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#56 - No ******* way that all five of those people wou… 2 minutes ago on Just another SJW greentext 0
#84 - Might I ask what this is a reference from?  [+] (1 new reply) 10 minutes ago on frustration 0
#87 - xxxsonic fanxxx (1 minute ago) [-]
Fire emblem awakening for 3ds
"time to tip the scales" is kind of your characters trademark battlecry
#66 - Because we pay attention to 'em. If nobody thumbed up this com… 1 hour ago on 9gag pickup lines 0
#88 - Gotta love FJ for taking something poetic and flinging … 12 hours ago on Except Deadpool -2
#87 - There is a circle of life, and death. While death is the one t… 12 hours ago on Except Deadpool 0
#135 - The influx of lewd animegirls is outta control. ... Proceed. 10/23/2014 on Go Ahead and Skip 0
#68 - True enough, it all comes to perspective. But you must not for… 10/12/2014 on Follow your dream 0
#12 - Wait, wut? The last two lines were kinda hard to understand.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +3
User avatar #14 - megayoming (10/12/2014) [-]
My other character used a Sentence that means im being held against my will

My new character is from the same church and learned the phrase but he was so dumb it took him three days to realize that he was being held captive.

Jpeg bro.
#25 - vytros (10/12/2014) [-]
So did you save him later or was it off the table?
#47 - megayoming (10/13/2014) [-]
Dm got the time wizard to be the villain we where trying to find.

At the lest session she killed our bard and i bashed her face in. Time wizard shenanigans and makes it so she is brought back,

We all died and little bro was forced to be her adopted son.

Fucking hate my dm. but hes a pretty cool dude comes up with some of the most interesting stories and lore.
#65 - Dunno about you, but I spent my entire childhood daydreaming. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Follow your dream 0
#66 - megayoming (10/12/2014) [-]
Not every dream is nice.

Some times im burned alive. some times im living in a industrial city and live on the streets. some times its peaceful, but getting your limbs squired every other life is a fucking tense moment.

Im not good with names because i have to learn them every time i come back from the land of wonders.

Every dream is another life and iv come to the conclusion this life is my hub life. the life i always come back too. I never get to see my children again, I never get to say to my wife "i love you" the fact that death is never a garentee is a monumental scare every single time i go i know that i will never see or talk to them they died or i died.

Imagine w8in in heaven and its just earth but diffrentish and when people die they might not even go to your heaven.

I never got to my sisters wedding because i was mugged. i never get to learn if she mourned or if the wedding was a fiasco i never got to say to my friend "we should get that beer."

Its an escape for you but for me thats my life my children my wife my parents my education my everything, there is so much shit i did not do, Even tho i lived a few of my life's to the fullest i looked back and said fuck i didn't put my zipper up or i forgot to give my grandson a present for his birthday.

Tl&DR im never going to see these people again. no heaven ill never get to watch over them. even if i know i was wrong im not punished for it. I might be satan in my dream and murder peoples but i never got my karma.

what do you do when all is for naught? at what point do i speak another language because iv had to learn a few. none of them are real but fuck me, does it fuck me up something fierce.

There were colors i cannot see now, sounds that iv never heard, things that would give a child PTSD for the rest of their life if not paralyze them in fear. How the fuck do you fight the spoopy monster when its faster stronger and throws its skin at you.
#68 - rakoom (10/12/2014) [-]
True enough, it all comes to perspective. But you must not forget that those dreams were real. They happened, it just didn't happen outside of your mind. It was created, by you, it was you who lived through it. Nobody else were part of it, but that doesn't make it any less real. Embrace that.
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#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2014) [-]
i found the fedora wearing, dick choking, brony the phony one and only rakoom the faggot kid now cure your autism.
#4 to #3 - rakoom ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Oh joy. A terrifying anon.
User avatar #1 - fuckingtrolls (11/11/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - rakoom ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Gods damn it. My secret is oooouuuut oAo
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