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#179 - It's illegal to be involved in an affair if you're in the mili…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/05/2016 on Cheater Gets BTFO +4
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#212 - mastercolossus (04/05/2016) [-]
if you're in.
but if you aint yet...
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#290 - raamageddon (04/06/2016) [-]
Adultery is a matter of legality regardless of whether he's in the military or not.

If it were to come out that he had an affair prior to joining the military and it got to his higher-ups, it would still come down on him. No, he wasn't in the military yet, but they would still treat it the same. It doesn't even matter if you and your significant other have had an agreed-upon separation. It will count against you. I've seen people who were running scared because they realized that they could have been discharged for what they did.

Furthermore, the husband of the cheating wife is in the military. This still creates enough of a legal matter anyway, regardless of whether or not the douche in question had joined yet or not.
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#295 - mastercolossus (04/06/2016) [-]
bullshit. you cannot get in trouble for someone else cheating.
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#296 - raamageddon (04/06/2016) [-]
I'm not saying that the husband would get in trouble, but I'm saying that because his wife was cheating on him, it still creates a legal matter. The dude who's already in won't be in trouble, but because he's in the military, there's still an association there.
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#297 - mastercolossus (04/06/2016) [-]
dude, go to the hospital. i think you are having a stroke.
#93 - Neglecting to mention Havel's Rebellion? Shame on you, sir. Shame. 04/01/2016 on Souls Lore - Havel the Rock +1
#79 - I remember this movie. I still regret ever watching it. 03/14/2016 on Lucky Lisa 0
#789 - **raamageddon used "*roll picture*"** **raamageddon rolled … 03/13/2016 on ROLL SCAVENGER HUNT 0
#788 - ... Apparently, I rolled cancer. 03/13/2016 on ROLL SCAVENGER HUNT 0
#787 - **raamageddon used "*roll picture*"** **raamageddon rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2016 on ROLL SCAVENGER HUNT 0
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#788 - raamageddon (03/13/2016) [-]
... Apparently, I rolled cancer.
#19 - I can actually pull off that spin with a balisong. I learned a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2016 on Basic pyromancy +4
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#26 - TheFixer (03/13/2016) [-]
i can too or rather i use to be able too haven't practiced my butterfly knife tricks in a while...
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#20 - thempc (03/13/2016) [-]
cool, i'd try that but i don't have a knife and i'm a clumsy fucker who enjos having uninjured fingers
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#82 - bigswingingrichard (03/13/2016) [-]
You can buy practice knifes first. They're like 5-10$.
#28 - Picture 02/11/2016 on Pepper & Carrot 14 +1
#146 - Honestly she wasn't that fat to begin with. She wasn't a landw… 02/08/2016 on Fat people are beautiful! 0
#62 - To be honest, if Death himself told me I was going to go to He… 01/20/2016 on He died of Lupus +1