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#5 - Comment deleted 10/11/2015 on (untitled) +3
#39 - Pretty sure I've seen that exact same sign before, Ashland's l… 10/10/2015 on What is it? 0
#48 - Moonbase Alpha. 10/09/2015 on 2deep4u +1
#32 - That is what Darkness looks like, given liquid form. … 10/09/2015 on Almost porn +2
#71 - That is called a thorn. I believe it originates in Old Norse, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2015 on Obama 0
#73 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Apologies, I have a virtual keyboard, and I hovered over the "t" to long.
I just didn't bother to fix it.
#58 - Had a feeling, but felt the need to ask just in case it was or… 10/07/2015 on in the spooky spirit 0
#153 - I hate to argue the point, but they do actually have genders, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on Grade A Journalism 0
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#158 - deaminzaints (10/07/2015) [-]
i couldnt follow your link, i think its broken.
but ive allready addressed and expanded on what i said in a later comment, you cant exactly call what they do breeding nor can you say all knights are male or all wizards are female since we both have female in game models of knights and male in game models of wizards. also witches which seems to be a mutation of them.
#38 - What does she say in the original comic, anyway?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2015 on in the spooky spirit 0
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#39 - zacoren (10/07/2015) [-]
What she says is unchanged, what he says is. He says something like 'Your beautiful'
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#58 - raamageddon (10/07/2015) [-]
Had a feeling, but felt the need to ask just in case it was originally a comedy.

Thanks, mate.
#145 - ... So... How do I make one like this?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on Magic Potion 0
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#148 - notanotheraccount (10/05/2015) [-]
Pour the liquor in the cup. The only thing in that cup is the Viniq
#60 - I was born in Vegas, but I no longer live there. The success o… 10/05/2015 on yikyak atttttacckkk 0
#29 - I disagree, mainly because for me, gore doesn't equal horror. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on Ditching the fags 0
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#30 - graphomaniac (10/04/2015) [-]
That's all Evil Dead was, was a splatter fest. No gore does not equal horror, but it's closer to it than fucking jumpscares. I liked the atmosphere and accepted the new story, that's all I want from a horror movie since they don't really scare me anymore.
I'm just excited that Bruce is coming back for the new tv show.
But, I respect your right to have your opinion, I just like theirs better.
#24 - My mother and I tried to watch this movie. We got to the point… 10/03/2015 on JHC 0
#69 - There's a small series of videos pert… 10/02/2015 on Cockatoo Arguing Going to Vet 0
#31 - You clearly haven't been here long. Allow me to enlighten you …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Fuck her right in her rules +5
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#36 - kaywalsk (10/01/2015) [-]
I remember when Admin did everything in his power to protect his 'sponsorship' They were banning people for anything remotely NSFW, and then there were adds that were basically NSFW.

It was a different time back then.....a different time.
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#33 - jensstoltenberg (10/01/2015) [-]
I remember back in the day you could post nsfw on peoples profiles without getting banned. And if you rolled a nsfw picture it was eventually reported and deleted, no one was banned for it. And people got banned for reaching negative thumb levels. I really dont get why they took that one away.
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#32 - fluttergrey (10/01/2015) [-]

#7 - Bird's definitely got a lot of personality to him. He really d… 10/01/2015 on Cockatoo Arguing Going to Vet +24
#4 - Ironically, I watched this on YouTube just last week. There's …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Cockatoo Arguing Going to Vet +91
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#70 - spaaceghoost (10/02/2015) [-]
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#13 - Smushy (10/01/2015) [-]
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#69 - raamageddon (10/02/2015) [-]

There's a small series of videos pertaining to the vet and whatnot. If you flip through the comments, you'll find that the owner does explain it. There's a lot of people accusing him going "If he hates it that much, the vet must be hurting him!" and all that jazz, and he explains that's not the case. There's a lot of comments, of course, but it's in there, and the videos are here for your viewing pleasure anyway.
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#6 - anonymoussarcasm (10/01/2015) [-]
That's actually wildly fascinating
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#7 - raamageddon (10/01/2015) [-]
Bird's definitely got a lot of personality to him. He really does try to communicate what he's trying to say. I mean, look at him when he "raises his voice" at the owner.

Apparently he hates going to the vet because he hates the cage. The vet doesn't hurt him or anything, though he understandably doesn't like being messed with. Once his nails are clipped, he'll actually willingly get back in the cage because he knows that means he'll get to go home.
#116 - For what it's worth, if you're on the shorter side, the milita…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on Bring me that child 0
#143 - thebotdorf (09/29/2015) [-]
that small of a size difference doesn't matter. the military gets the same amount of money allotted for each member. regardless of size/stature.

special forces doesn't really take size/stature into account, they look at physical performance and skill set
#91 - Camouflage plz. 09/28/2015 on For every thumb this gets +1
#35 - Army of Darkness. For those of you who might be wondering. 09/27/2015 on just doot it +7
#100 - You got a source on this? I love Dark Souls, and this video wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2015 on (Titles with "Admin" in... +1
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#111 - plaruti (09/25/2015) [-]
yeah my link that he replied to is the youtube source.
#104 - nerdtoe (09/25/2015) [-]
#34 is the YouTube source, but the guy's name is ThePruld, and he makes some awesome SFM stuff involving Dark Souls
#140 - Comment deleted 09/24/2015 on For every thumb 0
#150 - Is it stupid that I legitimately smiled the first time I saw t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2015 on Uber rare +6
#180 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
its a cat, they walk on earth for that reason
#127 - In case you'd like to know... It's being pulled…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2015 on did yer job 0
#136 - thejudgingmoose (09/19/2015) [-]
Or shoved in. I figured it worked like a horrible dildo.

There is some rather disgusting shit on that site.
#10 - ... That was actually the most disturbing thing I've witnessed… 09/18/2015 on Cherubism 0
#29 - ayylmaoney would have been better. 09/14/2015 on The "educational" channels... +3
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#16 - raamageddon ONLINE (05/17/2016) [-]
Standard: 9 9 7 1 - Claymore
Raw: 9 10
Divine: 9 10G 8W 1W
Occult: 9 10G 8W 1W - Club

Magic: 9 10G 7B 1B
Enchanted: 9 10G 8B 1B - Falchion

Crystal: 9 9 8 1 - Halberd
Lightning: 9 9 8 1 - Spear

Fire: 9 10G 7R 1R
Chaos: 9 10G 8R 1R

Butterfly: Spear, Shield
Ornstein: Spear
Smough: Mace
Quelaag: Scimitar, Katana
Golem: Axe, Caestus
Priscilla: Halberd
Gwyndolin: Bow, Catalyst
Gwyn: Shield
Artorias: Broken Sword, Longsword x2, Shield
Manus: Catalyst
#18 to #16 - raamageddon ONLINE (05/17/2016) [-]
24C, 3S, 60GS, 16WC, 2WS, 15BC, 2BS, 15RC, 2RS
#15 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [-]