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Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:australia
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#30 - Wake up america its the alumanardi 09/19/2014 on Seat disappeared +2
#22 - why are you back? funny junk was better without you. 09/19/2014 on Meet Larry +1
#198 - I bring the sauce 09/18/2014 on USA fact comp 0
#24 - spoiler alert, she uses her belly button 09/17/2014 on How to open a beer +12
#78 - No one has kangaroos in Australia, you are lying because we ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on this comic explaines it... +3
User avatar #79 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
I refuse to buy an Emu because most Emu Dealers are scummy and get away with selling used Emus for premium prices as if they were new. They also have terrible fuel efficiency. I'd rather push my Kangaroo than ride an Emu.
#181 - Picture 09/17/2014 on IMPORTANT FJ POLL +3
#73 - I ******* love beer, then again I'm Australian  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on this comic explaines it... +3
User avatar #77 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
Enough with the stereotypes. I'm Australian and hate beer. My pet Kangaroo loves it though.
User avatar #78 - ratytang (09/17/2014) [-]
No one has kangaroos in Australia, you are lying because we have emu's they are faster.
User avatar #79 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
I refuse to buy an Emu because most Emu Dealers are scummy and get away with selling used Emus for premium prices as if they were new. They also have terrible fuel efficiency. I'd rather push my Kangaroo than ride an Emu.
#156 - Batman would not film it, he would just do it 09/17/2014 on Motorcycle girl vs litterers 0
#36 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Emo Phillips +1
#113 - you're telling me she is not, waiting at a fast food place or …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Motorcycle girl vs litterers 0
User avatar #127 - capslockrage (09/17/2014) [-]
If batman was waiting around for someone to rob a bank so he could stop it, would he not be doing it because it's right?
User avatar #156 - ratytang (09/17/2014) [-]
Batman would not film it, he would just do it
User avatar #116 - zomgwaffle (09/17/2014) [-]
Nice autism, of course she'd wait where people would litter so she can throw it back at them or teach them a lesson when she sees it. Are you fucking stupid?
#43 - acquire hola "better internet" and a friend from the… 09/17/2014 on When you're of the country... 0
#50 - ive never even considered melee in fallout games, i always go …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on F:NV Logic: Symbols +1
User avatar #81 - bossguycumsplash (09/17/2014) [-]
It is actually quite viable, while I usually go with small guns melee worked just as well imo. You could just try it.
User avatar #57 - rudebrat (09/17/2014) [-]
Fighting with melee and unarmed is tons of fun in FNV, it's almost always my main fighting style.
#21 - I tried. I didn't really, i just stole it from google 09/17/2014 on How to make scroll paper. +8
#102 - this bitch isn't doing this because she wants to do the right …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Motorcycle girl vs litterers -4
User avatar #121 - TwiztidNinja (09/17/2014) [-]
As a motorbike rider, i also wear a go pro everywhere i go, and i catch a lot of shit just like this, unlike the girl in this video, i do not give a fuck.
Nono she cares dude.
#114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/17/2014) [-]
there always has to be that one person that can't accept another person is actually doing something for the right reason..

I suspect your mamma's titty milk was sour and that is why you don't trust anyone...
User avatar #110 - crackmaster (09/17/2014) [-]
if i was a vigilante is would wait in the hood rather than pine wood estates
User avatar #117 - zomgwaffle (09/17/2014) [-]
THIS. EXACTLY.
User avatar #107 - zomgwaffle (09/17/2014) [-]
> this bitch isn't doing this because she wants to do the right thing, she is waiting in places where she knows it will happen

You're so retarded it hurts.
User avatar #115 - jamessevensix (09/17/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #113 - ratytang (09/17/2014) [-]
you're telling me she is not, waiting at a fast food place or driving around with sticky tape waiting to tape rubbish to a window?
User avatar #127 - capslockrage (09/17/2014) [-]
If batman was waiting around for someone to rob a bank so he could stop it, would he not be doing it because it's right?
User avatar #156 - ratytang (09/17/2014) [-]
Batman would not film it, he would just do it
User avatar #116 - zomgwaffle (09/17/2014) [-]
Nice autism, of course she'd wait where people would litter so she can throw it back at them or teach them a lesson when she sees it. Are you fucking stupid?
#33 - I just lift my nuts and wipe back to front, saves me getting o… 09/15/2014 on Facts 0
#41 - Picture 09/15/2014 on Belguim 0
#3122 - **ratytang rolls 324,435,003** 09/15/2014 on Roll for green text 0
#28 - Picture 09/15/2014 on Thor +7
#18 - I wonder how comfortable this chair is not? 09/15/2014 on Look at this faggot 0
#68 - oh and another thing as the guy says in the post, this is 2014… 09/14/2014 on Game devs just hit a new low 0
#67 - and pcs are also now designed for controller support and they … 09/14/2014 on Game devs just hit a new low 0
#58 - watch dragon ball Z kai, it cuts out all the crap, but it is w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Did You Know? -1
User avatar #67 - pooplol (09/13/2014) [-]
except don't watch Kai if you want to listen to the better music
#61 - because it does NOT need a mouse in the menu, all a mouse does…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Game devs just hit a new low 0
#66 - darthan (09/13/2014) [-]
You're still defending the fact that a PC (Personal Computer, which is designed with a mouse and keyboard you dumbass bitch) has a menu in which it has NO FUCKING MOUSE SUPPORT. If I wanted to NOT use a mouse for a game I WOULDN'T PLAY IT ON A GAMING MEDIUM THAT USES A MOUSE 24/7. Once again I direct you to the video from TotalBiscuit where he COMPARES THIS PIECE OF SHIT TO A GAME THAT CAME OUT 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO. And the game from 9 years ago has EVERYTHING for a PC game. So YES, a mouse for menu's is required for a game where a mouse is needed to get to the game. You wanna play with a controller, than play on a console that doesn't use a mouse.
User avatar #68 - ratytang (09/14/2014) [-]
oh and another thing as the guy says in the post, this is 2014 get a fucking controller you scrub
User avatar #67 - ratytang (09/14/2014) [-]
and pcs are also now designed for controller support and they where 9 years ago too yet they removed controller support from a game that was designed for it 9 fucking years ago, and if you knew anything about the history of computers you would also know that they have always used controllers or joysticks, just because your dumb ass does not own one does not mean they are not part of one
#57 - but it does have full keyboard and mouse controls, just not mo…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Game devs just hit a new low 0
#58 - darthan (09/13/2014) [-]
Which is something they SHOULD HAVE CHANGED FOR PC you retarded fuck. Do you not understand that TotalBiscuit has done a review on this game, and you're sticking up for a piece of shit port? Fable: The Lost Chapter is on PC, full Keyboard and Mouse for everything, and this shitty ass game is saying 'Oh, we can't do that. Too hard.'

They barely have rebindable keys, and the game, once again, looks like shit.

User avatar #61 - ratytang (09/13/2014) [-]
because it does NOT need a mouse in the menu, all a mouse does it make it faster for lazy cunts, should it be there, sure, does it need to be there to play the game, NO! and it's not half obvious the game is not up to par for the graphical standards of todays games, if you watched the totalbisket video your self he even says it should be titled as a re mastered game not remake because it used to same old game to enhance the graphics, to make it any better they would of had to re make the whole game, its like trying to slap make up on a fat chick and make her pretty, not going to happen, but would you fuck it, of course your virgin ass would.
#66 - darthan (09/13/2014) [-]
You're still defending the fact that a PC (Personal Computer, which is designed with a mouse and keyboard you dumbass bitch) has a menu in which it has NO FUCKING MOUSE SUPPORT. If I wanted to NOT use a mouse for a game I WOULDN'T PLAY IT ON A GAMING MEDIUM THAT USES A MOUSE 24/7. Once again I direct you to the video from TotalBiscuit where he COMPARES THIS PIECE OF SHIT TO A GAME THAT CAME OUT 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO. And the game from 9 years ago has EVERYTHING for a PC game. So YES, a mouse for menu's is required for a game where a mouse is needed to get to the game. You wanna play with a controller, than play on a console that doesn't use a mouse.
User avatar #68 - ratytang (09/14/2014) [-]
oh and another thing as the guy says in the post, this is 2014 get a fucking controller you scrub
User avatar #67 - ratytang (09/14/2014) [-]
and pcs are also now designed for controller support and they where 9 years ago too yet they removed controller support from a game that was designed for it 9 fucking years ago, and if you knew anything about the history of computers you would also know that they have always used controllers or joysticks, just because your dumb ass does not own one does not mean they are not part of one
#49 - no what is lazy are the people complaining that they have to p…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Game devs just hit a new low -1
#59 - bluemagebrilly (09/13/2014) [-]
I think the point is more "I can't do this", rather than "I can't do anything." They're complaining about something expected, something they felt should just be included on principle.

I don't really care about this in particular, because I'm definitely not getting Fable again, but I have to admit that there are some games that do the opposite of this; requiring you to use your mouse instead of your keyboard to navigate, and then you never use your mouse again. It's pretty bothersome.
User avatar #52 - leonhardt (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah. That's a problem.
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#15 - tentaquil (01/19/2014) [-]
This wasn't supposed to happen but I'm glad it did
#16 to #15 - ratytang (01/19/2014) [-]
hahaha made my day
#14 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
You're ******* hilarious
#12 - voiceless (07/05/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG   
I'll stop mentioning you now.
HI RATYTANG
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#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/28/2012) [-]
you so fahnny
#2 - nggamer (10/28/2012) [-]
your comments are hilarious
User avatar #1 - daddymcswagger (09/02/2012) [-]
Hai ma friend :D
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