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I've been a funnyjunk creeper for a while and finally decided to make a profile. Be gentle D:

Also, I play a lot of video games but I'm a noob at most , if not all of them :P

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#28 - I don't want to name names or company names or anything like t…  [+] (2 replies) 10/20/2016 on Help me get revenge 0
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#29 - fatminion (10/20/2016) [-]
yeah, I get it. I'm just a musician myself, had made a few albums and played on other peoples' albums, and am generally interested in what you guys did before shit hit the fan. Plus maybe you could post this on musician boards and get some help, maybe even some band/label has had similar issues and can reccommend the perfect lawyer. Can you at least tell me what kind of bands/artists you guys helped, and your role in the whole thing?
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#30 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
He did a whole mix of things, not just bands but music was his main interest. He did advertising for local businesses, gave bands a space to practice and record, had rooms for them to hire out for live shows, sorted out locations to shoot music videos and then record said music videos, do all the editing and all that, and things called show reels where they did snippets of their songs for their own advertising.

He also did photography for the town, he did a photo booth for people and recorded for a charity event that went all the way through town.

He was all about helping the local people, as we're a small town there's pretty much nowhere for people to spread their creative wings, so he gave hopeful musicians that opportunity. He helped with music therapy for the council with troubled kids, worked with the local youth club giving free music lessons and such, took on kids from college who wanted to go into photography/advertising/music.

My role was only just beginning when it happened. I met him in October of 2014 through a mutual friend and he started teaching me about website design for a comic I'm making, I started helping him set up for bands and he even started teaching me how to use the recording equipment in the studio, he mentioned several times that he'd be more than happy to employ me if I got the training I needed (which he was willing to give, for free) It was last August that shit hit the fan and it's still going on, day by day just shit hitting everything.

All the bands he worked with know what's happened and they're devastated, one lot of metal heads, who were absolute sweethearts, tried to find out where Dick and Rat Face lived so they could kick the shit out of them, but my friend told them not to get in trouble because it might ruin their lives.
#10 - Thank you  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2016 on raiterra's profile 0
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#11 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
absolutely, ill be back in an hour or so, ill talk to you then.
#24 - Yeah true, very true. I know he's into some hardcore BDSM whic…  [+] (2 replies) 10/20/2016 on Help me get revenge 0
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#26 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
Read my comment on your profile, we'll continue our conversation there to be safe.
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#25 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
*like it too
#22 - Oh no I'm not gonna tell her I'm doing anything, but I may jus…  [+] (4 replies) 10/20/2016 on Help me get revenge 0
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#23 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
yeah, i wouldn't do it yourself unless its your only option, its really risky because he still sees you as "that girl who's friends with the guy he stole a company from."
dont be fooled by his physical expressions, anyone can fake a smile and emotion, its what they do behind closed doors that matters.
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#24 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
Yeah true, very true. I know he's into some hardcore BDSM which I don't want anyone to get forced into...unless they lie it too, I figure if you can happily fuck up someones life, no matter how nice you act, you're still an evil bastard
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#26 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
Read my comment on your profile, we'll continue our conversation there to be safe.
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#25 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
*like it too
#20 - That really helps, thank you The problem is trying to convi…  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2016 on Help me get revenge 0
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#31 - grandautisimo (10/20/2016) [-]
well, if british law is similar enough to german law even you could file a complaint with the police, since it is a crime and in germany one would be even required to report it.
#18 - I'm a girl myself so I know how to manipulate to a degree, tho…  [+] (6 replies) 10/20/2016 on Help me get revenge 0
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#21 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
i highly recommend you don't tell ANYONE more details than they need to know. Are you sure you can trust his girlfriend enough to not tell him you are up to something? all it takes is for him to have a grain of sands worth of suspicion and it all fails. he needs to think you are over it, act like you've moved on, make him feel safe... once he feels safe and secure.. that's when you get him. Hunny, this can take months maybe years, rushing this will only ruin it, patience is the only thing that can win this battle.. i promise.
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#22 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
Oh no I'm not gonna tell her I'm doing anything, but I may just casually ask about Dick, act concerned for him as he's gained weight and such, they also work together so i could find his actual work patterns.

Dick doesn't know how much I hate him, he works at our local cinema so I see him whenever I go there and he always gives me a smile and says hello, he comments on my things on facebook and stuff like that. To be honest, if i wasn't so repulsed by him, and i mean whenever I see him I get this knot of sickness and anger in my stomach, i'd do it myself, ask him out for a drink, tell him I've lost contact with my friend so hes not in the picture anymore, but i can't bring myself to do it, he just disgusts me too much

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#23 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
yeah, i wouldn't do it yourself unless its your only option, its really risky because he still sees you as "that girl who's friends with the guy he stole a company from."
dont be fooled by his physical expressions, anyone can fake a smile and emotion, its what they do behind closed doors that matters.
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#24 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
Yeah true, very true. I know he's into some hardcore BDSM which I don't want anyone to get forced into...unless they lie it too, I figure if you can happily fuck up someones life, no matter how nice you act, you're still an evil bastard
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#26 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
Read my comment on your profile, we'll continue our conversation there to be safe.
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#25 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
*like it too
#13 - I didn't even realise you could do that, thank you  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2016 on Help me get revenge 0
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#15 - claytonimor (10/20/2016) [-]
You may want to make sure you can do that in British courts. i know you can in American courts, so you should be able to there, but it pays to make sure.
#10 - I'd be very grateful for it, I know this sounds bad but I work…  [+] (8 replies) 10/20/2016 on Help me get revenge 0
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#14 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
yes, finding someone you can trust is going to be quite difficult, however, it is very possible, the girl can't be some street hood whore, make sure she's smart, manipulating people like this is something not many people can do correctly.. however, i can teach you.
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#18 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
I'm a girl myself so I know how to manipulate to a degree, though I don't like to do it. I know enough about this guy to know his type of girl, what he's into in the bedroom, where he works and stuff like that, im friendly with his housemates girlfriend so can probably get info from her. I also know for a fact he has a record for drugs (not hard core ones) and he was questioned for sexual assault a few years ago. It's probably gonna take a while and you're right, I need to be smart, it's too easy to just rush in guns blazing and ruin everything, so I need to take my time, and NOT tell my friend what I'm doing, as he's still a very good person and would probably not approve of this
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#21 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
i highly recommend you don't tell ANYONE more details than they need to know. Are you sure you can trust his girlfriend enough to not tell him you are up to something? all it takes is for him to have a grain of sands worth of suspicion and it all fails. he needs to think you are over it, act like you've moved on, make him feel safe... once he feels safe and secure.. that's when you get him. Hunny, this can take months maybe years, rushing this will only ruin it, patience is the only thing that can win this battle.. i promise.
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#22 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
Oh no I'm not gonna tell her I'm doing anything, but I may just casually ask about Dick, act concerned for him as he's gained weight and such, they also work together so i could find his actual work patterns.

Dick doesn't know how much I hate him, he works at our local cinema so I see him whenever I go there and he always gives me a smile and says hello, he comments on my things on facebook and stuff like that. To be honest, if i wasn't so repulsed by him, and i mean whenever I see him I get this knot of sickness and anger in my stomach, i'd do it myself, ask him out for a drink, tell him I've lost contact with my friend so hes not in the picture anymore, but i can't bring myself to do it, he just disgusts me too much

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#23 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
yeah, i wouldn't do it yourself unless its your only option, its really risky because he still sees you as "that girl who's friends with the guy he stole a company from."
dont be fooled by his physical expressions, anyone can fake a smile and emotion, its what they do behind closed doors that matters.
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#24 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
Yeah true, very true. I know he's into some hardcore BDSM which I don't want anyone to get forced into...unless they lie it too, I figure if you can happily fuck up someones life, no matter how nice you act, you're still an evil bastard
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#26 - drhoffable (10/20/2016) [-]
Read my comment on your profile, we'll continue our conversation there to be safe.
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#25 - raiterra (10/20/2016) [-]
*like it too