes sense
#8 - ihateeverybodytoo (08/11/2015) [-]
everyone looks like a moron when they dance. You only notice more when they don't dance "well"
#13 - ratytang has deleted their comment.
#10 - so why is his brother different?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2015 on Thorazine -7
#12 - rednax (08/11/2015) [-]
'cause his brother wasn't the firstborn, and thus was never given much time to be fed the "you're going to be the best king in history" pampering from Cersei. He was just pampered to be a sissy instead.
#38 - im gender fluid, im a girl today cant you tell? 08/10/2015 on Transgender Cringe 0

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#32 - tikitaco (04/29/2015) [-]
You're one sassy kitty    It's so choppy lmao
You're one sassy kitty It's so choppy lmao
#31 - englishtallybopper (04/26/2015) [-]
ratytang meme is best meme
User avatar #30 - acemcgunner (04/20/2015) [-]
what do you use for editing and gifs...
User avatar #27 - yousaygoodbye (04/13/2015) [-]
Raty where you be
User avatar #28 to #27 - ratytang ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
not here
User avatar #29 to #28 - yousaygoodbye (04/13/2015) [-]
OK yeah my name is obviously bluer than yours
#25 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
no srsly why are you so fat?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ratytang ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Why are you a ****** annon?
#24 - anon (02/10/2015) [-]
why are u so fat?
User avatar #23 - ssjkirby (01/05/2015) [-]
**** off
#18 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I saw this background and I thought of you.
#19 to #18 - ratytang ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I love it, here is one for you
#21 to #19 - anon (12/08/2014) [-]
where'd you get the hat from mang
User avatar #22 to #21 - ratytang ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
My sons cupboard lol think the GF got it online from some baby place cant remember
User avatar #20 to #19 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm gonna use that as my background. I don't wanna accidentally shoot my computer.
User avatar #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#15 - tentaquil (01/19/2014) [-]
This wasn't supposed to happen but I'm glad it did
#16 to #15 - ratytang ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
hahaha made my day
#14 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
You're ******* hilarious
#12 - voiceless (07/05/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG   
I'll stop mentioning you now.
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
#13 to #12 - minionofdolan (12/22/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG
I'll stop mentioning you now.
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#3 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
you so fahnny
#2 - nggamer (10/28/2012) [-]
your comments are hilarious
User avatar #1 - daddymcswagger (09/02/2012) [-]
Hai ma friend :D
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