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#65 - I live in the UK so that's not something I'll be doing anytime soon 07/26/2015 on Telekinesis 0
#38 - In fairness if I got telekinesis a lot of people would probabl…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Telekinesis +10
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#57 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #50 - amsel (07/26/2015) [-]
Well I hope this shows up on your background check next time you go to purchase a handgun
#65 - rabidaardvark (07/26/2015) [-]
I live in the UK so that's not something I'll be doing anytime soon
User avatar #39 - vontrollington (07/26/2015) [-]
Don't cut anyone with all that edge you got there, buddy.
#65 - is this what you're looking for? 06/15/2015 on Passenger roasts angry... +6
#94 - son of a bitch, you got me 06/13/2015 on Goodbye my fj buddies 0
#243 - Ever listen to the comedian John Pinette? All the guy did was … 06/09/2015 on Fat People Hate These... +1
#230 - GODDAMIT!! 05/24/2015 on Tales of a Plumber 0
#193 - Picture 05/07/2015 on Medieval times facts +17
#42 - That just kept making me madder and madder 05/06/2015 on Anon reads a book +12
#148 - Thank you based Protein World, for standing up and not capitul… 05/05/2015 on Based protein world +4
#156 - I havent laughed that hard in ages 05/05/2015 on Best Cup Song +1

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#50 - lovecranes (01/04/2014) [-]
Really? 3 o'clock in the morning again? Aye. Well, I was just in England this past week. Could've told me you were in England, haha.
#51 to #50 - rabidaardvark (01/04/2014) [-]
well, its more like half three. whereabouts in England were you?
#52 to #51 - lovecranes (01/04/2014) [-]
Well, I'll give you that. I was in Covent Garden. Near all the big theaters and musicals. I was pretty close to Bromley and Victoria platform.Not sure if that if specific enough. Where are you?
#53 to #52 - rabidaardvark (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm in Essex, which is about an hour from London
#54 to #53 - lovecranes (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh wow. Pretty close. Is it an hour by tube or car?
#55 to #54 - rabidaardvark (01/05/2014) [-]
the tube doesnt go out of London. have to get a proper train.
#56 to #55 - lovecranes (01/05/2014) [-]
I meant, how long would it be with a fast way transportation?
#57 to #56 - rabidaardvark (01/05/2014) [-]
oh, i ment about an hour by train, since i never drive in.
#58 to #57 - lovecranes (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh okay. Just got confused there.

User avatar #45 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
Aark? is that you?
#46 to #45 - rabidaardvark (10/21/2013) [-]
no this is rabidaardvark. who's Aark?
User avatar #47 to #46 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
aark was some furry who caused a lot of ********** on the hating board
#48 to #47 - rabidaardvark (10/21/2013) [-]
...now i really regret choosing an aardvark for my username if im associated with a *********** .
User avatar #49 to #48 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
eh, probably just me
#1 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
#3 to #2 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
What's up?
#4 to #3 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
nothing much
#5 to #4 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Bored? It happens.
#6 to #5 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
yeah particularly at 3am when youve got nothing to do
#7 to #6 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Dang. 3 in the morning? Holy moly. Why aren't you sleeping?
#8 to #7 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
im pretty nocturnal. u stay up late a few nights in a row watching a whole series or 2 and suddenly u cant sleep until ridiculous o'clock and dont wake up till stupid in the afternoon.
#9 to #8 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know that feeling. I've done it myself. What series were you watching?
#10 to #9 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, first it was attack on titan, then elfen lied, then gj-bu and now im on kore wa zombie desu ka. Anime basically.
#11 to #10 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Wow. You've got a whole string of things. Are they any good? I assume you like Anime?
#12 to #11 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
i like some anime, same as i like some shows. its less the format and more the content i like. and yes they're all good, but for different reasons. Elfen Lied is amazing but God is it depressing. AoT is epic and the others are funny.
#13 to #12 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
You've got quite a range there. For some reason, I really like depressing things (series, movies, books...)
#14 to #13 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
then give Elfen Lied a try. If you ca make it through the first 10 minute bloodbath and get to the character's backstories u may just drown in feels. alot of blood and nudity though, although the nudity isn't the usual overthetop anime nudity.
#15 to #14 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Ah I see. I'll give it a try and see how it goes from there. Maybe I'll like it....Who knowsc
#16 to #15 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
well im the same with every anime i watch. some i like, some i dont. you dont know until you try it.
#17 to #16 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
True true. The last line of your message sounded like something I would say.
#18 to #17 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
Well its a good thing to say. unless im talking with a girl and suggest anal. then it all goes to **** .
#19 to #18 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, I would hate to say this, but you are talking to a female. I honestly wouldn't mind if you said anal. I just would overlook that.
#43 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/24/2013) [-]
well I would imagine people would freak out in a flood. and i know those things happened, i just dont know much about them.
#44 to #43 - lovecranes (09/24/2013) [-]
Floods are reasonable things to be concerned about, but my area doesn't get that many flash floods. In any case, you know some of the major highlights of your nation. That's adequate.
#41 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/24/2013) [-]
actually my university opens on snow days anyway, so the snow just makes it harder to get there. and yeah i know our history's great, even though i dont really know it very well myself
#42 to #41 - lovecranes (09/24/2013) [-]
Seriously? People freak out here whenever it sleets or hails or floods. Do you like school? I bet you know some of your own country's history. For example, you know about the Black Plague or The Battle of Hastings...?
#38 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/23/2013) [-]
we get fairly bad thundestorms sometimes, i really meant we dont get hurricanes or ice storms or things like that. Snows alright, i guess, though to be honest i find it more of a nuissance than anything, cause it stops all transport and generally messes the country up. Britain is completely incapable of dealing with snow, its ridiculous
#39 to #38 - lovecranes (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh well, you are still lucky in the case that you don't get wildfires, tornadoes, or any of the massive destructions like we do. I can see how snow is irritable, but hey, no school or work right? Although, I love school and learning. Britain doesn't really seem capable of such destructions, especially like the ones here. However, you should be glad that Britian has such an interesting background. Trust me, British history is much better than our history.
#36 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/23/2013) [-]
We used to only get snow every other winter, though recently its been snowing alot each year. We also get hail and sleet, but fortunately the weather never gets worse than thunderstorms.
#37 to #36 - lovecranes (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh man you are lucky! Nothing worse than thuderstorms? Can we switch places? Haha. Do you like snow? I love snow.
#34 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/23/2013) [-]
Its alright; it hardly ever gets too hot or cold here, its very average. Rains alot though. Like this summer after our week of sun we had so much rain it flooded. fortunately i was in florida at the time.
#35 to #34 - lovecranes (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, that is one thing nice about the British area. Not too cold or too hot. Do you get snow? Or just cold rain, hail, and such?
#32 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
well thats britain for you. im british btw
#33 to #32 - lovecranes (09/23/2013) [-]
True true. That is a very British weather. You are British? That's awesome! I love London! Half of my family live in London and in that area. Another thing, I'll be there for Christmas. I am going to Paris before London. I can hardly wait! Do you like the British area?
#30 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
overcast and grey, all the summer suns gone. at least I had a good weeks worth of it this year.
#31 to #30 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Yikes. That weather does not sound pleasant. All dark and obscure. It gives a very mysterious effect.
#28 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
yeah i am
#29 to #28 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Haha, that was an extremely hard guess. It's so beautiful here. Gorgeous fall day. What's the weather like at your area?
#26 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
sorry cant reply to your other comments for some reason. tried IMing but doesnt seem to work. anyway yeah i did assume you were a guy. sorry.
#27 to #26 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
I think we reached the limit. That's okay though. I tried IM-ing you, but it wouldn't wok for some reason. I don't mind you thought I was a guy. The society of FJ is mainly male domiated. You rarely find female members here. I assume you are male?
#22 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
well I couldnt tell since all i had to go on was the name, since i cant view your profile
#23 to #22 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Did you think I was male? Just curious....
#20 to #19 - rabidaardvark (09/22/2013) [-]
tbh i was just trying to be funny. clearly i did not succeed.
#24 to #20 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Are we done chatting tonight or...?
#21 to #20 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
Haha, well, it's not hard to guess I'm a female.
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